"Characters"?

[Marilyn666]

People say alot of things about someone being a "character", I just want to know what that means.

[glowbelly]

it means you aren't real and god hates you, hence: YOU'RE A CHARACTER.

[ScruU2wice]

glowbelly makes me :lol

[FartinMowler]

A Character is someone that makes more than one persona. I gave up trying to figure out who might be who. I always think that James is Rongi and Chojin is characters like Hollycaust.

[Esuohlim]

Let's try to guess who is whose character, guys!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM CAP'N CRUNCH'S CHARACTER. :lol :(

[Angry Rasta]

I FUCKING HATE CHARACTERS!! DO YOU PEOPLE THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?! "OH, I'LL START ANOTHER ACCOUNT AND PRETEND TO BE SOMEON ELSE, EXCEPT WITH A REAL OBVIOUS AND BLATANT GIMMICK, AND IT WILL ONLY BE FUN NOT ONLY FOR OTHER PEOPLE BUT FOR MYSELF AS WELL IF AND ONLY IF EVERYONE PRETENDS THAT MY CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY A REAL POSTER AND NOT JUST SOME MORON'S ALTERNATE ACCOUNT."

HAILLE H. SELASSIE, YOU STRAIGHT HAIRED, SOAP USING, NON-JAH PRAISING SONS OF BASTARDS PISS ME OFF TO NO END, MON!

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[mburbank]

I'd just like to take a moment to thank you for totally ruining a great thread.

[Psycho Squid]

What is this? Some kind of joke?

[Les Waste]

Wait, wait, wait. I thought Violently Angry Rasta IS a character! :eek :eek

[Perndog]

I'm Alphonse's character.

[Alphonse]

I'm Perndog's character.

[Tarzan]

If I were a person I'd be the equivalant of one of those guys who washes your windows with a squigee except I wouldn't have arms so I'd just drool all over my naked chest and rub my tits on your car. :(

[Skulhedface]

You might as well turn this into the "Post Your Characters Here" thread.

[Mister Sarcastic]

I'm sure characters are really fun to use. :rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

The David Spade avatar fit better.

[Mister Sarcastic]

Could you suck any more, Skulhedface? :rolleyes

[choptop]

Guess whose character I am you commie motherfuckers!

[Perndog]

I'm proud to say that none of my video game characters will be making an appearance in this thread, because they consider themselves above it.

[Alex Kidd]

Hi! :)

I wish Sega would make a 3D platform game for me like they did for Sonic. I'm living in an abandoned particle board dresser box under a bridge in Miracle World. I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A PENSION >:

[James]

I had the greatest, and the worst, characters on EZBoard.

As I stated before, I tried making a really annoying kid who claimed to be an HTML expert. That didn't pan out, because I had no way of showing off (poor) HTML skills without using my own geocities page.

And my other character... *sigh* OK, OK... I'll let the truth be known. I was Dead Baby.

[pissed off salesman]

HOLY FUCK! That was YOU?!

[Les Waste]

I thought it was common knowledge that James was Dead Baby :(

I also think James is the Triad brothers, but that's just an assumption. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I think I was the only one who thought Dead Baby was funny.

[Rongi]

I was Joey The Goth around the end of the ezboards.

Nobody even noticed him :/

[GADZOOKS]

Nobody would have noticed you now if you didn't post so much you freakish feind

-Colin Mochire

[James]

GREETINGS FROM THE GRAVE!

Yeah, I figured it was a given that I was Dead Baby. I loved that character. ;)

And no, I'm not the Triad brothers. I already did my Asian gimmick (Super Crew), so I wouldn't start a new one so quickly.

[Rongi]

Nobody would have noticed you now if you didn't post so much you freakish feind

-Colin Mochire

Shut up milhouse :|

[Supafly345]

I have a character named "Darth Pyrone" where I am a fah-lay-ming starwars action figure with kung-fu rainbow grip. He has a boyfriend, 1 kid, and drives a saturn. He uses the power of the force to swoop in on people during intercourse to give suggestions about safe sex and tell them how fab-u-lous they are looking.

[GADZOOKS]

Nobody would have noticed you now if you didn't post so much you freakish feind

-Colin Mochire

Shut up milhouse :|

You mean shutup Gadzooks :lol

-skoozdag

[Command Prompt]

Fuck this thread >:

[AChimp]

I'm C:\.

[Big McLargehuge]

I am The voice of reason.

[Les Waste]

Mockery is one of my more unsuccessful character. I wish people would actually like that character like they like my Jixby Phillips character. People can't seem to get enough of him for that reason.

If that joke wasn't already dead, I sure did it in :(

[Scott Baio is back]

I'm really glad this thread got started, cuz I'm actually known to be one HECK of a "character actor" within 'the biz.' (p.s.- that's what we call the acting business in Hollywood).

I've done Shakespeare in the park, and in my jail cell. I'm a really nice guy ya know....

[George Carlin]

Shut the fuck up, or I'll make me a new sitcom...

"Georgie's In Charge".

[Command Prompt]

You wish you could be me.

PS QUIT DELETING MY BIGGER PIMPING PICTURE FS YOU F4GGOT
COBRA TRIANGLE HELICOPTER BOAT ROCKS ALL

[FS]

...what?

[Esuohlim]

I'll admit right now that I am Mister Sarcastic, and I'm NOT GADZOOKS.

[Marilyn666]

Whats the point of having a character?

[whoreable]

Dead Baby's avatar was great.

Esuohlim you were mister sarcastic??? I had no idea!

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes

[Rongi]

You are TOTALLY gadzooks man.

Fess up >:

I actually had no idea you where Mr. Sarcastic

Unless you're being sarcastic

:dunce

[James]

Dead Baby's avatar was great.

Dead Baby didn't have a user pic. I just inserted a picture into all my posts, like Some Black Guy.

[Esuohlim]

All I know about GADZOOKS is that he's trying to act like my character. :(

LOL NO SARCASM :(

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