HAHAHA

[Perndog]

I used Satanic magic on the little redheadgirl AND NOW SHE IS MINE!! :hypno

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:hypno What SATANIC magick did you use?

[Perndog]

You know, the usual, candles, incense, invocation of dark names.

Oh, and magick with a K is for losers. :rolleyes

[Emu]

But kunt with a k is for winners, what do you make of that?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Crowley says that it's to differentiate between prestidigitation >:

[Emu]

Because one's real and the other's not, right :rolleyes

[Perndog]

Yeah, and Crowley died poor, ignorant, and addicted to drugs.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

but he's still venerated as a fucking god today, right?
And you're sucking Anton LaVey's cock.....

[Emu]

LaVey used naked women for his altar, if I'm not mistaken. That earns him brownie points simply for the notoriety.

[DuFresne]

His name was actually Howard. After I learned that, all the mystique surrounding him in my head fell to the floor, and I realized he was just a melodramatic nerd. :P

[Emu]

Uh, we're talking about magick, here.

[Rongi]

All I know about Crowley is that he was a major influence behind Bowie's "Station To Station" (which happens to be one of my favorite albums of all time)

[Perndog]

I probably should have expected it, but I'm miffed that you all asked about the magic but are completely unsurprised by the fact that I actually got the girl.

[Terra]

Yeah, but this is an internet message forum. Internet message forum posting guys always get the girl.

[Emu]

Using magic is cheating, that's why :\

[Mr. Vagiclean]

and what's with bald white guys always sitting down somewhere, looking down and running their hands all over their domes? nobody wants to see that shit!

[Terra]

Amen to that, mo.

Not bad magic. Bad Juju.

The last thing I want to see, when I sit down to fellowship with a man, is a shaved version of my va-gii-gii.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I probably should have expected it, but I'm miffed that you all asked about the magic but are completely unsurprised by the fact that I actually got the girl.

Sorry, Man...I was waiting for someone else to say something about it, because I'm a creepy old pervert, or something.


Actually...no matter how you managed to get her, congrats. I hope you find the happiness you're looking for.

:)