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Alphonse
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:56 AM
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Schimid
Oct 19th, 2003, 02:00 AM
You know who gets jokes?

Me. I get jokes.

EDIT: OMG, I thought that said "James" and not "Jesus" and didn't get it. :(
Jeanette X
Oct 19th, 2003, 02:06 AM
A. Because they aren't Kosher.
Schimid
Oct 19th, 2003, 02:07 AM
A. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD >:
Jixby Phillips
Oct 19th, 2003, 03:53 AM
BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN :lol
MK IV
Oct 19th, 2003, 03:57 AM
A: A nun rollng down a hill.
Spooky
Oct 19th, 2003, 05:21 AM
A: BECAUSE JESUS IS LACTOSE-INTOLERANT, AND THE MILKY CHOCOLATE WOULD MAKE HIM MORE DEAD.

A: THEY DIDN'T HAVE M&MS BACK THEN.

:( :(
Soul*Assassin
Oct 19th, 2003, 08:01 AM
Do you mean the chocolate kind or the peanut? OR the new
CRUNCHY kind?
AChimp
Oct 19th, 2003, 09:10 AM
A. Who gives a shit?

:lol
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 19th, 2003, 11:05 AM
WHAT DO THE ELVES DO WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL?







KNOMEWORK!
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 19th, 2003, 11:06 AM
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CLOCK WAS HUNGRY?








HE WENT BACK FOUR SECONDS!
HickMan
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:23 PM
:dunce
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:33 PM
Hmm, me not good at making jokes, nor understanding them. So Ill just stand here and laugh...even though I dont get them...?
Anonymous
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:44 PM
...you suck...?
Esuohlim
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:44 PM
LOL!
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:48 PM
OMG, I do suck! All those little children were right......
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:51 PM
U SUK SO MUCH U SHULD B IN UH GAY PORNO!!!
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 12:55 PM
Hey you have to start somewhere.... But after Im done with gay porn, I get to move on to banging chicks with crabs...so HA!.....wait..
Esuohlim
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:08 PM
PLAYING ALONG WITH THE JOKE IS HILARIOUS
Krythor
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:08 PM
To JimboJames: (Dammit Esuohlim)

Ok, so that was a joke, right? I mean, you said it so that people would laugh. Thing is, I don't quite understand it. There's some hidden meaning there that I haven't quite figured out. Could you explain it by any chance? It's just that I'm sure you weren't just going out of your way to prove how crazy you are or anything.
Soul*Assassin
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:19 PM
I didnt laugh. Is that because it wasn't funny or that I just dont understand it? hmmmmmmm :/
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:21 PM
Wohoo, if you cant get it, your thinking to hard then.. As everyone knows, Gay porn is the first thing you start out in the porn industry... Now after a few sucky sucky five dollars, you get bumped to either midget or women on male porn.... I dont prefer the midgets, they tend to bite...
HickMan
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:22 PM
I like how JimboJames always puts two to six periods in his posts.......
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:22 PM
didnt laugh. Is that because it wasn't funny or that I just dont understand it? hmmmmmmm

Do you happen to ride the short bus to school? Because I DO!
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Soul*Assassin
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:24 PM
A. Who gives a shit?

:lol

:bow :lol

EDIT: say what now!? hmmmmmmmmmmm
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:25 PM
Huh, I never knew I put that many periods after every sentence..... Woo I just did it again.... and there.. Ok im jk with that one. Anywho, its probably some mental thing thats wrong with me...
Soul*Assassin
Oct 19th, 2003, 01:30 PM
really!? wow. a bit like tarets(i know i cant spell it).hmmmmmmmmm
MK IV
Oct 19th, 2003, 02:45 PM
Tourette's >:


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Schimid
Oct 19th, 2003, 03:02 PM
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Rez
Oct 19th, 2003, 04:04 PM
A: A nun rollng down a hill.

winner :lol
sadie
Oct 19th, 2003, 04:40 PM
is he a dog?
Esuohlim
Oct 19th, 2003, 04:54 PM
http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg

http://www.freedomforum.org/graphics/2001/06/photos/eminem.6-6-01.jpghttp://www.freedomforum.org/graphics/2001/06/photos/eminem.6-6-01.jpg

GET IT? ;)
JimboJames
Oct 19th, 2003, 04:57 PM
Thats scary! My grandma has the same picture in her living room...the Jesus one...
Kevimus H
Oct 19th, 2003, 06:59 PM
A: i dont care at all.