Submarines are cool.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/4493/dia005as5.jpg

The way they move stealthily through the water, ever ready to unload atomic weaponery on some middle-eastern coast.

[Terra]

Yeah I would say that's cool, too. But from a whole different perspective.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but that's probably some sort of innuendo, right?

[Terra]

Well, no.

Nukes are cool. I tend to stick close to anybody that has nukes.

Ground zero and all that...

[Fathom Zero]

Oh.

At least it was a shot in the dark.

So...

HUNT FOR THE RED OCTOBER RULES.

[MockMeAmadeus]

For a minute there, I though this was all about farting. :\

[FartinMowler]

http://www.dcasali.com/images/filmntv/caddyshack_poolturd.jpg

[McClain]

Nuclear subs are overrated. Diesel is where it's at!

[Evil Robot]

When I was in Danang, I served in a submarine that had a screen door. It was useless and we all made jokes about it.

[Wiffle Bat]

My heart lies with the Uboat. Nice deck guns, flak guns, and a terror to enemy shipping lanes.