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UP_SHUT
Jun 30th, 2003, 12:37 AM
Alright...here's the issue. My boyfriend hasn't called me in about 2 weeks. I called him while ago and asked him what was up. He gave me the lameass excuse he lost my number. I let it go, because he has the brain capacity of a dog shit and figured there was a chance he could have. Well, its 2 weeks later and he still hasn't given me a call. People are saying he's cheating on me. He's done it to his past girlfriends, so I'm not suprised if he is. How exactly should I de-nutsack him?
James
Jun 30th, 2003, 12:43 AM
This story is THRILLING! :eek
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 01:13 AM
Burst into his home unannounced, and scream at the top of your lungs like a crazed gorgon at him that he will either A. Start explaining or B. Prepare to have his eyes ripped out with your nails and his balls kicked so hard that they end up in his throat. Storm around his home, searching for evidence. Be sure to wear your hair loose, it makes you look even more scary.
*door flies open, and what appears to be a wild banshee stands in the doorway*
"What the fu..."
"START EXPLAINING YOU SNIVELING SACK OF SHIT! WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS?! I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED SLIME TOAD! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW!"
CaptainBubba
Jun 30th, 2003, 01:31 AM
Blow him. Works every time. :voiceofnoexperience
UP_SHUT
Jun 30th, 2003, 01:37 AM
I tried that but I scared his penis. It got too excited then threw up and died :(
FS
Jun 30th, 2003, 05:44 AM
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
Rachelle
Jun 30th, 2003, 06:38 AM
As a small part of your revenge I suggest, planting cress in his car, his house everywhere. Just lightly water any soft surface, drop and nice big handful of cress seeds and in a day or so he'll have a cress field in his car. Men are fucks, I hate them >:
Helm
Jun 30th, 2003, 06:42 AM
I know! Try suicide as a way to get back to him. I'm sure he'll be devastated.
Sam
Jun 30th, 2003, 06:27 PM
Burst into his home unannounced, and scream at the top of your lungs like a crazed gorgon at him that he will either A. Start explaining or B. Prepare to have his eyes ripped out with your nails and his balls kicked so hard that they end up in his throat. Storm around his home, searching for evidence. Be sure to wear your hair loose, it makes you look even more scary.
*door flies open, and what appears to be a wild banshee stands in the doorway*
"What the fu..."
"START EXPLAINING YOU SNIVELING SACK OF SHIT! WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS?! I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED SLIME TOAD! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW!"

Sounds like Jeanette has done that type of thing before. I'd cry if a girl yelled at me like that. :(
Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 30th, 2003, 06:54 PM
It doesn't even sound like you like him. :/ Forget about the asshole and find a nice guy.
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 07:02 PM
Sounds like Jeanette has done that type of thing before. I'd cry if a girl yelled at me like that. :(

Well no...but I would if I was in a similair situation. Besides, I was half-joking. I would calmly as possible give him the chance to explain before I turned in a banshee.

Up Shut: Why haven't you called him? Why does it just have to be him calling you?
UP_SHUT
Jun 30th, 2003, 08:15 PM
Everytime I call him he doesn't pick up. Its not like I've been badgering him about it, either...

Jesus christ. this story sounds like a cheezy rap song, minus the yos whazzups and dawgs.
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 09:29 PM
Well then I suppose you'd better pay him a little visit. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif
sadie
Jul 1st, 2003, 08:16 AM
:love helm. :love
Helm
Jul 1st, 2003, 11:23 AM
:love :love sadie :love :love
Ooner
Jul 1st, 2003, 11:20 PM
If you haven't talked to him in 2 weeks and he doesn't answer your calls anymore, he probably isn't your boyfriend. Or at least shouldn't be.

You've been dumped, top secret style. Move on.

*shrug*
Cap'n Crunch
Jul 1st, 2003, 11:27 PM
Call up the show Cheaters, and they spy on him. You can confront him if he is cheating, and then you can hit him and shit, and the Cheaters people protect you. :/
shithousepoet
Jul 6th, 2003, 12:02 PM
Call up the show Cheaters, and they spy on him. You can confront him if he is cheating, and then you can hit him and shit, and the Cheaters people protect you.

Cheaters is funny as hell, i like to watch it, especially when 2 dudes beat the living fuck out of each-other over the the girl.
Elecman.exe
Jul 19th, 2003, 08:08 PM
Actually, you have no need to get revenge. It is clear that he is a possessive man and by you leaving him would be revenge enough because men like that believe they have a right to own as many people as they please, and the break down when they find out they are not in control of the setup that they have created. Just ditch him and be done with it
Professor Cool
Jul 20th, 2003, 06:36 AM
Im sure if she used "THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY" to get revenge, I bet you be all up for it >: .

UP_SHUT: The guy is a douchebag, confront him then move on.
UP_SHUT
Jul 20th, 2003, 12:09 PM
This is an old post. I broke up with him already, dammit.

LET IT GO >:
Royal Tenenbaum
Jul 20th, 2003, 12:39 PM
GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM YOU STUPID BITCH!
MLE
Jul 20th, 2003, 10:50 PM
:love royal tenenbaum :love
sadie
Jul 21st, 2003, 06:24 AM
omg. chojin, will you please keep your lady in line? :lol
Anonymous
Jul 21st, 2003, 02:08 PM
:love ssa :love

I was going to laugh at that comment anyway. :< I think i'm starting to like ssa :<
AChimp
Jul 21st, 2003, 02:11 PM
OMG. It's like spring. :love