MAN, WAS THIS BOARD BETTER IN THE OLD DAYS!

[mburbank]

I feel like I've finally been here long enough to write a whiny thread about how great this board once was and how much it sucks now and do you remember when that one guy did that thing, and whatever happened to whats her face, and that one time when she poxtsed that picture, man that was priceless, all these new bastards can''t compare to giants like funny user name and obscure reference user name.


Man, those were good days.

Now everything sucks.

[FartinMowler]

You could have something to do with people busy with summer things and the site "going down" as often as glowbelly does. :)

[CaptainBubba]

YOU ARE INSANELY STUPID MARTIN. FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING DESERVING OF LOVE, STOP POSTING. NO ONE LIKES YOU, THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY (EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY), OR WANTS YOU TO CONTINUE BREATHING.

Honestly, truly, if you admitted some kind of learning disability or mental handicap then maybe I could have some empathy for you. You are practically the single dumbest person I have ever read.

[glowbelly]

i think he was trying to say that i "go down" a lot, which is only true because my bathroom is on the first floor while the rest of my house is on the second.

[kellychaos]

That's not humorous to make fun of a girl with kidney problems. No sir! >:

[starz]

fartin is witty :)

[FartinMowler]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/163789/Pictureofme.jpg

My buddy Blue oatmeal (this parts a lie) and I talk about Bubba all the time. Blue will write "that bastard Bubba is so good looking and come's off as an arogant cock sucker, I will then say " Blue buddy someday we will get to the first floor of a girl like Glowbelly and maybe we can kick some gay boy ass before :)

[Carnivore]

Now everything sucks.

And so very, very hard too. :tear

[FartinMowler]

I guess this is more than a sword to the throat and I will take resposibility and leave...

[mburbank]

I thought your post with the ass sign was funny.

Now my joke. I told it before in the good old days, but I wrote it so I can tell it as often as I like.

Q.)What do "Titanic" and Julia Roberts have in common?

A.) They had to go down on a lot of people before they got an Oscar.

God I miss Intentionally Mispelled User Name. He really got me.

[CaptainBubba]

The ass sign picture was Blue Oatmeal's. Martin stole it. Honestly I don't think he'd be capable of anything that funny.

[slavemason]

Was this the death nail? Maybe sooner, later?

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/d92cc87/bc/pictures/I-mockery+rules.jpg?bfJvAR_AoxEUOtXT

Did these rules help anything? I miss how evil evil robot was. It's like we've given in to Monsanto Mockery :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

death Knell, douchbag....

[slavemason]

What the fuck ever Sadie?

Edit to include:
http://www.misl.net/upload_images/mascot.jpg

[Wiffles]

I hope I can help make this board a better place ^_^

[sadie]

slavemason missed me. :P

[Dole]

Wiffles HAS made this a better place. That in itself speaks volumes.

[mburbank]

OH MY GOD DOES NO ONE HERE RECOGNIZE PARODY WHEN THEY SEE IT?!?







I guess this place really did used to be better.

[Poxpower]

Yep, it was way better in the old days, when people could detect sarcasm and see the jokes.

yep yep. I miss those days ;)

[mburbank]

well, thank you.



And you are...?

[glowbelly]

glowbelly :)

AND YOU ARE???

[Protoclown]

This is the number one main reason why I haven't posted on these boards in the last year or so. It just sucks. Everybody here is a loser, OMG!

[mburbank]

loser

[slavemason]

Be honest, this place sucked from the get-go. Didn't it?
All the real winners are over here http://www.christianforums.com/

[NIGhtMAre]

I-mockery forums are good. I just wish i found out about them sooner.

[MrAdventure]

I also wish you had found these forums earlier as you'd have given up trying to fit in and gone elsewhere by now.

[Command Prompt]

I Miss JerseyBoy :( He Was Teh Shit :lol2

[Anonymous]

don't you dare say that bastard's name :<

[CaptainBubba]

Didn't he come back to make one post once and then just leave again? I seem to recall it being like:

Jerseyboy: I'm back
Chojin: no you aren't

Then he never posted again. Leads me to believe he either commited suicide in his awsome red car in real life, or he made another account.

[The Retro Kat]

Man, I wish I wasn't the last batch of noobs from the old board...I'd know so much more.

[ScruU2wice]

man, i wish i didnt suck so much, and people liked me more :(

[Krythor]

I wish you would shut up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

[ScruU2wice]

hmmm... your purposal intrigues me...

[mburbank]

Thank you all for making this thread a parody of itself. THAT's meta-humor baby. Solid.

[Black Flag]

The board never had a fantasy football league before, though.

That counts for something.

JOIN MY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE MAX BURBANK.

[mburbank]

I don't know. Sometimes I fantasize about football players patting each other on the bumb and such, but I don't really see needing a whole league for thinking about it.

[kellychaos]

Thank you all for making this thread a parody of itself. THAT's meta-humor baby. Solid.

Leave it to Max to see the big, spiritual picture. Damn, you old Jews are wise. :bow

[mburbank]

What can I say, I'm an old soul.

[JenMacca]

How come nobody here likes Martin? :( I know I'm new here, but I thought he was sorta cute, in an endearing kinda way....

[Evil Robot]

Hey, I got an idea! Lets all complain about the way things are! blah blah blah... ez board was better.... blah blah blah..... I blame everything on so and so ....And by so and so I mean jamesman.... blah blah blah...
"Is this the same thread as the other one?"

[CaptainBubba]

MY NAME IS EVIL ROBOT AND I AM SO STUPID THAT I WILL BE CONFUSED BYT THISQUOTE, WHICH I DON'T REMEMEBR WRITING"

[Evil Robot]

Hey, don't make me guess your password.

[mburbank]

I can only say the degree to which people miss the point of this thread even afetr I pointed out it was parody confirms the fact that I was wrong to be ironic and the original post should be taken at face value.


And I like Martin, if only because no one else does, which certainly seems like reason enough to me. Downtrodden outcasts are the tops!

[Big McLargehuge]

I liked this thread more in the old days.

[mburbank]

Right on!

This thread you to kick ass back in the day last week. Now it sucks. I wish that guy who responded to some of the early posts was still here. The one with the funny user name? He rocked. Man, this thread is nowhere near what it used to be.

[Big McLargehuge]

ITS ALL THOSE FUCKING NOOBS FAULT, they had to come in and ruin this thread. They are like cockroaches.























:rolleyes

[mburbank]

yeah sure, NOT!








I said "NOT"!

[Krythor]

I was very surprised by some people not realizing the sarcasm of the original post, but it was even worse when people started posting here pleaing for forgiveness when it was obviously a jab at the people who are constantly moaning about the so-called "good old days." It's almost as if some people feel the need to prove that they've been here a long time to everyone that's new to impress them or so that they know their place.

[Schimid]

PSSH, SHEAH. :rolleyes

[mburbank]

I HAVE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME! THAT'S MY WHOLE ENTIRE POINT MR. SMARTPANTS KRYTHOR! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME AND MINE ooooooOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!






Who?





me.

[Krythor]

:tear

[ScruU2wice]

i learned two things today:

1) dont take anything seriously on here

2) i am an idiot

3) i hate irony... :(

[mburbank]

come here so i can hit you

[ScruU2wice]

yes, sir :(

[Big McLargehuge]

MAN WAS SCRUU2WICE'S MOM BETTER IN THE OLD DAYS.


hahahahahahhHAHAHHAH

:dancinghamster

[mburbank]

she was, wasn't she?

[Big McLargehuge]

hell yeah


edit: http://www.hampsterdance.com/gif/gerbil.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

are those the golden girls i your picture???? gross!!

[Big McLargehuge]

Like wine my brother, like wine.

[mburbank]

If by 'gross' you mean 'sizzlin' hot', then sure.

[ScruU2wice]

like my mom. BURN!!! :(

[Rev. Danno]

Man I miss the old days, that guy who's life style we hated was such a dork. Or that girl everyone liked, man she was hot. Or that time -rog- did that one thing, and we all thought it was funny, man that was cool. Or that one time when that one group of mockers met that other group, those were funny pics. Sometimes I lay in bed at night, & stare at my Shaq posters while listening to A.LE. , & i cry about how much I miss those days.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I smell a goddamned group hug forming....stop it now.

I miss that guy that used to tell dick jokes all of the time...dick joke guy...man, those were the days..

[FartinMowler]

http://a.1asphost.com/Jenmacca/jendavidsmall.jpg

I'm endearing :) I think I'm going to vomit on someone nice :puke

[sadie]

damn, cosmo. and i was just about to ask if i could sit next to you; the smoke's getting in my eyes on this side.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you can sit next to me, but keep your hands to yourself....I'm saving myself for MS. Right......

[mburbank]

Rev. Danno, if you think you can get in my 'good books' by 'completely copying' me, you are BARKING UP THE WRONG USERNAME.

Thanks, thank you SO DAMN MUCH for ruining what WAS a great thread until you RUINED it.

[Rev. Danno]

Max I'm so sorry about everything that happened. You need help. There are treatment centers for such problems. No one else needs to get hurt, and you don't need to hurt anymore.
Just come outside, and all will be forgoten.
Everybody hurts sometimes. There is no need to take this any further. Plus that one thread I wrote about the old board three weeks ago was way funnier... Hack.

[Russo]

AHH!!! BEEES!!!!!!!!! BEES!!!!!!!!!!
bees in my mouth :((=:(
:goth

[sadie]

no worries, cosmo. i lost my hands recently in a freak bandsaw accident.

[mburbank]

This thread is all I have.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

thats an amazing coincidence, Sadie...I just bought a band saw and a set of prostetic hands at an estate sale...what are the odds?

[Command Prompt]

that joke would of made more sense if it was a pair of actual hands.

If the guy cut his hands off with the band saw, why would he be selling his prostetic ones?

Your Dumb

[mburbank]

OMG, I cannot BELIEVE this stupid ass joke thread is back!

[kellychaos]

No ass jokes please. Wasn't gym class enough for you people?! >: :scarred

[mburbank]

See, this kind of shit is what I was talking about! Thanks for ruining this thread, you fucking Noob. That kind of joke would never have flown in the old days, not for one FUCKING instant.

[kellychaos]

There you go, sodomizing my joke. Another ruined thread!! >: