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Kitsa
Oct 6th, 2008, 05:24 PM
The shirt in question is from Sushi Zanmai, a sushi restaurant in Boulder, CO that I'd always wanted to visit. It is, or was anyway, the place owned by Masao Maki, aka G-Fresh from Orgazmo and the Ute chief from Cannibal: The Musical!. As to how I actually got the shirt...funny story.

The ex, while leaving me in a despicable and expensive manner I'd rather not go into, actually called me from this place on his cross-country trip (let me remind you that this is DURING his dumping me and moving to another state, driving my car, calling me from a cellphone my parents had paid for), wanting my t-shirt size so that he could get me one as a souvenir. As a souvenir of him leaving me, his wife? Dunno.

At the time, I was so floored by the sheer ballsitude that I didn't know what to say. I told him XL just to get him off the phone. Then I was just confused for a while.

Not long afterward, damned if it didn't show up in the mail. I was just so astounded by his thinking that buying your ex a souvenir of dumping her was rational that I just put the shirt away, and it's been put away for years. I just found it earlier this summer as I was going through garage sale stuff.

What to do with it? I'm at the point now where I could wear it, at least for the story. What would you do?

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Spit on it and throw it in the trash.

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2008, 05:32 PM
This is Loveline material.

darkvare
Oct 6th, 2008, 06:20 PM
tell him to come pick it up and kick him in the nuts

LordSappington
Oct 6th, 2008, 06:50 PM
Wipe your ass with it and put it in his mailbox. Make sure you had diarrhea foe maximum effect.

Sam
Oct 6th, 2008, 07:58 PM
Send it to me and I will wear it while doing something AMAZING.

Kitsa
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:39 PM
Sam: I'm listening.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/waiting-1.gif

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Can we all do something amazing in it?

;)

Kitsa
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:43 PM
Only if you'll deliver it to the ex yourself and make a kissy face.

Sacks
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:44 PM
Become extremely rich and famous and wear it on TV.

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Only if you'll deliver it to the ex yourself and make a kissy face.

It would be sharp and pointy by then, so I'd probably stab him in the eye with it.

Sam
Oct 6th, 2008, 08:50 PM
I have nothing beyond the idea pitch, because I didn't even think you'd pay attention to me. :(

BUT WE COULD BRAINSTORM.

Zomboid
Oct 6th, 2008, 10:03 PM
HOW ABOUT YOU WEAR IT WHILE WE PWN SOME N00BS IN HALO

Sam
Oct 6th, 2008, 10:12 PM
TAKE THAT NUBS PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

Colonel Flagg
Oct 7th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Never throw away a good piece of clothing. At least use it as a bath mat, or a dishrag. Or you can frame it and use it as a conversation starter - "My (not-then-ex-)husband left me and all I got was this stinking t-shirt."