kiss-virgin thread

[noob3]

hi

[Protoclown]

kiss are the cheesiest band ever

[noob3]

uhh yeah

[Rongi]

That guy from Kiss has a big tongue.

[CaptainBubba]

I GUESS I'M IN THE WRONG THREAD. OMFG LOL. :/

[Protoclown]

Come to think of it, I seriously doubt that any of the guys in KISS are still virgins, so this entire thread is just plain silly. :/

[FS]

All I know is THE STARCHILD took my virginity. :love

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Does anyone else think (ignoring the fact that Kiss is ridiculous no matter what) it's kind of ridiculous that Gene Simmons was a Bat Demon and Peter Criss was....a cat?

[The Retro Kat]

No.

[FartinMowler]

In grade 8 I stood dressed as the kiss guy with the star on his eye with some class mates also dressed as the rest of the band and pretended to sing "HOT HOT HOTTER THAN HELL" I had tin foil on my boots :) I didn't seem to get any girls from that perfomance :(

[kellychaos]

I am your doctor of love. :love

[sadie]

i saw this woman smoosh a beer can between her boobies backstage in a kiss movie. :(

[HickMan]

I heard the main guy from KISS had sex over 500 times. I don't belive it though. KISS are just a bunch of liars >:.

[Esuohlim]

DETROIT ROCK CITY >:

[Protoclown]

Gene Simmons is fucking ugly.

[Big McLargehuge]

wasn't he a school teacher?

[Anonymous]

Gene Simmons is fucking ugly.

Seriously, without the makeup, he is a very big-faced man. Like Abe Lincoln with a huge tongue.

[FS]

STOP! That mental image is... way too sexy.

[kellychaos]

i saw this woman smoosh a beer can between her boobies backstage in a kiss movie. :(

Woohoo! A twofer ... I mean ... how appalling. :/









P.S. Did she smash the beers WITH her boobies? ... inquiring minds and all ... you understand.

[smoke66]

you might notice there is a new topic....it was supposed to be a reply to this thread, so if you're interested in reading it and then mocking my drunken stupidity, feel free...I'm going to go do the technicolor yawn