I have invented a new phrase.

[Les Waste]

While my brother and I were playing video games, were came to extremely obvious conclusion that bear shit is the opposite of bullshit and it should be used and spelled thusly. When something good happens, you're supposed to go "yes, that was bearshit!"

:(

[Professor Cool]

Looks like someone has a case of "The Mondays".... :(

[FS]

What a fucked down phrase.

[Helm]

Okay, let's say that bear is the opposite of bull (which it's not! DUH STUPAED1!11) how is shit the opposite of shit?

[Captain Robo]

Helm, that was really dumb.

What game? Was it smash brothers >:?

[hardcrow]

Ypu can also say it this way...

that was the bearzzzshiznit.

:/

[Zhukov]

How about 'Cow urine'? :|

[Helm]

Huh? What was that Robo? I don't think I heard you correctly you motherfucking piece of shit.

[Les Waste]

Bears are the opposite to bulls, have you never heard of the stock market :rolleyes :(

And it was Smash Brothers. :(

Bearshit! I found a dollar on the ground! :)

[Captain Robo]

Huh? What was that Robo? I don't think I heard you correctly you motherfucking piece of shit.

PICK A RESPONSE

A. What was there to hear? I thought your post, like so many others, lacked any amount of thought. It would make more sense to let a cat stomp all over your keyboard.

B. BEARSHIT :lol :rolleyes
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Bobo, did you win?

[Anonymous]

Shinola is the opposite of shit.

So it should be bearshinola. :<

[sadie]

http://www.freshwidow.com/bradscomix/images/shit_shinola1.jpg
:(

[Helm]

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[kellychaos]

Aaaarrrggghhh! Did you ever try to look up "shinola"? It doesn't exist! >: How can something that doesn't exist be a basis of comparison to shit?! It doesn't make any sense. :/ That being said, how did a statement about nothing gain such momentum and popularity as to become a common phrase? The vast majority of people know what the phrase means but have no idea what "shinola" means. Maybe it was just the alliteration of it. The way "shit" rolls off your tongue, so to speak. :)

[Les Waste]

I think bearshit has a much nicer ring to it than shinola.

During this time when I invented the concept of bearshit (in the woods no doubt lol) my brother and I also got into an argument as to which is bigger: a bear's shit or a bull's shit? I say that bears shit more than bulls, but only the big ones. Those little black bears the size of 8 year olds can't shit more than a bull, but most bears could shit a lot more than a bull. A kodiak, or a grizzly bear, or a polar bear should all take bigger dumps than a bull. My brother, however, thinks that bulls take bigger shits than all bears.

Who's right? >:

[The Pharoah]

Though i believe taste is far more important than size i would have to say that a big bear would definately shit more than a bull

[Esuohlim]

If a bear and bull were to fuck, and the resulting offspring took a shit, is it good or bad? :(

[FS]

YALL SUCK >:

Bearshit has a nice ring to it. And there's already far too many negative animal shit phrases: bullshit, bugshit, chickenshit. STOP KNOCKIN THE BEARSHIT.

[Captain Robo]

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

:rolleyes

[Rongi]

Haha, I got it because my sister works at the stockmarkert and forces me to listien to boring stuff she learns at work.

:(

[ziggytrix]

My cousin and I were driving back to Little Rock from Seattle when about a half hour north of Baker City, Oregon, her car met resistance in the form of a black bear. The impact decimated the front end of her car and sent the bear spinning about with undoubtably fractured bones and internal wounds, not to mention, berry filled bear fecal matter all over the place.

Now I admit, I've rather limited experience, but I think there is nothing particularly good about bearshit. Nor, despite what songs you may have sung in kindergarten, are the bears your friends.

I cannot, in good faith, support the endeavor to make "bearshit" a positive thing.

[Captain Robo]

Bullshit :(

[The Retro Kat]

Oh robo, you're such a gayatard. lol.

[Captain Robo]

Is that like a leotard :) :lol :rolleyes

CUNT >:

[kellychaos]

Bears eat lots of ruffage so you can make lots of neat stuff out of their poo because it wouldn't fall apart ... maybe even a car. It wouldn't run or anything but you could still sit in it acting all cool like you're the bearshit. The End. :)

[The Retro Kat]

Is that like a leotard :) :lol :rolleyes

CUNT >:

Leotard? Are those the things you have lying on the floor in your pedo chamber?

[Esuohlim]

Is this bearshit like Pooh shit?

You could call it Pooh poo. That could have positive connotation, since Pooh's feces are as soft and cuddly as Pooh himself. :(

[Les Waste]

There's an entry in my Associated Press newspaper stylebook for pooh pooh. It doesn't say what it is, it just says you're supposed to spell it pooh pooh, with no hyphen.

:(

[Captain Robo]

[quote=Captain Robo]Is that like a leotard :) :lol :rolleyes

CUNT >:

Leotard? Are those the things you have lying on the floor in your i WISH i WRER BLACK

DUMBASS >:

[kellychaos]

That poopoo is bearshit! :love

http://www.bucketochicken.com/image%20gallery/animals/boc-bearsshit.JPG

[executioneer]

I THINK I'M GOING TO POOH POOH THIS IDEA :properusage

-willie

[kellychaos]

Pooh-pooh on the usage nazis! You spell like poopoo. :standingcorrected :)

[Captain Robo]

:seriously, :stop:IMAHOMO

[Les Waste]

This thread is totally bearshit! :love

[HickMan]

Les Waste, you know everybody knocking the phrase, "Bearshit"
will use it. I think its the new WAZZUP craze. Before you know it, people will use it untill it is too old for the worst poser to use it.
I can see it now... The Superbowl, a budwiser commercial, some cowboy drinkin a bud, and then he says... "Dang, these buds are bearshit!"

[Cybernetico]

Pfft

Bullshit is used that way because a bull's feclematter is not good.

So how is a bears? Does it smell like perfume or something? I've never been around bears...

[Les Waste]

Bears eat lots of ruffage so you can make lots of neat stuff out of their poo because it wouldn't fall apart ... maybe even a car. It wouldn't run or anything but you could still sit in it acting all cool like you're the bearshit. The End. :)
Cybernetico, I don't know what kind of sick world you're from, but that definetely sounds like a good thing to me.

[The Retro Kat]

Is a pedo like a speedo :) :lol :rolleyes

DUMBASS >:

No, a pedo is like you, as in pedopheliac, as in bangs little kids. You are the human imbodyment of pedophelia.

[Les Waste]

He IS a little kid. >:

[pjalne]

Why does every single fucking thread have to end in Robo, Retro, Rongi, Milhouse and Crunch calling each other pedophiles?

[Esuohlim]

Until now, I haven't once used the word "pedophile" on this message board.

And I know what you were trying to say, so I'll just shut up now.

Bearshit. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Why does every single fucking thread have to end in Robo, Retro, Rongi, Milhouse and Crunch calling each other pedophiles?

Because everyone I make fun of is useless and posts shit.


...certainly not bearshit, either.

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Bearshit.txt

[Rongi]

Why does every single fucking thread have to end in Robo, Retro, Rongi, Milhouse and Crunch calling each other pedophiles?

Where did I call anyone a pedophile?

[Captain Robo]

ATTENTION ACCOUNT HACKING POST EDITING FAG

YOU SUCK.

[The Retro Kat]

I think that was the first time any of us used pedophelia.

[Esuohlim]

How inadvertant.

[The Retro Kat]

Sheer inadvertancy.

[Cybernetico]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Bearshit.txt


:hypno

[pjalne]

Where did I call anyone a pedophile?

Milshouse got the point. Ask him.

[kellychaos]

Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live another twenty fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the bearshit drop