tmi

[Aaarg]

When I go visit my girlfriend I'll have to bring rubbers.

She's lost her b/c, which would be a bigger problem if I were still living with her.

I haven't used condoms in forever, and I've only done it once with this girl--the first time we ever did it, and I was SHITFACED. Yes, usually it's the other way around. We're special.

NP: SOUNDGARDEN - JESUS CHRIST POSE
:hypno:hypno:hypno

[MetalMilitia]

I see.

[Aaarg]

I am drinking tea and I added milk to it for the first time.

[executioneer]

my sisters dog got cancer

[Aaarg]

Cancer is a bitch. Good luck to your dog.

[Emu]

Fuck that bitch

[Aaarg]

What bitch are you referring to?

[Dimnos]

I would guess the one your will be fucking... but I cant claim to know what Emu is thinking so...

[Aaarg]

Yes, I figured the same thing. In which case, I plan to.

Tonight when I get off work, I am going to the FANCY SUPERMARKET because apparently they sell this variety of tea I am going to buy to see if it's the same type of tea the woman's favorite Chinese food place serves when you eat there. It's delicious! She's always said she'd be happy to find this tea in the store. Look at me, I listen!

[WhiteRat]

Make sure to give her a hot ceaser pleaser.

[Aaarg]

She's vegan.

No, she isn't.

She kills animals and then eats them.

[Aaarg]

Tonight when I get off work, I am going to the FANCY SUPERMARKET because apparently they sell this variety of tea I am going to buy to see if it's the same type of tea the woman's favorite Chinese food place serves when you eat there. It's delicious! She's always said she'd be happy to find this tea in the store. Look at me, I listen!

I bought the tea. It's delicious!

[kahljorn]

at first I thought that said dicklicious :(

[Aaarg]

Not even close!

[kahljorn]

it was at least 50% accurate

[Aaarg]

I'll give you that.