I-Mockery Server HAUNTED! (is everything working ok now?)

[Mockery]

Sorry 'bout all the downtime yesterday guys... our server went into read-only mode for some reason and it caused just about everything on the site to break. Tech support was uncommonly slow to resolve the issue, but I think everything is up and running properly now.

Is the site working aok for you guys now?

[wobzire]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORK I GOT DONE? It was horrible. I will never forgive this.

[Mockery]

I'm sorry. I-Mockery Productions cannot be held responsible for any work you get done during site downtime. We apologize for this inconvenience and strive to provide you the best in distractions to aid your procrastination. If there's one thing we don't want to hear from our readers, it's that they're being productive! :eek

[Tadao]

I almost went outside yesterday.

[Mockery]

Oh man, that's just horrible. :(

[JJ_Maniac]

You have no idea - I came THIS close to talking to that cute chick who runs the slushie machine at the mall. THIS CLOSE.

[wobzire]

That's even less likely to be true than me actually getting work done you liar!

[Dimnos]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORK I GOT DONE? It was horrible. I will never forgive this.

learn to :wank

[Guitar Woman]

I just sort of left the broken site open in a browser and pretended you guys were there.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://homepage.smc.edu/nestler_andrew/nerds.gif
NERDS!

[Esuohlim]

You have no idea - I came THIS close to talking to that cute chick who runs the slushie machine at the mall. THIS CLOSE.

If this was a crack at me then you can just slag off sir

[DevilWearsPrada]

I hear no sex epic, esouhlim.

[Zomboid]

If this was a crack at me then you can just slag off sir
I didn't even think of that, but it's pretty funny if I imagine you posting that instead.

[darkvare]

lol i spent yesterday drunk cause september is patriotic month in mexico 15 and 16 is like july 4 in america

[Tadao]

:racist joke

[LordSappington]

I tried to open it, it didn't work, then I shrugged and went back to playing doom.

[Bod]

I thought it was just me.

[Neen]

lol i spent yesterday drunk cause september is patriotic month in mexico 15 and 16 is like july 4 in america

Then Cinco de mayo is just a lame-ass excuse to skip out on work?:|

[darkvare]

no cinco de mayo is the day we kicked the ass of the french

[Neen]

The french, huh? Big accomplishment.

[Dimnos]

no cinco de mayo is the day we kicked the ass of the french

That was back when the French were... somewhat of a threat. But then after the Mexicans kicked there asses is when they just started to surrender. They thought "Oh fuck! If we cant even take out some Mexicans what chance do we have... " :lol

[wobzire]

So getting back to the whole point here. I guess the forum is ok now. Unless you count the things that people are posting on it, then it's totally fucked.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The french, huh? Big accomplishment.



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