Pretty Girls/ Chinese buffets?

[CaptainBubba]

Why is it that every time I go to a Chinese buffet I'm constantly surrounded by beautiful teenage girls? Seriously, when did this fad happen? Do pretty girls feed off a strict diet of General Tsao's Chicken? And why do they always get mad when I ask them if they're going to puke after eating?

Inquiring minds want some damn answers. >:

[O71394658]

Dude where do you live?!?!?!

Chinese buffets and teengage girls. The best combination known to exist! This is amazing.

:love :love :love

[Drew Katsikas]

I dono, but I am very intrigued by General Tso/Tsao. Come on, the Asian military superpower decides to cobat the American military superpower... Col. Sanders. What is up with army guys and wicked good chicken?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Ha, the Chinese buffet near me just got closed down by the Health Department. They reused the food that you didn't eat. They closed it down. :(

[CaptainBubba]

I live in Williamsburg. I'm serious. Every time I go there I see at least 5 gorgeous under 18 girls. The only bad part is that I'm too busy stuffing my face with dry tuna rolls and sesame chicken to bother with them.

Its not like I'm shy or anything.

[O71394658]

Whenever I go, there are no pretty girls. Just fat, white businessmen having lunch. >: :(

[starz]

my chinese buffet in my town doesnt have eggrolls :(

[UP_SHUT]

CHINESE :love

I love oriental food...I could live off it. Especially the Tempura.

[CaptainBubba]

And you're pretty.

See what I'm saying here? I believe I've found some previously undiscovered correlation...

I begin stockpiling soy sauce, hydrogenated vegtable oil, and cheap meat products tommorow. :)

[noob3]

MSG IS GOING TO MAKE UR PENIS FALL OFF

[UtterParadox]

Damn it! The nearest Chinese buffet in my part of the state is about 30 minutes away by car... much too far away to go in the name of girl-watching.

Besides, I live in Lakeville, MN. We have to ration our pretty girls up here. :melt

[Santina]

I've eaten food made my Ghana natives...does that make me pretty? I love chinese buffet too.

[NIGhtMAre]

I was at mandarin yestarday. no hot girls though. just fat ugly girls and chubby little chinese kids :explode

[AChimp]

What about Chinese girls and pretty buffets?

[Protoclown]

Bubba...you don't live in Williamsburg, VA do you?

There are probably 100 different Williamsburgs in the country.

[kellychaos]

I'm from Fayetteville. :picklehat

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Fayetteville Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia??

[CaptainBubba]

Ya, Virginia.




















Sorry. :(

[samgambo]

Sushi anyone?

[Sethomas]

That's Japanese, cuntscab.

[CaptainBubba]

They serve sushi at the chinese buffet I go to. The dry tuna rolls are actually really good. Plus they have a noodle bar and Mongolian barbeque.

And white chunks of jiggly matter called, "almond jello"...

They also have these little steamed desert buns formed like little cute little porqupines with penaut butter inside. :yum

The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

Crab Angels :rock

[Schimid]

LOVE AND FOOD FORUM >:

[samgambo]

Oriental food is all the same. :o

[jin]

foreign devil.

[Wiffles]

I once went to this Chinese restaurant and they had rats running around the floor. The food was tasty though O.O

[Tropical]

Does rat poop, happen to taste good to you?

[noob3]

The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them. :(

You mean they're sluts?

[Schimid]

::SIGH:: NOOB, THEY'RE JUST FLIRTS. :rolleyes

[Santina]

I WEAR EXCERCISE SHORTS WITHOUT THE GAY WORDS ON THEM
HA!

[CaptainBubba]

I can't help it. Thats why sluts dress that way in the first place. Because it works on guys like me. :(

Noob likes quaker girls.

[samgambo]

Your Chinese buffet is obviously just full of girls who are planning on going to the gym right after. Hence the exercise shorts.

[The One and Only...]

You all know that the chinese food at restaraunts is not really chinese, right?

BTW: Japanese steak houses > all.