Weeping for Humanity (and Myself)

[Hugh_Bristic]

This morning I woke up, made breakfast, made up my bed, showered and did my hair.* I then left half an hour early to go to a one-hour class, whereupon I discovered my bike (and sole transportation) had been stolen. I laughed thinking "Man, that sucks" and promptly walked to the bus stop four blocks away. I missed the bus. I missed class. And as I walked back, I sobbed my eyes out. It sucks that I'm screwed; it sucks I lost $250; it sucks I'll have to spend more money I don't have; it all around sucks. But I cry because I realized people suck. They're mean and rapacious and cruel.

Stay tuned for my next installment entitled "The Price of Friendship is $428.50."

*I also brushed my teeth; and if you must know, my hair looks great!

[Dr. Boogie]

Well people do suck, there's no getting around that.

Just get a U lock for your next bike. Or keep your bike/front tire in your apartment/slash dorm.

[Esuohlim]

I've lost three bikes for three different reasons during my first year at school. :(

I decided not to get a fourth one on account of spooky curse :eek

[McClain]

My old Asshole Mentor (Prof. Shamus Tweed) once told me that, "People only suck if you're a sucker."

While that's not much solace for you G, it seems topical. ( ;

[Evil Robot]

Wouldn't it be funny if the person who stole it bombs a recruiting center like that other guy did in Times Square and they blame you and send you to Guantanimo? Shit, that would make this day seem like fun.

[DevilWearsPrada]

The basement of the alamo.

[wobzire]

My bike got stolen out of my backyard today too! Both tires were flat.

[Chojin]

Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Make sure you take your bike seat too. My friend had her bike seat stolen and it was a rough ride home without it.

[Bod]

Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.

[pac-man]

Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.

Just when I start to miss Baltimore... :\

[MetalMilitia]

Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.

1. People often commit suicide BECAUSE they just killed their family.

2. Meh, gotta' kill something.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Is this Zeldasbiggestfan?

[executioneer]

no its a vet

[kahljorn]

one time somebody told me that at some point in life you learn that everybody is a dick and just wants to screw you and you can either get mad or just let it go so I said that if these bitches ever double-crossed me I'd punch them in the face of their dick face!