Hey all you fine ladies of I-Mockery

[Sethomas]

Sethomas is single again!!

[MisSFiT]

I've been waiting for this day...

[Sethomas]

Me too!

[MLE]

Excellent!

[AChimp]

This is the third greatest day of my life.

[EndersGame]

Do you take men?

[Sethomas]

I don't have time for fags, fag. And no, AChimp ain't no fag. Ape love is its own art.

[ItalianStereotype]

you'll make time

[RaNkeri]

So who was dumbed? You or your girlfriend?

[Perndog]

He offered to be coeternal with her and she got cold feet and took off.

[MLE]

that is the only time i've laughed at a coeternal joke ;<

[MisSFiT]

This is the third greatest day of my life.

What are the other two?

[Emu]

The last two times he was dumped.

[MLE]

Emu, when did you acquire a sense of humor? I don't remember you owning one.

[Emu]

eBay :D

[MLE]

by the wany, if you tell me what anime thing that's from, i'll try to make you a sig so you can be in the club

[Emu]

is 'google' an anime?

[MLE]

i can check

[Emu]

i could go for one from

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case closed

i don't remember what the japanese is called but it used to be on cartoon network and it would fit well with this underage theme i seem to have going

[MLE]

do you still have that picture? maybe there's a name in the filename

[Emu]

no but i'll try to find it again

edit: http://www.mypimpspace.com/uploads/img_AznxSweetxT_1171214562.gif

i didn't realize it blinked before, now it's creepy

[MLE]

hahahaha, i'll look for more of her

[MLE]

there's only that one pic, but i can take other expressions of hers and use them too

[Emu]

that works

[MLE]

i'll do that and make your current avatar better and transparent.

[MisSFiT]

Ummm....isn't this supposed to be about Sethomas and his newfound freedom??

You guyz r soooo inconsiderate :rolleyes

[MLE]

Yeah, but I made his sig and avatar, so it's okay!

[Sethomas]

Hey guys it's TMI time. I mentioned before that my circumcision scar left a small band of skin on the left side of my wang connecting the shaft to the glans, forming a loop about 3/16" in diameter when erect. I thought this was normal until like seventh grade. Anyways, I noticed years ago that it'd be perfect to stick something in there to pleasure the ladies, and I finally bought two studs today to see if this would work. One is a pretty large toroid barbell and the other is just a low-gauge (as in big) stud about half an inch long. I'm thinking that the smaller one might be the only one of the two that wouldn't break condoms, but when I have to wear one in any case it's not hard at all to remove them.

I just think it's awesome now that my penis is pretty and probably would add all kinds of stimulation for the ladies. Now I just need a lady :(.

I might have an almost date with a girl tomorrow night, she invited me to a party at her friend's farm.

[noob3]

wait, what the fuck are you doing to your penis?

[Esuohlim]

Seth makes the strangest jumps between expressing his philosophical genius in one post and then sticking stuff in his dick in the next.

[MisSFiT]

Now I get what "Ribbed for her pleasure" means.

[Sethomas]

Hey you wanna find out firsthand??

(I wish I could be this creepy in real life.)

[Sacks]

Go big or go home, Seth.

[MisSFiT]

Hey you wanna find out firsthand??

(I wish I could be this creepy in real life.)

Yeah, we can have internet sex.
(are you sure your not this creepy in real life)

[HickMan]

hey seth wanna hang out?

[Sethomas]

Do I have to drive six hours to make it happen? :(

[Sacks]

Hey you guys, Seth and HickMan are gonna 'make it happen'! Haw haw!

[MisSFiT]

Hey hickman, I live close to youngstown, maybe we can have sex instead.

[Sethomas]

L'histoire de ma vie :(.