Favorite New Poster awards and Props

[Tadao]

My favorite new poster is Asila.
I hope she stays and posts more.

There are going to be a lot of new posters. Lets give them role modles of who we think are posting words worthy of being read.

Soon we will have someone post "Me, I'm the greatest poster!"
You are not funny. Others have thought of posting that and in 1/10 of a second decided that it is the stupidest thing you could post here. It is not original and you should die. Not by your own hands, but by the hands of the many who hate you. No, you can not delete your post. Why did you edit your post? We know you elected yourself. Editing your post just shows that you didn't think first and blew your wad to fast. Hold in in there buddy, enjoy the feeling a little bit longer. Make us cum first and then bllow it all over your screen.

[Emu]

my favorite poster is Dr. Boogie. :lol

[Dr. Boogie]

My favorite poster is me.

[Spetsnaz]

I like MockBot. o.o

[Emu]

oh you mother fucker it's on now

[Tadao]

I like MockBot. o.o

Best ass kissing award nominee!
Well played sir!

[Fathom Zero]

My favorite poster is http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9122/darkmanver2dt9.jpg

[Vila]

Sorry, Fathom. It's supose to be a /new/ poster.

[MarioRPG]

I like the funny one. You know, that one.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I like the mad max clone...his name escapes me....

[bigtimecow]

i love bubsy :(

and miss him

[executioneer]

I DONT LIKE ANYONE H8 NEWBS *GLARES @ NEWBS*

[comhcinc]

at what point do you become an "old" poster?

[Fathom Zero]

When you get lymphoma.

[Moobs]

everyones a winner on i-mockery! :picklehat

[executioneer]

you're a old poster when you've been here two years and people generally can stand you

[Fathom Zero]

Hey you been here less than a month, pal.

[Moobs]

I've been here 2 years and no one knows who the fuck i am so the battle is half won

[executioneer]

my favorite new poster is iweighedmorethanjared, becauise he's so obviously not a spambot or anything

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I DONT LIKE ANYONE H8 NEWBS *GLARES @ NEWBS*


Um...aren't you new around here?

[MattJack]

he's incognitooooooooooooooooooooo

[executioneer]

it's me, executioneer! from school!

[Protoclown]

Willie? :eek

[bigtimecow]

LOOK AT HIS TITLE YOU DUMMIES

and i nominate zako the great the bestest new poster ever. just look in art shit!!

[Nick]

When you get lymphoma.
R.I.P. Joey Ramone. :(

[MLE]

I think Tadao and ZAKO are the two best new posters around here. And i'm really glad willie's back.

[Zomboid]

I like Tadao, zako, and that guy with the mario avatar. Some of them reeeeally suck though. Also, macrodeath has a great avatar.

[Tadao]

I only started this thread to lure Asila into PMing me booby pics, but thanks, I'll take the props. But I'm returning them for booby pics if she comes back.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think Zako is really new. He's like a super vet or something like that.

[Emu]

No, he just gained Instant Likability because he draws cool shit.

[Tadao]

I had to go back and look at Zako's join date. I thought he was vet. That's some quality posting there that is.

[comhcinc]

I only started this thread to lure Asila into PMing me booby pics, but thanks, I'll take the props. But I'm returning them for booby pics if she comes back.

i'll show you my boobies

http://www.naturalsciences.org/education/Ecuador/2006/images/dancing%20blue-footed%20booby.jpg

[Tadao]

Now that is funny. :)

[Chojin]

Zako's probably my favorite new guy too, and I also love Macrodeath's avatar :<

I am a FOLLOWER

[Tadao]

Someone needs to put this n00b Code-Willie Joker in his place. He's the worst thing since the Spice Girls.

[Tadao]

Ok... I think Terrva is not at all annoying. He isn't even trying to be funny and that makes his funny stuff funnier. Finland? More like Funland! Hahahaha hehe >:-<

[Asila]

Mine is Tadao, and not just because he values a good booby. I also find appreciation for songbirds quite alluring. Oh yeah baby, I know what you want.
Besides that I'm pretty sure I like Macrodeath too, but it's too damn early in the morning for me to go fact checking to make sure I have the right person.

[Qwarx]

Mine is Tadao because he is awesome.

[Spruce Moose]

Godammit, I knew I should have spammed more. Why did focus so much on that damn Starbucks thread anyway? Of course I can't bring out any good material in that setting! Now none of the cool kids like me.

You know what? So's your old man.

[Nick]

Pancake Bunny is the best. Ever.

[Chojin]

update: i no longer love macrodeath's avatar

[Zomboid]

Agreed :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

My favorite poster is not comchic.

[Kilgore Cod]

My favorite new poster is the Shoot 'Em Up poster that I should be getting in the mail this week.

[Guitar Woman]

I like Spruce Moose a lot!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I repent for dissing Zako (although I disagree with his tastes for horror games). His art is pretty cool. If we were talking best new poster of 2007, I would definately say Mattjack, its too early to figure out who stands out amongst the posters that have recently joined. Maybe Jediscum or Tadao....

[Guitar Woman]

MattJack's been here forever, dude

[Cedar]

R.I.P. Joey Ramone. :(
Stop Thinking About It

[Esuohlim]

MattJack was the last new person I liked immediately after he showed up. The previous title was held by WhiteRat.

There's been way too many new people all at once lately and it's hard to single out attention-grabbing individual posting styles, but Tadao's grown on me a lot since he showed up.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Whoops, I meant 2007.

[Tadao]

How do you like me now bitches?

:sadclownface

[Zomboid]

I don't.

[Sam]

Zomboid is my favorite new poster.

[Zomboid]

SAMBOID STRIKE FORCE INITIALIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG! KABOOM!

[Sam]

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

[Zomboid]

ARM THE TORPEDOES!!!!

[Sam]

TORPEDOES ARE ARMED COMMANDER, AWAITING YOUR ORDERS!

[Zomboid]

FIRE WHEN READY! DO NOT LEAVE A TRACE OF THAT CURSED VESSEL IN THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!

[Tadao]

OMG TOY ROBOT OH NO!

[Sam]

FWA-POW FWA-POW ZOOOOOOOOOOOMM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CRASHBOOMPOWSPLOSIONNNN

TWO DIRECT HITS SIR, IT'S REELING!

[Zomboid]

DIVERT ALL SECONDARY POWER TO MAIN PHOTON CANNON AND INCINERATE IT! I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES, NUMBER TWO!

[Sam]

AYE AYE, CHARGING PHOTON CANNON TO FULL POWER!

[Zomboid]

While we wait, let me ask you a question, sergeant. What would you do in my position?

[Sam]

I WOULD SHOW NO MERCY AND ANNIHIILATE WITH EXTREME PREDJUDICE

[Zomboid]

THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! FIRE AT WILL! RID THE GALAXY OF TRRL 'BL POSSTAR!

[Sam]

FIRING NOW, ION DISIPATION AT MAXIMUM, PHOTON CANNON UNLEASHING PHOTONY HELL UPON OUR ENEMY!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTCCCCC CCHHHHHHH SPACE INCENERATION FIZZLE FIZZLE FIZZLE DISINTERGRATEINCINERATEDISAPERATE

ENEMY DESTROYED SIR!

[Tadao]

:fart

[Zomboid]

GOOD WORK NUMBER TWO! FROM NOW ON, OUR NAMES AND THE TALE OF WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED HERE TODAY WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT TIME AND CIVILIZATION! INDEED, IT WILL BECOME THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND ALL FUTURE ENDEAVORS TO IMPROVE THIS, AND ANY OTHER WORLD!

PROMOTIONS FOR ALL

[Sam]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Tadao]

That was akward

[Zomboid]

MAYBE IT WAS ONLY AKWARD BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A "TRIP". SAY NOPE TO DOPE.

[Tadao]

I think it was all the homosexual innuendos. Two guys, joining together, firing torpedoes and cannons, talking about unleashing and driving forces, ending in a big explosion and telling each other how good they where.

Just kind of akward ya know?

[Zomboid]

I WOULDN'T KNOW. I AM 100% CAT NIP TO THE LADIES AND I LIKE TO FIRE OFF MY CANNON AT BOTH EVILDOERS AND LADIES WHO DON'T HAVE POCK MARKS.

[Sacks]

This thread is an upset.

[Tadao]

I kept thinking Zomboid and Sam were going to slam me.
:sadclownface

[Tadao]

I think Kitsa is the bees knees. She does awesome art, she is creative and has her own style, she is informative and so far has never been wrong that I can think of, she doesn't moan and cry about life, she can take a joke, and most importantly, she doesn't try to fit in. You get a pink ribbon!

[ZeldaQueen]

I have to go with Tadao. He's the only guy I've met online who impersonated several different people and spammed a board just to get me to come over. :)

[Colonel Flagg]

Double post

[Colonel Flagg]

Tadao is a vet - look at the date. :)

[Esuohlim]

I think Kitsa is the bees knees. She does awesome art, she is creative and has her own style, she is informative and so far has never been wrong that I can think of, she doesn't moan and cry about life, she can take a joke, and most importantly, she doesn't try to fit in. You get a pink ribbon!

KITSA IS THE ONE WHO POSTS IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD LIKE IT'S A LIVEJOURNAL, RIGHT?

She and Asila used to be identical to me.

[Kitsa]

who the fuck doesn't post in the chat room thread like it's a livejournal?

[Esuohlim]

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BORING

[Dixie]

I love (almost) all of you.
You're (almost) all my favorite posters.
Each one of you is unique and special to me.

[Crimson Ghost]

Special like Corky (Life Goes On), or special special?

[Kitsa]

If I wasn't boring, you wouldn't have anything to write snappy one-liners in caps about.

[Dixie]

All kinds of special. And I mean it too. This is the only message board I regularly visit and that's because I actually like you guys. No matter how creepy any of you may be, I love you. Even in non-sexual ways. I am very fond of you miscreants.

[Grislygus]

Then you can thank the Dear Lord Almighty that there aren't going to be any more Mock Meets

[Dixie]

Never been to a Mock-Meet.
Though the mockers I've met have always been wonderful people.
Especially Chojin and MLE for helping me move furniture.
:D

[glowbelly]

one day my son will be the best new poster on here. he's in training.

[Dixie]

We will welcome the spawn of glowbelly with open arms.
A new generation shall begin.

[Tadao]

I shall touch his peeeny.

[Dixie]

I said "OPEN ARMS" not "OPEN LOINS"

[Tadao]

It's how my dad taught me to greet young boys.

[spazboy]

DID SOMEONE SAY CAPS?

[DevilWearsPrada]

does devilwearsprada win an award :tear

[executioneer]

Then you can thank the Dear Lord Almighty that there aren't going to be any more Mock Meets

SEZ WHO

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought there should be a poll in here.

[spazboy]

I thought there should be a poll in here.

There was, but now your mom is dancing around it for money.


OH SNAP THE INTERNETS ARE A MEAN PLACE!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think she's dancing around it because I won the most ELECTRIFYING new poster award.

[Womti]

I kept thinking Zomboid and Sam were going to slam me.
:sadclownface


they did slam you. :tear

[Grislygus]

Then you can thank the Dear Lord Almighty that there aren't going to be any more Mock Meets

Oh man, fuck me

my past self will be ashamed of me in 2012

[Shyandquietguy]

WOMTI WOMTI WOMTI!!

[Sam]

Oh man, fuck me

my past self will be ashamed of me in 2012

AND YOU MISSED THE MINIMOCKMEET WE HAD AT COMIC-CON LAST YEAR, YOU STUPID BASTARD.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WHAT AN IGNORANT FUCK

[Grislygus]

IT WAS FUGGIN IMPOSSIBLE, MISTER INSENSITIVE

[Sam]

BULLSHIT.

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME DOME OR SOMETHING.

[Grislygus]

WHEN I FINALLY MEET YOU YOU'RE ALL BUYING YOUR OWN DRINKS

[Kitsa]

I'd buy you a pink squirrel just because those are so damn funny to watch people drink.

[Grislygus]

I DON'T LIAK ANYTHANG COTTON PINK

THAT JUST STINKS

SO GIVE ME A DRINK

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY, PUT SOMETHIN

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHIN IN MAH DRANK

[Fathom Zero]

I'd buy you a pink squirrel just because those are so damn funny to watch people drink.
I had to look that up because I'm not well-versed in cocktails.

Man.

That sounds foul.

[executioneer]

not a huge fan of liquor and dairy combined :/

[Zomboid]

I experimented a while back with Jag and chocolate milk and found it awesome, but only a couple of other people seemed to agree:(.

[Sam]

NCIS AND STRAWBERRY MILK IS A MUCH BETTER COMBINATION. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

white russians are awesome

[Kitsa]

I used to know someone who would only drink grasshoppers. Now there's a foul drink.

[Nick]

I DON'T LIAK ANYTHANG COTTON PINK

THAT JUST STINKS

SO GIVE ME A DRINK

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY, PUT SOMETHIN

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHIN IN MAH DRANK

Richie is going to sue you now.

[Kitsa]

I'm impressed that you know Ritchie wrote it.

Well done, sir.

[Nick]

He was probably the best drummer they ever had. I wish he had stuck around for longer, maybe they would have had a better run later in the game.

[Kitsa]

They dicked him over with proceeds.

[Nick]

Yeah, they fucked him over on merchandise sells. He also had a hard time with trying to get Johnny to player more complicated songs. It's a shame.

[ThrashO]

There was a fat snatch who used to come into the chili's I worked at every morning and get like three virgin bloody marys. So really just a cup of gross shit.

[Kitsa]

7400 posts already? Holy shit.

[kahljorn]

HI IM NEW WHATS UP GUYS

[Pentegarn]

Not much. If your new you should start a Hi, I'm new thread. That always impresses us

[Tadao]

Has anyone else noticed that Aaarg has become less depressing and very witty? Good job dude. Getting out of the country might be better for you than you think.

[Fathom Zero]

want to see more dog pictures tho

meet the dog quota, chief

this is a business we're running, not a goddamn soup kitchen

[Tadao]

Yeah, you save the mutt yet you aren't proud enough to show us? Might as well kill it then.

[kahljorn]

WHEN I FINALLY MEET YOU YOU'RE ALL BUYING YOUR OWN DRINKS

WHAT ABOUT ME DUDE IVE BEEN NOTHING BUT COOL