Farrah Fawcett and her asshole

[Tadao]

NEW YORK - Farrah Fawcett (http://omg.yahoo.com/celebs/farrah-fawcett/1691;_ylt=AoOpzoQ80S7FFdzU3R_S0Ax7pxx.;_ylv=3) is being treated for anal cancer that has spread to her liver.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/fawcetts-cancer-spread-to-liver-producer-says/20894?nc

[Tadao]

I miss those days of 70's poster girls. It was a special kind of hawt. Thin t-shirts and hard nipples. AND DOLPHIN SHORTS GOD I MISS DOLPHIN SHORTS!

[Kitsa]

Anal cancer is pretty nasty. When you get radiation burns to your ass, that severely reduces the sitting-down options available to you. Think about that.

[Tadao]

That sucks. I guess more women get anal cancer than men.

[Evil Robot]

Don't you hate when you think you have cancer but it turns out you just had to take a dump?

[Tadao]

I thought it was a tumor.

[Kitsa]

I hate it when you think you have to take a dump but it turns out you just had cancer.

[Tadao]

I thought it was peanuts.

[ZeldaQueen]

I thought it was a tumor.
It was a milk dud.

[WhiteRat]

No, it was the handle of a baseball bat.

[Emu]

There's actually a website called OMG?

[Tadao]

I think it's Yahoos celebrity gossip page.

[WhiteRat]

Asshole cancer sucks.

One of my uncles died from it 12 years ago and now his brother has it too.
:(

[Kitsa]

Yep, I've got a relative with it too, that's hows I know about the sitting-down problems. Cancer in any form is bad but this one in particular just lacks dignity.

[Babs]

try having a job where you tell people they have cancer

[WhiteRat]

Never mind losing relatives to cancer, imagine having to tell people they have it!

[Kitsa]

Ever read The Cat in the Hat Comes Back? How first there's a pink ring in the tub, then they wipe it with a white dress, and then the dress is pink, and then they throw the dress against the wall and the wall is pink, and finally the whole fucking place is pink?

Cancer's like that in some ways, you can't get anywhere near it without being stained by it somehow. Whether it's you or relatives or having to tell people. And anymore, cancer isn't an if but a when, so even though I'm a cancer patient I'm not gonna get snarky with someone who thinks it's hard having to tell people. Because I'm sure it is. I know for damn sure it's hard on the other end.

[Babs]

Never mind losing relatives to cancer, imagine having to tell people they have it!

Yeah, I kind of experience both actually.

[Tadao]

Deaded

[Esuohlim]

You are correct sir!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

too much bleach?

[darkvare]

she died, damn!