Seriously, who hates Carni?

[Carnivore]

I know that it will kill some of you to give me any feeling of personal satisfaction, but there are certain people I want to hate or, at least, really dislike me, so if you hate me I'd appreciate it if you let me know. Try to quantify your hatred too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or follow it with a descritpive phrase like "I hate you more than being anally penetrated by a 14" dildo with rusty nails sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't hate me here in an attempt to annoy me and ruin the spirit of this thread, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.

[choptop]

Who could hate the living representation of meat eating?

[The Retro Kat]

Im sorry, I dont talk to you enough to hate me, but I'm sure if you give it time, it'll grow on me.

[Ninjavenom]

i still love you, Carni. :love

[Black Flag]

I don't hate you but one time you totally caught me offguard when we were playing starcraft...and another time we were playing as a team and i was totally rocking but you died super early and i lost cause it was two on one.

[James]

The thing I like about Carni, is that he's almost like a really good character. He comes out of nowhere once in a while, and spouts something that basically screams, "I'M CARNIVORE!" And it's just great. :)

[McClain]

Carnivore is a helluva guy. We've been through some shit together (REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME!? EHE HAHAHAHAH!) so I can honestly say that I hate his guts more than anyone on this board. He's lucky we haven't met in real life 'cause I'd make that midget EMT eat my ass like a BLT.

[Evil Robot]

I find anything carni posts to be relavent and more coherent than the average user. He also has an honest to god kill count as part of his sig. How many people can make that claim?

[TeRRaNuSER]

are any of us supposed to know who you are?

btw id rape you carni and your two opponents 4on1 with any race =\

[The_Rorschach]

I still owe you a steak dinner. . .I can't afford to hate you until I make good on it.

I also owe Mock like three years in dues and board contributions. I'm not allowed to hate him either :/

[Les Waste]

Well Terranuser, maybe you might know who Carnivore is had you started posting here more than three weeks ago. No wait, that's crazy talk. You still wouldn't know who Carnivore is, as you don't know anything. My mistake.

[TeRRaNuSER]

are any of us supposed to know who you are?

[noob3]

You can't say "us" here yet, Ian.

[TeRRaNuSER]

are any of us suppost to be insulted by that?

[Les Waste]

LOL @ U

[MK IV]

I havent been here long enough to hate anybody , so 1/10 I hate Carni about as much as custard :)

[kellychaos]

I find him funny and intelligent even when he rips on me. He doesn't really post enough to really feel like a nuisance (re: myself) but when he does, he's usually correct, IMHO. That's my $.02 anyway.

[Lenor]

I LOVE CARNI!!!!! and always have and will!!!

No seriously, i dont hate anyone.



dude, who wants to play some starcraft, ID rock anyones ass on here!!!

[mburbank]

On a scale of 1 to ten I hate Carni a billion, but that's the exact amount I hate you all.

[Carnivore]

This sucks. I think that 80% are worth less than my shit, and you don't even have the God-damned common courtesy to dislike me in return.

Lenor, if you could go back to not posting here again, that would be great. Seriously. If you could terminate your existence, that would be even better.

TeRRaNuSER, the arbitrary capitalization of letters in your user name is an excellent indicator as to what we can expect the quality of your posts to be. The indication is that they are completely worthless.

Noob3, shouldn't you be starting 20 new threads about absolutely nothing instead of replying to an existent one and actually staying somewhat on subject?

I'm going to be gone until Wednesday. I'm moving and will be offline until that time. I expect to see better here when I return, although I don't know why I expect anything remotely good to come from a group of fucking cretins like all of you.

[James]

I think I missed some of your body counts. What were #13 and #14?

[Carnivore]

Anterior myocardial infarction and drowning, if memory serves.

Stay on the subject, you bloody mongoloid.

[mburbank]

you are nice

[Krythor]

http://www.wythevilleofficesupply.com/babies.jpg

[Carnivore]

Yeah, thanks for your contribution, fuckstick. There's nothing cooler than posting a completely irrelevant, useless picture. Next time you feel like doing it, smash your monitor and slit your throat with the glass.

[Krythor]

http://testpics.homestead.com/files/bwigwamm.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

I rather be ass-raped by the man in Carni's avatar than read another one of his posts. FUCKER. I HATE YOU.

[The Retro Kat]

I hate you, Carni, because you are so fucking l33t to anyone else. You fucking jizz ass cock sucking tubesock fucking queerbag. I hate you :) .

[Command Prompt]

Have you ever had the chance to use the defibullator? That thing rocks more than the jaws of life.

Or have you ever had anyone in a verntical flatline and had to stab them in the chest with one of those big mother fucking adrenaline needles? DOES IT REALLY WORK LIKE IT DOES ON PULP FICTION?
CAUSE IF IT DID THAT WOULD ROCK

PS I STILL HAVE THE BEST JOB ON THIS BOARD YOU FAG EMT BECAUSE THEY WERE SHOOTING THAT STUPID GAY MOVIE TODAY IN OUR PARKADE AND I SNUCK ON THE SET AND RICHARD GERE WALKED PAST ME AND IGNORED ME NOT ONCE BUT TWICE !!!!!! I SHIT YOU NOT

SO DID SUSSAN SURANDON OR WHATEVER BUT I COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT ABOUT HER SHE IS LIKE 2 FEET TALL IN REAL LIFE AND LOOKS LIKE THE CRYPTKEEPER.

[Rev. Danno]

Carni I don't hate you. If you posted more I might. Stop being an insuccrure prick. If you don't care if people hate don't fucking post this shit... I know people hate me. Even Wiffles hates me!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.the-callahans.com/susete/Pictures/drew-and-dog.jpg

Valentines 98
Yes, Andrew's face is a mess, can you guess that one of the dogs finished eating his snack?

[glowbelly]

hate is such a strong word :(

[ziggytrix]

I think you're pretentious, but I don't hate you Carnivore. :)

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.the-callahans.com/susete/Pictures/drew-and-dog.jpg

I want one of those dogs to turn on that fucking child.

[Carnivore]

Carni I don't hate you. If you posted more I might. Stop being an insuccrure prick. If you don't care if people hate don't fucking post this shit... I know people hate me. Even Wiffles hates me!

Insecurity is not what motivated me to make this thread. I was simply hoping to be entertained by all the brainless fuckwits I hate so very much. Why do you have to ruin shit? >: First, you fucked up the voting in the first Mock War and now this!

[Perndog]

Brainless fuckwit #4972 here with a message for Carni:

Bitch, bitch, whine, whine, boo hoo. Say something positive before we weaklings join together and pummel you. >:

[The Retro Kat]

I fucking hate the shit out of Carni, he is a fucking testicle jugglar. :)

Shut the fuck up perndog, you stupid ass munch (3rd grade stlye).

[Big McLargehuge]

I wish Carni would post more :(


















NOT >:

[TeRRaNuSER]

I wish Big McLargehuge would post more























no seriously..

[mburbank]

Thanks for ruining this thread.

[Protoclown]

having met carni i can say with confidence what a GIGANTIC FUCKING PRICK he is

i hope he NEVER COMES BACK TO RICHMOND, especially any time SOON, and i am CERTAINLY NEVER DRIVING ALL THE WAY UP TO VISIT THAT COCKSMITH (THIS IS NEW INSULT FROM FREDDY VS JASON, LOL) SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE >:

[kellychaos]

Cocksmithing ... the forgotten art ... I never knew Carni was an artisan of such stature. :blowme :)

[Protoclown]

No, dude. Fuck. Seriously. I didn't mean for people to start saying anything that stupid.

[Helm]

I am AMBIVALENT >:

[kellychaos]

Cocksmith!! >: