IMPORTANT: ABOUT HOLLYCAUST

[James]

I originally edited this, because I didn't want to whine to people who wanted to destroy my love. But I don't care. When you love someone, you're willing to whine and beg to make sure they're happy. Besides, I'm pussy whipped: Whining and begging is what I'm all about.

Me and Hollycaust are a couple. We met on the internet, and found out we lived about 20 minutes away from one another. We've been officially dating for a couple weeks now.

So stop being so mean to her. I know what you're trying to do. You want to split us up, so you can have her for yourselves. But too bad. Nothing will ever come between us.

[Mockery]

I should ban you for being so fucking gay.

[James]

:tear

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sure, and I am a crazy black man that likes McDonald's McGriddles. :rolleyes

[James]

YOU GUYS! >:

You're not understanding. I found LOVE, and I don't want any of you trying to put a wedge between our hearts!

[ScruU2wice]

i hope i get to take a trip to the sears tower before it gets blown up.

it was all fun and games till she pulled that shit >:

[James]

OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.

That's just fucking wrong, PC. I demand you all leave my girlfriend alone. We are IN LOVE! We like the same things, and we're just in love. OK? So fucking back off.

You're all just jealous that I have such a hot girlfriend, who is really awesome. So stop it right now. You can't break us apart.

[Esuohlim]

HOLLYCAUST IS MY CHARACTER :picklehat

[Les Waste]

THSI THREAD IS A BLANTANT RIPOFF OF MY THREAD


I WANT MY FORTY ACRES WITH THE MULE NOW >:

[Rev. Danno]

James, I want to carve your head into a jack-o-lantern. I will cut big circles around your eyes, A triangle around your nose, your teeth and gums i'll carve into A zig-zag. Once i'm done I'm going to place a candle in your empty fucking head and let the little children dance around it...
Happy late birthday...
I wish there were sXe kids on this board still, because I'm really starting to feel like my old self again...
james in other words... Shut the suck up...

[imported_Hollycaust]

ROFLLROLAMFOMA I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY I LOVE YOU 'SIDES YOUR MONEYBAG!!





it was all fun and games till she pulled that shit >:

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/encyclopaedia/countryfacts/images/flags/large/c05020.gif

HOLLYCAUST IS MY CHARACTER :picklehat

ummmmmmmm NO, perhaps one day when we're sipping Chianti at the Ritz, on a warm musky night - I will fill you in.

[Perndog]

I should ban you for being so fucking gay.

You know a thread is stupid when Mock himself rips into you like this. :lol

[imported_Hollycaust]

LISTEN ALL YOU HATERS, WE'RE TEH HOTTEST COUPLE EVERRR!

HEAVEN GOODNESS, JAMES IS SUCH A STUD ILU
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/pfa9a9bfcb20be291c5f5a039eba2d802/fb6cd7d2.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p88d017a8aa83319d396b7edbefbfba6c/fb6cd7ce.jpg

ALSO, I'M NOT BAD LOOKING MYSELF
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/pb0d90d3458d13b75839d6b64bbfea50b/fb6cd7be.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p14cb5d25db4b175a6a5f73718fdf7aca/fb6cd7bf.jpg

[imported_Hollycaust]

AND THAT RUMOR BS THAT'S GOING ON ABOUT ME BEING RACIST IS NOT TRUE!

I HAVE A BLACK HOUSE SERVANT K??
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p7fe93b54a27341f17663755fe0ec6701/fb6cd7d1.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p07a63b80dcb43f3c3e7ae6e8afafecb7/fb6cd7d4.jpg

[AChimp]

You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people. >:

[FartinMowler]

I guess the chance that a girl that James met on this site and is only 20 minutes away and didn't shoot him down sounds plausible. :lol

[imported_Hollycaust]

You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people. >:

there goes the female population ! OPEN YOUR EYES GUY!!!





HI MORE PICS, THIS IS OF ME AND JAMES WHEN WE WERE AT MARDI GRAS

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p9e5bee221768d8020cc3c295882b2b13/fb6cd7c4.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/pde2896a1bd664e1a31c3007b212ae467/fb6cd7c2.jpg

[James]

I guess the chance that a girl that James met on this site and is only 20 minutes away and didn't shoot him down sounds plausible. :lol

We didn't meet HERE, baby raper. We met somewhere else. Somewhere, where love blooms.

Hollycaust :love James 4 EVA

[Les Waste]

You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people. >:

there goes the female population ! OPEN YOUR EYES GUY!!!
ROFL ^_^

When this thread dies, it should be moved to thread backups.

[ScruU2wice]

I was actually going to listen to James cuz im a dumbass, but then came to my senses and realized that hollycaust was a evil and malicous person regardless of whos girlfriend she is.

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.i-mockery.net/shyguys.gif

SHY-FUCKING-GUYS



So anybody up for some cyber tonight sons and bitches? >:

[imported_Hollycaust]

scruu2psychodawg..
RIP http://www.northwestern.edu/cfs/sears-tower.gif ????





James, it was love at first sight the day you sold me crack <33333333

[Tropical]

OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol :lol :lol Professor Cool's gonna kill me

[imported_Hollycaust]

wow













j, i love you














just in case you forgot













sup













asl













ctc













let's be friends













what are you doin'?













hello?













plz reply













hi?













they call me mellow yellow













god













sup stud













my tummy hurts













kinda' i guess













i forgot what i was gonna' say =.(













k imma' go to bed













so talk to you when i wake up













may the force be with you













peace

[sadie]

how gay.

[Anonymous]

what's funnier than this thread are the people taking it seriously :<

[Perndog]

Everything is funnier than this thread.

[sadie]

i take everything seriously. >:

[imported_Hollycaust]

how gay.
only if gay means absolutely awesome , sure thing

Everything is funnier than this thread.
listen, are you confined to a wheel chair and/or produce an excessive amount of saliva?

[James]

Isn't she the best? :love

Sweetie, I'll call you later, k?

[Jixby Phillips]

Jesus, I'm not exactly Jamesman's biggest fan, but even I can tell when he's joking (most of the time). Jamesman has an image on this board that he's very much aware of and he likes to use that to fuck with us, and a lot of times it's funny as hell.

As far as Hollycaust goes, there are people on this board who are FAR FAR worse than she is, and they've been pretty much given up on. Weather you think she's unfunny or annoying or whatever, at least she's not a moron.

[James]

Jesus, I'm not exactly Jamesman's biggest fan, but even I can tell when he's joking (most of the time). Jamesman has an image on this board that he's very much aware of and he likes to use that to fuck with us, and a lot of times it's funny as hell.

This is, by far, the nicest thing anyone on here has said to me. :love

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah :( Sorry :(

[Ninjavenom]

Okay, for a minute i thought i was the only one who got the joke here, and i woulda said something, but i didn't wanna ruin the thread. :(

[Perndog]

listen, are you confined to a wheel chair and/or produce an excessive amount of saliva?

Yeah, I am in a wheel chair. Wanna fight about it? >:

[Professor Cool]

OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol :lol :lol Professor Cool's gonna kill me

I can't, i dont have a decent pair of gloves.

[sadie]

just because something's a joke doesn't mean it's not gay.

[kellychaos]

So, two homos walk into a bar. Ones carrying a parrot, the other a poodle ... stop me if you've heard this one ...

[James]

Poor Sadie. She'll never understand.

That's why she's not my girlfriend, and Hollycaust is.

[Dole]

WAIT I GET IT NOW :hangman :suicide :posh

[ScruU2wice]

the parrots jewish, right?

[noob3]

Poor Sadie. She'll never understand.

That's why she's not my girlfriend, and Hollycaust is.

sadie's not your girlfriend because you're gay

[James]

I thought that was why YOU weren't my girlfriend. :(

Stop making me sad!

[imported_Hollycaust]

Hello everyone its me Holly coming straight out that SD city.
As you all may have learned, James is, in fact, gay, and is actually female.

I love James and want to fuck her very hard.
One of those good old fashion "I am very homosexual and this is my coming out thread" fucks.















ps. I just watched the Today show this morning, and noticed that Al Roker went bald. He now reminds me of a black Mr. Peanut

http://www.toymuseum.com/inside/c11/3237037.gif

[Ninjavenom]

Holy shit!!!!

Mrs. Adventure!!!!

:faint

[FS]

Something... PECULIAR has happened to sadie's picture.

[James]

That's what happens when you fuck with the Jamesman, Sadie! >:

And no, I'm not a woman. I just just a condition that causes my genitals to shrink up into my body cavity. I then have to try and "dig" then out by kneading into my pubic bone, and push out my testicles.

But, that's just one of the things my Hollybear loves about me.

[sadie]

yah. right.

sorry about the av. an ex-friend freaked out, locked me out of the server, and changed all my links to that picture of my friend he so vehemently hates now. FUCKING RAIZE. >:

[kellychaos]

And no, I'm not a woman. I just just a condition that causes my genitals to shrink up into my body cavity. I then have to try and "dig" then out by kneading into my pubic bone, and push out my testicles.

And I suppose you have a letter to that effect but can't find it, right? ;) :Vinth

[Rongi]

This is the best thread in months.

Al Roker makes me horny

[Esuohlim]

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-wildwest.jpg

He's a COWBOY :eek

[Sethomas]

That picture should be a :sex emoticon.

[Schimid]

I should get a Roker avatar now. Would I fit in? :(

[Esuohlim]

If you wanna be a poser. :rolleyes (cool like me :()

http://www.discoverycove.com/images/celebs/roker.jpg

:(

[imported_Hollycaust]

Um, to all the Al Rokers in the world. It's great that you can lose weight, but you can't lose the ugly.


I, on the other hand, am downright hot.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p66f252da55a025273b099a88184a00a0/fb6cd7bb.jpg

[James]

I've missed you, baby. :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

THAT PICTURE ISN'T OF HOLLYCOST, IT IS JUST A BARBIE DOLL. >:

[James]

Don't worry. I've seen plenty of real pictures of Holly.

Some of which aren't appropriate to be posted here. ;)

[NIGhtMAre]

http://www.nbtrusa.com/art/betty_birdlady.jpg

liek that? Yea your right its appropriate

[CaptainBubba]

IS SHE BURYING PEOPLE ALIVE IN THEM?

[NIGhtMAre]

she holding the jewish parrot stupid

[kellychaos]

... so the fag with the parrot walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll bet you an hundred dollars that my parrot can ... "

[imported_Hollycaust]

Hi, everyone. He ims me with sexual things.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p7b23a5ccbbe35d66dd0dfc9860a0bf51/fb6cd7af.jpg












oh, and CARLOS SANTANA - WHY DONT YOU AND I

[James]

Yeah.

Speaking of which, can you get on AIM so we can cyber?

[sadie]

now, that's just gross.

[Helm]

http://www.q.co.za/2001/2002/03/pics/31-men-hein.jpg

[Zhukov]

Are you tired of fitness machines that don't work?

[James]

Don't worry. Me and Holly give each other quite the workout. ;)

[imported_Hollycaust]

Angie Stone "I wish I didnt miss you anymore"

i've had that on repeat for like eleventeen days.


james :tear

[Command Prompt]

I absolutley refuse to post in this thread >:

[kellychaos]

Don't worry. Me and Holly give each other quite the workout. ;)

Are you tired of fitness machines that don't work?

[Helm]

http://www.q.co.za/2001/2002/03/pics/31-men-hein.jpg

Are you tired of fitness machines that don't work?

[imported_Hollycaust]

F you three last assholes.
You guys treat me like shit!
OMG I'M SO EMO!