Hey everyone

[Carson Daly]

As you've probably already read, I'll be the first person to step over the WGA picket line when I resume my show Monday. There's only one problem: I HAVE NO WRITERS!

I wasn't sure where to go, so I had some friends send out an e-mail:

Edit: Characters don't get to spam, either.

Then it dawned on me: "Remember when you used to go to that website where everyone hated you? Isn't that a comedy website?"

So I'm back. If any of you have any joke ideas, let me know.

No "massive tool" jokes, please!

[Zomboid]

Aren't you a miss modular character?

[Seven Force]

You're such a massive tool that when you leave home depot you're detained for trying to shoplift yourself

[Guitar Woman]

You're such a massive tool that when you leave home depot you're detained for trying to shoplift yourself
I feel horrible for laughing at this.

[Seven Force]

you should feel horrible but not for that reason

[Miss Modular]

You're such a massive tool that when you leave home depot you're detained for trying to shoplift yourself

Okay, that was funny.

[Kant spelz]

You're such a massive tool that when you leave home depot you're detained for trying to shoplift yourself

There needs to be an apartment depot. It would just be a lot of people standing around going "hey I ain't got to fix shit."
It's fun to steal jokes.