Hi, I'm new

[Cale]

I'm interested in games. I'm trying out this forum thing. I know quite a bit about games of all sorts. I'll give my opinion on whatever game I'm interested in.

[Schimid]

UH-OH!

[Mockery]

Two things:

1) You didn't read the RULES & GUIDELINES, because if you had, you probably wouldn't have made a "Hi, I'm new" post. So please read them now.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

2) If you're interested in Games, post about them in the Gaming forum, not here.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=17

-RoG-

[FS]

I can't wait to hear his OPINION on this game I like, but I'm afraid to say what game it is cause he might not be INTERESTED.

[MK IV]

I think he got frightend and went away. :(

[Wiffles]

Hello, I like games too ^_^

[BaronVonBoner]

FS made me lol >: :lol

[Les Waste]

Wiffles, will you sow your seed in my fertile crescent? ;) ;)

[The Retro Kat]

Cale, do you like whiskers and stubble rubbing against your penis during oral sex?

[HickMan]

There are too many of these Hi I'm new threads. But this one is the worst.

[Esuohlim]

I wish you'd make a "Bye, I'm leaving" thread >:

[Cale]

I wish you'd make a "Bye, I'm leaving" thread >:

Well excuse me for trying something new. You had to be the guy to shit all over it. Well up yours buddy.

[Les Waste]

ROFL ROFL >_<

YEAH, CAUSE IF THERE'S SOMETHING NOBODY HAS EVER DONE BEFORE, IT'S A "HI I'M NEW" THREAD. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A RULE IN THE RULE AND GUIDELINES ABOUT NOT STARTING A "HI, I'M NEW" THREAD CAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE, WOW CALE, IN ADDITION TO BEING A CUNT, YOU'RE THE GREATEST CREATIVE GENIUS OF THIS, OR ANY, GENERATION!!

HURROO!! ^_^;;

[Cale]

ROFL ROFL >_<

YEAH, CAUSE IF THERE'S SOMETHING NOBODY HAS EVER DONE BEFORE, IT'S A "HI I'M NEW" THREAD. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A RULE IN THE RULE AND GUIDELINES ABOUT NOT STARTING A "HI, I'M NEW" THREAD CAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE, WOW CALE, IN ADDITION TO BEING A CUNT, YOU'RE THE GREATEST CREATIVE GENIUS OF THIS, OR ANY, GENERATION!!

HURROO!! ^_^;;
I didn't know what the fuck to write so fuck you.

[The Retro Kat]

Wow, I didn't realize that that was him that posted above, I appreciate it. Nice comeback, too.

[Les Waste]

GOOD THINK YOU QUOTED MY ENTIRE POST, LEST WE GET CONFUSED AS TO WHO YOU WERE TELLING "FUCK YOU" WHAT WITH ALL THE POSSIBLE CONFUSION WITH ALLT HOSE PEOPLE WHO POSTED BETWEEN MY LAST POST AND YOUR LAST POST.

OH AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY SO I HOPE YOUR MOM AND DAD GET MURDER-RAPED DURING THE NIGHT AND YOU WALK INTO THERE ROOM TOMORROW WONDERING WHY THEY HAVEN'T WOKEN UP YET AND YOU DISCOVER YOUR MOM'S CUNT HORRIBLY SEVERED BY THE BUZZ SAW THE RAPIST USED TO PENETRATE HER AND YOUR DAD'S RECTUM INSIDE OUT AND BLOOMING INTO A FLOWER TYPE SHAPE BECAUSE OF THE EXPLOSIVE THE RAPIST INSERTED IN THERE AFTER HE TOOK YOUR FATHER'S ASS CHERRY, AND THEN, BECAUSE ALL YOUR OTHER RELATIVES WERE RIDING IN A BUS IN ISRAEL THAT WAS BLOWN UP DURING THE NIGHT, YOU BOUNCE FROM ORPHANGE TO FOSTER HOME TO ORPHANGE GETTING PHYSICALLY AND SEXUALLY ABUSED BY LITTLE LEAGUE COACHERS WHO WANT SOME ACTION DURING THE OFF SEASON.

AND YEAH AND FUCK YOU TOO OMG SO TOTALLY OWNED

[Jeanette X]

I didn't know what the fuck to write so fuck you.[/quote]

How about only writing when you have something relevant to add to existing threads?

[Cale]

GOOD THINK YOU QUOTED MY ENTIRE POST, LEST WE GET CONFUSED AS TO WHO YOU WERE TELLING "FUCK YOU" WHAT WITH ALL THE POSSIBLE CONFUSION WITH ALLT HOSE PEOPLE WHO POSTED BETWEEN MY LAST POST AND YOUR LAST POST.

OH AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY SO I HOPE YOUR MOM AND DAD GET MURDER-RAPED DURING THE NIGHT AND YOU WALK INTO THERE ROOM TOMORROW WONDERING WHY THEY HAVEN'T WOKEN UP YET AND YOU DISCOVER YOUR MOM'S CUNT HORRIBLY SEVERED BY THE BUZZ SAW THE RAPIST USED TO PENETRATE HER AND YOUR DAD'S RECTUM INSIDE OUT AND BLOOMING INTO A FLOWER TYPE SHAPE BECAUSE OF THE EXPLOSIVE THE RAPIST INSERTED IN THERE AFTER HE TOOK YOUR FATHER'S ASS CHERRY, AND THEN, BECAUSE ALL YOUR OTHER RELATIVES WERE RIDING IN A BUS IN ISRAEL THAT WAS BLOWN UP DURING THE NIGHT, YOU BOUNCE FROM ORPHANGE TO FOSTER HOME TO ORPHANGE GETTING PHYSICALLY AND SEXUALLY ABUSED BY LITTLE LEAGUE COACHERS WHO WANT SOME ACTION DURING THE OFF SEASON.

AND YEAH AND FUCK YOU TOO OMG SO TOTALLY OWNED

ok, that was gay. OMG totally owned, jesus just what I need another retard using the stupid game slang. don't post on my threads anymore you stupid net junky. Holy Shiznit, you got owned by my Uber skills. Dork

[Cale]

Wow, I didn't realize that that was him that posted above, I appreciate it. Nice comeback, too.

What was I suposed to come back too? Hes being a prick so he gets the old Fuck you.

[Cale]

I didn't know what the fuck to write so fuck you.

How about only writing when you have something relevant to add to existing threads?[/quote]

Fuck off hippie!

[CaptainBubba]

Good...


Lord...


Almighty...




















I pray to god this isn't another Bape-esque character.

[liquidstatik]

OMG Secks plz. ^_~

[Cale]

There are too many of these Hi I'm new threads. But this one is the worst.

I didn't notice the damn you shouldn't write Hello I'm new Guideline. Although its very accurate. You guys are doing exactly what was said. Ohh well.

[CaptainBubba]

If someone doesn't make a Cale comic pretty soon I'm going to, and it won't be as good, so someone should beat me to it.

[Jeanette X]

Fuck off hippie!

If the worst insult Cale can think to call me is "hippie", then he really isn't going to be much of a challange to flame.

[ScruU2wice]

i know when i first joined the boards all i ever wanted to do was fight with everyone, so technically by responding your playing in to cale's circle of retardation :/

and/or im an idiot :(

[Cale]

Fuck off hippie!

If the worst insult Cale can think to call me is "hippie", then he really isn't going to be much of a challange to flame.

Bah, I heard your crazy and write shit about animals all the time. I don't care about your opinons, Tell it to greenpeace sister.

[Jeanette X]

i know when i first joined the boards all i ever wanted to do was fight with everyone, so technically by responding your playing in to cale's circle of retardation :/


Oh but it's fun! :)

[Cale]

i know when i first joined the boards all i ever wanted to do was fight with everyone, so technically by responding your playing in to cale's circle of retardation :/

and/or im an idiot :(

I don't wanna fight with everyone, but argueing is half of forums. I missed the whole, guideline about the you shouldn't write I'm new blah blah blah. So i'm getting picked on by the local yokals.

[ScruU2wice]

your getting picked on because alotta retarded people started threads very similar to yours and acted almost exactly like you, and all the people on this board are sick of it

[Cale]

your getting picked on because alotta retarded people started threads very similar to yours and acted almost exactly like you, and all the people on this board are sick of it

Well lemme guess, you acted like some stud when you first came here, and was pimping it up with the ladies and accepted right away, just because your you. Go to hell buddy, everyone starts out somewhere.

[AChimp]

Actually, you're getting picked on because you genuinely suck. :/

[CaptainBubba]

O god, I can't take it. I'm installing photoshop. See what you fuckers drive me too? >:

[ScruU2wice]

i was just like you, cale. which is what disturbs me... instead being a moron here i acted really gay in the movies forum, and everyone still hates me :/

[Cale]

and whats your problem? you just add little things here and there. "oh god I can't take it" shut up your moron.

[CaptainBubba]

I LOVE YOU WITH MY HEART, PASSIONATE SPIRIT, AND ANAMALISTIC SOUL, FILLED WITH LUST AND ADMIRATION FOR YOU.

WHEN YOU EMERGED INTO THE WORLD FROM YOUR MOTHER'S DIRTY INFECTED CUNT, GOD HIMSELF INVENTED THE WORD "FUCK" AS NO PHRASE AT THAT TIME COULD POSSBILY CONVEY THE MAGNITUDE OF HIS ERROR IN LETTING YOU NOT BE A MISSCARRIAGE.

EVERY DAY YOU GET UP AND SIGH KNOWING THAT YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY AND HAVE HIDEOUS ACNE AND NO GIRL/BOY/ANIMAL WILL EVER LOVE YOU AND WAKE UP WITHOUT SCREAMIN OR FILING A LAWSUIT.

[Cale]

Well, I'm not out for anyone, I got screwed over form the begining.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Fuck off hippie!

If the worst insult Cale can think to call me is "hippie", then he really isn't going to be much of a challange to flame.

Bah, I heard your crazy and write shit about animals all the time. I don't care about your opinons, Tell it to greenpeace sister.

I'll bet greenpeace can type coherent sentences.

[Anonymous]

shut up ^^;;

[James]

Cale. Sweet Cale. You didn't bother to read the Rules & Guidelines, which made you come off as an idiot (Frankly, ANY "Hi I'm New" threads will make someone look like an idiot, with or without a rule).

But instead of cutting your losses, you're just digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole, lashing out like a crying like a little bitch because you made an ass out of yourself, which in turn, causes you to make a bigger ass out of yourself.

You lack the intelligence needed to interact properly with other human beings on the Internet. It would be in your best interest to just go run back to your little Shanghai Noon Slash Fiction Club, and bitch to them about how we're all morons for making you burst into tears for not loving your faggot thread.

[HickMan]

Well lemme guess, you acted like some stud when you first came here, and was pimping it up with the ladies and accepted right away, just because your you. Go to hell buddy, everyone starts out somewhere.


Ok, off the top of my head there are 4 females on this board. Yeah I remember when ScruU2wice was mackin' it with the biaches. :orgasm

[Cale]

Well what the fuck, I say I'm new and now I should give up and not defend myself. Just take all your guys's shit and eat it with a fork and spoon. lol. I didn't ask for any of this.

[Anonymous]

then go away?

[MLE]

Ok, off the top of my head there are 4 females on this board. Yeah I remember when ScruU2wice was mackin' it with the biaches.
'cept me ;)

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sorry, Cale, you didn't make the cut. Trade in your pads and jersey, and go home. No cash refunds.

[Anonymous]

yeah. crunch will walk you home. you can keep him there as long as you like, too.

[Cale]

God damnit, I was warned this would happen. I fell into the trap that is Forum nerds. Ohh well, I shall try my luck else where.

[ScruU2wice]

'cept me ;)

Hey, baby where have you been all my life? :yum :picklehat

[CaptainBubba]

Noone said not to defend yourself. Just don't be stupid doing it.

ScrewU has a crush on Chojin's G/F. Ooooooohh.

[Cale]

I have heard stuff about you in your pny pants, your a freak. kissing guys even. Ugh, keep your gay ass away from me.

[Les Waste]

Captain Bubba gave me a great idea! I think I'll make a comic about cale, although he doesn't deserve the attention and the lavish fame my comic will bring him throughout the hobosexual community.

I might as well, since I need to open photoshop to finish making the Sitcom Super Pals (Latka from Taxi has a freeze ray :hat) and my photoshopped rendition of this:
http://pub82.ezboard.com/ftheadultswimmessageboardfrm1.showMessage?topicID= 2251.topic

See Cale? With that link, I just made your thread infinitely better than ever could have, which is why you should be polishing my knob in appreciation.

[HickMan]

http://www.vanhosp.bc.ca/graphics/domestic_peace_rainbow_flag.gif

Oh goodness, not another gay hater.

[Cap'n Crunch]

yeah. crunch will walk you home. you can keep him there as long as you like, too.

You got me there. :(

[Esuohlim]

CALE, FANCY A LITTLE AURAL SECKS? :picklehat

[CaptainBubba]

Thank god for Les Waste. I was resorting to "Cliff Yabonski hates you" images to make my crappy comic, which I'll now delete thanks to Les. :)

[Jeanette X]

Bah, I heard your crazy and write shit about animals all the time. I don't care about your opinons, Tell it to greenpeace sister.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programmes/tv/congo/picpops/images/bonobo_pop.jpg
My bonobo pal suggests you try to get laid more often, it might make you feel less onery.

[HickMan]

Thas' a funny monkey animal godess.

[Anonymous]

that would have been a lot funnier if you hadn't captioned that image

[KevinTheOmnivore]

shut up ^^;;

no.

[Anonymous]

eek!! i wasn't talking to you ^.^

my apologies ^^;;

[AChimp]

Fuck.

YOU'RE WIFFLES. :(

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Oh why oh why? Mr. Cale, what the fucking are you? Blind? You cannot reading Rules and you cannot paying protection money? You are so Fu-king stupid. Without protection money from Triad, you look like Stale Chow Mein. Now triad making you crispy!!! Only for $20 a month.

Or buddah, may frown apon you. And you wake up and can't get out of bed. Because various mockers stapled your skin onto the mattress.

Peace and Harmony
Brother Fu

[HickMan]

Who the hell are you?

[Les Waste]

WORK OF ART

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista134/C01.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista134/C02.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista134/C03.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista134/C04.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista1341/C05.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista1341/C06.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista1341/C07.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista1341/C08.txt

[liquidstatik]

OMG ROFLMAOX x 45.6 SECKS PLZ NO LUB I LIK HARDCORE KTHNX!!!11 :)

[hobo]

OMG ROFLMAOX x 45.6 SECKS PLZ NO LUB I LIK HARDCORE KTHNX!!!11 :)

WTF.

....good stuff how long did that take you? the weight thing reminds me of a movie

[Les Waste]

anybody who thinks I ripped that off from a movie suffers from chronic mongoloidism, as some "movie" did not do it first. It is a cliche, brought into the culture from actual muscle-building products.

None of you fucks remember the skinny guy getting sand kicked in his face at the beach and having his girl stolen by the muscle-bound fag who goes home that night and attaches weights on strings to his arms and the next day is bulging with muscles and now he's the NEW king of the beach, bitch.

>:

YOU HEAR THAT CHIMP?! CHRONIC MONGOLOIDISM >:

[hobo]

...not what i was thinking of but ok you get all the credit :)

[Jeanette X]

YOU HEAR THAT CHIMP?! CHRONIC MONGOLOIDISM

Thats a tad redundant, seeing as mongoloidism (more properly know as Down's Syndrome) is a life long condition, and is thus, always chronic.

[The Retro Kat]

Cale, are you uncomfortable all the time? Do you hate sitting down because of those pesky stitches in your anus? You should have not put it in so deep.

[Esuohlim]

CHRONIC BITCH >:

[Les Waste]

YOU HEAR THAT CHIMP?! CHRONIC MONGOLOIDISM

Thats a tad redundant, seeing as mongoloidism (more properly know as Down's Syndrome) is a life long condition, and is thus, always chronic.
That was the joke :(

:( :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm quite impressed with this newbie. He's got spunk.

[CaptainBubba]

Why aren't people praising Les Waste's genious? Cretins. >:

I actually laughed out loud at that. Almost nothing on the internet or T.V can do that to me. :)

[Mike]

Here here. Same with me. PRAISE TO BOBO!

[Wiffles]

Please stop the fighting, everyone >_<

[Les Waste]

Why aren't people praising Les Waste's genious? Cretins. >:
CUZ I STOLE IT FROM A MOVIE :rolleyes

DIDINT YOU ALL SEE THAT MOVIE WITH THE JOHN BASEDOW COCK ENLARGEMENT MADE SIMPLE? I'M A TOTAL RIP OFF ARTIST TOTALLY



I hope Wiffles will RSVP to my slumber party >_<;;

[hobo]

yea im a dumbass....it is really funny