Strange but true!

[MattJack]

So I was jogging around the neighborhood a few minutes ago and the strangest thing happened to me.

As I was making my second lap I turned my head to look behind me for cars, and as I did I noticed out the corner of my eye this big dog following me. It was probably 10-12 feet behind me, but I didn't really think anything of it.

I probably went about 20 yards until I slowed my pace down to a fast walk. As I'm walking I hear the dog getting closer, so I stop and turn around to give it a nice pat on the head.

Guess what happened when I turned around?

I realize that it isn't a dog, but it's a deer.

The deer walks right up to me and I pet it on the head for a moment. Then I turn around and continue my jog.

Fucking amazing, I'm sorry, but fu-ckin a-maz-ing.

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[XMoltresX]

omg that is cool. i wish i could have been you i love deers

[XMoltresX]

they are such nice animals an they are just very magestic

[Qwarx]

Awesome!

Do you live near a forest?

[Chojin]

that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.

[MattJack]

I live in the Houston area. My neighborhood has trees and shit in it, but I wouldn't classify it as a forest at all.

Crazy shit!

[MattJack]

that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.

Well at least taking her out for dinner was cheap, right?

[Fatacula]

Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got :bestthread

[MattJack]

ba doomp cchhhh

[mburbank]

JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!


Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?


or Snow White.





its completely gay to have a deer like you







im jealous tho

[Guitar Woman]

More like a John Deere letter haha

[MattJack]

Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now :(

To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it.

[Fatacula]

Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.

He's right, either way = gay.

[Nick]

You should have rode it home.

[saltshakermaniac]

I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.

[Sethomas]

Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.

[Spruce Moose]

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Are you implying that you had to use your "heart ring" powers? That's cheating>:.

[MattJack]

All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!

Your days are numbered.

[Tadao]

MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.

[MattJack]

No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.

Strangest thing that has ever happened to me.

[Tadao]

Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.

[Neen]

These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.

[Fatacula]

Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.

[TheBigMan045]

Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin

Random but awsome at the same time.

[Mockery]

Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?
I hated when one of the ferrets died in that movie and the other one cried for his lost friend. :(

[Pentegarn]

I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks.

[Tadao]

They can also break bones. I wouldn't pet it even though I love me some animals. I would let it smell me though. I guess I would risk pain to try to free it from barbwire or a trap, but I wouldn't risk pain to have a Disney moment.

[Spruce Moose]

I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks.
The kind of ticks that give you Lyme Disease, no less. Like they gave my dog. Luckily he just got early arthritis out of the deal, instead of his kidneys shutting down.

[executioneer]

there was a half-tame deer at a campground i went to once that let people pet it and drank out of a cup if it was offered to it

[Great Mighty Poo]

Forget the ticks, have you ever tasted deer burger? So lean and tasty... Mmmmmhhh.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

if I were you, I'd take the link out of my sig.....just saying.