Hear me roar.

[chrissi]

I want to gloat right now.... Being able to have literally 40 orgasms, consecutively, no more than 5 minutes apart each, and only having to stop when your arm gets tired and fucking nearly falls off...

Priceless.

This is why women are the superior race, people. If you are woman, LET THEM HEAR YOU ROAR!

[kellychaos]

Your a MACHINE!! :eek A/S/L?

[Esuohlim]

Women aren't supposed to go on the Internet. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Women aren't a race, they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one.

[Mockery]

they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one

Then you should really stop trying to be one. :rave

[AChimp]

But he wants to have orgasms. And babies. :(

[Mockery]

He can't have babies. He'd steal their pacifiers. :(

[AChimp]

Don't discriminate against the womb-challenged. >:

[FS]

How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one. :|

[Anonymous]

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them :<

[FS]

lol :<

[sadie]

i need to go read that livejournal sometime.

[kellychaos]

ORGASMATRON!! :eek :eek

http://www.needapresent.com/library/images/shop/md/1141.jpg

The Orgasmatron really is the ultimate head massager... and the ultimate gift idea!

It is made primarily of copper, which acts as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields.

Get someone to gently lower the Orgasmatron onto your head, and then with a slow, teasing action, move it up, down and around.

The sensation you get is unbelievable... tingling up and down the spine, goosebumps all over your body... and best of all the Orgasmatron helps you forget all the stresses and strains of the day. Buy one of these and you’ll never want to leave your home again!

[Esuohlim]

JOKE'S ON THEM. I DON'T LEAVE MY HOME ANYWAY. :lol

[Anonymous]

my livejournal is hilarouse...i need to update it sometime soon :<

[chrissi]

How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one. :|

Well well well, somebody's jealous ;)

My point is that most women are CAPABLE of large numbers of multiple orgasms, and most men aren't. Well actually I don't usually have 40 orgasms, I usually have more like 5 or 10, but I HAVE done it before and damn, it feels great.

P.S. And yes, I know women aren't a race... but "superior gender" didn't have quite the same ring to it. Sheesh, people these days, so particular over everything.

[AChimp]

Shouldn't you be, like, having orgasms instead of posting here or something?

[kellychaos]

Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately

[sadie]

liar. liar. pants. on. fire.

[chrissi]

And what would I be lying about?

[kellychaos]

And what would I be lying about?

Well, your user name for one thing. What ... are you on your third or fourth now?

[chrissi]

What?... is there something I missed here? :/ I'm lost.

[Sethomas]

Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately

If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.

[kellychaos]

Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately

If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.

The old "bait and switch"! ;) They have to hook you first. Who would buy just the plain Chojin Barbie?