ATTENTION: ANNOYING GOTH PERSON.

[sadie]

I DEMAND THAT YOU REMOVE MY ID FROM YOUR STUPID SIG. >: >:

[whoreable]

I suggest both waterwich and got be banned for this travesty >: >: >:

[Les Waste]

Yeah!

Anyone who thinks the things that waterwitch says are quotable should have their eyelids removed.

>:

[sadie]

damn straight. >:

[whoreable]

I dont know have you read Capitain Bubba's sig?

[Les Waste]

Captain Bubba does in jest. GothNAPrepsBody does it because he thinks it's a legitimate and well-thought out point.

[sadie]

jest. um. i'm not sure.

all the captains seem stupid to me. captains bubba, robo, and crunch are the like the three sucketeers.

and then there's the captain and tenille. the captain on the love boat. um. i can't think of any exceptions.

:rule

[whoreable]

maybe you are thinking of captain crunch.

[CaptainBubba]

WHat??? JeST???? No, I just really like how she showed you guys WHO IS BOSS IN THESE PARTS!! >:

SADIE NAILED ME! :(

[whoreable]

very amusing dipshit...I WAS BEING SARCSATIC! i thought you people would've been able to recognise that by now! -waterwitch


I find that line incredibly quoteable. I guess my eyelids should be removed :( Sweet sweet irony.

[Esuohlim]

...the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them...

[sadie]

SADIE NAILED ME!
you wish. >:

[ziggytrix]

:lol

[sadie]

dear gothperson,

i'm thinking all your future posts should really be made in the GOTH FORUM. i mean, after all, you're a self-proclaimed GOTH, right? and as such, you can't help but filter reality through your very own ULTRA-ORIGINAL DARK VEIL OF DOOM. thus, it is your duty as a good mocker to stay put in your very own forum. :)

thanks,
sadie

p.s. please, take your wichity friend with you. :)

[whoreable]

Damn I was gonna claim the goth forum for my own. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hey guys, I'm not THAT bad. I'm trying to not post such idiotic things. Everyone has their moments, mine just hasn't come yet. :(

[sadie]

you're not trying hard enough. >:

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys, I'm not THAT bad. I'm trying to not post such idiotic things. Everyone has their moments, mine just hasn't come yet. :(

LIES LIES LIES. >:

[kellychaos]

Aren't they both I-Mockery representatives of the great continent/country of Austrailia? Perhaps we should reconsider our foreign relations policy. If I didn't like saying the word "wallabee" so much, I'd cut off diplomatic relations with them right NOW!! >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I suggest both waterwich and got be banned for this travesty >: >: >:

I think you forgot an h

[GothNAPrepsBody]

jest. um. i'm not sure.

all the captains seem stupid to me. captains bubba, robo, and crunch are the like the three sucketeers.

and then there's the captain and tenille. the captain on the love boat. um. i can't think of any exceptions.

:rule


And you messed up your emoticon

[sadie]

GOTHPERSON, CEASE AND DESIST THIS STUPIDITY AT ONCE. >: you fucking non-responder. >: >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

whatever ill deal with your name in my cig right now just a sec

[GothNAPrepsBody]

You Want to be a fucking showoff here you go now everyone will notice it

[sadie]

sorry, but i'm not in your cig, moron. and you will live to regret this decision.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Im sorry it took me a while to post because I shit in my pants at your physical threat over the internet

[kellychaos]

I try to avoid the rapier wit of Sadie. It's sharp and it hurts. :/

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Saddies rapier seems to need a little more sharpening to get to me

[sadie]

she don't know me vewy well, do she?

[Protoclown]

I think gothinadorksbody is a guy. Probably a very effeminate, pasty-faced, limp-wristed one.

[Anonymous]

Hey!

[kellychaos]

Saddies rapier seems to need a little more sharpening to get to me

Ewww Boy! :rolleyes

http://www.joorl.com/Scott-Parade.gif

[Daphne]

sorry, but i'm not in your cig, moron. and you will live to regret this decision.
Now that is cruel sadie, everyone knows goth's don't want to live.


Or is that me who doesn't want them to live? Either way, not good!


Oh and Count Fagula? Pointing out typos? Yeah that burns.

[whoreable]

Hm. I dont know he seems to have so mastered the art of spelling and grammer he is obviously qualified to give out such helpfull hints.

Thanks got

[GothNAPrepsBody]

she don't know me vewy well, do she?

And you complain about MY grammar

[Daphne]

Oh my god, are you really that obtuse? You've never seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

[Helm]

And you messed up your emoticon

No, did she? :flay :roast

[GothNAPrepsBody]

And you messed up your emoticon

No, did she? :flay :roast

You Fucked Up Too Bitch

[sadie]

there's this :rule at sa that goes something like this: LURK BEFORE POSTING. it's an invaluable clue, you fucking gothwannabe.

[Helm]

What? You... did you seriously mean that? You can't be that stupid. It's impossible.

... Good god.

[sadie]

:lol it makes for lots of giggles.

please, gothperson, grace my other favorite forum with your esteemed presence. www.dgostation.com. they'll simply :love you there, too.

[Esuohlim]

You Fucked Up Too Bitch

LOL ONLY "Y" IS CAPITALIZED AND THERE'S A COMMA AFTER "TOO"!

HURTS, DOESN'T IT? :lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

You Fucked Up Too Bitch

LOL ONLY "Y" IS CAPITALIZED AND THERE'S A COMMA AFTER "TOO"!

HURTS, DOESN'T IT? :lol


Then look only "O" had to be capitalized (please do not cry) :(

[kellychaos]

What happens to a joke deferred when dealing with the obtuse (pause) does it shrivel and die ... :/

[Skulhedface]

she don't know me vewy well, do she?

And you complain about MY grammar

This is the comment that convinced me that Goth has a skull thicker than a nuclear defense base. Man, if WWIII actually breaks out, I will burrow into his head. I'll be safe from all radioactivity (not to mention just about anything else) in there.

[Rongi]

:lol @ this thread

[Schimid]

Maybe he's joking?

...Maybe not. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Then look only "O" had to be capitalized (please do not cry) :(

YO UKNOW, OHTER PEEPZ AHVE FEELINS TO YOU KNWO!!!! :CYR :CYR :CYR

[Krythor]

GEE MILHOUSE HOW SUBTLE

[Captain Robo]

MOMMYANDDADDY WHERE ARE YOU!?

[The Retro Kat]

Ok got (I left the "h" out to prove a point.) Let's hypothetically that sadie has 5 posts with typos in them. That is still less than one percent of typos, so that is pretty damn good. That's how damn good she is. Don't fuck with her because, she is way better at mocking than you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain. Please, leave you silly gothic assbag.

[Captain Robo]

No.

[Schimid]

:faint

[The Retro Kat]

Hey guys, I think I might have actually met gothinaprepsbody.

It was Saturday night. I was at a battle of the bands. I walk in and I saw many a person in black. And me, wearing bellbottoms and a tie dye peace shirt with a retro jacket, immediatly clashed. But there was one particular goth that caught my attention. He had light, spiked hair, spiked bracelets, and bondage pants. He also was wearing eye shadow and seemed to have tweezed his eyebrows, and also, he had his nails painted. I couldn't help myself, being the instigator that I am. I approached him and asked "Dude, did you tweeze your eyebrows?"
He replied "Fuck you mother fucker and walked away."
I stood there laughing, thinking that a goth should be able to come up with a good comeback seeing how artsy and poetic they stereotypically are. Then I thought, "Crappy comebacks? Did I just have an encounter with gothinaprepsbody?"

[whoreable]

Maybe he doesnt like talking to dirty stinkin hippies

[The Retro Kat]

I saw that coming. But actually, thats just the way i dress, 70's value. I hate fucking hippies. Fuck transcendentalism. Its useless. Its impossible or just stupid to try to thrive without society and its principles. And hippies are fucking anti war and shit. But I wont get into that. And its only so often that i wear a full retro outfit anymore. I usually just wear fire department shirts and jeans. But the point is gothinaprepsbody sucks.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm starting to like this fellow, this Retrokat.

[Captain Robo]

transcendentalism

Trancendentalism has nothing to do with freakin hippies.

[Skulhedface]

SURE IT DOES. If they'd "transcend" into a bathtub and use a bar of soap...

[sadie]

damnit, retroboy. don't make me like you. >:

and mr.smartyskul, you need to use a dictionary before you use big words like transcend.

i know some cool-arsed hippies. and i like patchouli. :(

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Hey guys, I think I might have actually met gothinaprepsbody.

It was Saturday night. I was at a battle of the bands. I walk in and I saw many a person in black. And me, wearing bellbottoms and a tie dye peace shirt with a retro jacket, immediatly clashed. But there was one particular goth that caught my attention. He had light, spiked hair, spiked bracelets, and bondage pants. He also was wearing eye shadow and seemed to have tweezed his eyebrows, and also, he had his nails painted. I couldn't help myself, being the instigator that I am. I approached him and asked "Dude, did you tweeze your eyebrows?"
He replied "Fuck you mother fucker and walked away."
I stood there laughing, thinking that a goth should be able to come up with a good comeback seeing how artsy and poetic they stereotypically are. Then I thought, "Crappy comebacks? Did I just have an encounter with gothinaprepsbody?"



No, I'm afraid that wasn't me I dont tweeze my eyebrows or wear lipstick only paint nails for concerts anywayz I woulda killed you on the spot.

[noob3]

I'm glad I'm not the only person here who parades around in vintage schwag :(

[Les Waste]

hahahahaha, GirlNAboysBody paints his nails! Hahahaha, queer!

[FS]

And he's unibrowed! Hahaha.

[Les Waste]

He should really not brag about killing people. Judging from all the empty threats he makes, he must have a criminal record as long as he is misunderstood. When the FBI looks at I-mockery.net, they'll see Goth and realize he must be responsible for all those thousands of unsolved murders.

Keep it on the down low. ;)

[kellychaos]

I know how he kills. He does it very slowly (pause) one brain cell at a time. I just know that I get a fraction more stupid after the reading of every one of his posts. Make it stop. It hurts! It HURTS!! :eek

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No I'm not unibrowed and no im not queer It's simply somethin goth not like you even know what a goth really is but I guess people fear what they can not understand. Oh well just remember to play nice children...

[Johannas]

I think i can speak for everyone here that we do no fear you. Dont take this shit personally, bub. They are all just big bad mockers looking to pick on someone, and you are their target. I feel sorry for you, hopefully this sort of stress will not affect your real life.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Les Waste]

I don't even know what a goth is :rolleyes

I just wouldn't understood how deep you are :rolleyes

You're so deep, Unibrow. :)

[Krythor]

you know what lets leave him alone hes getting sad :) :) :(

[Ninjavenom]

I'd help mock Goth, but he's just such an... ENIGMA that i can't understand him. :(

[Esuohlim]

It's too bad that now he's just going to explain how he isn't an enigma and that he knows what a goth is.

PROCEED THEN >:

[Jeanette X]

No I'm not unibrowed and no im not queer It's simply somethin goth not like you even know what a goth really is but I guess people fear what they can not understand. Oh well just remember to play nice children...

I do have a fair understanding of what goth really is, honeybuns, and I fear them about as much as I fear bunny rabbits. Most goths are too busy listening to Bauhaus and smoking cloves to be any threat to anyone.

[UnDeath]

No I'm not unibrowed and no im not queer It's simply somethin goth not like you even know what a goth really is but I guess people fear what they can not understand. Oh well just remember to play nice children...

I do have a fair understanding of what goth really is, honeybuns, and I fear them about as much as I fear bunny rabbits. Most goths are too busy listening to Bauhaus and smoking cloves to be any threat to anyone.
yeah, but I dont think that our resident goth has even heared of Bauhaus. Doesnt matter, since listening to Slipknot and Marilyn Manson makes you even more goth than goth.

[mischief]

i fear spice girl fans most

silly goths make me giggle... tee hee!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If you did understand us you would know that we are not busy with cloves. They simply pass time while we are on this pathetic, prep-infested planet.

[mischief]

:tear please everyone... let's all collectively cry, kay?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I believe your the only one wanting to cry so your the only one I find pathetic at the moment

[mischief]

oh yeah, i forgot sarcasm is useless to ignorant little goth people D'OH!

[Spectre X]

If those things only kill time while you wait to get off of this rock, why don't you just kill yourself?

[mischief]

I second that motion

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If those things only kill time while you wait to get off of this rock, why don't you just kill yourself?

Because I would really hate to please morons like you

[Esuohlim]

Why don't you try making a comeback that doesn't suck?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Cummon faggot I'm doing you a favor if I don't suck you will(oh wait thats something that helps us both)

[kellychaos]

Hope your stay here has been fun! :) :flavorofthemonth

http://www.bungee.demon.co.uk/thumbs/black4thm.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Cummon faggot I'm doing you a favor if I don't suck you will(oh wait thats something that helps us both)

Do you want me to reiterate what I just said? >:

[mischief]

Idiocy runs rampant.

[Jeanette X]

Cummon faggot I'm doing you a favor if I don't suck you will(oh wait thats something that helps us both)

As I recall, the goth subculture is supposed to be unusually accepting of gays and lesbians...funny how our resident "goth" would use a gay slur, isn't it? :rolleyes

So, goth kid, what goth bands do you listen to?

[Grazzt]

Marilyn Manson

[Schimid]

GothNAPrepsBody.

Your name quite obviously states that you are not a Goth. You are a Prep, striving to be a Goth. So shut the fuck up.

Schimid.

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.justmoi.org/dragonlynk/ops/pics/freak.jpg

[GothNAPrepsBody]

GothNAPrepsBody.

Your name quite obviously states that you are not a Goth. You are a Prep, striving to be a Goth. So shut the fuck up.

Schimid.


If you knew anything you would see that NA reffers to non-aplicable or in otherwords no preps if you can't figure this out in the near future do yourself this favor :suicide

[Helm]

Fuck you.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

What a short response and I don't want to here you complain about another in original response because thats about as overused as you get well maybe a little over the most.

[Spectre X]

your posts are an attrocity. They are filled with spelling and grammar errors, and the attempts at sarcasm are pitiful. Also, the more you post here, the more people will start to bash on you, untill you break down and start runnng around the house wearing nothing but a bra you stole from your mother, after which she will call animal controll and put you down. After that, she will urinate on your corps and have a good laugh with the entire world about you being dead.

Furthermore, nobody loves you, and nobody will ever love you. Plus, you were adopted. Your real mother gave you up for adoption beause you were the bastard child of a thousand ugly homosexuals.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

your posts are an attrocity. They are filled with spelling and grammar errors, and the attempts at sarcasm are pitiful. Also, the more you post here, the more people will start to bash on you, untill you break down and start runnng around the house wearing nothing but a bra you stole from your mother, after which she will call animal controll and put you down. After that, she will urinate on your corps and have a good laugh with the entire world about you being dead.

Furthermore, nobody loves you, and nobody will ever love you. Plus, you were adopted. Your real mother gave you up for adoption beause you were the bastard child of a thousand ugly homosexuals.


Thankyou for pouring out your whole life on the internet but the rest of us have quite normal lives

[Daphne]

If you knew anything you would see that NA reffers to non-aplicable or in otherwords no preps if you can't figure this out in the near future do yourself this favor :suicide

So what you're saying is your name is GothNon-ApplicablePrepsBody? Read a book. Seriously, any book. You're really, really stupid.

I think your name should be GothNAaronCartersBody.
http://www.patjohnson.com/aaron%20carter1.jpg
http://www.justmoi.org/dragonlynk/ops/pics/freak.jpg

[Bennett]

If you knew anything you would see that NA reffers to non-aplicable or in otherwords no preps if you can't figure this out in the near future do yourself this favor :suicide

You are so full of shit: "Goth Not Applicable Preps Body"
The fact of the matter is that you're a wannabe goth who's just too much of a pussy to show it on the outside...

speaking of outside, have you gotten out of the box yet, Marcel Marceau? :)

Shit Daphne, you beat me too it...

[Jeanette X]

You still haven't answered my question, Gothy-poo. What goth bands do you listen to?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If you knew anything you would see that NA reffers to non-aplicable or in otherwords no preps if you can't figure this out in the near future do yourself this favor :suicide

You are so full of shit: "Goth Not Applicable Preps Body"
The fact of the matter is that you're a wannabe goth who's just too much of a pussy to show it on the outside...

speaking of outside, have you gotten out of the box yet, Marcel Marceau? :)

Shit Daphne, you beat me too it...




Yes I do get outside the box that is why I don't wear the makeup I don't care if Im not solid Goth. Im not scared to look different but I'm not scared to look the same either.



And I hate arron carter

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I listen to slipknot, metalica, nirvana and much music that is not necesarilly goth bands

[Jeanette X]

Do you listen to ANY goth bands at all?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I don't answer questions twice and the bell rang so I now have a real life to go to

[Jeanette X]

I don't answer questions twice and the bell rang so I now have a real life to go to

You didn't answer it in the first place.

Sorry kiddo, but just being depressed and feeling outcast doesn't mean that you are a goth.

All you are is a typical angsty teenager. You are no more goth than I am Minnie Mouse.

[Bennett]

Yes I do get outside the box that is why I don't wear the makeup I don't care if Im not solid Goth. Im not scared to look different but I'm not scared to look the same either.


You sir, are a fucking idiot. box + Marcel Marceau = ?

hurry up with the answer...

Mime is money, mime is money.

[Krythor]

Jeanette is my hero :bow :love

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Yes I did answer the question, I don't listen to any thing but the bands I mentioned. Who cares if they arent goth bands.

[Esuohlim]

By bringing this topic back up, you are an idiot on many more levels. >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

As far as I can see the topice has been in the past few posts and I was asked to answer it so you telling me it was irrelevent to answer are the dumbass.

[Grazzt]

JUST DIE

[GothNAPrepsBody]

after you

[Grazzt]

Still waiting around to see if anyone on the internet will pat you on the back and say "Yes, you're not an ugly assed failure! You shouldn't slit your own throat!"

Well, it ain't happening, bright eyes.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No I don't need a pat on the back and I don't plan on slitting my thorat and as far as me having bright eyes :puke

[Grazzt]

If you hate everything in the world that has lustre, why don't you off yourself? There's no light in oblivion.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I don't hate all light I just see it in places others don't

[kellychaos]

Like in your mother's room when she meets a new "uncle". :)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

More like the time I shoved that flash light up your ass....
I was talking about stones such as onyx or dragons or witchcraft

[kellychaos]

I've never met you before, dude. What are you talking about? Your "Uncle Steve", though. You met him, didn't you? What did he do to you? Did he offer you Werther's and try to touch your bejogglins? Or worse (dramatic pause) He didn't pay attention to you at all :eek Poor lil' pale fella. :/

[Jeanette X]

Yes I did answer the question, I don't listen to any thing but the bands I mentioned. Who cares if they arent goth bands.

Because if you don't listen to goth bands, you are not a goth. :blah

Explain to us what makes you a goth as opposed to an angsty teenager who likes dragons and the occult. :blah

[kellychaos]

Here! Here! :)

[UnDeath]

Yes I did answer the question, I don't listen to any thing but the bands I mentioned. Who cares if they arent goth bands.

Because if you don't listen to goth bands, you are not a goth. :blah

Explain to us what makes you a goth as opposed to an angsty teenager who likes dragons and the occult. :blah
you're my hero, Jeanette! :)

[Jeanette X]

:bow

[sadie]

i think i finally get it. goth's gothness is kind of like those apple jacks commercials.

[mischief]

he's not goth, he just tastes like apple?

[sadie]

that's not apple peel in your teeth, girl.

[mischief]

ahh, fuck.

one more memory to repress

[The Retro Kat]

Been working late past couple of days, so i had no time to post. Heres what i think of the last two and a half pages.

Ahem.

Transcendenalism is a spiritual, peaceful, respectful way of life. Just like the true meaning of hippie. A hippie isnt just someone who smokes pot and wears 70's clothing. http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=transcendentalism In other words, robo, you are a dumb fucking fool.
Killed me on the spot, got, I highly doubt it, due to lack of sun and excersise, I would kick your ass, even stoned. Nice job falling into the gothic stereotype we all know. Gothism (if thats a word) is just another trendy thing to do. We all understand you and can read you like a book. Just go cry to your god damned mom that no one understands you, we can see through.





Cummon faggot I'm doing you a favor if I don't suck you will
I bet you thought about that one long and hard. Also, the fact that you only listen to 3 crappy mother fucking bands is sad, just like goths.

I shant waste any more of your time, sorry that i did.