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pissed off salesman
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:14 PM
Well since the old threads in the old ezboard will die soon, and ill really miss the b rated thread in the old one, so heres the new one!!!!!! enjoy and revel in the b-rated movie ness ness ness ness

edit: corrected the title of this thread. -rog

Zomboid
Feb 5th, 2003, 09:22 PM
It wasn't called this, asshole >:. But I miss that thread, so I'll start by saying that you all need to see demons.

Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 12:36 AM
SORRY MY MOMMY WON'T LET ME SEE B-RATED MOVIES UNTIL I AM OLDER :(

Paul138
Feb 9th, 2003, 10:23 PM
A cool show to see b-movies being made fun of was "Mystery Science Theatre". They focused mainly on the Science Fiction genre but they were still b-movies. Funny as hell and great for learning about sarcasm.

Ninjavenom
Feb 9th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Slugs.

pissed off salesman
Feb 10th, 2003, 07:54 PM
one of my personal favorites was the cars that ate paris, i wish i had a spiked covered vw

Zbu Manowar
Feb 13th, 2003, 12:18 PM
Deadbeat at Dawn. Somehow it manages to provide some interesting fight scenes for a minuscule budget.

CastroMotorOil
Feb 13th, 2003, 07:23 PM
wow pau lthat sounds like such a cool show, i have NEVER heard of it before. What station was it on as i have never ever seen one episode of it. :troutslap

unclehobart
Feb 13th, 2003, 08:48 PM
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti.

Zbu Manowar
Feb 14th, 2003, 12:37 AM
Godmonster of Indian Flats.

Seriously, if you want some twisted shit, check out any Something Weird DVD you come across. Those have everything you could want.

pissed off salesman
Feb 17th, 2003, 06:21 PM
badmovies.org

Skulhedface
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:01 AM
Before I get any wiseass replies, let me say that I am well aware that this will not count as a TRADITIONAL b-movie horror flick, but it's the only one that jumps to mind right away.

Toxic Avenger. Gotta love Troma. The most fucked up, cheesy movies you'll ever see. If ya don't believe me, try Tromeo and Juliet.

Truly sickening. Which of course means funny as fuck.

http://www.abc-kid.com/heman/pictures/tn_010_jpg.jpg

Zbu Manowar
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:47 AM
I won't bash you for Toxic Avenger, it's a damn fine movie.

And buy the Tox Box gift set: all three Toxie movies plus the Toxic Crusaders DVD for under $30. Well worth the cash.

Skulhedface
Feb 20th, 2003, 02:19 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Toxic AVENGERS the Troma movies and the Toxic CRUSADER was the short lived cartoon series?

I'm not the world's biggest Troma junkie, but I watch what I can get my hands on. Sgt. Kabukiman was funny as hell!

CastroMotorOil
Feb 20th, 2003, 02:55 AM
cannibal the musical was great

Bennett
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:07 AM
"Neon Maniacs" is a great film about a group of unexplained zombie type creatures from different walks of life (kind of like the zombie Village People: there is a native american, a samurai, a doctor, a biker and much much more) that are water soluble! Making for some good battles including bath tubs, water pistols and a fire hose! The most ridiculous movie I've ever seen, leaves you asking, "Why?"

slavemason
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:04 PM
The Forbidden Zone and Jesco the Dancing Outlaw are two of the funniest films I've ever seen. The soundtrack to the Forbidden Zone is damn good as well, if any of you are Oingo Boingo fans. Jesco's underground fame landed him a chance at stardom by appearing on the Roseanne show years ago. Unfortunately Jesco had huffed too much lighter fluid to remember any lines. They did show him tap dancing during the closing credits though.
Sorry, those aren't horror. How about Street Trash or Blood Diner? They were supposed to be horror but I couldn't stop laughing at them either.

Bennett
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:10 PM
How about any of the movies from the "Trancers" series. I used to love that crap as a kid.

Skulhedface
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:43 PM
But then, of course, we left out the Grandaddy of all B-Movie horror flix.. the Night Of The Living Dead movies.

Now, I remember liking this movie, but I can't remember the exact name of it, maybe one of you knows.

In the beginning of the movie, there's a SWAT team of some sort (I believe it's a SWAT team, I'm going by fading memories here) going after zombies in a slum and then all these people run off into a mall or something, and in about the middle of the movie the zombies are locked out so the two guys who are locked in the department store start looting the place... etc etc etc

Anyone know?

pissed off salesman
Feb 22nd, 2003, 05:40 PM
What is dawn of the dead alex? yeah dawn of the dead was the king of the series. Exploding faces zombie kids and a seen where a mexican gets his stomach torn open and gnawed on

Skulhedface
Feb 22nd, 2003, 09:46 PM
ahh yes. Sorry, I just have so many god damn tapes (over 1,000, which is why I should get the title of I-Mockery Resident Movie Nerd) and a bazillion of them have "of the dead" or "dead" or something of that effect on them. It'd take me FOREVER to watch thru all those movies again just to find a specific one.

MaskedMonk
Mar 12th, 2003, 04:53 PM
How about any of the movies from the "Trancers" series. I used to love that crap as a kid.
I saw half of one on the scifi channel at four in the morning a few years ago.

Also, Return of the Living Dead is my favorite zombie movie.

In Toxic Avenger, how does the guy in the Mexican restaurant robbery who gets his arm torn off die?

bartman
Apr 18th, 2003, 09:23 PM
Hobgoblins. a good example of a movie trying to build off of the success of Gremlins.

Also the Slumber Party Massacre movies series.

UnDeath
Apr 19th, 2003, 04:19 AM
Return of the living dead. I watched it when I was 10, and back then it was scary as hell... somehow... Probably because there was no way to eliminate the zombie threat, and they could talk... I think it was because of this movie, that zombie movies, even the ungodle cheesy ones, still scare me... I mean, Dead-Alive creeped me out, and I watched that in broad daylight, about a few months ago.....

Chris P. Bacon
Apr 19th, 2003, 01:17 PM
My sister and I sat up one night and watched Chopper Chicks in Zombietown. Boy that sucked. It did have Cycle Sluts though. One scene I remember had these blind kids getting off of there "special bus" and one of the blind kids had on a watch. I remember thinking that was funny cos if he was blind how could he see his watch to see what time it was?? Maybe it was a braile watch.

Chris P. Bacon
Apr 19th, 2003, 01:46 PM
I saw this movie called Buttcrack at Best Buy the other day. Apparently this guy has this chick he wants to move in with him but she won't because his roomate is a pig and always has his crack showing. So homeboy kills him. The guy comes back to life though and sucks blood and the only way you can kill him is to drive a wooden stake into his buttcrack hence the title. You can thank the Troma guys for this one.

edit: DON'T POST IMAGES THAT REQUIRES FUCKING PASSWORDS TO VIEW THEM, YOU DOLT.

asdf
Apr 30th, 2003, 08:29 PM
Two words.

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.


That was more like 4, but you get the idea.

landofbuzzo
May 24th, 2003, 06:41 AM
Blood Diner

sick, twisted, disturbing, and oddly hilarious.

Cybernetico
Jun 12th, 2003, 08:09 PM
Evil Dead 1&2

So b-rated it's unbelievable. Bruce Campell was such a bad actor back then!

Now he's old and has a mustache :/

Rongi
Jun 12th, 2003, 08:38 PM
You are the biggest cunt EVER :|

Anonymous
Jun 24th, 2003, 02:59 PM
There's a early Peter Jackson movie that doesn't get much attention, that's called Meet the Feebles. Its like an R rated version of the Muppet Show. Its pretty good.

SLjimbo
Jun 26th, 2003, 12:00 AM
Everyone should know about Jack Frost, but don't forget about Uncle Sam.

Generator86
Jun 28th, 2003, 04:43 PM
I just saw this fucker on HBO last night. Playmate of the Apes. Whoo boy, that was, well, I'm at a loss for words, to be honest. They couldn't go for more than five minutes(literally) without busting out in softcore lesbian action. Correction:BAD softcore lesbian action.

Don't get me wrong, I don't usually watch those movies, but I was both bored and sober, which is always a dangerous combination.

crash0814
Jul 8th, 2003, 01:52 AM
I saw the most fucking hilarious movie EVER a few days ago. It's called Truth or Dare and it was directed by b-movie hero Tim Ritter. I can safely say that this is the funniest movie I have ever watched in my life. The acting, writing, and editing had me and my buddy Jesse in stitches. We have about a million inside jokes thanks to this movie. Watch this with a large group of friends and let the laughter begin. I wish I could say more, but I don't want to spoil it for you guys. Do yourself a favor and watch it.

Pantaliamon
Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:59 PM
Attack of the Killer Lamposts was pretty off, but my favourite would have to be...

THEM!

the_dudefather
Jul 24th, 2003, 05:11 PM
redneck zombies - the story of a redneck who tried to use toxic waste to make moonshine.

the best thing about the movie was the tabbacy man. who was evillllllll....yet cool at the same time

Big Papa Goat
Jul 28th, 2003, 02:59 PM
Dawn of The Dead, I love the polka music when the zombies are wandering around the mall. The fake blood in that movie made me :).
I can't believe I posted this :(

-Gor
Jul 29th, 2003, 04:33 PM
If you want to see a bad movie with awful character development seE M.D. GEIST directors cut.God that movie is horrible.Just a guy that kills things and ends up destroying the world becuase he cannot stop his fighting ways it makes me want to break the tv when the SEX scene between geist and his girl happen.ANNOTING....

Spectre X
Jul 29th, 2003, 04:54 PM
I thAnk thet YOU'RE dEstroTING deh WorLD WIT your ANOTING SpaHlung.

-Gor
Jul 29th, 2003, 08:20 PM
Why in the hell must he mock me?Damn you.Damn you straight to the next millienium.IT is scary your not.

crash0814
Jul 31st, 2003, 01:56 AM
Not only is IT not even remotely scary, the book is about 10(insert large number of zeros here) times better

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:28 PM
Cough...
What about Peter Jackson?
Bad Taste? Dead Alive? Meet the Feebles?... Ok, so meet the Feebles wasn't actually horror... But comeon!
And I love Troma films! Tromeo and Juliet :D

Mockery
Nov 3rd, 2003, 09:03 PM
I just did a big feature on Dead Alive recently:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive

And yes, Bad Taste was a great flick too. I hope he does horror movies again sometime. He's doing King Kong next. :/

Skulhedface
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:56 AM
Cough...
What about Peter Jackson?
Bad Taste? Dead Alive? Meet the Feebles?... Ok, so meet the Feebles wasn't actually horror... But comeon!
And I love Troma films! Tromeo and Juliet :D

Holy shit on a shingle..

I thought I was the only person on the planet that'd seen Tromeo and Juliet.

Those of you with eagle-eye memories (or some shit like that) will remember it's the only movie review I ever did for the main site and it made the Spotlight :(

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:03 AM
Yeah, Have you seen any other Troma films? Red Neck Zombies, Cannibal the musical? I love Troma films...
Oh another great film, 1,000 maniacs.. Or what it 10,000 maniacs.. All I know is it was great, gorey, and funny as hell!

Skulhedface
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:11 AM
You're talking to the King of Useless Horror Movie Shit Trivia :(

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:17 AM
Sweet, My kinda person...
Have you seen Susperia? That's another great horror film.. I love horror movies... My friend just finished a horror called Killer Weed, And another did Redwood... Hopefully, one day those will be popular... They are going on sidewalk fest I am sure :)

Skulhedface
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:35 AM
I'd have to watch it again, as I've seen so many horror movies that I can't recall them all by memory alone anymore...

I did find that Buttcrack movie they were talking about earlier in this thread at Best Buy a coupla days ago but never got around to watching that.

PonchtheJedi
Nov 5th, 2003, 04:57 PM
Anybody a Killer Klowns from Outer Space fan? I loved that flick as a kid, and still watch it anytime I see it on cable. For some reason I find the way they incorporate all the clown stuff into the murder to be quite clever.

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 5th, 2003, 07:33 PM
I liked that movie... But IT scared the shit outta me... I am not a big fan of clowns now... Sigh.

Skulhedface
Nov 5th, 2003, 11:55 PM
Anybody a Killer Klowns from Outer Space fan? I loved that flick as a kid, and still watch it anytime I see it on cable. For some reason I find the way they incorporate all the clown stuff into the murder to be quite clever.

Even if it WEREB'T on digital cable all the damn time here :hat, I have it on DVD. Well worn DVD, mind you :(

PonchtheJedi
Nov 7th, 2003, 03:53 PM
The Critters movies? They're hardly horror, but the first two are endlessly entertaining to me. I've only seen the first two, though.

CrazyAmericanScum
Dec 11th, 2003, 02:15 PM
Well one of the only ones I have seen lately was "Terror Toons" and it was fucking hilarious. Before that I would say "Clown House" was the last decent one I can remember, though a b movie it was suprisingly good.

Anyway.

Spooky
Dec 21st, 2003, 02:23 AM
the doctor in terror toons creeped me out

sports
Dec 27th, 2003, 09:43 PM
Ghost Rig was good. Britsish/Scottish people in it. Better than Ghost Ship imo. Own both on DVD. I rented it at blockbuster and decided to buy it ( months ago ). 26.74 on DVD for a B-movie! Yet again, I get burned by Blockbuster... :/

Sicktodeathmx
Jan 13th, 2004, 01:58 PM
I watched Jack the Ripper last night. I wasn't impressed.

bartman
Jan 14th, 2004, 03:33 AM
Kingdom of Spiders...Bill Shatner at his best.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a great one.
Glad to see a mention of Critters came up, but how about Ghoulies?

ArrowX
Jan 21st, 2004, 06:57 PM
Ghoulies Sucked filthy ass.....scrabbling through my pile of crappy B-Movies all my parents send me i found "Deep Shock" and a $5.00 copy of "Them"(a Friggin Classic) but deep shock was funny because a military rtansport plane crashes into some clearly styrofoam boulders then it looks like they used a CG animation stolen from a PS1 CG program because terrible

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/muze/video/214706.JPG

Maverick Zero Unit
Jan 21st, 2004, 08:27 PM
Evil Dead 1&2

So b-rated it's unbelievable. Bruce Campell was such a bad actor back then!

Now he's old and has a mustache :/

You forgot Army of Darkness! Even though it had a better budget it was still pretty bad, while still good at the same time. Oh and Bruce is the man.

ArrowX
Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:08 PM
Myone ever heard of "Deep Evil" it was on Movie Central on monday after i got home from school its a crappy B-Movie Combination of Resident Evil:TM, The Rock(Sean connery), Aliens, and the Blob. It was without a doubt the dumbest thing i have ever seen, At the end some woman is shot in the head at POINT BLANK RANGE and it only leaves a Pinprick of blood on her Forehead!!!!!

Dixie
Feb 11th, 2004, 10:15 PM
zombie 90........gawd i need to watch that again. bad german zombie movies are the best. especially with overdubs.

Spectre X
Jun 29th, 2004, 10:36 AM
The radios the soldiers use at the end of 'They Live' are one of the instruments the Ghostbusters use to detect ghosts.

N00bKill3R
Aug 1st, 2004, 11:59 PM
Please tell me someone has seen it... Trick or Treat

Also Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness :wank

Dixie
Aug 17th, 2004, 09:52 AM
seen em all. tirck or treat rules, but try out Shock'em Dead. another rocker/satan movie. worth it!!!!

bigtimecow
Oct 7th, 2004, 08:22 PM
whats the b in b-horror mean?

Captain Goodtimes
Oct 7th, 2004, 10:55 PM
barbequesause

-->oscam
Oct 14th, 2004, 12:39 PM
B as in: 'A' being films with a decent budget, and actors that can act, and 'B', being 'shitty'.

Maverick Zero Unit
Oct 17th, 2004, 11:34 PM
Holy crap. I just rememberd that I posted in this thread when I saw my own post. I'm such a loser. I was at a crappy haunted house last night, which was about as scary as i dunno, watching ghostbusters with a worse special effects budget. (They did have some pretty good Ghostbusters there though.) But they had a bunch of B-Movie/ Horror movie trailers playing on a line of t.v.s while you waited to get into the haunted tool shed... i mean house. There was a small room off to the side which i deemed the haunted tool shed. The house it self wasn't much better. Like a bad movie that your part of. All these losers running away from people, and me and some other guy were walking with the "scary" actors while not phased but the psyco with the chain saw behind me.

Maverick Zero Unit
Oct 17th, 2004, 11:36 PM
while not phased by the psyco with the chain saw.*

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 27th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Useless? Maybe... I find it interesting
In Cannibal! The Musical, when they reach the "Indian" reservation, Squeak goes to talk to the girl, right? Well, when he walks off, or rather just before, you can hear him jingling keys in his pocket.

N00bKill3R
Nov 27th, 2004, 11:00 PM
They say that and other random randomness in the commentary silly >:

Big Papa Goat
Nov 28th, 2004, 03:15 AM
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD

Big Papa Goat
Nov 28th, 2004, 03:32 AM
A C movie

theone89
Dec 5th, 2004, 04:57 PM
Killer Klowns From Outar Space.

theone89
Dec 8th, 2004, 02:30 PM
Attack Of The 50ft Centerfold

Callahan
Dec 30th, 2004, 11:55 PM
has anyone seen the most outragously b movie ever its called blood diner

Legion
Jan 12th, 2005, 06:37 PM
I saw blood diner. There were some funny moments in it.

Callahan
Jan 13th, 2005, 04:54 PM
oh yeah the naked slut getting her head held down in a deep frier while she screams and then having her get out and running into things with a 2 metre tall head completely covered in batter then getting it knocked clean off. and the fat guy who gets repeatedly run over,and the car which does all those wheelies like on a snoop dogg video and smashes a security guards head open and to many other s to mention SHEETAR

Legion
Jan 13th, 2005, 05:11 PM
When they were chopping up pieces of the rival resturant owner as he was trying to get away was pretty funny or the whole beginning scene where the uncle first tells them that they have to complete his mission.

There's another B movie I'm reminded of called "Psychos in Love" its kind of like "Eating Raoul" but bloodier.

Mr. Fugo
Mar 25th, 2005, 07:45 AM
I drink your blood is a funny one

goat6boy
Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:29 PM
:boob i love the movie monster squad the greatest b movie ever besides army of darkness

xenosoul
May 23rd, 2005, 10:27 PM
What about Mother's Day... Now that was a cheap B-flick....

Fathom Zero
Feb 7th, 2006, 09:34 PM
I own 6/7 of the Toxie's Triple Terror Sets.
Let me read off the titles:

Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
Demented Death Farm Massacre
Deadly Daphne's Revenge
Evil Clutch
Chillers
Beyond Evil
The Dark Side Of Midnight
Nightmare Weekend
Nightfall
Croaked: Frog Monster From Hell
Horror of the Hungry Humongous Hungan
Video Demons Do Psychotown
Dead Dudes In The House
Space Zombie Bingo
The Newlydeads
Death By Dialogue
Play Dead
Mommy's Epitaph

But my pride and joy/crown jewel is...

Dracula's Dog..

Yes, that's correct. My friend found it at a garage sale and
sold it to me for five bucks.

N00bKill3R
Feb 7th, 2006, 10:49 PM
You need to get the triple b-header with Rockabilly Vampire on it... that movie kicks ass

Fathom Zero
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:45 PM
ATTENTION:

Wizard of Gore remake starring Crispin Glover and Jeffrey Combs in post production. Now to wait.

ArrowX
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:23 PM
B movies arent fun anymore >: I rented like 4 from a store: Leeches, Junior and some other shitty ones and none of them had any good points to them.

Fathom Zero
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:36 PM
Have you seen Night of The Creeps yet?

You can find a ton on amazon, such as Hard Rock Zombies (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002TVX0K/qid=1140659550/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-6336447-3363039?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130) and there was one friggin movie I can't remember right now, it has Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne in it.
It's about some kids at a high-school dance playing some rock star's old album backwards at midnight, resurrecting him with a thirst for revenge against those who have wronged him. I saw it on Amazon, but no matter how much I try, I can't find it again. Dammit, I knew I should have bookmarked it.

ArrowX
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:41 PM
Night of The Creeps is ungodly. I saw it when I was 10 and since then its been one of my faves. Its because of this movie that I have high hopes for "Slither"

Fathom Zero
Mar 30th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Ditto man, but I won't be able to see it tomorrow.

I'm so out of the loop. The first time I saw the trailer on TV, (recently), it said Space Slugs, Zombies, etc. And I said (and I quote)," What, are they remaking Night Of The Creeps or something?"

Then I saw the "Slither" logo.

That stuff looks awesome, I hope I'm not so engrossed with the film that I miss Lloyd Kaufman's role.

Trash
Apr 1st, 2006, 05:50 PM
I'm coming to get you bastards! *heehee*

Fathom Zero
Apr 4th, 2006, 04:48 PM
Who else owns a copy of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?

N00bKill3R
Apr 5th, 2006, 10:10 PM
The movie you were talking about ealier w/ Gene Simmons and whatnot is "Trick or Treat" and it is B-movie excellence.

Fathom Zero
Apr 5th, 2006, 10:32 PM
I thought about trick or treat for some reason, but I thought, "Naw, It had to have had 'High School' or 'Rock' or something like that in it."

Trash
Apr 13th, 2006, 04:00 PM
It's Trick or treat. I've got it on tape. It's the funniest fucking b-movie ever. The part where Curr starts shooting laser beams out of his guitar is the goofiest scene in any movie ever made.

N00bKill3R
Apr 13th, 2006, 06:38 PM
I'd say the scene where the kid is vaccuming up that fried old lady is pretty goofy.

Fathom Zero
Apr 17th, 2006, 10:39 PM
I bought "Versus" over the weekend...
A candidate for greatest movie ever, next to Heavy Metal.

Trash
Apr 21st, 2006, 07:33 AM
Bubba ho-tep is the greatest B-movie there is. Where else can you see an aged Elvis and a old, black JFK battling an ancient mummy in a retirement home?

Fathom Zero
Apr 21st, 2006, 05:44 PM
Actually, I think the greatest B-Movie slot may be occupied by Six String Samurai.

Trash
Apr 21st, 2006, 07:04 PM
Oh yeah, i saw 6 string samurai 2-4 years ago. It was pretty damn good.

Fathom Zero
Apr 26th, 2006, 06:50 PM
I bought Choking Hazard about 30 min. ago.
I'm gonna go watch it now.

Fathom Zero
Apr 27th, 2006, 06:53 PM
CHOKING HAZARD

As I expected, this Zombie-flick from the Czech Republic is cool.

The story revolves around a blind Professor and a group of people shacked up in a hotel in the middle of the woods trying to find the meaning of life. They're the stereotypical bunch of people you'd expect to see in a horror flick, so I won't go into the explanation of their charactors here. They make video diaries of their journey for the meaning of life.

One night while they are watching them, a porno star/ Jehovah's Witness shows up, expecting to be on the set. The Prof. mistakes him for a new group member and asks him to play and describe his tape.

It is also at this point that zombie woodsman awake in the woods,
(later described as Wombies), and kill a guy trying to eat a wild mushroom. Hooray for Hallucinogens!

Anywho, the star/Witness decides to stay and tries to persuade the other group members over to the path of light. The doctor and the rest are unaffected by his pleas.

Zombies reach the outside of the hotel and eat a guy, while his friend watches from the safety of his car. The zombies also find their way into the kitchen and eat the staff. No stew for you.
This one guy who wears a helmet for no reason takes it off and jumps into a freezer, narrowly avoiding death at the hands of the undead.

Then the zombies attack the rest of the hotel, causing the Prof., (whom has no idea what is going on), gets separated from the rest of the group and, consequently, eaten. The star/Witness also gets bitten and gets his head crushed in with an ashtray, accidentally.

After they find out how easy it is to kill the zombies, the group members throw a dance party!

That is, until the super smart/Land of the Dead-esque zombies come in and wipe the floor with their blood.

I won't spoil the rest. Needless to say, it is a fantastic film definately worthy of the fifteen bucks I spent on it.

**** 1/2 stars.
Reasoning for not 5: Felt too short.
Although it is a good movie with bountiful raspberry coloured gore and excellent photography, it felt like it could have been longer for some reason.

Trash
May 5th, 2006, 12:51 PM
Has anyone other than me seen the infamous maybe-not-really-kinda b-movie Guinea pig: Flower of flesh and blood?
It was sick. Really sick. I mean REALLY really sick. But kinda fake, though.

Fathom Zero
May 5th, 2006, 04:54 PM
I found it at Hastings here in Lawton, however it is 22 bucks used.

Fathom Zero
May 6th, 2006, 05:54 PM
I just bought Trick or Treat and I have the feeling I am in for a ride.

xenosoul
May 13th, 2006, 12:54 AM
Trick or Treat is definantly worth the money... Ozzy is in it
"Metal Machines 6-6 Crush"

Fathom Zero
Jun 7th, 2006, 12:18 AM
My dead uncle left me all of his B-Movies, and although there weren't much, here's what I got:


The Toxic Avenger: Part 2
Mortuary
Ticks
High School Massacre (1 and 2)
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight
Death by Dialogue
and Prom Night

Score!

Grislygus
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:15 PM
There is something I must know;
Has anyone here seen Die Hard Dracula?

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 08:46 PM
No. Have you seen Dracula's Dog?

Grislygus
Jun 15th, 2006, 09:22 PM
That's the one where the Soviets dig up Dracula, right?

Fathom Zero
Jun 15th, 2006, 09:35 PM
As a matter of fact, yes. They inadvertantly release the hound of hell, which reeks havok among them, et cetera.

Grislygus
Jun 15th, 2006, 09:59 PM
Then, as a fellow fan of terrible horror movies, I heartily recommend Die Hard Dracula to you. It will teach you many things about Dracula, most of which you do not know. For example, he can shoot fireballs. And he can be played by three seperate actors in a single movie.

Trash
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:44 PM
I bought The Russian Terminator AKA The Russian Ninja at a garage sale, and holy shit was it the worst movie ever. Not even the ninjas could save that movie from sucking.

N00bKill3R
Jun 18th, 2006, 09:45 PM
The Satanic Rights of Dracula is a piece of brilliance as well. The great Christopher Lee plays Dracula in a pretty awful 70's Dracula sequel where he gets owned by Van Helsing in the end.

ArrowX
Jun 18th, 2006, 10:25 PM
Anyone Seen Dead And Breakfast yet? Its possibly the most amazing zombie movie in recent memory.

watermellon_monster
Jul 17th, 2006, 10:44 AM
a kool movie likened to the ones you all ave been babbling about but seems to have escaped notice entirely: REDNECK ZOMBIES
Don't get me wrong; few flicks ever managed to draw near the quality of this one, besides being the only one movie that still scares the crap outta me currently.I remember how as a kid, watchin this and thought it was vaguely comic and scarcely any creepy at all though (^_^')

Fathom Zero
Jul 18th, 2006, 09:33 PM
Everyone knows about Redneck Zombies. It's a nice one and there's not much else to say about it.

Fathom Zero
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:09 AM
Here's a nice one someone I know made. They just wrapped up filming in Orlando.

Automaton Transfusion (http://www.automatontransfusion.com/)

Teh ZOMBIEZ.

Trash
Aug 5th, 2006, 08:06 AM
Has everyone already seen Maniac Cop?

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Aug 30th, 2006, 10:31 PM
Killer Condom - B movie gold.
Brain Damage is my current favorite B horror flick, but I will tire of it soon.

Grislygus
Oct 26th, 2006, 09:48 AM
THREAD BUMP


All of you guys should see Santa's Slay. Just enough stupid, just enough humor, Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher get murdered in the first five minutes, and Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus, who's actually the Norwiegan version of Satan who doesn't have to be nice anymore.

Thoroughly enjoyable rental.

Azrael
Oct 26th, 2006, 11:22 AM
THREAD BUMP


All of you guys should see Santa's Slay. Just enough stupid, just enough humor, Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher get murdered in the first five minutes, and Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus, who's actually the Norwiegan version of Satan who doesn't have to be nice anymore.

Thoroughly enjoyable rental.

It needed more spears, jackhammers, and phantom winning streaks.

But seriously, don't bother renting it. If you're up late enough, you're bound to see it uncut on Spike TV. They love that movie for some reason. I'm cool with any movie that kills Chris Kattan though.

I highly recommend Highway to Hell. Satan sends a Hellcop, who resembles the androids from THX-1138, to police a highway in rural California. If you get stopped by him, you don't go to jail, you go to Hell! Hilarity obviously ensues. Too bad it hasn't been released on DVD though.

Rabid Child
Nov 16th, 2006, 07:54 PM
IDK if anyone mentioned this film yet but, Bad Taste, Peter Jacksons First film, I'm actually friends with the guy who played Frank, He posts on the Peter Jackson forum. http://tbhl.theonering.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi

I hope someone make a tribute to it like they did Dead Alive (Braindead)

Dixie
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:20 PM
If you like Trick or Treat may I suggest Rocktober Blood and Shockem Dead. Shockem Dead had the guitar player for Nitro as the devil and gratuitous boobies and Tracy Lords trying to be a serious actress.

Zomboid
Feb 2nd, 2007, 09:59 PM
a kool movie likened to the ones you all ave been babbling about but seems to have escaped notice entirely: REDNECK ZOMBIES
Don't get me wrong; few flicks ever managed to draw near the quality of this one, besides being the only one movie that still scares the crap outta me currently.I remember how as a kid, watchin this and thought it was vaguely comic and scarcely any creepy at all though (^_^')

Redneck zombies is fucking awful. Piece of shit movie that doesn't succeed on any level.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:16 PM
Well, Bubba Ho-Tep was officially as awesome as I'd hoped it would be. I was surprised at how freaking dismal the mood was, but that just made the sudden bouts of asskickery even better.

Grislygus
Apr 17th, 2007, 07:29 PM
AVOID CLIVE BARKER'S 'THE PLAGUE' AT ALL COSTS.


Spoiler: The reason the zombie children are batshit insane is because their leader read Grapes of Wrath.

Seriously.

Zomboid
Apr 17th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Yeah, I'd heard that it's terrible and...well, it looks like it.

executioneer
Apr 18th, 2007, 03:42 AM
so we should avoid the plague like the plague right

kahljorn
Jun 15th, 2007, 03:50 AM
lol

the brainiac :O
Have any of you seen that?

Grislygus
Jun 15th, 2007, 03:55 PM
Is that the one with the blue goo, the Southern Gentleman headworm, and the spaghetti and brain-meatballs?

kahljorn
Jun 15th, 2007, 09:45 PM
I dont think so. Here's a link.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054668/

Grislygus
Jun 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM
Mexican horror movies are awesome. I just saw a black and white one that featuring an invisible dinosaur. No special effects whatsoever, just bad actors pretending to be eaten.

kahljorn
Jun 16th, 2007, 06:46 PM
lol that's bad ass.

not like that is any different than some modern CGI though. heh

Obscurus Lupa
Jul 15th, 2007, 02:30 PM
Anyone seen Man With the Screaming Brain? I like Bruce Campbell, but considering he's supposedly been wanting to make it for all these years, bit of a letdown really. But hey, it can never be as awful as Alien Apocalypse was.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Jul 25th, 2007, 11:33 AM
I'm looking forward to 'My name is Bruce'. Campbell plays himself and is mistaken for his Ash character by a group of monster plagued kids.

Grislygus
Jul 25th, 2007, 11:42 AM
I love how it's creating all kinds of internet drama on imdb. Seems that millions of users have rated it as super awesome without even seeing it.

The horror.

Obscurus Lupa
Jul 25th, 2007, 11:22 PM
I'm excited about seeing it. It seems like it'll be pretty funny. :D But yeah, don't rate until you see. If the movie ends up sucking eggs, then those eggs will be on their faces.

Obscurus Lupa
Aug 7th, 2007, 01:23 AM
Die You Zombie Bastards! was funny. Too many sex jokes, but it was pretty funny nonetheless.

kahljorn
Aug 13th, 2007, 05:07 PM
I liked the man with the screaming brain.

ive heard about that my name is bruce movie ;o

ArrowX
Aug 21st, 2007, 02:16 PM
"Dead and Breakfast" was a great show.

Dixie
Oct 16th, 2007, 08:00 PM
Go get From Beyond!!!

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Oct 20th, 2007, 12:46 AM
From Beyond is a fucking classic. A real staple in any collection. Who would have thought that the follow up to Re-Animator would kick even more ass.

Fathom Zero
Oct 21st, 2007, 07:48 PM
Beyond Re-Animator? I watched it on Sci-Fi years ago. It does kick ass.

Nevermind, you were talking about Bride of Re-Animator. Still groovy.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Oct 22nd, 2007, 04:31 PM
No, we're talking about From Beyond. It was made just months after Re-Animator and has much of the same case and crew. It is also based on a Lovecraft work and is freaky as hell. Think Re-Animator meets Event Horizon.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091083/

I think it just got the DVD treatment as well.

JediScum
Oct 23rd, 2007, 05:02 AM
On an unrelated note, I went on a roadtrip with my mom and stepdad this weekend for a wedding. While holed up in a hotel, I think it was TBS, but some channel had a Tod Browning fest. They showed "Dracula" first (of course) then "Freaks" which I caught the last 2 minutes of. Then they played "Devil Doll".
At first, I was disappointed that I had missed "Freaks", but "Devil Doll" really isn't bad, especially for 1932? (not sure of year) I'm not giving out spoilers but, it's worth a dollar rental or 5 dollars to own, maybe more if yer a Tod Browning fan.
Afterwards, the station played "London After Midnight", sort of. This is a silent film directed by Browning and the last known copy of the film was burnt in a studio fire in the 1960's. The station just showed production stills along with the original silent film dialog accompianied by the music score. But it does have Lon Chaney in two roles, and he looks hella 1927 cool as an undead.

So give "Devil Doll" a shot and if yer grandma has a copy of the "London After Midight" reel, tell her to post it.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Oct 23rd, 2007, 09:08 AM
I am, of course, a big fan of Tod Browning. His film Freaks stands as iconic in the Carnival and sideshow community and was really cutting edge for the time. Casting human oddities as the heroes really alienated the public. It really didn't garner much praise until the 60's, when audiences could connect to the idea of going against the grain. Previous to that, it was cut into segments, spliced into film of atrocities and toured as an early grindhouse film. Freaks did not exist in its complete form for almost 30 years.

Interesting note about Browning, he was a sideshow performer and talker in his youth. For his act, he was 'The Living Corpse'. He would pack himself into a coffin and be buried, only to be dug up later with no ill effects. This from the man who would go on to direct a film about the undead Dracula.

Another strange thing about Freaks, before I go. The film owes it's survival to the church of Satan. Founder Anton LaVey was a former carnival worker and he adored the film. He collected numerous copies of the film, which were in very poor shape due to age, and compiled the complete version you see today.

JediScum
Oct 23rd, 2007, 10:34 AM
I've only seen "Freaks" once about 5-6 years ago. I do remember the theme of "HaHa look at them, take advantage and oh shit i fucked with the wrong clique" but at the hotel i was disappointed because, well, it was the last two minutes of the flick. For some reason, The scene of the guy with no arms and no legs rolling and lighting a cigarette with his mouth stands out. More so, when he's going after the (SPOILER DELETED) with a knife in his teeth.


Whatcha think of "Devil Doll"? Only seeing it once, i liked it. I wouldn't consider it horror so much as maybe drama/suspense. The 1930's effects were pretty good, too.

Fathom Zero
Oct 25th, 2007, 10:29 PM
I thought that part was one of the best moments in cinema.

He looks like a bag of potatoes.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Oct 26th, 2007, 08:53 AM
There were some great visuals in the film.
Prince Randian was just one of them. LINK (http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/2006/06/prince-randian-human-caterpillar.html)

Eyelobe
Nov 17th, 2007, 03:44 AM
Any Troma fans here?

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/ce1f138a4b.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

EDIT: Oops - missed the first few posts. Discuss anyway!

Eyelobe
Nov 20th, 2007, 11:24 AM
Here's a true under-appreciated classic.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc194/noctu/6242206.jpg

Not exactly "horror", but trust me, this movie is horrific.

Eyelobe
Nov 21st, 2007, 03:06 AM
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc194/noctu/51DT947SV1L_SS500_.jpg

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Nov 24th, 2007, 01:59 AM
I just sent ROG a copy of that. I imagine a review is pending. The cover and title alone warrant an article.

Eyelobe
Nov 24th, 2007, 02:01 AM
Exactly!


:)

Eyelobe
Nov 24th, 2007, 09:49 PM
My favorite Fulci film! Great gore, ridiculous plot, horrible dubbing...and the best villain ever: The evil Dr. Freudstein!

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc194/noctu/393px-House_by_the_cemetery.jpg

AlliSabbah
Nov 26th, 2007, 12:37 AM
Two words.

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.


That was more like 4, but you get the idea.


I have this movie on dvd. :) Also if you want a true example of ineptitude in film making check out Manos Hands of Fate. Otherwise known as Hands Hands of Fate. I also have this one on dvd.

mitchmcmichael
Jan 6th, 2008, 06:07 PM
Gangs of the Dead and Zombie Nation were horrible B-movies but once you see them they are stuck in your mind for the rest of your life.

Rayo Casa.
Jan 12th, 2008, 12:16 AM
Renato Polselli is a king of Italian trash cinema- part Fulci, part Argento, all crazy.

His best known flick is the Reincarnation of Isabel (a.k.a. Ghastly Orgies of Count Frankenstein (with a title like that...))

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/cassfrank/reincarnation_isabel09.jpg

Samfucius
Jan 16th, 2008, 01:53 AM
It wasn't called this, asshole >:. But I miss that thread, so I'll start by saying that you all need to see demons.

I sam that movie, and it blew my mind. I was laughing so hard i could barely keep my eyes open.

Kitsa
May 12th, 2008, 06:24 PM
Flight of the Living Dead was hilarity in its sheer shittiness.

When I was a kid, the Ghoulies box cover freaked me out. Then I watched it again and it was so extraordinarily stupid.

My brother used to watch Popcorn and Shocker (the boss from X-Files plays a murderer!) over and over until mom hid the VHS tapes.

I thought IT was ok until the end...the end was really stupid to me. But Tim Curry knows how to sell a character. They said on the DVD commentary that all of the other cast members wouldn't have anything to do with him because they were so freaked out.

Tadao
May 12th, 2008, 06:29 PM
That was Tim Curry? heh

Dixie
May 13th, 2008, 11:31 PM
Futurekill is amazing. It's like Robocop's retarded ornery little brother.

Terrible-D
Jun 12th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Has anyone seen the "Hell Comes to Frogtown"? If not, you need too. Roddy Piper is one of very few fertile men left in the US (maybe the world), and he's recruited by the US military to save a group of women from frogtown (a city populated by frogs mutated by nuclear fallout), and impregnate them. If that isn't enough for you, then the explosive jock-strap they fit him with so he won't run away should seal the deal.

badboy7
Jun 27th, 2008, 01:11 PM
Well that was nice program... i always see that...

ZeldaQueen
Oct 3rd, 2008, 11:39 AM
I don't know if this one was brought up yet or not, but has anyone heard of "Manos: Hands of Fate"? It is quite possibly the most unintentionally hilarious movie I've ever seen. Consider:

*It was made by a fertilizer salesman on a bet, with a budget of 19,000 dollars.
*The salesman played an immortal dude with a bunch of wives, his wife made the costumes, and his daughter played the little girl in it.
*They had enough lighting for about a foot in front of them, which gives us a memorable scene in which a police officer goes to "check out" an area and only steps about two inches away from his car. The lighting also attracted moths, which shows.
*"Manos" is spanish for hands, which means that the title is actually "Hands: Hands of Fate"
*The camera they used could only record about thirty-two seconds and could not record sound. All of the cast was dubbed over later by two women and one man.
*There is a totally unrelated subplot of two teenagers making out in a car. This was put in because the female actress broke her leg earlier on and couldn't do her original part.
*The only people who actually got paid for acting in it was the little girl (who got a bike) and the dog (which got a bag of dogfood).

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 3rd, 2008, 01:52 PM
Nope

ZeldaQueen
Oct 3rd, 2008, 04:19 PM
You need to see it. It was one of Mystery Science Theater's best episodes. Try YouTube.

Sam
Oct 3rd, 2008, 05:02 PM
What is Mystery Science Theater? It sounds weird. O_o

Tadao
Oct 3rd, 2008, 05:03 PM
I think it's a cartoon.

ZeldaQueen
Oct 3rd, 2008, 06:32 PM
No, it's this great tv series.

What it's about is that there's this mad scientist called Dr. Forrester who wants to take over the world by finding the ultimate bad movie, one so bad it breaks the will of whoever sees it. To test which movie's the worst, he kidnaps a janitor named Joel Robinson, takes him to a satellite called the "Satellite of Love" and forces him to watch the movies. For company, Joel invents three robots - A girlish one named Gypsy, the goofy Crow, and Tom Servo. The show generally consists of Joel, Crow, and Tom watching the movie and making sarcastic remarks/observations about it. After a while, Joel escapes the satellite and Forrester replaces him with a man called Mike, who basically serves the same purpose as Joel.

Tadao
Oct 3rd, 2008, 07:32 PM
Sounds cool! What channel is it on?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 3rd, 2008, 08:12 PM
Is it new?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 3rd, 2008, 09:53 PM
No, actually it's older and off air. Sci-Fi used to have it and then Comedy Central and both got rid of it. Really stupid move if you ask me. The show had a HUGE cult following and surely got great ratings and money.

But there's DVDs of the show and many episodes are on YouTube. Also, try to find the movie they made (they riff "This Island Earth"). I don't think it's too hard to find. Netflix might have it.

Tadao
Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:20 PM
What time do they air?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:34 PM
It doesn't. They don't show it on TV anymore. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 4th, 2008, 11:17 AM
That's the one where Robocop in bondage gear hosts right?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 4th, 2008, 11:32 AM
I don't think so. For the first few seasons it was hosted by a guy named Joel and after Joel left it was hosted by Mike.

Tadao
Oct 4th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I'll just wait till they make a new season, I hate having to go back and start from the beginning. How's the animation, is it CGI?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 4th, 2008, 11:18 PM
No animation. It's all live action. And there are no new seasons. It's done.

Here, this episode's considered the best:

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnGiaS9uOf8

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGeN5unSIk&feature=related

Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlaaA8eh4tE&feature=related

Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6xlE8hXGlQ&feature=related

Part 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ibIFOLNos&feature=related

Part 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0b1ZCE6Kk&feature=related

Part 7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7ZMnZxR4E&feature=related

Part 8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWXcrWTVWE&feature=related

Part 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61UBuUu4yfI&feature=related

Part 10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7WYAZLNnwM&feature=related

Neen
Oct 5th, 2008, 10:06 AM
This is great! They should make a movie!:hypno

ZeldaQueen
Oct 5th, 2008, 02:03 PM
They did. The movie they rifted in it was called "This Island Earth". The problem was, they had to make it really short for some reason and had to cut some good stuff (for example, in the movie these scientists name a cat "Neutron" "because he's so positive!" but it was cut)

It is really funny though, and I reccomend it.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 6th, 2008, 01:09 AM
nah, looks pretty shitty if you ask me. Prob never going to watch it.

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2008, 01:12 AM
I was trying t watch it, but those guys kept talking over the movie. WTF? Can you mute them on the dvd?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 6th, 2008, 06:38 AM
That's the point of the series. The movies are really bad and the guy and robots make fun of it.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 6th, 2008, 11:45 AM
Maybe if there were 2 guys and a robot that might work. Or some kind of talking monkey or something.

Nick
Oct 6th, 2008, 06:40 PM
You guys have no taste.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 6th, 2008, 06:42 PM
I taste delicious. That's what....

ZeldaQueen
Oct 6th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Yeah. The mad scientists ("Mads") needed one human to test the movies on and the first guy made the robots himself for company. Ironically, he used parts to make them that would have allowed him to start and stop the movie.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 6th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Hahahha, seriously? He must have been super bored to make robots. What did he use, a gumball machine for parts?

Sam
Oct 6th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Why doesn't he just leave or close his eyes?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 6th, 2008, 10:52 PM
Dr. Forrester has various punishments for Joel/Mike not watching the movies, including shutting off the oxygen and electrically shocking him. And yes, I know those are fatal but the series tended to have the audiences suspend belief. As the opening song says "Remember this is just a show. You should really just relax"

Interestingly, a deleted scene in the movie nearly has Mike die of air loss, but that's because the oxygen tank breaks and not because of Forrester.

Oh, and he did seem to use a gumball machine to make Tom Servo. One of Joel's characteristics was that he was a tinkerer and inventor. He worked as a janitor for Forrester, but the scientist didn't like him so Joel was shot into space as a test subject. It's possible that he's smarter than the Mads.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 7th, 2008, 09:01 AM
If he's up in space how does the forrester see him? Did he make a camerabot too?

ZeldaQueen
Oct 7th, 2008, 09:07 AM
Yes. Forrester has these monitors that watch the subject. There's also a cambaot that Joel created that's supposed to be the one the audience is watching through.

Grislygus
Oct 7th, 2008, 01:29 PM
This is a terrible conversation

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 7th, 2008, 01:45 PM
I bet the show doesn't have any gypsies though.

ZeldaQueen
Oct 7th, 2008, 11:07 PM
Probably in some of the movies it did. It did have a weird saytr-type guy name Torgo (taken from Manos: Hands of Fate)

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 8th, 2008, 09:09 AM
Not even any gypsy robots?

Trash
Oct 8th, 2008, 05:37 PM
Or birds?

executioneer
Oct 8th, 2008, 06:39 PM
guys can we stop pretending to not know what mst3k is already

guys can we stop pretending to not be huge dorks already

Skab Redd
Oct 8th, 2008, 10:05 PM
The Giant Gila Monster. It was awesome! Who can resist cheesy lines like "Get me some o' that sodee pop!" And... well... giant animals destroying cities is always cool! Not to mention, the director also made The Killer Shrews, a cult classic that ranks up with of Godmonster of Indian Flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_Gila_Monster

ZeldaQueen
Oct 8th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Or "I was a Teenage Werewolf", which spawned a bunch of spin-offs including "I was a Teenage Vampire", "I was a Teenage Frankinstein" and "I was a Teenage Doll".

Skab Redd
Oct 10th, 2008, 12:15 AM
Or "I was a Teenage Werewolf", which spawned a bunch of spin-offs including "I was a Teenage Vampire", "I was a Teenage Frankinstein" and "I was a Teenage Doll".

And who could forget "I Was A Teenage Faust," "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein," "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein's Roommate," and "I Was A Teenage Doll" (its final title was "Attack of the Puppet People")?

Zomboid
Oct 11th, 2008, 08:18 PM
I was a Teenage Zombie is fucking hilarious.

ZeldaQueen
Oct 12th, 2008, 04:49 PM
I only saw IWATW, but it was pretty funny. Especially how hypnotism was considered a reliable alternate tool to deal with disturbed teens. Oh, and the fact that if you mentally regressed a human far enough you (a) would make the world a more peaceful place and (b) get a werewolf.

Grislygus
Nov 10th, 2008, 10:43 PM
I am psyched, guys (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dor/objects/14262808/lat_den_ratte_komma_in/videos/let_the_right_one_in_101508.html)

darqmommy
Nov 13th, 2008, 01:31 PM
i'm sure somebody has already mentioned the first monster musical ever, "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zomies."
if not, i am mentioning it now. i looove heavily overdone movies about carnies and the havoc they wreak upon frail humanity, especially if there is dancing. and oh, yes, there is dancing!

baobei816
Jan 10th, 2009, 12:29 AM
hey guys i'm a spambot! want to get high

the Platinum Poppy
Jan 11th, 2009, 04:34 AM
I saw someone mentioned "Cannibal the musical" early on in the thread. That's an extreme low budget by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, through Troma. So obviously it's great. And it's "based on a true story" as well...
One of the best features of the films is when our heroes (it's a western btw) encounter a village of indians. But all the indians are played by japanese people. I guess because Parker or Stone happened to know them, but didn't have any indian buddies... or something along these lines... since it's really extremely low budget. But the characters have to remark that these are the funniest indians they've seen, and "the indians" just respond with "but we ARE indians! Don't you believe us! We have TEE-PEES!" The main characters agree among themselves that since they do have teepees, they're probably indians after all. Then "the indians" go on to teach our hero Alferd oriental martial arts.

Possibly the worst Troma ever (and I mean "worst" in a bad way) gotta be "a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell". You think that with a title like that, a great trailer and slogans like "when the prehistoric meets the prepubescent", what could possibly go wrong? Well, totally running out of ideas after the trailer was finished is what... The film is completely dull and boring, nothing happens, except that said "nymphoid" is on some lame quest to find or save her boyfriend or whatever (she's a very monogamous nymphoid btw)... I can't be bothered to remember exactly, but it's extremely dull.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jan 13th, 2009, 09:20 PM
That's the same thing they did when they made F-Troop. Except instead of using Native Americans they used a bunch of bad Italian actors.

executioneer
Jan 13th, 2009, 09:26 PM
part of the story w/ cannibal the musical is that the chief guy runs/ran a sushi place and gave them all the sushi they could eat in exchange for letting him be in their movie :( they talk about it on the commentary track and you should listen to it if you get a chance because they all get rather drunk while they're recording it and it's hilarious :(

Mockery
Jan 17th, 2009, 03:51 PM
Possibly the worst Troma ever (and I mean "worst" in a bad way) gotta be "a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell".
I dunno, I love Troma flicks, but I think the worst one I've seen was Redneck Zombies. I was so bored with that movie I couldn't even bare to finish it.

mew barios
Jan 17th, 2009, 04:14 PM
really :o i saw redneck zombies with a buncha buddies an i seem to remember being entertained. but that was like 12years ago maybe i'd think different now

Mockery
Jan 17th, 2009, 05:21 PM
I did watch it alone, so maybe it's one of those movies that's only entertaining when you're hanging out with a bunch o' friends and making fun of it.

the Platinum Poppy
Jan 18th, 2009, 02:01 PM
I dunno, I love Troma flicks, but I think the worst one I've seen was Redneck Zombies. I was so bored with that movie I couldn't even bare to finish it.

Redneck zombies is boring too, but nymphoid barbarian is worse.

Kitsa
Jan 25th, 2009, 10:11 AM
as far as fucked-up Troma, gotta love Tromeo and Juliet.

toolz88
Feb 3rd, 2009, 08:44 PM
Nothing says b-movie like Zone Troopers it had a couple of dudes from the Trancers movies in it it's about Nazis ,WWII and aliens one of the best b-movies by Charles Band King of B-movies

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 07:10 AM
One of my all time favorite b movies is definitely Story of Ricky but besides that I would have to state Basket Case, Street Trash, and Tourist Trap.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 10th, 2009, 07:24 AM
I met the director of Street Trash during a sneak midnight movie once. He was a really cool guy.

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 04:16 PM
That's amazing, so I take it that you met him in New York?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 10th, 2009, 04:18 PM
He came to Buffalo, NY. He either used to teach or go to U.B. or someone know him from here.

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 07:14 PM
Any interesting conversation go on with him?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:29 PM
The 1st camerman/filmographer was really good apparently with steadicam work. After doing Street Trash he went on to do Dances with Wolves and then Titanic.

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:34 PM
Holy shit I didn't even realize that, talk about stepping it up. It really must of been nice to have him on the set of Street Tash.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Street Trash is really cinematic...also just ridiculous. I actually went to go see it because I thought Evil Dead 2 was playing. My friend had never seen it for some reason and we accidently went a week early when Street Trash was playing instead. I was pleaantly surprised.

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:41 PM
Where was this taking place at?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:46 PM
http://www.dipsontheatres.com/

Babs
Feb 10th, 2009, 08:58 PM
I live in columbus, OH and the only thing we have that is nice is the drexel and the amazing studio 35.

It's amazing you got to meet Muro though, truly amazing.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 11th, 2009, 02:04 AM
I think I've driven through Columbus before. It's closer to Cleveland than Cincinnati right?

Babs
Feb 11th, 2009, 03:04 AM
Definitely, I would say 50 miles closer.

kidneyboy
Feb 26th, 2009, 01:34 AM
I actually like Redneck Zombies, but I've seen it many many times. It's bad, yes, but still funny and gorey. I also liked Troma's War a lot, Class of Nuke 'em High was awesome!!

Has anybody seen Student Confidential, also by Troma? It had Marlon friggin Jackson in it, also Michael Douglas' dead little brother, Eric Douglas! It was weird, but not in a very good way.

Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, now THAT was a BAD Troma movie!! Not even hard drugs could help that one, I couldn't even finish it!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 26th, 2009, 03:31 AM
I think Kabukiman is going to be on G4 this weekend.

We watched Sorority Sluts from Hell again. Total trash but beers help.

Babs
Feb 26th, 2009, 08:29 AM
Sorority Sluts haha nice choice

toobitterforyou
Mar 23rd, 2009, 07:45 PM
I've been working on a series called the Best of B-Horror Movies that I've been posting on youtube.

I'd really appreciate it if you guys could check it out, give me some feedback and let me know if I'm wasting my time.

This one is for Return to Horror High.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C5cQrRiGNo


We need more legitimate B-Horror out there.

toolz88
Aug 9th, 2009, 06:18 PM
Hey I don't know if anyone mentioned this, yet but a few really bad B-movies are Flesh Gordon 1-2 Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers,Slave Women From Beyond Infinity and Cannible Women in The Avacado Jungle.

Daniel Splatterhead
Sep 20th, 2009, 07:53 PM
Just to keep this train a rolling I thought I would add one of my favorite B Movies.
This film is mandatory viewing. Seek it out, buy it, steal it, download em if all else fails.

Raw Force - Greatest Karate Instructors on a Cruise Ship to an Haunted Island fighting against a sleazy German Jade Wholesaler with a Hitler Mustache and his ragtag group of dumb ass thugs,movie of all time. Add Cannibal monks, Zombie Martial Arts Masters, the female slave trade, Thailand, bar fights, Whorehouses, Whores, one drunk Cameron Mitchell, one before she was hot Jewel Shepard, one Camille Keaton topless in a bathroom, Patrolman Larry from Plan 9 From Outer Space, explosions, shipwrecks, boobies, more boobies and bush, and some of the best acting since Troll 2. Mix all of those ingredients up and let it ferment for a while and once its done, you have one of the greatest pieces of Cinema Fondue ever created, Raw Force. A Great Flick to show your grandma! 10 Stars!

qbcatsR8wus

kgp4death
Oct 12th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Well there is only one king of B-Rated. You got that right the one and only Bruce Campbell. Hail to the King Baby....Evil Dead all the way.

SGFAZ1
Oct 13th, 2009, 09:53 PM
A cool show to see b-movies being made fun of was "Mystery Science Theatre". They focused mainly on the Science Fiction genre but they were still b-movies. Funny as hell and great for learning about sarcasm.

Hell. Yeah.
Why, oh why are they not around anymore? Damn lack of funding for it...

executioneer
Oct 14th, 2009, 12:18 AM
uhh you could always try rifftrax or cinematic titanic or uh the other one i forgot the name of that are all made by the same people, it's not like they're not still riffing bad movies

Skayde
Oct 16th, 2009, 04:22 PM
I really don't know if you guy's would classify these movies as B, or great B-Movies anyways, but damn near the entire ORIGINAL collection of Full Moon Pictures flicks are still classics to me. Castle Freak and the entire Subspecies series are pretty much the be all end all of horror movies for me.

moc320
Mar 5th, 2010, 01:02 AM
I really don't know if you guy's would classify these movies as B, or great B-Movies anyways, but damn near the entire ORIGINAL collection of Full Moon Pictures flicks are still classics to coach purses (http://www.CoachPursesCheap.com%20/) . Castle Freak and the entire Subspecies series are pretty much the be all end all of horror movies for me.
I couldn't agree with you more

Shadowdancer21b
Sep 19th, 2010, 02:18 AM
I like Kabukiman. Redneck Zombies is also a fave. I recommend Tales from the Hood also. The Unearthly is great, especially MST3K version.

mytee firefly
Oct 26th, 2010, 12:59 PM
Squirm(1976) one of my favorites

Mockery
Oct 26th, 2010, 01:04 PM
Haha, I haven't seen Squirm in a loooooooooong time. Good call.

mytee firefly
Oct 26th, 2010, 01:17 PM
Like I say it's a personal fave of mine