MY NEW EXERCISE (torture) EQUIPMENT!

[Mockery]

It finally came in the mail:

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/leg-stretch.jpg

o.O

[whoreable]

yea my friend had one of those. they suck :(

[Rongi]

No pain no gain :(

[Schimid]

LOL. It has a steering wheel. :(

[Esuohlim]

You could pretend to drive the thing to ease the pain...why else would they include a steering wheel? :(

[mew barios]

oo adduction machine. you'll be crushing people to death with your groin in no time. :o

[Mockery]

Yeh, basically it's for martial arts so I can stretch out my legs really good. I'm already pretty flexible, but this thing will have me doin full splits in no time. And yeah the steering wheel thing rules cuz you can pretend it's a weird go cart. Actually, I've found the most relaxing thing to do is to just sit down on it and play guitar while my legs are getting stretched out really well.

[CastroMotorOil]

Canada dry ginger ale is tasty stuff.

[Ninjavenom]

Phh. I can do that with a little room and some free time, and i don't have to pay three installments of only $29.95. Bet that wheel makes a pretty bodacious cupholder, though.

Edit: Christ, you have clean floors! That room looks so clean that even a dirty word hasn't been in there! Envy. >:

[Geggy]

I almost thought the purpose of the steering wheel was to spin yourself. Just like the toy I had when I was little. I'd just sit on it and turn the steering wheel to send me spinning until I puked.

[Schimid]

LOL. I just got a vision that that's actually a sit 'n spin, and if you spin the wheel, you spin around at breakneck speeds. :(

[Poxpower]

Hum... what happened to just using gravity?

[Dole]

Erm...something about 'driving me nuts'.

[AChimp]

Mock, post pictures of you riding that little bike! :)

Or is that Doopa's. :/

[Mockery]

Phh. I can do that with a little room and some free time

Anybody can stretch out, this thing just makes it easier to hold and gives you results a lot faster.

Anyway, I used to have a sit 'n spin. Those things fucking RULED! I should modify this thing so it can do that while it stretches my legs. Maybe if I spun fast enough I would fly! :o

Mock, post pictures of you riding that little bike!

Or is that Doopa's.

Yeah that's Doopa's dirt bike. It's called "The Mud Shark".

:mud
:shark
:mudshark

-RoG-

[kellychaos]

We used to use a similiar device when I wrestled in high school for flexibility. In wrestling, flexibility is just as or more important than strength because strength=muscle and muscle=weight which doesn't help when you're usually trying to keep to the lower weight classes. I found out at an early age that bragging to the girls that you can stick your legs behind your head is, in general, not the most macho thing to do. :/

[Jeanette X]

Rog, that picture is so funny! :lol

[Mockery]

Thanks :P

Frankly, I'm amazed there haven't already been several Photoshopping attempts made on it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

out
you go out
so far out
and do the Mudshark, baby...

[Zero Signal]

I have a Gazelle that is really nice for no-impact cardio workouts to burn calories.

[Carnivore]

They had those at the place I used to take Kung Fu. They really are quite cool. I miss being able to do full splits. I can't even touch my toes anymore :tear

[Ninjavenom]

:love What kinda Kung Fu?

[Mockery]

They had those at the place I used to take Kung Fu. They really are quite cool. I miss being able to do full splits. I can't even touch my toes anymore :tear

You should buy one then man... they work great (as you know) and they're not too expensive especially if you buy 'em on eBay. They sell brand new on eBay for like 100+ bux less than they do at regular martial arts supply places. And hell, with all the hours you work I'm sure afford one. :P

[teenage witch b!tch]

Hmmmm...that looks dangerous. Nice pic btw.

[Command Prompt]

Does the shirt say "Bad Religion, No Control" cause thats pretty funny if it does

[Mockery]

Hmmmm...that looks dangerous. Nice pic btw.

Nah, it's only dangerous if you have a huge guy named Guido strap you into it and then he turns the crank until you tell him where the 15 grand you owe him is. Happened to me last night and fuck are my legs ever sore. :(

Does the shirt say "Bad Religion, No Control" cause thats pretty funny if it does

Yes indeed, BR will always be one of my favorite bands.

[Helm]

Yeh, basically it's for martial arts so I can stretch out my legs really good. I'm already pretty flexible, but this thing will have me doin full splits in no time. And yeah the steering wheel thing rules cuz you can pretend it's a weird go cart. Actually, I've found the most relaxing thing to do is to just sit down on it and play guitar while my legs are getting stretched out really well.

PICTURES

[Mockery]

Hahah ok next time I do it I'll have Re take a picture of me playing guitar while stretching. Just for you Helm. :heart