The Tubesock Challenge: Part 2

[Tubesock]

Big Papa Goat was right. I'm back.

Help a brother out by giving him the best mock you can. I'm still a newbie and nowhere near mock-war competition quality. Hopefully, one day, I can become so trained-up that I enter the mock Olympics and win a gold medal made of chocolate.

So, start the mocking, you scrotums!

[Les Waste]

No.

[Eternal_Champion]

It can't be chocolate and gold. >:

[Soul*Assassin]

well, it could be chocolate covered. Or the chocolate could be gold plated. hmmmmmmmm :fu

[ScruU2wice]

FOOD FORUM :rolleyes

[Schimid]

I'm gonna feel like a fag for saying this, but ScrewU2wice is getting a little better. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBESOCK, MORE LIKE CHICKEN POXS.

[Les Waste]

I like ScruU2wice :/

[Perndog]

I like pizza.

[Schimid]

FOOD FORUM :rolleyes

>:

[Esuohlim]

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/baseball2.txt

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.ivcc.edu/btc/images/photos/man-thumbs-up.jpg

[Professor Cool]

Welcome to the I-mockery Mock Wars!

Morons Need Not Apply

[Tubesock]

Les Waste: You have a Johnny 5 avatar! Everyone knows Johnny 5 is a retarded robot, so your opinion has no weight in the matter!

Also, your South Park avatar is stupid! South Park Pirates??? Next thing you'll be doing South Park Ninjas, which look like ugly pimples with bandaids on them!

Eternal_Champion, Soul Assassin, and ScruU2wice: Shut up about food, you fatties! Try and concerntrate on the mocking!

Schimid: No one asked about your opinions on ScruU2wice. If you want to talk about him, go make your own topic called "ScruU2wice and why I want his babies!"

Perndog: You're not a real pirate cause pirates drink ale and go YARR HAR HAR, and you did neither of these things. Also, they don't like pizza. That's why Mario doesn't jump up and go "Mama mia! I-a-steal your pieces-of-eight!". So get rid of your avatar, baldy.

Al Roker: Posting your images upside-down may be funny on the weather channel, but it doesn't make a good mock here. Go back to Mockland and learn how to mock, you unmocking weatherman fatty.

Retro Kat: What is that? Bill Cosby?? Or is it a black Fonzie going "Ayyyy". Either way, it's got nothing to do with this topic. Go bumchum with Al Roker back to Mockland and learn the ways of the ancient mock artists.

Professor Cool: What you said was very uncool. Your name is untrue. Not only that, you're a clerk. I met a clerk down at the 7-11 and I said, "Get me a Slurpee!" And the clerk got me a hotdog cause he couldn't understand English. Hahaha Professor Cool, why can't you get me my Slurpee?!

[MK IV]

No.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/jamesearljones.txt

[Perndog]

No.

[freakachu420]

Give up, Tubesock. Everyone thinks you're retarded. :rolleyes No one is going to waste good mocks on you. That's why even on your own thread people are talking about everything but you.

"Wah, pay attention to me! I use big words and say things that aren't funny! WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?" :boohoo

[ScruU2wice]

How many people have pirate avatars now?

[Esuohlim]

They all copied me. :(

[CaptainBubba]

I made mine for a specific Les Waste post.

Next thing you'll be doing South Park Ninjas, which look like ugly pimples with bandaids on them!

Ya! You are a stupid idiot, like a person who can't add 2+2!! OMG I so dissed you!!! Take it! take it all! See, cuz 2+2 is easy and you can't even do it! Notice how I didnt beat around the bush or use even a speck of wit? Its this kind of "mocking" thats really the highlight of your posts. I wish to learn under you.

[freakachu420]

Captian Bubba is teh sex.

But his avatar is a little red "x". :(

Hey, I rhymed. I'm automatically more clever then tubesock.

[Les Waste]

:rolleyes @ Tubesock

And OMG I thought that picture Retro Cat posted looked familiar!

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Bearshit.txt

As you can see, I made a lense flare on his teeth cause I fucking suck :(

and everyone go here to see my Sitcom Super Pals:

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/adultswim

read Kon's newest article too cause it's hilarious

[Big Papa Goat]

I'm not happy that I was right :(

[Tubesock]

freakachu: You like to hump Charmander in the butt so shut up before he sets fire to your balls.

CaptainBubba: You're an inbred pirate that can't get his avatar to work, though you can add which is pretty good. But if you can't work the avatar button, you don't deserve to say anything in this post. Now go back to special ed class, math-boy!

And if you wish to learn under me, first get on your knees!

Les Waste: Stop reposting stupid pictures. This is the "Mock Tubesock" thread, not the "Post Stupid Pictures of Bill Cosby that Retardo Cat Posted a Few Minutes Ago Before He Felched A Three-Legged Dog". Learn from CaptainBubba, cause he knows math.

Papa Goat: No one cares if you've got your jollies or not. So take some more wildlife pictures like that stupid animal you've got in your avatar. It doesn't look anything like a goat. You get the failure mark: F-

[Perndog]

NO.

[Professor Cool]

Professor Cool: What you said was very uncool. Your name is untrue. Not only that, you're a clerk. I met a clerk down at the 7-11 and I said, "Get me a Slurpee!" And the clerk got me a hotdog cause he couldn't understand English. Hahaha Professor Cool, why can't you get me my Slurpee?!

This may BLOW your MIND, but I don't work a at 7-11, i work at a video store. Although i wish i did work at a 7-11 so I can put anthrax in your slurpee...

[Big Papa Goat]

BIG PAPA BOSTERICH!
My avatar pic is the best thing you're ever going to witness Tubesock. And what jollies? I'm actually kind of happy your back, you're almost, almost but not quite as good as the late VinceZeb.

[Les Waste]

Les Waste: Stop reposting stupid pictures. This is the "Mock Tubesock" thread, not the "Post Stupid Pictures of Bill Cosby that Retardo Cat Posted a Few Minutes Ago Before He Felched A Three-Legged Dog". Learn from CaptainBubba, cause he knows math.
Did you even read my post? I made that picture months ago, stupid. Why are you even trying? Don't you think it's pointless to "mock" people you don't even know? Don't you think you should at least browse the forums for at least some time so you can tell which poster here to call a Dance Dance Revolution, pink shirt wearing, tri-sexual faggot, instead of arbitrarily assiging pointless and stupid cliches to people?

Jesus Z. Christ, Tubesock. You eat brown.

[Tubesock]

This may BLOW your MIND, but I don't work a at 7-11, i work at a video store. Although i wish i did work at a 7-11 so I can put anthrax in your slurpee...

Holy shit! That did blow my mind! In fact, I creamed my pants too! I'm glad you get to sit on your fat ass all day at Blockbuster and watch 'Care Bears Hug Each Other's Asses' all day! Besides, I've already tasted anthrax. It tastes like sherbert.

My avatar pic is the best thing you're ever going to witness Tubesock. And what jollies? I'm actually kind of happy your back, you're almost, almost but not quite as good as the late VinceZeb.

No, your avatar needs boobs. And who is VinceZeb?

Did you even read my post? I made that picture months ago, stupid. Why are you even trying? Don't you think it's pointless to "mock" people you don't even know? Don't you think you should at least browse the forums for at least some time so you can tell which poster here to call a Dance Dance Revolution, pink shirt wearing, tri-sexual faggot, instead of arbitrarily assiging pointless and stupid cliches to people?

Jesus Z. Christ, Tubesock. You eat brown.

No, I didn't read all of your post. I think it went something like "Tubesock is stupid. Believe in Jesus. I like brownies. TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA." And I already told you why I'm trying, stupid!!! I want to be a beefy mocker and the best way is to charge in blindly! Like John Rambo! YAAAAAAAAR!!! *kills the terrorists*

And why would you make a picture of Bill Cosby or Urkel or whoever it is?! That's stupid!!! You could be curing cancer instead!

As for your "Don't you think it's pointless mocking people you don't know and hey I'm a hippie, let's all be friends and sing Cat Stevens before we mock each other", I'm not one for your touchy-feely-grab-my-buttocks style of mocking. I'm sure it's okay for yourself to get to know that DDR, pink shirt, fart sniffer is, but if I were the DDR, pink shirt, fart sniffer, I'd say "Les Waste, do not touch my toned buttocks while I'm trying on this pink shirt and playing DDR!" Luckily, I don't wear pink and would laugh at the sight of a disabled kid playing DDR. So, I'm afraid we can't be together in electric dreams, Les Waste. You'll have to find someone else to have erect-nipple wetdream, pink shirt, DDR fantasies over.

[freakachu420]

I'm beginning to wonder what the hell this guy is on.... apparently, he hasn't been taking his smart pills...

Hey Tubesock: :fu

You're missing the point here. You won't become a beefy mocker. Because nobody cares enough about your pointless, not-funny drivel to mock you back. End of story.

[Les Waste]

You fucking suck. I hope your mom gets a brain tumor and you cry so much due to grief that you can't post on the internet any more so I never have to read any of your retard-ass, totally random so OMG ITS SO RANDOM IT HAS TO BE FUNNY PLEASE ACCEPT ME FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WANT TO BE ACCEPTED idiot posts.

You are a pubic crap in the tangled, bushy genitals of society, and you deserved to be tiny-combed to death, you cunt >:

[Tubesock]

freakachu: Smart pills and a smiley doing the finger! Christ, next time Leno or Conan or some other dickhead auditions for new acts, you should go. Your "Smart Pills and Smiley" routine is the icecream on the shit sandwich.

Also, I know you care about my pointless, non-funny drivel cause you keep replying. So, NOT END OF STORY!!! (OMG I'M USING CAPS!!!)

P.S. HAHAHAHAHA Pokemon loser! Go catch 'em all, fool!

Les Waste: Calm down cause you sound like you lost your frilly little dress that you wore on you wedding day. Let Doctor Tubesock have a look at you and find out what's troubling you.

Hmmmm...

You are suffering from a condition called "Dickheaditis". I think you caught it from freakachu. I will administer the antidote: a kickbox to your ugly head.

Also, I'm not replying to your girly challenge in the other thread cause I'm afraid that you will fondle my buttocks. There is no future for us. Trust me. I don't play DDR or wear pink shirts like your sissy friends from your Oprah Book Of The Month Club meetings. I have to let you down easy cause you are very sensitive to rejection. But don't worry. My heart will GO ON!!!!

[Anonymous]

Part one was a lot better

[freakachu420]

I wasn't trying to be funny. I was telling you to go away. Apparently you once again have missed the point.

[Anonymous]

do not insult me

[CaptainBubba]

My avatar looks fine to me.

Tubesock, your posts are stupid. Its like when you were born someone said, "hey look, this person has no brain". Are you partaking in the sex with men as well? I would wager it is so and as you are not actually partaking in said actions you will find yourself insulted by my suggestion. Maybe you are ugly. I can't very well confirm this theory but I would bet my INCREDIBLY small cock (grain of sand) that you are very hard to look at without the pukings or the gaggings.

If you are older than the first trimester I weep for the world.

[ScruU2wice]

freakachu: You like to hump Charmander in the butt so shut up before he sets fire to your balls.

You are suffering from a condition called "Dickheaditis".
And why would you make a picture of Bill Cosby or Urkel or whoever it is?! That's stupid!!! You could be curing cancer instead!

Go bumchum with Al Roker back to Mockland and learn the ways of the ancient mock artists.


:rolleyes

http://www.ivcc.edu/btc/images/photos/man-thumbs-up.jpg

FUCKIN BILL COSBY >:

[Perndog]

NO.

[Esuohlim]

That picture is hilarious to me because I saw a commercial about a credit union or something, and it had words scrolling up along with people, and he was one of them. :(

[Les Waste]

That picture is funnier when it has the words "BEAR SHIT!" on it and the black guy's tooth is shining.

[ScruU2wice]

I already quoted alotta lines and i felt like quoting the one with only the picture in it :(

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/Bearshit.txt


:lol :lol :lol

[Tubesock]

I wasn't trying to be funny. I was telling you to go away. Apparently you once again have missed the point.

I haven't missed the point... OF YOUR FAT UGLY HEAD, MISS FAT UGLY HEAD! HAR HAR HAR HAR! (shutup, pokemon freak!)

My avatar looks fine to me.

Tubesock, your posts are stupid. Its like when you were born someone said, "hey look, this person has no brain". Are you partaking in the sex with men as well? I would wager it is so and as you are not actually partaking in said actions you will find yourself insulted by my suggestion. Maybe you are ugly. I can't very well confirm this theory but I would bet my INCREDIBLY small cock (grain of sand) that you are very hard to look at without the pukings or the gaggings.

If you are older than the first trimester I weep for the world.

Finstly, your avatar looks like a fart.

Second of all, I skipped over most of your post because my Internet Explorer Retard Detector was going "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP" before it exploded my computer. But I got the skinny bones of what you were saying: "Tubesock is an idiot! He is gay! He is ugly! JUDO CHOP!!". I think what you meant to say is I am very sexy and intelligent cause the only one who is an idiot, gay, and ugly is you. I know this cause the police came to my school and told our class. They said they were looking for a gay, ugly idiot who flashed some children on the special education bus. Then they showed me your photo. This is just a warning, but don't hang out at any bus stops cause they cops are planning a raid.

ScruU2wice: Please reply with something a bit more challenging than a smiley. The fat kid next door replied to me with a smiley before I kicked the shit out of him. Now he is a skinny kid. Let that be a lesson to you all: Smilies are a lousy comeback against my ninja skills.

[Big Papa Goat]

Why is the kid skinny now? Are you saying you cut him open and ritualistically removed his innards before consuming them in an act of perverse worship to your perverted pagan patheon? Seriously Tubesock, if you want to do something evil and satanic, goat fucking is much less illegal, and no, that was not an offer for you to give me teh secks, despite your intense desire to do so, owing to your past admissions of animal secks loving. Sick fuck.

[Perndog]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[Professor Cool]

you sir, are one of a kind!

[Les Waste]

Tubesock, you'd better fucking pray to Shiva that you're a character >:

[Sam]

Finstly, your avatar looks like a fart.

I HAVE NEVER VIEWED A FART BEFORE, BUT I THINK YOU MAY BE LYING TUBESOCK. >:

[CaptainBubba]

By means of my amazing time tested analysis process I have deduced that tubesock is a 9 year old boy. He is considered very funny in his elementary school. He does not yet understand sarcasm, so there is no reason to bother talking to him. This is now a google image search thread.

[Big Papa Goat]

I thought I'd try looking up pictures of 9 year old boys to represent our good friend, but all I got was porn :( :wank

[Cap'n Crunch]

NAMES TO CALL TUBESOCK:

BOOBCOCK
LUBEDCOCK
ANKLE SOCK
CHICKEN POX :(
DOODOOSOCK
TUBECOCK
TUBELOCK
LUBELOCK :(
STUPID FACE. >:

[Tubesock]

Why is the kid skinny now? Are you saying you cut him open and ritualistically removed his innards before consuming them in an act of perverse worship to your perverted pagan patheon? Seriously Tubesock, if you want to do something evil and satanic, goat fucking is much less illegal, and no, that was not an offer for you to give me teh secks, despite your intense desire to do so, owing to your past admissions of animal secks loving. Sick fuck.

He is skinny cause I beat the shit out of him. And I don't know what you are talking about with the goat fucking, but your avatar still needs boobs before you can talk about any fucking.

Tubesock, you'd better fucking pray to Shiva that you're a character

Oh yes, I am very much a character! That is what all the girls say: "Oh, Tubesock! You are such a character! Make love to us and keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!"

I HAVE NEVER VIEWED A FART BEFORE, BUT I THINK YOU MAY BE LYING TUBESOCK.

I do not tell lies. Then again, I could be lying.

By means of my amazing time tested analysis process I have deduced that tubesock is a 9 year old boy. He is considered very funny in his elementary school. He does not yet understand sarcasm, so there is no reason to bother talking to him. This is now a google image search thread.

I am scared of people who have a time tested analysis process, cause usually it means they are a 43 year old man wanting 9 year old booty. Stay away from me, CaptainBubba. I don't want your sailboat anywhere near me.

I thought I'd try looking up pictures of 9 year old boys to represent our good friend, but all I got was porn

See!!!

P.S. Put boobs in your avatar. And you still haven't told me about VinceWhateverHisNameIs.

NAMES TO CALL TUBESOCK:

BOOBCOCK
LUBEDCOCK
ANKLE SOCK
CHICKEN POX
DOODOOSOCK
TUBECOCK
TUBELOCK
LUBELOCK
STUPID FACE.

Do not name me after your family, Mr Rice Bubbles. Instead, go fuck Cocopops Monkey up the butt.

[Cap'n Crunch]

It's Cocopuffs, and he is a bird. :rolleyes

[Professor Cool]

A four-way with the rice krispy elves would have been funnier..

FAILED


THE MONKEY IS COCO KRISP

[Cap'n Crunch]

Either cereal and/or mascot is acceptable.

[Perndog]

TWO MAD FACES FOR EVERY TUBESOCK POST FROM NOW ON.



http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif
http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[ScruU2wice]

Please reply with something a bit more challenging than a smiley. The fat kid next door replied to me with a smiley before I kicked the shit out of him. Now he is a skinny kid. Let that be a lesson to you all: Smilies are a lousy comeback against my ninja skills.

I love to see you kick my ass from FUCKIN AUSTRALIA. >:
>: >:
>:

[The Retro Kat]

This could have been a bear shit thread if you didn't post in it, tubesock.



IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BUTT NOW TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST MOCKING AND JUST SUCKING SO MUCH I WANT YOU TO SUCK ME TOO LOL BECAUSE IM GAY AND YOURE GAY AND WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF GAY SEX IN THE BUTT WITH BLOOD AND LUBE AND STITCHES AND BLACK PEOPLE!

[CaptainBubba]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/sweetwilkinsart/Roadkill%20Dog.jpg

[Tubesock]

I am very popular, it seems. :)

It's Cocopuffs, and he is a bird.

You fucked it so you would know, cocobird fucker! (Note: In Australia, it is a monkey. He wears a baseball cap and looks for treasure. Where is the treasure? It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt! Surprise treasure!!!!)

A four-way with the rice krispy elves would have been funnier..

I am not here to help with your breakfast cereal fantasies. I am here to practise my mocking, fool! Go stick your small penis in a bowl of crispy elves or whatever is it that takes your fancy. Just remember to add milk.

TWO MAD FACES FOR EVERY TUBESOCK POST FROM NOW ON.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, your faces are totally mad!

I love to see you kick my ass from FUCKIN AUSTRALIA.

I have very long legs, smiley boy!

This could have been a bear shit thread if you didn't post in it, tubesock.

IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BUTT NOW TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST MOCKING AND JUST SUCKING SO MUCH I WANT YOU TO SUCK ME TOO LOL BECAUSE IM GAY AND YOURE GAY AND WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF GAY SEX IN THE BUTT WITH BLOOD AND LUBE AND STITCHES AND BLACK PEOPLE!

What is this post talking about? Not even my teacher understood it and she is supersmart! Go back to school because your post is poofterised! Also, take your chubby fingers off the shift button because your capital letters make you sound like a poop!

Then again, maybe I can introduce you to someone you might like. He likes people who wear pink shirts and who play DDR. He sounds like your type.

[Sam]

Retro, can I still stick my needle filled willy in your vaganus??? :)

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.milesdavis.com/images/covers/119%20Tutu.jpg

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.themotet.net/pics/Halloween/Tutu-Paul.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh yes, I am very much a character! That is what all the girls say: "Oh, Tubesock! You are such a character! Make love to us and keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!

You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.

[ScruU2wice]

It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt!
:/
keep us safe from Les Waste who is Les FartyMcFartfart!
:/
Not even my teacher understood it and she is supersmart! Go back to school because your post is poofterised!
:/
your capital letters make you sound like a poop!
:/

YOUR BURNING US ALL WITH YOUR 4TH GRADE MENTALITY... :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

(Note: In Australia, it is a monkey. He wears a baseball cap and looks for treasure. Where is the treasure? It is in Cap'n Crunch's butt! Surprise treasure!!!!)

COCO KRISPIES, NOT COCO PUFFS. >: I AM PRETTY SURE WHAT CARTOON MASCOT I HAVE SEX WITH. >:

[Perndog]

I LIKE PEACHES.


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[Tubesock]

You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.

Then shut up, Al Fatty Roker, or I will punch your ugly weatherman face until it explodes.

YOUR BURNING US ALL WITH YOUR 4TH GRADE MENTALITY...

At last the truth comes out!

P.S. GET YOUR FAT FINGERS OFF THE CAPS!!! SHIT, YOU'VE MADE ME SO ANGRY THAT I'm doing it! Ah, that's better. Where was I? Oh yes -- ScruU2wice eats Cap'n Crunch's poopflakes!


COCO KRISPIES, NOT COCO PUFFS. I AM PRETTY SURE WHAT CARTOON MASCOT I HAVE SEX WITH.

Then get your fat buttocks off the shift button and go hump the mascot! Also, ScruU2wice wants poopflakes! Get them for him before I deliver ninja kicks!

I LIKE PEACHES.

Finally, someone says something that makes sense!

[Big Papa Goat]

:/

[Perndog]

CAT STEVENS IS MY HERO.

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[Esuohlim]

Then shut up, Al Fatty Roker, or I will punch your ugly weatherman face until it explodes.

You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.

[ScruU2wice]

http://www3.sympatico.ca/t.frank/jpegs/toughguy.jpg

[Tubesock]

You see? Comebacks like this are exactly why I'm not wasting my time.

Idiot! You did waste your time cause you replied. You are either stupid or a liar. By the way, I like your use of italics, penisbreath.

Listen carefully, Al Roker: Please remove the anal beads from your buttocks or else I will hire a midget to kick your fat, dough-filled shins and throw a custard pie at your ugly, stay-puff face. Then my midget will kick your flabby arse, which will disrupt the entire universe due to the hypnotic ripples in your butter-filled flab sending out ultra-sonic disruption butt-fart-waves.

By the way, I've noticed people giving up on the mocking and posting pretty pictures instead. This must mean people are scared to reply and thus I have advanced an extra ninja level in my mocking abilities. See, it just goes to show what happens when Barbara Bush inspires you to achieve your greatest. SAY NO TO DRUGS! HAHAHAHA (loserdickfarturkelpoop! :) )

[Supafly345]

Your comebacks are terribly longwinded and boring. They are not clever nor are they painful. Or am I behind the times and jokes about farts and butts are suddenly funny again?

If you were a shoe, you would be a cheap knockoff of a third-party rip-off of a crappy Molasian slipper.

[Tubesock]

Your comebacks are terribly longwinded and boring.

Okay then, expert mocker! I expect your mocks to be at least 10x better than mine!

They are not clever nor are they painful.

Hmm. This isn't 10x better than mine yet. Maybe you're building up to something.

Or am I behind the times and jokes about farts and butts are suddenly funny again?

Still no good. You have one last line to be 10x better than my supermocks.

If you were a shoe, you would be a cheap knockoff of a third-party rip-off of a crappy Molasian slipper.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I get it! It's a joke about shoes! Holy hell! I was so wrong! You changed my mind completely! Jokes about shoes are definately 10x better than anything on the planet! In fact, I'm going to send your application to the TV station so you can have your own self-styled sticom, called "Supafly: The Man Who Makes Shoes Jokes". It'll be way funnier than Life With Bonnie or that one with Jim Belushi.

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic, Mr Unfunny Shoe Joker! HA! Suck that bitch! Why don't you go stop making stupid shoe jokes and go write a delightful comedy like Four Weddings And A Funeral. Oh wait, you would write Four Shoelaces And A Bootsrap because, according to you, that is highbrow humour. Hyuck hyuck hyuck!

Now if I wrote it, it would be Four Fartfaces And How Supafly Sucks Anus. That movie would rule, especially if I wrote jokes about Mexican bandits! And it would have boobs in it too!

Anyway, the only shoe jokes people like is if I kick your face many times with my shoes and everyone laughs! It is like slapstick, only difference is you are a fartsniffer!

[Perndog]

DAMN IT YOU BASTARD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR MY TWO MAD FACES TO POST AGAIN NOW I HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

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[Supafly345]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I get it! It's a joke about shoes! Holy hell! I was so wrong! You changed my mind completely! Jokes about shoes are definately 10x better than anything on the planet! In fact, I'm going to send your application to the TV station so you can have your own self-styled sticom, called "Supafly: The Man Who Makes Shoes Jokes". It'll be way funnier than Life With Bonnie or that one with Jim Belushi.

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic, Mr Unfunny Shoe Joker! HA! Suck that bitch! Why don't you go stop making stupid shoe jokes and go write a delightful comedy like Four Weddings And A Funeral. Oh wait, you would write Four Shoelaces And A Bootsrap because, according to you, that is highbrow humour. Hyuck hyuck hyuck!

Now if I wrote it, it would be Four Fartfaces And How Supafly Sucks Anus. That movie would rule, especially if I wrote jokes about Mexican bandits! And it would have boobs in it too!
Who is this guy? You call him an idiot and he just acts more like an idiot.
I've got an idea... I am not very good at talking in 'Idiot' but I will give it a shot.

Ahem,

YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!!! YOU LIKE TO EAT SIEMEN!!!
YOUR BRAIN IS MADE OF SHIT AND YOU LIKE TO PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR BRAIN AND EAT THE BRAIN BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD TO YOU BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE!!! GET IT??? I CALLED YOU A SHIT EATER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC MR.SHITBRAIN EATER!!!!! YOU LIKE MOVIES ALOT SO I PUT YOU IN THE WIZARD OF OZ BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID ONE IN THAT SHOW!!!!!

Cough, cough. Ugh.
Now if that doesn't get through than I have no more options. You can't tell a moron he is stupid when he is too mentally disturbed to know any different.

[ScruU2wice]

By the way, I've noticed people giving up on the mocking and posting pretty pictures instead. This must mean people are scared to reply and thus I have advanced an extra ninja level in my mocking abilities. See, it just goes to show what happens when Barbara Bush inspires you to achieve your greatest. SAY NO TO DRUGS! HAHAHAHA (loserdickfarturkelpoop! :) )

Why do you keep saying mocking like its all anyone here wants to do? all the real mocking has been done and over ages past this board even began :/

FINE YOU WIN TUBESOCK. WE ALL SUCK AT MOCKING YOU. AND YOU HAVE EXCEDED OUR LEVEL OF NINJA ABILITY. IN FACT NO ONE ON THIS BOARD IS A CHALLENGE FOR YOU SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR DEADLY "NINJA MOCKING SKILLS" TO SOME OTHER BOARD MORE SUITED FOR YOUR MOCKING LEVEL >: :rolleyes

[Tubesock]

Perndoggy: I do not have time to wait for your grumpy face. I have mocking practise to do.

Who is this guy? You call him an idiot and he just acts more like an idiot.
I've got an idea... I am not very good at talking in 'Idiot' but I will give it a shot.

Ahem,

YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!!! YOU LIKE TO EAT SIEMEN!!!
YOUR BRAIN IS MADE OF SHIT AND YOU LIKE TO PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR BRAIN AND EAT THE BRAIN BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD TO YOU BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE!!! GET IT??? I CALLED YOU A SHIT EATER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC MR.SHITBRAIN EATER!!!!! YOU LIKE MOVIES ALOT SO I PUT YOU IN THE WIZARD OF OZ BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID ONE IN THAT SHOW!!!!!

Cough, cough. Ugh.
Now if that doesn't get through than I have no more options. You can't tell a moron he is stupid when he is too mentally disturbed to know any different.

You're not talking like me. You are talking fag-talk, which is different. Why don't you go join the DDR, pink shirt wearing games before I get my midget to bite your kneecaps!

FINE YOU WIN TUBESOCK. WE ALL SUCK AT MOCKING YOU. AND YOU HAVE EXCEDED OUR LEVEL OF NINJA ABILITY. IN FACT NO ONE ON THIS BOARD IS A CHALLENGE FOR YOU SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR DEADLY "NINJA MOCKING SKILLS" TO SOME OTHER BOARD MORE SUITED FOR YOUR MOCKING LEVEL

Hahahaha! I have defeated ScruURASS2wice! He got owned by a novice mocker! How much does he suck!!! Now he can go back to Arkansas or wherever the hick lives and go play the banjo with his little toe and leave me to continue the building of my ninja mocking abilities! JUDO CHOP!!!!

[ScruU2wice]

I TOLD YOU EVERYONE HERE IS FAR INFERIOR TO YOU SO LEAVE BEFORE WE WEIGH DOWN YOUR MOCKING ABILITIES, QUICKLY EVERY SECOND YOU'RE HERE YOR NINJA MOCKING LEVEL DECREASES BY ONE POINT :rolleyes

[Perndog]

SCRUU2WICE AND SUPAFLY ARE DUMB FOR DIGNIFYING THIS JACKASS AND ACTUALLY TRYING TO ARGUE WITH HIM.

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[Supafly345]

SCRUU2WICE AND SUPAFLY ARE DUMB FOR DIGNIFYING THIS JACKASS AND ACTUALLY TRYING TO ARGUE WITH HIM.Who said I was arguing? Arguments usually have something to argue over. Now I am just flicking his nuts.


You're not talking like me. You are talking fag-talk, which is different. Why don't you go join the DDR, pink shirt wearing games before I get my midget to bite your kneecaps!
I didn't say I was imitating you, I was just speaking your language. And I also said I have trouble speaking 'Idiot'. You happen to be a native speaker so I coulden't possibly compare.

HOLY COW!!! You must be like 'Madam Meowmix' or something to know that I would want to do just that! I always thought that DDR was a game, and now I know it is something you can actually JOIN. And not just any DDR, its THE DDR as you so luciously wrote. Now I know that if it is THE DDR it is going to kick all ass!! I must be apart of it!!
And the games THEMSELVES wear PINK SHIRTS TOO??? I just have to see this!!!
... but if I don't go then I get to have a dwarf bite my kneecaps. And that has been my greatest sexual fantasy since I was 13! Damn! Choices, choices, choices...
DAMN YOU TUBESOCK!!! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE TWO GREATEST EVENTS IN MY LIFE!!!

Now he can go back to Arkansas or wherever the hick lives and go play the banjo with his little toe and leave me to continue the building of my ninja mocking abilities! JUDO CHOP!!!!
Pssst... there really is no chop in judo. Shhh, keep it a secret. (which really woulden't matter since ninjas use ninjitsu, not judo)

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.ivcc.edu/btc/images/photos/man-thumbs-up.jpg

This is a nigga lovin good thread. NOW EVERYONE LEAVE AND GIVE IT TO THE ******S.

[Tubesock]

I TOLD YOU EVERYONE HERE IS FAR INFERIOR TO YOU SO LEAVE BEFORE WE WEIGH DOWN YOUR MOCKING ABILITIES, QUICKLY EVERY SECOND YOU'RE HERE YOR NINJA MOCKING LEVEL DECREASES BY ONE POINT :rolleyes

I have already outmocked you so you lose all posting rights here! Now shut up before I slap you!

SCRUU2WICE AND SUPAFLY ARE DUMB FOR DIGNIFYING THIS JACKASS AND ACTUALLY TRYING TO ARGUE WITH HIM.

They are dumb, yes. But I think by 'Jackass' you actually mean 'Stud'! That is why Johnny Knoxville gets all the girls.

I didn't say I was imitating you, I was just speaking your language. And I also said I have trouble speaking 'Idiot'. You happen to be a native speaker so I coulden't possibly compare.

HOLY COW!!! You must be like 'Madam Meowmix' or something to know that I would want to do just that! I always thought that DDR was a game, and now I know it is something you can actually JOIN. And not just any DDR, its THE DDR as you so luciously wrote. Now I know that if it is THE DDR it is going to kick all ass!! I must be apart of it!!
And the games THEMSELVES wear PINK SHIRTS TOO??? I just have to see this!!!
... but if I don't go then I get to have a dwarf bite my kneecaps. And that has been my greatest sexual fantasy since I was 13! Damn! Choices, choices, choices...
DAMN YOU TUBESOCK!!! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE TWO GREATEST EVENTS IN MY LIFE!!!

First of all, I don't speak 'Retardosupafly' language, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Second of all, if you'd actually been following this thread, you see the DDR, pink shirt comment was a reference to a previous post. But because you have a retarded brain, I forgive such a mistake. It's cause you're from Seattle. They have junkies and Bill Gates there, so you know the place is no good and everyone is a big, slippery shaft. Go back to Seattle, junkie!!!

I also don't know what this is about your fantasies but count me out. You suffer from 'poof syndrome'. Maybe you got it from ScruU2wice. Go play on his DDR machine.

Pssst... there really is no chop in judo. Shhh, keep it a secret. (which really woulden't matter since ninjas use ninjitsu, not judo)

And how would you know, Mr Seattle Junkie? Go stick the heroin in your dress-wearing body and leaving the Judo-Chop-Ninja knowledge to people who actually know what they're talking about.

This is a nigga lovin good thread. NOW EVERYONE LEAVE AND GIVE IT TO THE ******S.

Do not make fun of the nergos because they like to play DDR too. I saw one do it. He wore platform shoes and fell over. HAHAHAHA, oh Leroy, will you ever learn?

[Tubesock]

I've noticed people are losing focus here. Don't let this stupid kid beat you all in mocking or else I-Mockery will look bad. Don't give up. Jesus and Mr T still believe in you!

[Perndog]

DAMN IT YOU COCKSHINER YOU DID IT AGAIN, TWO POSTS IN A ROW

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif
http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[Tubesock]

Don't call me a cockshiner, you fascist!

[Esuohlim]

You are awful at this.

[Tubesock]

Just becaue you wear Rainbow Brite panties, doesn't mean you should get jealous of my fast-developing ninja mocking skills.

[Krythor]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

First of all the only thing Chojin posted in this thread was "Part one was a lot better" OMG! It is the mock of the century!

Second of all it is not a competition, eedeeot!!! It is a practise to test my mocking wings!!! And since I've already defeated ONE WHOLE PERSON at mocking already, I'd say I'm steadily improving, like the way you are improving at the dick sucking competition!!!

Now quit sucking up to Chojin because he probably has to fend off better people who suck up to him!

[Perndog]

I'M STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF NOW. THAT WAS THREE POSTS IN A ROW. NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PRE-EMPT YOU IN CASE YOU KEEP BEING AN ASS BANDIT AND POSTING TOO OFTEN.

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif
http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif
http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

[Tubesock]

I'M STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF NOW. THAT WAS THREE POSTS IN A ROW. NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PRE-EMPT YOU IN CASE YOU KEEP BEING AN ASS BANDIT AND POSTING TOO OFTEN.

This is your penis:

~~~
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It is very small.

[Krythor]

PLEASE INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE

[MK IV]

Les Waste won on the second post.

[Tubesock]

PLEASE INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE

Les Waste won on the second post.

I am sure this is considered hardcore mocking from the planet Poofterfuck, but this is a serious no-beg-your-pardons debate here on Earth -- so go jump in your pink little spaceship and fly back to Poofterfuck before I knock both your heads together like coconuts.

[MK IV]

No.

[Tubesock]

No.

There is no No.

[Krythor]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

You already said that, Kryptonite or whatever your name is. Stopping sucking up to Chojin, you Chojin-wannabe pussy.

[Krythor]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Supafly345]

Krythor has got you there.

[Tubesock]

If this was an actual competition, Chojin would have won. He summed up Tubesock's attitude using just one random, irrelevant word, made me laugh the hardest, and Tubesock couldn't think of a comeback so he tried to add to the joke instead.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

I think you are running out of steam because now you're just repeating yourself. Go lie down and think about your mocking skills then come back once you get new duelling material.

Supafly: No one asked you, junkie!

Wow! I made it through over a hundred posts and I still didn't give up! See! This shows what happens when you believe in yourself! You got to lose yourself in the mocking, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go!! HAHAHA, I made a funny pop culture reference!! HAHAHAHAHAA it's too funny to be true!

[MK IV]

No.

[Cap'n Crunch]

TUBE SOCK, MORE LIKE STRIPED TUBE SOCK. :lol

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[ScruU2wice]

Your sucha loser kid, you don't realise that there is no such thing as real mocking :/

How can you win at mocking if you don't know what it is? if you can actually realise that i was being wildly sarcastic by saying that your a good mocker, then you'd know that all newbies try the same shit and think that they are the best mocker ever :rolleyes

[Supafly345]

ScruU2wice has got you there.

[Esuohlim]

I am dead fucking serious when I say that Tubesock is awful at this. I am not even mocking right now. I'm not making any generic insults. He's posting like a giddy 4th-grader showing off new swear words he just learned.

And shut the fuck up, Perndog. >:

[Perndog]

You're not my best friend anymore, Esuohlim. >:

[Big Papa Goat]

Why do you hate Perndog so Esuholim?

[Perndog]

Because I was a jackass when I was brand new and I was being a jackass in this thread. But this time I only did it to top Tubesock for utter stupidity.

I failed. :(

[Professor Cool]

MOCK WARS you two >:

[Tubesock]

TUBE SOCK, MORE LIKE STRIPED TUBE SOCK.

You are the only one laughing at your own joke, Fruitpoop!

GAME OVER

No.

Your sucha loser kid, you don't realise that there is no such thing as real mocking

And you don't realise that 'such a' is actually two words, but that is because you're an inbred with a stupid robot for an avatar. You're like "Look at me! I have a robot avatar! Now I put a pirate hat on his head to follow a stupid forum fad! Ho ho ho! Oops! I shit my pants!"

How can you win at mocking if you don't know what it is? if you can actually realise that i was being wildly sarcastic by saying that your a good mocker, then you'd know that all newbies try the same shit and think that they are the best mocker ever

First of all you gave up so you cannot be critical of my super-mocking abilities. You even said so: "FINE YOU WIN TUBESOCK." Exact quote! And it is not sarcasm because I could smell your fetid defeat as you cry home to your Uncle Roger! Now, how can you say I don't know what mocking is when you've already bowed down to my mock-ramming you in the ass? Fuck you, hypocrite! Go play with your poncey robo-pirate avatar like the soul-sucked wretch you are. I laugh at your ability to do anything right. Your Uncle Roger eats your balls from breakfast with a side order of bacon.

ScruU2wice has got you there.

No he doesn't, junkie.

I am dead fucking serious when I say that Tubesock is awful at this. I am not even mocking right now. I'm not making any generic insults. He's posting like a giddy 4th-grader showing off new swear words he just learned.

Dear NBC,

Please fire Al Roker. Some loser on I-Mockery stole his picture for an avatar and is telling 4th-graders they suck. This makes him twice as much of a loser than he previously was. Also, he draws shitty comics:

http://www.roker.com/toons.cfm

Love Tubesock

But this time I only did it to top Tubesock for utter stupidity.

I failed.

Yes, but you did top me in the retard contest. There's no way I could beat you there.

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

No, EEDEEOT!

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

:eek GAME OVER, EEDEEOT :eek

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

Anyone who writes GAME OVER in this thread from now on eats Fabio's anus for tea.

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Tubesock]

:eek GAME OVER :eek


http://www.romancebookcovers.com/surrendermylove/fabio.jpg

Start eating!

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[FreakinStrange]

Tubesock you are a stupid idiot so just take your ball and go home loser

[Tubesock]

Tubesock you are a stupid idiot so just take your ball and go home loser

Oh no! Some person I've never met called 'FreakinStrange' has told me I'm an idiot (and a stupid one, as if there could be any other) and that I should take my ball home or some crap. I had better listen to him, cause I am a loser like he says. Actually, my Grandpa told me never to speak to strangers, especially ones that are FREAKINSTRANGE (HAR HAR I MADE A FUNNY). Anyways, go join Kyptonite the Game Over Boy in eating Fabio's ass with a spoon. You won't believe it's not made of butter!

P.S. You are FREAKINSTRANGE!!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

[Krythor]

:eek GAME OVER :eek

[Supafly345]

Krythor has got you there.

[jin]

May I take the "tubesock challenge", dear?

[The Retro Kat]

You know, analyzing everyones posts isn't going to make you a better mocker.

[ScruU2wice]

i think the real challenge is, who can save this thread :/

[Perndog]

EDIT: This thread was dead the moment it began. Nothing can possibly save it from sucking horribly.

[The Retro Kat]

i think the real challenge is, who can save this thread :/

[Skulhedface]

Who WANTS to save it?

This thread and it's author are guilty of maximum suckage.

Reading through his critiques almost makes me want to pull my brain out of my skull with a crowbar and some Vaseline.

Ahh, forget the Vaseline, it won't hurt as bad as reading through Tubesock's "retorts" again.

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.awn.com/mag/issue3.7/3.7images/raugustsidebar01.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hHT3FOsx9IUC:www.starspacetoys.com/wpeD15.jpg

http://www.wind-up-here.co.il/images/raisins.gif

[Big Papa Goat]

And who said no one could save the thread?

[Tubesock]

May I take the "tubesock challenge", dear?

By all means... STUPID!!!

You know, analyzing everyones posts isn't going to make you a better mocker.

And posting pictures of turds with sunglasses isn't going to make you a better homo.

i think the real challenge is, who can save this thread

SHUT UP! You've already given up to my mighty mocking abilities, loser!

EDIT: This thread was dead the moment it began. Nothing can possibly save it from sucking horribly.

If it sucks so much how come it has over 100 posts?

See, the Tubesock is one popular dude, unlike the Perndog who considers posting large angry faces as highbrow humour.

Who WANTS to save it?

This thread and it's author are guilty of maximum suckage.

Reading through his critiques almost makes me want to pull my brain out of my skull with a crowbar and some Vaseline.

Ahh, forget the Vaseline, it won't hurt as bad as reading through Tubesock's "retorts" again.

You are lucky you are Al Bundy or I would punch you and make you suffer with my mocking.

And who said no one could save the thread?

I thought I said don't come back until there are boobs in you avatar.

[Schimid]

YOU KNOW, I QUIT THINGS I'M NOT GOOD AT.

I QUIT SKATEBOARDING.

I QUIT GUITAR.

I ALMOST QUIT MUSIC ALTOGETHER.

YOU SHOULD TRY :)

[The Retro Kat]

Theres that analyzing that makes you look like a retarded jackass again. You should just stop all together.


And I dont need the turds to be a better homo, I'm already the best, Bobo knows what I'm talking about.

[Supafly345]

Retro Kat has got you there

[ScruU2wice]

retro kat had him with the bear shit picture :/

[Tubesock]

YOU KNOW, I QUIT THINGS I'M NOT GOOD AT.

I QUIT SKATEBOARDING.

I QUIT GUITAR.

I ALMOST QUIT MUSIC ALTOGETHER.

YOU SHOULD TRY :)

I don't take advice from a quiter!

Theres that analyzing that makes you look like a retarded jackass again. You should just stop all together.


And I dont need the turds to be a better homo, I'm already the best, Bobo knows what I'm talking about.

No homo should tell me I'm a jackass. It makes him look like a x100 homo.

Retro Kat has got you there

etc

retro kat had him with the bear shit picture

And he had you at "Can I anally rape you?"




Okay, the joke's over cause I'm getting bored. In case you haven't figured it out, this is actually a character.

Now, for the next fun part: See if you can guess who I really am?

[Dole]

An overweight fifteen year old virgin who has difficulty forming relationships with other humans?

[Tubesock]

No, I'm not this guy:

http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://usuarios.lycos.es/srpaquito/steve_urkel.jpg

I'm someone on the forum.

[Spooky]

This has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpg

[Tubesock]

Maybe someone REALLY is that stupid, and I'm just screwing with your mind.

Nah, just kidding. I'm fake.

Or am I? :)

[Spooky]

Maybe someone REALLY is that stupid, and I'm just screwing with your mind.

Nah, just kidding. I'm fake.

Or am I? :)

SWEET JESUS IT BURNS. IT BURRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[Krythor]

The only person you could possibly be if you are a character, is Kellychaos. I will ferociously piss down my leg with laughter if I find out that you are. I can imagine it turning out to be some kind of faggy secret revenge scheme where you only reveal who you really are once you have "mocked us the fuck out" and shamed us.

Except, you have to actually attack the posters with something clever and funny for it to work.

Saying that, I don't think you are a character; just some random bum that's bunking off on this forum instead of giving tech support.

[Tubesock]

The only person you could possibly be if you are a character, is Kellychaos. I will ferociously piss down my leg with laughter if I find out that you are. I can imagine it turning out to be some kind of faggy secret revenge scheme where you only reveal who you really are once you have "mocked us the fuck out" and shamed us.

Except, you have to actually attack the posters with something clever and funny for it to work.

Saying that, I don't think you are a character; just some random bum that's bunking off on this forum instead of giving tech support.

:eek GAME OVER :eek

;)

[Krythor]

:eek SORRY! YOU MUST INSERT COIN BEFORE THE TIMER HITS ZERO (RESPOND TO "GAME OVER") TO CONTINUE PLAY! :eek

:

[Tubesock]

No

[Dole]

Not Kellychaos. It would be quite an achievement to create a character thats actually unfunnier than your already unfunny self.

[Tubesock]

Not Kellychaos. It would be quite an achievement to create a character thats actually unfunnier than your already unfunny self.

It's been done before.

http://www.tvdads.com/images/fullhous.gif

[Cap'n Crunch]

TOO LATE TUBESOCK, YOU ARE DIRTY LAUNDRY.

[Perndog]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/tubesock.gif

[Supafly345]

just some random bum that's bunking off on this forum instead of giving tech support.Thats me you're thinking of... :(

[Professor Cool]

This has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpgThis has to be a prank, It's damn obvious nobody could be this stupid. >:

http://www.hostmysig.com/data/throatpunch/man-thumbs-up.jpg

[Tubesock]

http://www.duffzone.co.uk/grabpics/Aaron.Duffman.gif
Who wants to party... WITH DUFFMAN!!! OH YEAH!!!

[Rongi]

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE :picklehat

[Cap'n Crunch]

SORRY GUYS, BUT TUBESOCK REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY! >: >: >:

[Tubesock]

Looks like that's ended this thread!

Cheers!

[Big Papa Goat]

We'll see about that you snotty nosed little chucklefuck... we'll see.

[Tubesock]

No you won't.

[Esuohlim]

Reply to this post and you've lost

[localpropaganda]

Big Papa Goat was right. I'm back.

Help a brother out by giving him the best mock you can. I'm still a newbie and nowhere near mock-war competition quality. Hopefully, one day, I can become so trained-up that I enter the mock Olympics and win a gold medal made of chocolate.

So, start the mocking, you scrotums!

YOU'RE GAY



i win

[Tubesock]

Reply to this post and you've lost

But I've got nothing to lose, numbnuts!

YOU'RE GAY



i win

No. You don't.

[localpropaganda]

there is no more appropriate mock for you. i could go into detail, but "gay" sums it up perfectly. not that there's anything wrong with it of course... :)

you should have pride in who you are

[localpropaganda]

aww i scared him off :(

[Skulhedface]

But I've got nothing to lose, numbnuts!

Is it just me, or is this the most relevant quote EVER?

[Tubesock]

Right, some cockknocker from California (straight away, I know I'm dealing with a reputable source here) has affirmed my sexuality. Obviously, I must be gay if localpropaganda says so, especially since he has an animated street sign for his avatar, which we all know is the height of intellectual gay-affirmation.

Christ, no wonder Arnie's running for governor. California is already fucked and ripe for his demonic bidding!

Skulhedface: From the amount of replies you're getting, I'd say it's just you.

[Esuohlim]

REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU'VE LOST

[localpropaganda]

Right, some cockknocker from California (straight away, I know I'm dealing with a reputable source here) has affirmed my sexuality. Obviously, I must be gay if localpropaganda says so, especially since he has an animated street sign for his avatar, which we all know is the height of intellectual gay-affirmation.

Christ, no wonder Arnie's running for governor. California is already fucked and ripe for his demonic bidding!


Actually, cumguzzler, I'm from Texas originally (Austin, the good part), I've been out here less than a month so far :) and this state sucks ass

I'm glad that the strongest part in your argument was to make fun of my avatar :/ and to make fun of a state that I'm not actually from...

In any case: You're gay.

And I feel like I should stop posting here cause I dont wanna upset Milhouse. He seems cool.

[Perndog]

Don't worry, he's not.

[Schimid]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOO-SERS! :lol

[Esuohlim]

And I feel like I should stop posting here cause I dont wanna upset Milhouse. He seems cool.

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Tubesock. I don't have a problem with you.

And don't listen to Perndog. His panty liners are all wadded up since I do have a problem with him, and he can't handle it.

[localpropaganda]

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Tubesock. I don't have a problem with you.

And don't listen to Perndog. His panty liners are all wadded up since I do have a problem with him, and he can't handle it.

Understood.


Vagisil, anyone?


...anyone?


edit: my girlfriend lives in detroit but she's not black

ok she lives outside of detroit

:lol

[Perndog]

I love it when you talk dirty, Milhouse. :love

[Tubesock]

Actually, cumguzzler, I'm from Texas originally (Austin, the good part), I've been out here less than a month so far :) and this state sucks ass

Wow, Texas! Not California! That changed my mind completely! You're obviously a genius, like Georgie Bush!

I don't give a shit where you're from, fartsucker! If your only contribution to this thread is "You're gay", then you've just proved my point: I've got nothing to lose!

http://www.kubrick-web.co.uk/fmj/fmj%201.jpg
"Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!"


P.S. I ain't replying to Milhouse anyway. He touches little boys and goats. He told me so. :)

[localpropaganda]

Wow, Texas! Not California! That changed my mind completely! You're obviously a genius, like Georgie Bush!

I don't give a shit where you're from, fartsucker! If your only contribution to this thread is "You're gay", then you've just proved my point: I've got nothing to lose!

http://www.kubrick-web.co.uk/fmj/fmj%201.jpg
"Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!"


Don't make me send you to the electric chair then, cockless.

And the thing is...you ARE gay. There is no more appropriate statement. A mock doesn't have to be long and wordy. Something you need to learn.

[Tubesock]

Some hick from Texas just told me I AM gay! He must be right! I trust the opinion of any man who hitches up his overalls with a piece of frayed rope before going with a shotgun to his tireless pick-up truck out front his run-down shack and pumping a few rounds at the dented hood. Yeah, there's an opinion you should trust.

Hyuck hyuck, now go eat your cousin's seman for breakfast with some grits and ham, redneck.

[Spooky]

This is a long thread. I thought rednecks likes steak with grits, not ham. >:

[The Retro Kat]

Up to now, everyone on this page sucks. >:

[localpropaganda]

I like penis


:lol

[Tubesock]

Holy shit! Look at me! I can pretend some guy I've never met before likes penis and quote him on that! I am a fucking genius! And to think I used to sell moonshine to my hick uncles before they'd dryhump me! Stop it, Uncle Billy Bob! You'll give me nightmares!

[Skulhedface]

I don't think it's ever going to be more possible to mean this this much, but by god, THIS THREAD SUCKS.

[Tubesock]

THEN STOP POSTING IN IT, COCKFEATURES!

[Mike]

OOOOO. No one likes to be called COCKFEATURES!!! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW, Tubbie.

......god...the features of a cock....unthinkable...

[Skulhedface]

THEN STOP POSTING IN IT, COCKFEATURES!

AND YOU SUCK TOO

Notice I could've called you something back, like FUCKWRINKLE or something equally as disgusting and witty. But I chose to go the moral high ground. Besides, ankle socks are better.

[Sam]

ANKEL SOKS R NOT BIG ENUF 4 MY PENISSSSS :goth

[Perndog]

Tubesock, we're depending on you to push this thread up to 10 pages...don't let us down, buddy!

[Tubesock]

http://www.thestudentzone.com/articles/images/fonz.jpg

[Eternal_Champion]

hmmmmmmmmm fuckwrinkle...

[Big Papa Goat]

Is this the biggest thread in Mock Wars ever? I sure hope not.

[Tubesock]

Those last two posts were so deaf-defyingly poor, they're an insult to this forum.

To make it better, here's a website about midgets: http://mikesundance.com/midgets.htm

[Perndog]

Keep it going! Only 59 posts to go!

...58!

[Cap'n Crunch]

ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.

[Perndog]

Fuck you, Crunch. That's all I'm gonna say.

56!

[Cap'n Crunch]

ATTENTION PERNDOG : YOU AREN'T CLEVER. STOP TRYING TO MAKE COOL COMMENTS. YOU SUCK STILL.

[Schimid]

ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.

YOU SAID THAT TO ME TOO, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

[Tubesock]

ATTENTION CAP'N CRUNCH: STOP MAKING YOUR BREAKFAST CEREALS TASTE LIKE PUBES. ALSO, YOU'RE A WHINEY BITCH.

[Cap'n Crunch]

ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.

YOU SAID THAT TO ME TOO, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

I WAS JOKING WITH YOU. :(

TUBESOCK, GO CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT. PERNDOG LOVES TO WATCH. ;)

[ScruU2wice]

it elludes my why this thread is not shut down or deleted :/

[Professor Cool]

Wait a second, Cap'n Crunch is the real deal Cap'n Crunch. THAT'S FUCKING NUTS! I thought he was nothing more than a picture on cardboard. AWESOME SHIT DUDE!

[Tubesock]

CAP'N CRUNCH, STOP TELLING ME YOUR DICK-DECAPITATING, ANAL-FUCKING FANTASIES. THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN.

[Blue]

Someone lock this thread. >:

[Esuohlim]

LOL PERNDOG COUNTED WRONG. WHAT A FAGGOT

[Perndog]

21 POSTS TO GO. FUCK YOU TOO.

[HickMan]

It's Esuohlim. YOU DUMBASS. >:

[JesusFishSticks]

"Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!"


Don't make me send you to the electric chair then, cockless.

And the thing is...you ARE gay. There is no more appropriate statement. A mock doesn't have to be long and wordy. Something you need to learn.

This is all getting messed up. Texas has lethal injection, not the chair.
It looks like it was really localpropaganda the whole time. Another mystery solved.

[Tubesock]

JesusFishSticks taste worse than Cap'n Crunch's cereal. Do not let him trick you, cause his stick aren't really made of fish.