love?

[george]

ok, i work with this girrl.

she is so freaking hot it is crazy. she has been really friendly with me. mostly because i dote on her. plus i am amused to hear her run all on about girl shit. she isnt, boring, but her problems all seem sort of simple to me, and so i find listening to her talk about her life kind of soothing.

plus i prolly tell her shes pretty like a million times a minute.

so the ohter day we went and got drinks after work, just friendly drinking there was a bunch of us from work and she was just there.

then she came by work tuesday night because "she wanted me to see how pretty she looked when she was off work" and to invite me out to a bar with her thursday.

her boyfriend was to be excluded from this night of drinking, but when i got to the bar he was there. we hung out at this big ass bar for hours, and he pretty much ignored her the whole night, and her and i got plowed.

she is a very huggy, rubby drunk. HOORAY.

when they called last call, her, i, and this gay guy i konw were getting a shot, and her boyfriend got all pissy with her. he said "if you dont come right now you can just walk home"

my gay friend said "i'll give you a ride home" and her boyfriend got really pissed, and the gril decided she better get hopping.

today at work one of my friends told me that her and her BF had a huge argument in the parking lot.

i hope it was about me. if it was cause she likes me TOO much, then hooray. if it was cause he was jealous of me for no good reason, than it is almost even better. after two years of invisibility i can now once again instill fear in the hearts of men. AWSOME.

[Pihlak101]

So you love this girl because of looks and you hope the girl gets her ass yelled at by her big, strong boyfriend?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

if she likes you, she'll drop her boyfriend. if she doesn't , she's not worth your time.
Move along...nothing to see here.

[Styled Executioner]

Going with girls still in relationships is not the way to go. Trust me, I know. Never had to deal with a big boyfriend though, that just seems to add another problem.

Love is as retarded as http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7463/whitetigerdeformed4kx8im6.png

Seriously, you bring love into a situation and it goes from "pretty cool" to "Fuck this, I'mma get me some rope" far too quickly. I've seen it happen a few times now. It's not pretty watching a guy fall in love, get dumped and spend the next year not washing, bathing, changing clothes or talking. Not pretty, but damned funny, in a harsh way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Good luck.

[Spetsnaz]

I suggest the almighty one night stand.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no offense, but I think George knows about love and it's disasterous consequenses.

[Dr. Boogie]

George has learned when and where to stick it in, and he knows when to put it away. Just ask the good people at Food Lion.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOGflCsfefo

[Dr. Boogie]

I can't believe that song isn't any longer than 4 minutes.

[HickMan]

I need to watch A Night at the Roxbury now

[MattJack]

I actually watched it last night :(

[HickMan]

Did you go to the Roxbury?

[MattJack]

There is actually a club around here called the Roxbury, and yes I have been.

Do they play 90s dance music? No, they play dirty ass rap music.

But you can get some play in there if you know what Im sayin and u really can get some hella play if you are white because black people love all things that are white like milk fur women and crack know what im sayin?

[Slick Willy]

ugggh i can not make up my mind about which girl i like better. throw in of four. all equal to me. :P damn teenage angst. i blame the hormones.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

OMGWFTLOLBBQ!!!!1!one!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HickMan]

I don't get it

[glowbelly]

i'm jealous for no reason

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so am I

[executioneer]

i'm jealous but i HAVE a reason

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah? what's your reason?

[MarioRPG]

Blind rage.

[executioneer]

i'm automatically jealous of anyone who doesn't have stupid hangups that prevent them from having relationships

[Cosmo Electrolux]

we all have stupid hangups....shouldn't stop you from at least trying :\

[executioneer]

unfortunately, they do

i can't start conversations with ladies, and when they start conversations with me i tend to panic and flee after a few minutes of no-eye-contact small talk

[Dr. Boogie]

What if I told you that Cosmo was really just my girlfriend posting under his account this whole time?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah, what if....
Boogie, make sure you HANG my pantyhose to dry, and don't overcook the roast again!!!

what do you panic about?

[executioneer]

What if I told you that Cosmo was really just my girlfriend posting under his account this whole time?

THEN I AM AFRAISD IT IS PANIC TIME :lol

edit: actually ladies who are spoken for are not as panic-inducing for some reason

[executioneer]

what do you panic about?

iunno

[Dr. Boogie]

Vagina dentata?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I used to use alcohol as a way to break the ice at parties, but greeting women with "Arga Barga Barga!!!!" and puking on their shoes just doesn't cut it in the singles world. :(

[executioneer]

i can't even do that anymore :( no matter how drunk i am the panic is still there

[Tadao]

you need an aggressive horny woman

[executioneer]

i know, right

[Cosmo Electrolux]

where is Terra?

[Dr. Boogie]

I think she was killed when she tried to fit a bus in her snatch.

[MattJack]

:lol

Last I heard, she was trying to get a vibrator or something that would replace her b/f while he was in Alaska for a weekend.

Maybe Dr. Boogie is right and she was just too ambitious!

[Spetsnaz]

She bought that Challenge XL buttplug I suggested, and is probably in a hospital somewhere suffering from massive anal damage.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm guessing that she is just really busy.....
I thnk Terra would have a unique perspective on Willie's problem.