Your favorite booze

[Pentegarn]

Sometimes people need practical advice

[Guitar Woman]

I fell in love with Midori Sour cocktails tonight. It's like if you liquefied a bag of Sour Patch Kids and made it alcoholic.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want that.

My specialty shot is salt. Tequila. Two sour patch kids.

[ThrashO]

I put the patches (slang for sour patch kids) on some tin foil, heat it up with a lighter and inhale the smoke.

its the appletini of hardcore drugs

[kahljorn]

oh. so you do sour patch kids the way guitar woman didnt do heroin right

[k0k0]

What I like to do with my alcohol is, I get this fat guy frank really drunk, then make him run on the treadmill. I collect his sweat, then soak a tampon in it and shove it up my butt. It's the ultimate drunk.

[MarioRPG]

I want that.

My specialty shot is salt. Tequila. Two sour patch kids.

idn if you're joking but I can see actually doing this.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

definitely not joking. This is the only picture I've been able to get of the aftertaste from it

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/billaftertaste.jpg

I used to be sleek as fuck.

[Kitsa]

Weirdly enough, my cousin told a delightful story at Thanksgiving about finding whiskey-soaked tampons in the garbage at her bounce-house job.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think they know how mucous membranes work.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.adultchocolatemilk.com

Oh fucks

[Kitsa]

also known as ChocoVine, I bet

[Guitar Woman]

I made myself a Jack Rose about 10 minutes ago. It's the best damn cocktail in the galaxy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail)

Not sure how I'd describe the flavor (sort of a balanced mix of sweet and tart since there's lime and grenadine in it, and a little tangy), but rest assured it's better than any alcoholic drink you've ever had, and I got basically smashed off just one. If you've got about 30 bucks, go buy the ingredients from your local liquor store, it's more than worth it. It'd be my go-to drink order if it weren't for the fact that that no bars anywhere serve these things and likely never will again; none of them stock Applejack or even know what it is. I almost want to buy extra bottles of the stuff and give them to the places I frequent just so they'll be able to make me some whenever I'm there.

[kahljorn]

apple flavored anything mixed with brandy would taste like whatever applyjack is i would think ;/

or apple brandy/cider but i dnno if bars carry that kind of stuff.

[WhiteRat]

I've been drinking quite a bit of this stuff lately:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/4622924067_95c42e9078.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

apple flavored anything mixed with brandy would taste like whatever applyjack is i would think ;/

or apple brandy/cider but i dnno if bars carry that kind of stuff.

Actually applejack is a distilled liquor like vodka or whiskey so it doesn't have that pronounced of an apple flavor; tasted to me like a kind of mix between whiskey and rum, kinda spicy. It's smooth as fuck when you drink it straight and I think it's the best hard liquor I've ever had. The taste is like what I imagined whiskey would taste like before I drank whiskey and found out that it tastes like plastic shit.

The best part is that it's only 20 dollars for a fifth because nobody buys it.

[kahljorn]

it probably tasted in between whiskey and rum cause it tasted like apple brandy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That sounds really good.

[kahljorn]

how come i feel like im being trolled whenever i talk to guitar woman

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

because he drinks drinks not drank since the great depression.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

As much as I say fuck the irish guiness and cider tastes amazing.

[MarioRPG]

Sounds good enough, I'll check it out if there's ever applejack around.

[ItalianStereotype]

Actually applejack is a distilled liquor like vodka or whiskey so it doesn't have that pronounced of an apple flavor; tasted to me like a kind of mix between whiskey and rum, kinda spicy. It's smooth as fuck when you drink it straight and I think it's the best hard liquor I've ever had. The taste is like what I imagined whiskey would taste like before I drank whiskey and found out that it tastes like plastic shit.

The best part is that it's only 20 dollars for a fifth because nobody buys it.

you think whiskey tastes like plastic shit, but you like stuff with grenadine in it? cognitive dissonance, yo.

[Mad Melvin]

http://www.ebooze.co.za/eBoozeAdmin/eBoozeAdminDocuments/ContentManagementDocuments/StockCodeImages/Captain%20Morgan%20Dark%20Rum.png

Loving it. Straight up or with coke. I've never really been a fan of hard liquors, but CM has a really great taste. Drinking it is SMOOTH SAILING :x

[Fathom Zero]

I had about 5 shots of soju tonight. It's pretty good. Delicious, in fact.

[Fathom Zero]

Make that 8. It's a good night. I followed it up with a Shiner Bohemian Black Lager.

[Tadao]

That stuff wrecks me.

[Aries]

I'm really happy to see that pumpkin spice & Oktoberfest beers have already started to show up in stores. I'm done with summer...done with heat and humidity and sweating. Yesterday I grabbed a bottle of Shipyard pumpkin ale and visualized fall...which means I-Mockery's Halloween coverage is just around the corner. Oh happy days!

[Fathom Zero]

That stuff wrecks me.

I'm assuming the soju is what you're talking about. It's not even that strong - only 24% or so. This one had an aftertaste like grapefruit or something. It was pretty delicious.

[Tadao]

It's funny how booze and DNA works. I know a lot of people who drink one shot of Sake and are floored. I can waste money on three litters and on get a slight buzz. Give me a glass f Soju and I'm buying strippers.

[WhiteRat]

http://blog.nassauinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/brooklyn-brown.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

What's your favorite Bourbon? One of my favorites is Woodford Reserve, although I also like Bulleit and have been known to drink Knob Creek in a pinch.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Octoberfest from great lakes and magic hat both suck.

Octoberfest from Saranac and Sam Adams are so good. Like perfection good.

Otter Creek makes a damn good octoberfest and some other fall brew.

[Kitsa]

I tried Sam Adams Octoberfest the other day and didn't really see much of a difference from Sam Adams normal, except maybe it was a little tangier. It was okay though. I like Sam Adams.

I discovered a recipe for rum cake that's fucking amazing and now I will be making it all the time. I took the extra precautions of soaking the raisins in Bacardi Gold overnight and just going ahead and making the frosting with Bacardi Gold instead of milk. Solid buzz.

[darkvare]

my brother works at a korean restaurant and my family befriended the owners family so every time we tell them about any sort of event the owner cooks all thesse special plates and gets drunk with us on soju and this weird drink they make with beer and soju

[Fathom Zero]

That sounds fantastic. Soju has become my favorite beverage, after water and orange juice.

[MarioRPG]

I actually work at a Viet-Thai restaraunt so I've been getting around to buying the beers we serve there. I've only tried about 3, but Tsingtao (Chinese) isn't bad or expensive.

[Guitar Woman]

Man, if you bother to actually get decent tequila it's one of the best-tasting liquors.

Here I thought it was all bottles of rubbing alcohol that someone poured a damn pound of salt into. Or alternatively peed into.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tequila makes your clothes explode off though.

[Mike Tobacco]

Man, if you bother to actually get decent tequila it's one of the best-tasting liquors.

Here I thought it was all bottles of rubbing alcohol that someone poured a damn pound of salt into. Or alternatively peed into.

I vacationed in Cancun a few years back and had a similar revelation. Even the better tequilas one can find here in the states pale in comparison with some of what I tasted that week. As with most drinks, top-shelf brands and brands from the native region are the best ways to go.

For anyone who just doesn't like the thought of drinking tequila straight, no matter how good, allow me to recommend La Pinta Pomegranate Tequila and 1921 Cream Tequila. Both are delicious to the point that the uninitiated could be fooled into thinking they aren't tequila. Plus, neither sacrifices that "clothes exploding" after-effect that Ghost mentioned.

[MarioRPG]

Tequila es meuy beuno.

I got a bottle of Jose Silver for my birthday, which is a great one for mixing. When my parents went to Mexico they came back with one bottle that was ring shaped and had a crystal agave plant in the center. That was pretty cool on its own, and the tequila was smooth to boot. Aside from that, if I'm visiting the States I'll usually pick up a bottle of 1800.

[Fathom Zero]

Two shiner bocks, two shots of bourbon, two shots of everclear, and one shot of vodka and I can't even my face right now.

[Kitsa]

I can't even my face right now.

That's the best line ever for assessing intoxication.

I had some whiskey, but I can still my face.

[Colonel Flagg]

I like it that sound.

[Volta1988]

I got a bottle of Forty Creek Whiskey for Christmas. It has to be the smoothest whiskey I've ever tasted. Nothing compares.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone try the Crown Royal Maple?

[Volta1988]

Anyone try the Crown Royal Maple?

No, but it sounds amazing!

[stevetothepast]

i think its gross. but i had it with ginger ale, maybe your supposed to drink it on the rocks?

[Dimnos]

Disliking maple doesnt revoke canadianship?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think steve is saving its bad maple. Bring canadian makes him the expert.

I would drink it on the rocks though.

[stevetothepast]

we usually just drink maple from the trees up here eh.

you hosers wouldn't know about that eh

ya i like crown royal with ginger ale thats what I usually drink but the maple just doesnt work with it.

[Dimnos]

Im going to be sad when the secret mounted police deport you to Australia. :tear

[MarioRPG]

we usually just drink maple from the trees up here eh.

you hosers wouldn't know about that eh

ya i like crown royal with ginger ale thats what I usually drink but the maple just doesnt work with it.
Canadian as fu*k. :rock

My friend returned from Alberta and he brought me a bottle of Everclear (mostly because I asked him to do so). Bandit approved.
http://i.imgur.com/XCHJDl.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

everclear is my faaaaaave

[Colonel Flagg]

I keep a bottle in my desk at work.

For emergencies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fluffy cat and everclear is how the great chicago fire started.

[HickMan]

Ballast Point: Victory at Sea

[ROOKIE]

When Yuengling gets a bit flat and boring I switch to Heineken. When I can no longer taste the hops in Heineken and start thinking about flavor, I switch to Yuengling. I rarely drink liquor unless I'm abroad.