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sMG1
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:22 AM
(I just had to..)

Ok, who is the ultimate badass? I'd say Clint Eastwood. :rock

executioneer
Feb 6th, 2003, 04:28 AM
YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED >:

-willie

Tropical
Feb 6th, 2003, 04:55 AM
Is smg Jerseyboy again?

Zero Signal
Feb 6th, 2003, 08:22 AM
YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED >:

-willie
John Wayne was a peter-puffer to being with. I think that precludes any movies that you consider gay that Eastwood has been in.

Spectre X
Feb 6th, 2003, 11:00 AM
Clint Eatwood kicks John Wayne's ass, I mean, in a fistfull of dollars, he wears a bulletproof vest, John Wayne could fire what he want, but it'll just ricochet off of him. and if it's john Wayne vs. Clint eastwood as Dirty Harry, he's gonna get blated into a bloddy pulp. for Christ's sake, he uses a fucking .44 MAGNUM! A MAGNU, AND A .44 ONE! you can blast through walls with those.

Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 12:51 PM
Clint Eastwood all the way.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 6th, 2003, 03:06 PM
John Wayne could eat Eastwood for breakfast and paint his house in Indian blood.

CastroMotorOil
Feb 6th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Clint Eastwood would kick john wayne's ass. C'mon John Wayne would waste 10 minutes talking before the fight and then Clint would just shoot him.

executioneer
Feb 6th, 2003, 05:31 PM
LOL, ACTUALLY, RIGHT NOW I THINK CLIT EASTWOOD COULD PROBABLY WIN ANY CONTESTS AGAINST JOHN WAYNE :x :x :x

-willie

Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 06:21 PM
Okay, SolidSnakeASS, let me explain this to you:

John Wayne's real name: Marion Morrison = LOSER
Clint Eastwood's real name: Clinton Eastwood Jr. = WINNER

Zomboid
Feb 6th, 2003, 06:42 PM
Eastwood would blow john wayne to shit before he could even do his angry tough guy/hick routine.

Malevolent
Feb 6th, 2003, 07:13 PM
I personally like 'em both, but I'd have to go with Clint. By no stretch of the imagination is Wayne a pansy, though. Col. Kirby in The Green Berets and Sgt. Stryker in Sands of Iwo Jima are two of my favorite war movie characters.

Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 08:51 PM
John Wayne is definitely cool, I won't dispute that. But Eastwood is more badass.

Zebra 3
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:17 PM
http://www.brooklynposters.com/_borders/Tunforiv.jpg
"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, and his friends. Burn his damn house down." - Bill Munny (Eastwood)

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 9th, 2003, 09:26 PM
http://www.johnnyleeclary.com/images/John%20Wayne%20Rooster.jpg

Eye patch = winner.

The real John Wayne...
http://www.timfollin.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/John%20Wayne%20Gacy.jpg

AChimp
Feb 9th, 2003, 09:37 PM
Unforgiven is an awesome movie. :)

Baron Von Zipper
Feb 10th, 2003, 10:54 AM
They're both badasses. Hell I'd take one of their worst over most of today's best action movies.

Zebra 3
Feb 13th, 2003, 06:59 PM
http://www.triviatribute.com/images3/clinteastwood1.jpg
Sun glasses = cool winner, and its sunny outside.http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/sun_smiley.gif

unclehobart
Feb 13th, 2003, 08:47 PM
GO ahead... make my day ....

+1 vote for Eastwood

Captain Robo
Feb 13th, 2003, 10:36 PM
Eastwood's magnum can shoot through schools.

Wayne died in half of his movies >:

Systemz
Feb 13th, 2003, 11:48 PM
Eastwood would dig up John Wayne's bones and beat them into dust with a claw hammer - hell, even "space cowboys" Eastwood could kick wayne's ass. But if Eastwood was directing the fight he was in it would suck ass.

Zebra 3
Feb 13th, 2003, 11:50 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/03/DirtyHarry.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Insp. Harry Callahan (Eastwood)

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 14th, 2003, 05:18 PM
Wayne would suck Eastwood's eyes out an eat them for breakfast.

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