The Zoo

[Shyandquietguy]

Them too! :lol

[BurntToShreds]

Corgi is a master of CQC.

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/maaaaaax.jpg


http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/maaaaaaaaaaaaax.jpg

this is my pal max, my dad adopted him from an animal shelter and gave him to me for my seventh birthday. he's the coolest thing in the world and the best gift ever, but he doesn't like getting his picture takeen:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He looks like he's part giraffe. Got those long dancers legs.

[Supafly345]

What an incredibly weird thing to say.

[executioneer]

i could swear that's a reference to something

[elx]

but he is a big dog!

anyways these are my friends scuttle the toad and homer the turtle, but as it turns out homer was actually a girl so i renamed her shelly.

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/scuttle.jpg

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/homer.jpg

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/atinykitten.jpg
I MAY TAKE THIS KITTY CAT :eek

[The Leader]

It looks just like you, Willie!

[executioneer]

it's a noise machine :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Awwww look at its non-eyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Aww, I want a kitten beard too.

elx: cool turtle

[Supafly345]

tAipJYYqDqw

[stevetothepast]

http://www.dembsky.net/amazon/kinkajou4.jpg

kinkajou:|

[dirtyxblondexdame]

the kittens, Sephie (grey) and Nellie (white). almost 4 months old!
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/kitties/windowsill.jpg<p>
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/kitties/sephie.jpg<p>
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/kitties/monorailkitty.jpg<p>
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/kitties/lazerkitties.jpg

[The Leader]

This is my dog:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/Tetsuo176.jpg

He likes to watch re-runs of Twin Peaks:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/twinpeaks.jpg

Usually he looks like a little fuzzy homeless man:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/homeless.jpg

Yesterday was his eighth birthday and he got to eat corn.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

and of course, my teeny tiny Mimisaurus Rex, who passed away in April of a heart attack (she was only 6. i miss her :()
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/mimi.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/mimi2.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/mimi3.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/friends.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/haimimi.jpg

and my dog, Ebony, she passed a few years back from cancer.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/ebony1.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

The Leader, that is the most awesome series of dog pictures I have ever seen.

[Kitsa]

agreed.

[The Leader]

Why thank you. And I'm sure he'd thank you too if he was able to understand this thread.

[Kitsa]

my dog has the exact same type of hair. The mats can be horrendous :( It's a problem because when you tell a groomer you have a standard poodle they immediately get dollar signs in their eyes.

[The Leader]

We try to keep him cut short because of the mats. And he likes to frolic through leafy glades.

[Kitsa]

my dog doesn't "frolic" so much as "stampede". :(

[stevetothepast]

http://www.animals-pictures-dictionary.com/files/images/759.jpg

Aye Aye.

[RaNkeri]

The Leader, that is the most awesome series of dog pictures I have ever seen.

Agreed. It seems that Fucking Badass >: has gained a worthy challenger

[Kitsa]

Aye Ayes are so sweet, even though that picture is a bit startling.

[Dimnos]

Our hangar cat found himself a friend today.

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pjHSsLBA8lZm_8IX6iQDqTlWyeD3_ClU2wSuPxV6vTshIP-UUQbKiqqS15GGtgNBjttNLz0tmg_c_3Z87H15yamDlcTLctjaF/Lestor.jpg

[Tadao]

Nice placement! Cats are pretty artistic.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/flying-squirrel.jpg

[captain516]

My cat:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2646/3819493548_97aff1bf30.jpg

[Tadao]

For Jeanette X

f4-A9FHYqPo

[Zhukov]

This is a majestic sheep I saw in Leòdhas in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland. Sheep are natural posers, and I was taking photos of them because while we have millions upon millions of sheep in Australia, I don't think I have ever seen a black faced one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/JoePart12464.jpg

[Kitsa]

Two pics of my 15-year-old Leopard Gecko girl Fido shedding this morning:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/Fido1.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/Fido5.jpg

And for Zhukov, a Klan sheep I saw at the fair last year:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/klansheep.jpg

[Zhukov]

It can live to 15 years? That's amazing.

Also, thanks for ruining my 'respect for sheep' bubble.

[Kitsa]

Well, face it...if there are any Klanimals, they're gonna be sheep.

I raised Fido since she was a hatchling, and her mate Spot died a few years ago. I named them the way I did because Leos are really sweet-natured; Fido and Spot would run over and lick my hand if I stuck it in the enclosure.

Fido was always a bit of a dullard when it came to procreation, though. I desperately wanted to keep and incubate some of her eggs, but she was either stupid or not inclined to be a parent. She would always lay her eggs (2 at a time) in the wee hours of the morning in an inhospitable place, directly under a too-hot-for-eggs heatlamp or in a water dish or something. By the time I got to them in the morning, it was always too late.

Most of my animals way outlive their calculated lifespan, heh. I have a cockatiel who's ancient and bald and mean; before his ankle-band fell off we're fairly sure it said 1974 or 75. His cage-mate (band said 1981) died a couple of years ago.

[Dimnos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/JoePart12464.jpg

Would beg to differ with you Kitsa. >:

[Aimless]

Your gecko is gorgeous, Kitsa.


here is bernard, my russian tortoise
http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/bernard.jpg

[Kitsa]

Thanks, Aimless.

Ok, Dimnos, what is your idea of the ideal Klanimal?

[Dimnos]

IDK. I was just kidding. :lol

[Dimnos]

You know... Because he is black.

[Tadao]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Nazi%20Cat.jpg

[Dimnos]

:lol

[dirtyxblondexdame]

lol hitlercats.com?

[Kitsa]

My Russian Blue claiming me.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/arms.jpg

She wubs me.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/commiewubsmommy.jpg

[Chojin]

It can live to 15 years? That's amazing.

Average lifespan for a leopard gecko is 21.

I used to have two. Now I'm trying to get a british shorthair (cat) but shit's expensive :<

[Tadao]

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrels

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/momonga.jpg


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[The Leader]

OMG WHAT KIND OF FUZZY ARE THEY?

[Otto]

OTTO SLEEP
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/n607792146_158215_6895.jpg

[Tadao]

OMG WHAT KIND OF FUZZY ARE THEY?

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrels

[The Leader]

I know what I want for Christmas.

[Tadao]

Get 'em while you can!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_dwarf_flying_squirrel

"It faces threats from habitat destruction."

[Tadao]

BTW, did you see the one in the background on the right? He's up to something.

[The Leader]

Yeah, he's just waiting for the camera to be put away. Then he takes out the target. Nice and clean.

[The Leader]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tet01.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tet02.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tet03.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tet04.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/livejournal%20images/Tet.jpg

[Tadao]

FAT TUMMY! That dog is very photogenic.

[The Leader]

It's a pain sometimes because he'll be doing something adorable and when I whip out the camera, he stops what he's doing and grins for the photo.

[Kitsa]

Here's my flame-point kitty when he was a baby.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/babybasket.jpg

I'll take more pics of the dog after her grooming appt on the 29th. She's looking pretty shaggy right now.

[Hangie]

Bandwith Exceeded :O

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I just got the email. That's annoying :(

It said it would keep my images disabled till the 27th. >:

[Hangie]

Aww that's annoying. You always have such cool things. Like animalsx.

[Dimnos]

http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/bear.jpg

[Tadao]

XFzijYNU3R8

[dirtyxblondexdame]

catsitting for my favorite marmie, Seymour :)

roadblock
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/seymour.jpg

he likes to cuddle
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/seymour3.jpg

profile
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/seymour2.jpg

biggest paws ever
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/horrorchick86/paws.jpg

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/chloesmilingsmall.jpg

[Wiffles]

Nothing screams of kawaii more than a prehistoric sea scorpion ^.^

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/crust.jpg

[stevetothepast]

^is that legit?


edit: obviously not.

[Wiffles]

The animal itself is legit, they once lived in our oceans and can grow the size of a pick-up truck. This is just a mockup ^.^

[stevetothepast]

ya I saw a doc one time on them, it was bizarre, the host/narrator was acting like they were chasing him, but i was ripped, so I kept watching. I just thought maybe they found one somewhere or something like that.

[Wiffles]

yeah, I love those docs too. That was actually one of the mockups from the doc handled by one of the crew

now for a non-extict pic of a kawaii Isopod ^.^

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/isopod_450.jpg

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/IMG3-1.jpg
a dragonfly :)!

[The Leader]

kawaii
What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck does anything you post mean?

[Wiffles]

it means "cute" in japanese o.o
sorry if I come off as un-intelligible, it is not my intention ^^;;

now for a pic of an extinct species of centipede called Arthropleura (actual size)
I like how creatures were bigger back then, instead of the economy size ones we have today ^^;;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/geology_cz-photoarchive_14570-size_.jpg

[Dimnos]

6KYrMpbns28

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/sylvf.jpg
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/sylvg.jpg
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/sylve.jpg
the owner of this dog is an asshole. she got into a fight a few weeks back and got her eye scratched up. now it has basically rotted away, leaving an empty and open eye socket. we'd take her to the vet but she's not our dog nor do we have the money to pay to fix it. she's very happy and playful and unaffected so either it's run its course or it just takes longer for the infection to spread to her brain. :(
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/photos/sylva.jpg

[Kitsa]

Torbie! My family has two. Those are some psycho-ass kitties.

[Aaarg]

is that a cat-person term for tortoise shells?

also she's the sweetest. she's very loving but you can probably tell her jaw is a bit fucked up, so whenever she rubs her head on you you can feel her tooth. ;)

[Kitsa]

straight tortoiseshells are torties....a torbie is a tortoiseshell/tabby mix (random stripelets here and there, like on her head)

Like torties, most male torbies don't live, so they're almost all female. Surviving males are usually sterile.

She looks like a sweetie. Torbies just have their own bizarre outlook on life.

[Aaarg]

huh, weird.

yeah, alyssa explained that it's (well tortoise shell) a female only thing because whatever causes it is on the second x chromosome. so if'n males are born that way, they've got an extra x and are as you mentioned sterile.

and she's definitely an attention hog. i think she hears the stroking of hands on cat fur, because if you pet one of the kittens and she's on the other end of the house, she'll run over and start rubbing on you, as if to say "don't forget me!"

[Kitsa]

Oh, they're very jealous. If I pet one of the other cats, Pepper comes running and we say, "Here comes Little Miss Jealous."

[Aaarg]

Haha, we generally go "aw fuck y'all, pet me muhfuckas!"

[Jeanette X]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMdE5z5KGw

I swore I wouldn't post puppy videos...but this one just made me melt. :melt

[captain516]

2-5jVB6QZPw
Edit: why is this in the 'Movies & television' section?

[Jeanette X]

I remember that one! AWWWWWW!!! :love

[darkvare]

puppies are awesome :3

[executioneer]

i hope nobody gets mad but it seemed like the puppy can't roll back over thread belonged in here :(

[Tadao]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01480/snake_1480967c.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6187320/Snake-with-foot-found-in-China.html

[Dimnos]

What about the winged cats?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/28/i%20believe%20i%20can%20fly%20cat.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/28/winged-cat.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/28/winged-cat-2.jpg

[Kitsa]

uW_-oyAldfo

[Tadao]

NyewRmE_9jk

[captain516]

Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.

[Dimnos]

http://8hl6fq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pw_mdUQ0LvUewondNqSmqXiQiMDKyJ470cnPEMY2hN7UEZgD-IXkCis2Dts-KfL6nhA6EpZ0D141dh7Hqvp8V5Kku_G0hLOSU/sloth.JPG

[Kitsa]

I went to a pet "boutique" today where they had an in-house chihuahua who was roaming the store and who sat out on the main mall's walkway in front of it.

I couldn't ever do that. If that were my dog, I would be freaked the hell out worrying about someone picking it up and sticking it under their coat, or something. Chihuahuas are so tiny :(

[Dimnos]

My newest addition.

http://8hl6fq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pzli1M91JSs3_FOzvvOg8jF0o7vwOXXrSMSCcLbrcWzAe2CC 4VWgZ16bzi9LwBXwFGzR8HGD6FN6_g5IJJa8eC-erp9yVrNbh/Martini.jpg

[stevetothepast]

I was out in the woods looking for some cranberries, I came across this creature:

http://kgp4deathromsite.no-ip.org/lod.jpg

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[kgp4death]

i take that as an invitation....here is my late dog, she died like a month ago.....she kinda looks like Bruce Campbell

http://kgp4deathromsite.no-ip.org/kisen.jpg

[Tadao]

Cute doogie, but maybe you shouldn't have let it chew on anything that says made in china.

[kgp4death]

yeah not funny dude.

[Tadao]

That wasn't meant to be funny dip shit, what are you an asspie? You don't seem too bright.

[Tadao]

Whatever, go ahead and not pay attention to what your pets have in their mouth. Fuck if I care about you.

[Wiffles]

Have you turned into a pet nutritionist now? For all we know, all the known periodic table elements that make up the paint on that product could be nutritious ^.^

[kgp4death]

Well you obviously didn't read what i said "late dog died a month ago" then you said " but maybe you shouldn't have let it chew on anything that says made in china".....which was pretty asshole.....Fuck you Tadao

[The Leader]

Which was pretty asshole? First you write like you're 12, now you're writing like a high school hipster.

[Tadao]

Cute doogie, but maybe you shouldn't have let it chew on anything that says made in china.

If I wanted to say that that's how your fucking dog died, I wouldn't have sugar coated it you fucking sand n*gger. Obviouisly you don't pay attention to what is going on in front of your own eyes.

[Wiffles]

http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/wiffles/argue.jpg

Why cant you both get along like these two -_-;

[Tadao]

Are you saying I can't talk to girls in elevators? Cause I can't. :tear

[kgp4death]

Tadao Maybe you should take the dildo out of your ass you are getting all moody.

[The Leader]

And now he's back to writing like he's 12...

[Tadao]

Capital

[stevetothepast]

I think Tadao is one of the last people on i-mock that you want to say this shit to.

[Tadao]

I hope Koreans live next to him so that his pets don't live a prolonged death.

[kgp4death]

I think Tadao is one of the last people on i-mock that you want to say this shit to.

I am not the bad guy in this conversation I left it at a "not funny" then Tadao had to be a faggot.

[Tadao]

Ah! You are the hero of this story. Where have I heard this before.

[The Leader]

I am not the bad guy in this conversation I left it at a "not funny" then Tadao had to be a faggot.
And you know what they say about faggots...

They're FABULOUS!!!

[Tadao]

Wait, I'm supposed to be gay?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Losers/lol.jpg

[kgp4death]

wow i have a Myspace account that i haven't logged into since last year.... unbelievable, your a retard.

[Tadao]

I love how all your friends are total fairies :lol

[Tadao]

You Playa, what up Doggg, for shizzy my nigga

[Tadao]

Iz gots da full keyburd on my comps, but lik 4 realz dogg, Iz gotsta b me. nowhatt Iz sayin' G

[kgp4death]

some of them are actually pretty famous

[Tadao]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[kgp4death]

http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/rabbit3_freigruen_small.jpg


lol, yeah some of my friends are pretty lame.

[Kitsa]

For crying out loud.

kgp, I'm very sorry that your dog died.

this place isn't really known for sympathy.

[Dimnos]

Not to be a dick about it or anything but with all the toxic shit that comes from China T did have a point. If hunk of plastic says "MADE IN CHINA" right on the front wouldnt you think twice about that? China kills babies.

[Colonel Flagg]

My company buys raw materials from China, and I test the bejeezus out of them each freakin' time for precisely this reason. WADR Wiffy, it's not funny when your children and pets are poisoned by melamine-laced food/formula, or when a toy is contaminated with GHB (date rape drug). I find many things amusing; this is not one of them.

[Dimnos]

So says the Colonel. Verdict delivered! :posh

[Wiffles]

My company buys raw materials from China, and I test the bejeezus out of them each freakin' time for precisely this reason. WADR Wiffy, it's not funny when your children and pets are poisoned by melamine-laced food/formula, or when a toy is contaminated with GHB (date rape drug). I find many things amusing; this is not one of them.

Id imagine the flak you would receive if you didnt do your job properly. Probably why its a sensitive issue to you. I used to work for the food industry and the company does source some of our ingredients from not-so-reputable-sources ie china. We used to joke alot about how our sauce is made from sludge and our buns compressed asbestos, because they do look and taste like it. However I assure you, we would never do, or wish anything that would harm people who buy the stuff ;__;

[Tadao]

vF6PyIML0hI

[Supafly345]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2009/01/11/gentoo_penguin.jpg
FUCK YEAH BRAH

[Tadao]

Have you heard about the bird?

[MLE]

B-b-b-bird bird bird.

[Dimnos]

Bird is the word.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ohgod.jpg

OHGOD

[Kitsa]

lolz

[Tadao]

gtIz1u8g1F0

[stevetothepast]

hehehe

[Kitsa]

6Wopd0vqcxQ

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF2560.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2009/10/28/23/chimp-funeral-1.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

I hope it wasnt achimp. :tear

[Chojin]

one of these things is not like the others

[Kitsa]

I could never work in a primate sanctuary.

[Dimnos]

one of these things is not like the others

The white lady?

[Fathom Zero]

I was gonna say that. :(

[executioneer]

looks like they'll have to get someone else to OH GOD DAMN IT N/M

[Chojin]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs095.snc3/16241_191247010906_670255906_4294053_8287350_n.jpg

I LOVE LAMP

[Kitsa]

I love cats with freckled noses :)

[elx]

since you guys are talking about grey cats and abuse and neglect i think i'll introduce my cat cruise

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/cruisey.jpg
he's at least 36lbs, possibly more. i don't know what happened, i don't like him much. one day i just couldn't lift him up anymore. it's pretty sad and annoying, cause like he'll start walking up the stairs, get tired, fall asleep there, and he takes up the entire step. quite selfish imo :( he doesn't consider those of us who actually can move

[Fathom Zero]

lazy ottoman

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gifhttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[The Leader]

Fatty Fat Cat 2: Electric Boogaloo

[King Hadas]

_9KDr5-teIo

[Fathom Zero]

I was going to find the video of the marine throwing the puppy off the cliff, but I stopped at the hilarity of the fifty-bajillion videos of people commenting on it.

[Kitsa]

That's a shame, because going haw haw haw at animal cruelty would have totally proven how hardcore you are.

[Tadao]

Which reminds me F0, did anyone kick that kid Kenny's ass yet?

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF2769.jpg


It's a wee baby huntsman spider I saw the other day. Interestingly enough, I was in bed last night and I heard a grown one walking towards me, when I turned on the light it froze in it's tracks and I put a bucket over it. In the morning the bucket was tipped over :o

[Kitsa]

you're a one for spider horror stories, aren't you? :P

Those things are big as dinner plates. They frighten me.

[Dimnos]

Interestingly enough, I was in bed last night and I heard a grown one walking towards me, when I turned on the light it froze in it's tracks and I put a bucket over it. In the morning the bucket was tipped over :o

Bear traps.

[stevetothepast]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/04/article-1225042-0711FC80000005DC-332_634x420.jpg

[kahljorn]

WTF IS THAT THING? is has the ass of an elephant the body of a rhinocerus and the face /legs of a hyena or some shit

[stevetothepast]

it's these bears from east germany that lost all their hair and the scientists don't know why.

[executioneer]

fuzzy wuzzy :(

[The Leader]

:lol

[Dimnos]

Here is another.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/06/bare-bear-1.jpg

[stevetothepast]

poor fellas.

[kahljorn]

Its obvious that they are turning into gargoyles and that they are going to wreak havoc on all those commie loving assholes.

[Fathom Zero]

Which reminds me F0, did anyone kick that kid Kenny's ass yet?

Awwww duuuude. I forgot who you were talking about for a minute there. :lol

He got his fifteen minutes and that was the last I heard. I'm sure it's one of those things where due to all the threats and media exposure, it's gonna take five years before he goes to court.

[Zhukov]

They used to shave bears and make them wear dresses in the circus.

[Dimnos]

nRMcslowOr4

[Supafly345]

http://i39.tinypic.com/rjnpty.jpg

[Tadao]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091122/capt.f4559ecbe9d64fe8951a320fb00e17eb.marine_censu s_ny122.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091122/ap_on_sc/us_marine_census

[Tadao]

0Bmhjf0rKe8

[Fathom Zero]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6747/angorarabbit.jpg

It's weird to think that there's an animal in there somewhere.

[Supafly345]

Ed Wood Jr had over ten of those.

[Nick]

Here are some pictures of my new kitty Thomas. :3
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/69/l_95ecdc7e490f4b6fb36631a1c1913938.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/l_cf117abdc0e44ad792e512a96685b96b.jpg

Here he is after a nice bath.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/l_c62cd2b86db344d7be8452c85c7931d2.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/l_f2eb79866e8147849b8c1e8b6714e826.jpg

[Dimnos]

Awww. What a cutie.

[Tadao]

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[Kitsa]

I read a story not too long ago about a bunch of koalas dying off of chlamydia and koala-aids. I didn't even know koala aids existed :(

[Kitsa]

If I had an animal counterpart, I'd want this to be it.

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[Tadao]

THE BADGERS YOUR FRIEND
MAKE FRIENDS WITHE BADGER

[Kitsa]

I put a stuffed badger with a big pink bow on it by the baby crib :(

[Tadao]

You should sing her the badger song everyday

[Tadao]

p6kVF9UarkM

[BatmanJohnson]

Koala-aids looks alot like Kool-aid. OH YEAH!

[Zhukov]

Sucks to evolve apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. Lots of endemic Australian animals are dying off now.

This may mean I can go outdoors without having to carry a gun.

[Tadao]

pQ50PYMXDCQ

[Dimnos]

If I had an animal counterpart, I'd want this to be it.

c81bcjyfn6U

Jacks the food right out of a snakes mouth. THEN, when he is done with that, goes back and makes a meal out of the pissed off snake. :lol That little dude is a fucking bad ass! :rock

[Tadao]

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrels

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/momonga.jpg


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/momonga02.jpg


GAHHHHHHHHHH

[Tadao]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/niblet_41.jpg

[The Leader]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/4397178537_8a75c4a019_o.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

AWWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

[Dimnos]

Oh I thought it was a mail order bride kind of thing.

[kahljorn]

he likes older ladies

[Supafly345]

yhA_TTKetyM
Goddamn it I want a wolf for a babysitter of my kids.

[Fathom Zero]

nw-IAYxu5uo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :love

[Tadao]

OH MAN, I LOVE THAT ONE! :love

[Tadao]

Aye-Aye Threatened by Superstition

http://news.discovery.com/animals/aye-aye-superstition-life.html

:(

[stevetothepast]

http://santagatando.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/axolotl.jpg

[Kitsa]

I used to have to raise mudpuppies for school. They eat and eat and eat and eat and eat.

In Issac Asimov's Book of Facts it says that a deloused hedgehog wouldn't live long because fleas and lice provide "necessary stimulation of the skin". Really?

[Tadao]

Are they like goldfish in that they eat and pee and stabilize water environment for life to grow?

[Kitsa]

I don't know. The water got pretty dirty and we had to have a special filtration system because normal bubble filters drive newts and salamanders insane. This was many, many years ago.

I just remember them eating and getting huge. They also had cute smiley faces and ultimately turned into this (http://www.uri.edu/cels/nrs/paton/marbled%20sal/masa/EX_masa_se.jpg).

[Tadao]

I wndoer if the make good pond cleaners.

[Kitsa]

I used to have an albino african clawed frog who ate and ate and ate. She ate the male in her tank, then one day I was sitting at my computer a good 30-40 feet from the tank and saw a movement on the floor out of the corner of my eye...she was swimming across the carpet toward me, with carpet fiber stuck all over her.

Then one day she disappeared.

[Tadao]

I bet she is now a part of you. :stephen king

[Kitsa]

I hope not, that was one fucking creepy frog.

http://www.natureswindow.dk/RMI_DIAS/rmi01192.jpg

[Tadao]

IT JUST WANTED A HUG!

[Kitsa]

That's not a hug, that's how they stuff smaller frogs into their mouths.

[Tadao]

That's how I hug smaller Asians. :(

[Terra]

I used to have an albino african clawed frog who ate and ate and ate. She ate the male in her tank, then one day I was sitting at my computer a good 30-40 feet from the tank and saw a movement on the floor out of the corner of my eye...she was swimming across the carpet toward me, with carpet fiber stuck all over her.

Then one day she disappeared.


That would freak me out. But the upside is that she ate the male so there's that. :)

[Tadao]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/26955_113097045371067_110343792313059_276150_36716 44_n.jpg

[The Leader]

Ohmygod is that a baby bison?

[Tadao]

IDK!

[The Leader]

It must be a new born 'cause its legs look wobbly. :3

[Tadao]

Turns out that it's a muskox!

[The Leader]

Who would have guessed it?

[Tadao]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/169144076_8c399b9e10_o.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

1SqBdS0XkV4

[Tadao]

IT NEEDS MY KISSES

[executioneer]

i could do without the high pitched tone, though

fucking headache inducing

[Fathom Zero]

I can barely hear it. I'm gon' deef. :(

[executioneer]

i have super-hearing :( IT'S THE ONLY POWER I SHARE WITH WOLVERINE

[executioneer]

apart from the hirsutism

[Supafly345]

GAaH_HlUD68

[Pentegarn]

That just makes you want to die :(

[Dimnos]

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

:x

[Chojin]

i made a meme pic out of that bison

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bro_bison.jpg

[Chojin]

he just looks so braced

[Chojin]

IT NEEDS MY KISSES

how many kisses?

would you say...

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/10million.gif

ten million?

[Tadao]

TEN MILLION TO START

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/169144076_8c399b9e10_o.jpg

http://www.justout.com/uploads/01_Blog_Photos/03_2007/hedwig.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Oh.

Hedwig is my current rolemodel.

I'd rather my rolemodel wasn't a poodle.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Shrubfest, you are hot in blue.

[Dimnos]

http://www.uniquedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/newborn-elephant.jpg

[Tadao]

I would have never guessed it would look like that.

[The Leader]

Since when did elephants have abortions?

[Tadao]

Yeah huh? They fall out way bigger than that and less translucent.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

pink pygmy elephant

[Chojin]

Oh.

Hedwig is my current rolemodel.

I'd rather my rolemodel wasn't a poodle.

whatever happened to weights lady

[Shrubfest]

She's on my background.
But she doen't have fabulous hair.

[Tadao]

J8b5v4USEWY

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/17/lil-ninja-turtle.jpg

[Tadao]

:lol That is awesome!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9146/tumblrl3e1in7adq1qztdg6.jpg

awww it needs my kisses

[Tadao]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ANIMALS WITH BROKEN LEGS!

[Wiffles]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9i1jjRKN5I/S8HeXbF6KhI/AAAAAAAABys/8_hghSmCVEs/s1600/gal_naked_mole.jpg

Its part rat, part mole, but best of all, its naked! The Naked Mole Rat.

[kahljorn]

are you sure that isn't somebodies scrotum?

[Supafly345]

qWZRGZInJkw

[Fathom Zero]

lwM92P8aT64

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tadao]

Oh man! I would almost put up with a bunny for that amount of cuteness.

[Tadao]

5qMJjzjfnXA

[Fathom Zero]

cQhHHMmPKc4

[Fathom Zero]

U5I5H7EeC8k

awwwwwwwwww