I want to practise my mocking...

[Tubesock]

SO BRING IT ON YOU BRIDESMAID DRESS-WEARING PANSIES!!!!




P.S. One at a time though. I'm new to this.

[Krythor]

Quiet you.

[Esuohlim]

I SEE A CANDIDATE FOR THREAD BACKUPS :picklehat

[The Retro Kat]

You're going to find something gooey the next time you put on your shoes and socks.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I USE TUBE SOCKS LIKE YOU FOR WHACKING OFF IN.

[The Retro Kat]

You should practice spelling, too.

[Perndog]

Practise is British, Kat. Any bloody wanker knows that. :posh

[MK IV]

I always thought it was practice, and im a british wanker. :posh

[Tubesock]

Tubesock's Super Essay

First things first, I said one person at a time. This shows no one here can read a simple instruction. Now, I see that being new is not such a hinderance.

Secondly, Retro Kat's vocabulary is disturbing. He confuses the word 'practice' with the homonym 'practise' (Also, Retro Kat writes like a Homonym minus the 'nym' part). As any retarded schoolboy who keeps dead rats in his pockets knows, the word 'practice' finds more usage through its noun formation. Meanwhile, the word 'practise' relates to verb forms. This appears evident when we describe a doctor's office as a 'practice'. This, in addition to Retro Kat's explicit notation of the extremely obvious (and on-purpose) humour in my nickname, demostrates that he is, without a doubt, an idiot manchild.

Also, Cap'n Crunch points a similar obvious allusion to my handle too. I shall recommend him as head of the CIA for his wonderful investigative skills in determining the semiotic nature of the word 'Tubesock'.

In conclusion, I wish everyone here great luck as you all try your sisters' frilly, little dresses while posing for 'Fat Bastard Monthly'.




Teacher's Note: Tubesock, this is the best essay ever! If anyone disagrees, they are obviously a moron! I'm giving you 15/10! Not only that, but your nickname is so witty and postmodern! You get a smiley face for such a cool nickname! :)

[Perndog]

Well, that was a rambling, pompous load of shit if I ever heard one. First, in America, practice is used as a verb and practise doesn't exist. Secondly, now that we know you're a phenomenal toad, we'll have something to go on beside your oh-so-clever nickname.

In conclusion, you get uncreative insults because you're not worth spending the time to think of anything better. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

all of the fags say stupid fags trying to cover up that they are fags but they really are fags and it is just a cover up and then they go play dance dance revolution and get lubed up while watching gay porno and then their mom walks in and the black man that was lubing him up hides under the bed, but the porno is still on, so she ships him to military school and he is harassed by the counslor and then all of the kids stab him while he is asleep. then they take him to the hospital and he comes home and posts on i-mockery as the name tubesock and gets off on his words, and then his dad walks in and goes, "WFT" and then they ship him off to san francisco where they are all fags and he goes back on i-mockery trying to write a witty comeback, but it is terrible and perndog insults him in a not funny way.

That was a terrible comeback. :(

[Sam]

OMG TUBESOCK, are you related to Mad Max, that heap that wished he was on a nature walk in the General Blabber board?

[Perndog]

Wow, Cap'n, you noticed that I wasn't trying to be funny. Way to remind everyone exactly what I said in the last line of my post. :dunce

[Cap'n Crunch]

I really fucking hate you.

[Perndog]

:)

[CaptainBubba]

Tubesuck.


I WIN

HEY PERNDOG, IS THAT FROM WC3 IN YOUR AVATAR? IT SUPER COOL. >:

[Tubesock]

Hello!! Geeks and Losers!!

First of all, shut yer navels! All of you! I said one person at a time! Learn to read from a dictionary, instead of animalsex.com! If you violate this order, I will hire the inbreds from Deliverance to violate YOU!

To Perndog: WOW! Congratulations! You're American! YAY! You're also a retard. I asked Stephen Hawking what the combination of these two factors presents, and he gave me this formula:

American + retard = Inbred from Deliverance

Stay in this post. I may need to get you to rape one of the dickheads who can't read. Or play a banjo.

Cap'n Crunch: Yes, that was a terrible comeback. And your cereal sucks too!

Sam: What is this Mad Max bullshit?? Did you just come back from Perndog's house or something??

And CaptainBubba, you don't win cause I know you're not a real captain.

[Krythor]

A/S/L tubesock? :)

[Tubesock]

two and a half/hermaphrodite kangaroo/Up Cap'n Crunch's klacker

[Krythor]

:lol

really tho A/S/L :)

[Esuohlim]

Tubesuck.

MORE LIKE BOOBSUCK :lol

[Tubesock]

A guy who looks like a fat weatherman shouldn't be talking about all the boobs I've seen or whether I suck them or not. I've seen Al Roker live, and he has never been laid. I can tell. When the wind blows past, he creams his size-100 pants. Then he humps David Letterman's leg.

[Cap'n Crunch]

But he isn't Al Roker, you fucking twat. :rolleyes

Why the fuck would you go see Al Roker live? :lol

[Krythor]

ok quit attacking him and give him a chance alright :rolleyes

hello tubesock how are you todayu?

[Tubesock]

But he isn't Al Roker, you fucking twat. :rolleyes

Why the fuck would you go see Al Roker live? :lol

For all the shitty breakfast cereal mascots who don't understand, I'll repeat:

"A guy who LOOKS like a fat weatherman"

Your reading comprehension skills taste like your cereal.

As for seeing him live, that's none of your goddamn business, isn't it? The day you make your cereal taste good or grow some testicles (My money is on the cereal thing first), is the day you can ask me the probing questions like "Why go see Al Roker live?" or "Why does Cap'n Crunch like to hump Al Roker?". Till then, you can give the Trix Rabbit a reach-around for all I care.

And thank you for asking, Krythor. I was fine until Cap'n Dickhead over there started felching the Lucky Charms Leprechaun with a spoon. How are you?

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU AT ALL.

And yeah, Milhouse just LOOKS like a fat black guy.

[The Retro Kat]

TUBESOCK, WILL YOU HOST MY BABIES?

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESOCK, MORE LIKED LUBEDCOCK.

[Tubesock]

Cap'n Crunch: If you don't cut this stupid sailor scout bullshit, I'll get Tony The Tiger to lubecock your ass.

Retro Kat: Buy your own damn webserver and host your own damn babies!

[The Retro Kat]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT WEB SERVERS, I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX! MOSTLY ANAL!

[Tubesock]

Speak to Cap'n Crunch. He likes to hump Al Roker.

[The Retro Kat]

YOU TURN ME ON WAY TOO MUCH FOR SECOND RESORTS!

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESOCK, MORE LIKE ANKLESOCK!

[Big Papa Goat]

Tubesocks doing pretty good for someone who needs practise. Or practice. Wot wot. :posh

[Perndog]

Quit trying to get on the newbies' good sides, Goat. You're making me jealous because they don't like me. :(

[Tubesock]

Retro Kat:
Nah, go for Cap'n. A man who came up with the word 'Lubedcock' should not be ignored by you.

Cap'n Crunch:
I warned you.

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://tubesock690.tripod.com/tony.jpg

[Mike]

Stupid british ass-clown, you aren't mocking, you are being a whiny little bitch.

[The Retro Kat]

CAPN ISNT SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE LIKE YOURSELF, IM GOING TO PUT MY COCK IN YOUR ASS PRETTY SOON, CONSENTED OR NOT, YOULL BE PULLING OUT PUBES FROM THE STITCHES WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!

[Tubesock]

Mike, you want to join Cap'n and Tony in a gangbang? Then shut the fuck up, you ferret. Mike? What kinda nickname is that? Sounds like an inbred nymphomaniac child with amputated arms. I can see you self-felating while listening to Anthony Robbins tapes. GO MIKE! YOU CAN DO IT, BOY!

Retro Kat, I know you get sad and frustrated when someone mocks your puny ass, but that's no need to want to hump every goddamn thing in sight. Take a cold shower, read some Tolstoy, then put a lead ball behind your ear using a pump-action shotgun. I promise, the quivering sensation in your loins will disappear.

[ScruU2wice]

Nothing in this thread is funny at all except how much tubesock is trying to be funny :(

i particularly liked this post:

Hello!! Geeks and Losers!!
ZING! there's no way any body can recover from that :rolleyes

First of all, shut yer navels! All of you! I said one person at a time! Learn to read from a dictionary, instead of animalsex.com! If you violate this order, I will hire the inbreds from Deliverance to violate YOU!
I really didn't know people learned to read from dictionaries. i really thought you'd look up words from that thing :/

To Perndog: WOW! Congratulations! You're American! YAY! You're also a retard. I asked Stephen Hawking what the combination of these two factors presents, and he gave me this formula:

American + retard = Inbred from Deliverance
im glad you had a good conversation with stephen hawking and how many hours he spent formulating that equation

Stay in this post. I may need to get you to rape one of the dickheads who can't read. Or play a banjo.
you mean one of those people who didnt learn how to read from the dictionary :lol


Cap'n Crunch: Yes, that was a terrible comeback. And your cereal sucks too!

Sam: What is this Mad Max bullshit?? Did you just come back from Perndog's house or something??

And CaptainBubba, you don't win cause I know you're not a real captain.

i love how you have to respond to everyone seperatly and there still not funny...

[Esuohlim]

But I AM Al Roker :tear

[Tubesock]

ScruU2wice (HAHAHAHA! I get the pun! It says Screw You Twice! Oh my, you should be one of those guys with the microphone who stands in front of the brick wall on cable TV! That's how much of a master you are at comedy! HAHAHAHA (loser)! )

I didn't really read much of your reply. I was bored with it and gave up trying to make sense. Even Stephen Hawking didn't understand, and that guy is super smart and gets all the chicks. But from what I could tell, you say people don't read from dictionaries and something about how I "have to respond to everyone seperatly and there still not funny...". First of all, it's "they're", not "there" -- as in "they are still not funny". Maybe you should go back on your comment about people not learning to read from dictionaries, cause you obviously are having problems, like that kid we throw rocks at at my high school. The teacher asks him to read the blackboard, which says "The cat walked across the road". The kid goes "blargahagagagaahagagah!" and passes out. You are that kid. He smells like poop. So do you. You also eat Cap'n Crunch.

Before you accuse people of not being funny, try a) learning to read and write properly and b) being funny yourself. Despite what you've been taught, putting roll-eyes smilies at the end of your lines isn't the apex of humour. In fact, it's around the level of Retro Kat's dry-humped butt.

[The Retro Kat]

YOU SUCK AT MOCKING AND TELLING HUMOR. FUCK, HOLD MY HAND, IM ABOUT TO CUM!

[Tubesock]

I'm ignoring you till you put that lead ball behind your ear.

[Esuohlim]

I AM AL ROKER >:

NOW THE FORCAST IS HAIL THE SIZE OF YOUR BALLS FALLING OVER YOUR HOUSE.

LOL, THE JOKE IS THAT THERE IS NO HAIL. LOO LOO >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

WOW TUBESOCK, YOU CAPTURED ME PERFECTLY WITH MYSELF OVERLAPPING TONY THE TIGER'S FINGER. AND THAT IS MY PICTURE TOO, A 16-BIT RICK FROM SPLATTERHOUSE. :ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLEYES

[Tubesock]

Al, get back to drawing shitty comics and stop stalking me.

Cap'n Crunch, that doesn't change the fact you make shitty breakfast cereals, play shitty 16-bit games, and are Tony's bitch.

[ScruU2wice]

tubesock maybe you sould not commit to calling people ignorant and illiterate, when all your posts are full of amercan stereotypes. its funny how you know me even though i live in a completely different country than you, and you've only read one of my posts :/

so i guess since you love stereotypes here's what the rest of the world thinks of you
tubesock's teeth:
http://www.cvmg.com/images/teeth1.jpg

[Tubesock]

First of all, scruU2wice, you are ignorant and illiterate.

Second of all, how do you know I live in Britain, loser? I could be American. Though the good part, not the inbred part where you're from.

I also found your teeth:
http://www.peninsula-endodontics.com/avulsed-teeth.jpg

And your ma's teeth:
http://www.rnw.nl/holland/assets/images/teeth.jpg

And your pa's teeth: (This is the pa who touches your goodies at night time)
http://www.happyaslarry.co.uk/deadchickens/gallery2/image/teeth.jpg

Lastly, I SAID BE FUCKING FUNNY! Your posts are boring and you need to pep them up with things like jokes and humour.

[Big Papa Goat]

Tubesock isn't amusing me anymore.

[Tubesock]

I'm not here for your amusement, Goatboy. If you want amusement, watch Urkel.

[Big Papa Goat]

No need to get upset, I was just commenting on how you once amused me and no longer do. And yes you are here to amuse me. And call me Papa, you bitch.

[Tubesock]

Nah. I think I'll call you "Uncle Joey from Full House".

[Big Papa Goat]

Like the Uncle Joey that you used to think was soooooooo hot and made you want to touch yourself at night? That Uncle Joey! Was it that fuckin Uncle fuckin Joey you fuckin fuckwit? Well, was it you bloody little wanker?

[Big Papa Goat]

Or was it the one that used to take you into his car when you were 6 and make you touch his wang? Ya, the one who told you not to tell your parents or they'd stop loving you and send you to a foster home where black men would sodomize you until your colon ruptured! And when you asked him what sodomize meant... he showed you. Didn't he? Is that the Uncle Joey your talking about?

[Tubesock]

Uncle Joey, there's an 'edit' button there. Please use it instead of writing afterthoughts in multiple posts. Now go fuck Danny Tanner.

[Big Papa Goat]

The multiple posts give my thoughts a certain, agitated, rambling condition though. Wouldn't you say so Tubesock? :posh

EDIT: See, I found the button! Anyway, is that the best you can come up with? Did you even read my posts? Amateur.

[Perndog]

Second of all, how do you know I live in Britain, loser? I could be American.

humour

practise

You're British. Fuck off.

seperatly

OMG YOU MADE A TYPO CAN'T YOU READ THE DICTIONARY LEARN TO READ AND WRITE PROPERLY BEFORE YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF NOT BEING FUNNY.

Lastly, I SAID BE FUCKING FUNNY!

What the hell for? You haven't done anything to deserve it yet, and if any post in this thread (besides yours) isn't funny, it's because it wasn't meant to be. Mike was right, you're not mocking, you're just a bitch, and ScruU2wice's comment about responding to everyone individually was dead-on. You're just acting superior and trying to impress everyone into liking you, and you're being a complete fucking moron at the same time. Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

[Tubesock]

The multiple posts give my thoughts a certain, agitated, rambling condition though. Wouldn't you say so Tubesock?
No.

EDIT: See, I found the button! Anyway, is that the best you can come up with? Did you even read my posts?
No. They were crap.


You're British. Fuck off.
Haha. Fuck you. I'm Australian, dickhead!

OMG YOU MADE A TYPO CAN'T YOU READ THE DICTIONARY LEARN TO READ AND WRITE PROPERLY BEFORE YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF NOT BEING FUNNY.
Number of typos made by Tubesock: 1

Number of typos made by Perndog: 273

Also:

Number of camels molested by Tubesock: 0

Number of camels molested by Perndog: 214

Haha, camelfucker!

What the hell for? You haven't done anything to deserve it yet, and if any post in this thread (besides yours) isn't funny, it's because it wasn't meant to be. Mike was right, you're not mocking, you're just a bitch, and ScruU2wice's comment about responding to everyone individually was dead-on. You're just acting superior and trying to impress everyone into liking you, and you're being a complete fucking moron at the same time. Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

I quote from Cap'n Crunch, camelfucker:

That was a terrible comeback. :(

[Big Papa Goat]

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby! :lol :<

[Perndog]

Ah, you're Australian. That explains it. Australia was a British penal colony - you're descended from people who got kicked out of Britain for being assholes. I understand now why you are the way you are.

[Tubesock]

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby! :lol :<
I think I hear a dingo sucking your dick, you furry fetish-loving cracker.

Ah, you're Australian. That explains it. Australia was a British penal colony - you're descended from people who got kicked out of Britain for being assholes. I understand now why you are the way you are.
So what's your excuse, camelfucker?

Man, this is getting too easy (and boring). Where are the hardcore mockers I've heard so much about? Why am I stuck with these coffee filter dregs?

[Big Papa Goat]

Lets argue about the spelling of practise! Those were good days.

[Big Papa Goat]

You seem to talk alot about bestiality Tubesock. Do you have a fetish of your own relating to our less evolved furry friends? Gasp! I think you do! Whatever would Ms X think of these transgressions against nature? Sick Aussie bastard!

[Big Papa Goat]

So UncleJoeyLover, which is it? Do you like banging small mammals, or being fondled by washed up mulleted middle age actor-comedians? Inquiring minds demand to know. And whats this about a dingo sucking my dick? Is this supposed to insult me?

EDIT: I don't want to add any more replies than neccesary, so I'll put my reply to Blue's brilliant post in this post via the editting tool!


:lol inbred.

[Blue]

Dammit. Hes cant be an aussie :( . I didnt know any of us sucked so much. He must be a refugee or kiwi who come over to live on welfare. Shut the fuck up and go away.

PS. He could be Tasmanian which means he comes from the inbred part of Australia

[Perndog]

So what's your excuse, camelfucker?

OMG SO TOTALLY PWNED YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT ONE!!! >:

Man, this is getting too easy (and boring).

This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard on these boards, even from a rank clueless newbie. Of course it's easy. You called me a camelfucker. That's it. You didn't do anything creative, you didn't think, and you sure didn't produce a comeback that anyone over the age of 13 would believe was a good one.

[Tubesock]

Papagoat, you're mixing me up with yourself. You are the one who is Uncle Joey and has sex with furry animals (Use use duct tape on the small ones). I, on the other had, am a superstud to all the ladies (Yes, even the ugly ones). Make sure you have that clear from now on.

Blue, someone with such a faggy avatar is in no place to be calling me an inbred. Watch out or your poofy tiger will finger Cap'n Crunch.

Perndog, I ran your reply through my super-computer at work and it analysed that what you said was complete and utter gibberish. Then it exploded because of your sheer idiotic ramble. You owe my work a new computer, you illiterate camelfucker.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YEAH BLUE, WATCH OUT. HE IS GOING TO PUT YOUR AVATAR IN PAINT OVERLAPPING TONY THE TIGER'S FINGER.

[Tubesock]

Once again, Cap'n, you've proven you're illiterate. I said I'll photoshop you, not Blue's avatar. Damn it, the education system just isn't working. Instead your teachers are molesting you in the broomcloset. If this ever happens again, Cap'n, pull out some Rice Bubbles and shout "Top O' Th' Mornin' To Ye All!" so they'll think you're in special ed. Say it quickly before they slap your face with their large penises.

[Esuohlim]

Al, get back to drawing shitty comics and stop stalking me.

OW MAN, THIS ONE HURT.

[Esuohlim]

NOW LOOK, YOU MADE ME (I.E. AL ROKER :picklehat) SAD >:

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/jamesearljones.txt

CUNT >: >:

[agroskaterik]

:lol @ MILHOUSE

[ScruU2wice]

australian? OMG its a WANG character :lol

Papagoat, you're mixing me up with yourself
in other words he's saying "I know you are but what am i..."

i think big papa won with the dingo thing, but esouhlim woulda won if he posted before that :)

[agroskaterik]

As long as we all agree that tubesock does not win.

[Big McLargehuge]

I wish Perndog would quit posting. :( :( :( :(

[Mike]

Perndog, I ran your reply through my super-computer at work and it analysed that what you said was complete and utter gibberish.

This is why what you are doing is not mocking. How the hell is Perndog or anyone supposed to respond to that? It's not even remotely interesting or offensive or worthy of this forum. I'm not even bothering to attempt to mock you or come up with anything remotely satisfying to read because I can imagine what you might say:

"Well, Mike (or more like Trike or Syke!). I have consulted my xerox machine and it thinks you are stupid. I agree. In fact, you are so stupid that you probably fuck camels too!"

Telling people that they fuck random animals is just one of those boring comments like "you're gay" that people just groan at like bad jokes.

[Sam]

You guys just don't get it!

Tubesock is HIGHBROW humor. You know, the kind of humor that isn't funny at all, and so repetitive (LOL I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP IN A DICTIONARY) that all it is going to be is "OMG YOU FUCK (INSERT RANDOM ANIMAL HERE)" and "I'M SO SMART, I DON'T NEED TO READ POSTS!"

You guys just don't get it, because you lack the AUSTRAILIAN INTELLIGENCE THAT TUBESOCK CONTAINS! :rolleyes

[Blue]

Its tubesocks intelligence not australian :/ . I wonder if it is to late for his mum to abort him. She would be doing the world a favour. :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.geocities.com/radioactivechair/TONY.txt >:

[Tubesock]

Okie dokie, I think 80 posts are enough.

I enjoyed that practise/practice/practike and thank everyone who joined in the challenge. Now, I ask a favour/favor/(bugger it). Can everyone give me some feedback?

Tell me the parts you liked the most and the parts you hated the most. I know some of the mocks were pretty poor, but like I said, I'm only a newbie. If you could tell what you liked and hated, I'd appreciate it.

Ta muchly!

[The Retro Kat]

I'm ignoring you till you put that lead ball behind your ear.

I DON'T WANT LEAD BALLS BEHIND MY EARS, I WANT YOUR BALLS BEHIND MY EARS, FAGGOT. LET'S HAVE SOME GAY FUN AND HOST MY FUCKING BABIES BEFORE I STEAL YOUR VILLAGE GOAT!

[Perndog]

I hated everything about this thread (even my posts) and not once was I joking when I said bad things about you, Tubesock.

[Tubesock]

Has anyone else got anything to say that's actually useful?

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU SUCK COCK.

[Tubesock]

Guess not. Seeya then.

[Big Papa Goat]

You'll be back.

[The Retro Kat]

FOR THE RECORD, TUBESOCK SEXED ME UP LAST NIGHT, IT WAS THE WORST GAY BUTTSEX I'VE EVER GIVEN, THE BLOOD PROVED TO BE A 3XC3LL3NT LUBRICANT, THOUGH. ALL AND ALL, I'D SAY I CAME OUT THE VICTOR.

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg

Sup?

[Big Papa Goat]

Your Super Goth comments are starting to get confusing. This one made little sense in context with the rest of what you said. Or were you talking about Super Goth having gay butt sex with Tubesock and being the victor, but just forgot to quote it?

[The Retro Kat]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg

NO, I'M THE GOTH 'ROUND HERE! >: >:

[Esuohlim]

http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpghttp://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpghttp://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpghttp://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg
http://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpghttp://members.aol.com/kristyschnoogers/myhomepage/untitled01.jpg

:(

[freakachu420]

Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

That's what I did. :hypno I got owned so bad my eyes are still spinning.

But unlike Tubesock, I quit while I was only a little behind.

Tubesock, soon you will learn-- trying to be clever around here doesn't get you anywhere. It gets you smacked down. :newbie

Go hide in shame. This is what I have done. AND I'M A BETTER PERSON FOR IT. >:

[Tubesock]

No one asked you, freakachu420! (HAHAHA, Pokemon loser!) Besides, the new debate is here: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=107372#107372

Get with the times, man, and stop wearing the grey tweed suits like your grandpa!

[freakachu420]

HAHAHAHA Guess what? My liking of pokemon has ALREADY BEEN FLAMED and gotten over on this board. And I checked the more recent thread, and since it was mainly you (whining for a rematch because everyone else had already forgotten you) I didn't find anything to post about. Someone on THIS thread posted something I gave a shit about, so I QUOTED that. HAHA LOSER! Who quotes you except the PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SUCK ASS?

As for your last comment? Many people think grey tweed looks both profeessional and sexy on WOMEN (which I am, idiot).

[Anonymous]

Rachel is a LOONY :eek

[freakachu420]

Actually, yes, she STILL is, although that AIM name (about a friend's girlything) started so long ago that it hardly matters, Chojin.

Besides, aren't you too good to be replying to this thread at this late date? :/

I suddenly feel almost honored.

[Tubesock]

HAHAHAHA Guess what? My liking of pokemon has ALREADY BEEN FLAMED

In that case, I'll flame it again.

HAHAHAHA Pokemon loser!

And I checked the more recent thread

Then why are you writing in here again, stupid!!!!

and since it was mainly you (whining for a rematch because everyone else had already forgotten you)

You can't read cause I said I wanted to practise my mocking. I'm not asking for a rematch, but for the expert mockers to test me out for a few rounds so I can bulk up my mocking skills. But because your reading skills are the same as an inverse embryo, you can't tell.

I didn't find anything to post about.

Well, that's your problem, isn't it! (Like that problem you have with your drunken Catholic priest! If you give him a pint, he'll stop touching your goodies!)

Someone on THIS thread posted something I gave a shit about, so I QUOTED that.

OMG! You USED caps to INDICATE you QUOTED something from SOMEONE ELSE! I'm glad you DID THAT or else I would never have UNDERSTOOD that!!

HAHA LOSER! Who quotes you except the PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SUCK ASS?

STOP SLIPPING YOUR FAT FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD BECAUSE YOU'RE ACCIDENTLY PRESSING THE CAPS BUTTON. SHIT, NOW I'M DOing it.

As for your last comment? Many people think grey tweed looks both profeessional and sexy on WOMEN

No they don't. Tweed suits smell bad and you buy them at the thrift store for a dollar. Buy some real clothes, stupid!

(which I am an idiot).

You didn't actually say this. I changed it cause I am very wacky and your are an idiot.


I mocked every single line of your post. That's how much it sucked!

Love,
Tubesock

P.S. HAHAHAHA, Pokemon loser!!

[Anonymous]

In that case, I'll flame it again.
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HAHAHAHA Pokemon loser!
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Then why are you writing in here again, stupid!!!!
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You can't read cause I said I wanted to practise my mocking.
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I'm not asking for a rematch, but for the expert mockers to test me out for a few rounds so I can bulk up my mocking skills.
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But because your reading skills are the same as an inverse embryo, you can't tell.
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Well, that's your problem, isn't it!
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(Like that problem you have with your drunken Catholic priest!
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If you give him a pint, he'll stop touching your goodies!)
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OMG!
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You USED caps to INDICATE you QUOTED something from SOMEONE ELSE!
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I'm glad you DID THAT or else I would never have UNDERSTOOD that!!
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STOP SLIPPING YOUR FAT FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD BECAUSE YOU'RE ACCIDENTLY PRESSING THE CAPS BUTTON.
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SHIT, NOW I'M DOing it.
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No they don't.
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Tweed suits smell bad and you buy them at the thrift store for a dollar.
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Buy some real clothes, stupid!
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You didn't actually say this.
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I changed it cause I am very wacky and your are an idiot.
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I mocked every single line of your post.
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That's how much it sucked!
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Love,
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Tubesock
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P.S. HAHAHAHA, Pokemon loser!!
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[Jixby Phillips]

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[Tubesock]

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You need to reword your reply a little better. I think you've got some of the grammar wrong.

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I think I saw Bart Simpson write the same thing on a blackboard.

[Jixby Phillips]

OKAY, FIRST :lol THIS HAPPNENED:

You need to reword your reply a little better. I think you've got some of the grammar wrong.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN... :lol

I think I saw Bart Simpson write the same thing on a blackboard.

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[Tubesock]

Anyone who quotes this message sucks Cap'n Crunch's sweaty balls.

[agroskaterik]

I want to suck Cap'n Crunch's sweaty balls.

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[Jixby Phillips]

Anyone who quotes this message sucks Cap'n Crunch's sweaty balls.

GROSS!

[Perndog]

NO.