YOUTUBE (part deux)

[Zomboid]

Hey fellers, let's use this fancy new thing :(

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[Mockery]

And if any of you aren't sure how to embed a Youtube video into your posts using BBcode, please refer to this thread:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702021

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[Tadao]

Bruce should be on the first page.

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[darkvare]

el santo forever
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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[Supafly345]

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[Babs]

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[Aaarg]

kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, and whitest kids u know... man, the sketch comedy in here is awesome.

LET'S KEEP IT ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

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[Esuohlim]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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Looks like it could be Christopher Lloyd's brother.

[Tadao]

Diabetes cat warns of too much Easter candy!

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[LordSappington]

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[ZeldaQueen]

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[Evil Robot]

lol ******!

[ZeldaQueen]

lol ******!
It's linked from a Plan 9 from Outer Space trailer. :lol

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[Tadao]

Wow what an amazing coincidence!

[Tadao]

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[ZeldaQueen]

That's somehow cute and disturbing at the same time...

[WhiteRat]

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[Dimnos]

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[captain516]

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[Chojin]

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[ZeldaQueen]

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[Babs]

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[WhiteRat]

Do the Ricky Bobby!

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[Dimnos]

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:lol
Lyrics arent directly NSFW but... I feel like I should give some sort of warning. Its a bunch of girls singing about trimming the "hedges".

[Aaarg]

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[Tadao]

So yeah, I'm posting this again.

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[Chojin]

Excerpt from a police training video called "Surviving knives".

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[Krythor]

Oh my lord, I would pay anything to see that whole video.

[Zomboid]

Same here. That is by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.

Edit: I did that share thing on facebook and the only reactions were from people bitching abot it not being funny. What the fuck is wrong with people? Those stereotypical accents should be even funnier for us.

[captain516]

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

[Chojin]

My bad, I think it's called "Surviving Edged Weapons".

Here's the only other clip of it on Youtube :<

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[Dimnos]

The Gordons Fisherman guy at 2:15 is the best. He was in the other vid too. :lol

[Krythor]

That speech at the end is magic.

[Tadao]

I love the baseball cap.

[Babs]

STFU OR GTFO LMAO ROFL VIDZ!!1!!

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[Tadao]

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[Babs]

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[King Hadas]

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[robo_rob]

Can't find a version without the added text, it takes away from the kid.
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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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nsfw, especially if you work in an office.

[robo_rob]

The mistreatment of the Battle Beasts pisses off the Autobots, DARNIT!

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[MattJack]

..

[Tadao]

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[robo_rob]

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[Tadao]

gay

[WhiteRat]

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[Dimnos]

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[Babs]

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staring Mark Hamill on the out of place violin

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is that Dave Coulier in the blue cape?

[MetalMilitia]

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:lol

[Tadao]

They finally found a box he fits in!

[Sam]

KITTY

[Supafly345]

Is gay marraige natural?
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Here's the correct answer.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M54NzmhUrUY

THESE ARE MY KITTENS. LOOK AT THEM.

[Krythor]

That gay marriage video is great. Is she reciting rainman fanfiction or radiohead lyrics?

"I eat a computer out of wood and leaves."

[darkvare]

can someone tell me the name of the song?
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[Supafly345]

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Enjoy

[Aaarg]

Hey, do you have the new Depeche Mode album?

Suuuuuuuuuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xillqqt0Y0

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FELsR7szGTs

[darkvare]

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Hey, do you have the new Depeche Mode album?

Suuuuuuuuuck!

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fixed

[Dimnos]

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[Fathom Zero]

HOW DOES THIS SHIT WORK?

[darkvare]

just write the thing that comes right after the ?v= on the url

[Fathom Zero]

Damn, that's right. It's been a while since I used that plugin.

[Tadao]

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[Tadao]

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[Tadao]

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[Dimnos]

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[Fathom Zero]

This is now the fifth website I've seen that on.

[Dimnos]

If this doesnt make you laugh for one reason or another, you are dead inside.

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[Dimnos]

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[Babs]

How the hell is the Rodney Mullen video funny at all? The fact that he makes more money than you?

[Dimnos]

I said "make you laugh". As in... If the tricks dont bring a smile to your face then the dudes outfit from the 80s should if nothing else.

[Tadao]

He's still a tween Dimnos. He doesn't remember when skateboards had wheels made of concrete.

[Tadao]

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[darkvare]

I said "make you laugh". As in... If the tricks dont bring a smile to your face then the dudes outfit from the 80s should if nothing else.
i was expecting a fall or someone suffering

[Dimnos]

Ok my statement may have been a little vague. I offer this in reparation.

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[Dr. Boogie]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[captain516]

That furniture ad was hilarious. Rodney, not so much.
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[Tadao]

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[Mockery]

Just got the intro for Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum up on Youtube. :picklehat

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzSMv9qnQX8

[Fathom Zero]

Best song ever. Can't top your screaming, man, no matter how much I may try.

[Mockery]

Hehe thanks man... I've always loved yelling at the top of my lungs ever since I was a kid. If ya really like the song, I put the MP3 up for download last night too. You can grab it here:
http://www.docmock.com/?p=72

[Dr. Boogie]

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[MetalMilitia]

Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleaum yoooouuuuuuuu tuuuuuubeeee'd. (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=GzSMv9qnQX8&startZoom=1)

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/

[Fathom Zero]

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[Supafly345]

An anime fangirl realdoll creature (http://www.youtube.com/user/axelswife1) that also happens to love mst3k decided to mix the two together.
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Its a whimsical atrocity- enjoy.

[Dr. Boogie]

She cut out the actual MST3K portion of that movie in order to make her video, but she still put "MST3K" in the title. Lame.

[Dr. Boogie]

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MIND BOGGLIN'!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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Macho Ghost

[DevilWearsPrada]

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Crispin glover in what the fuck

[Mockery]

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[Dimnos]

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[Geggy]

my avatar explained. have these people gone fucking INSANE?!

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[Tadao]

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[Dr. Boogie]

I miss Bob & Tom.

[kahljorn]

Dimnos video is hilarious

"Oh damnit"

[Supafly345]

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Last time on Star Trek: The Next Generation

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Mike Ditka at his finest?
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[Babs]

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[Tadao]

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[Womti]

:\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bears playing ice hockey.

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[Geggy]

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for some reason this made me laugh.

[Supafly345]

mGrIlZ8_4_8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrIlZ8_4_8)
Cinematic Masterpiece.

[Tadao]

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[Dimnos]

I didnt see am octopus! That vid lied!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was wondering what happened to Lorenzo Lamas.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is creeping me out

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[Tadao]

Sounds better than the original.

[Dimnos]

Kidz Bop :lol

[Tadao]

This was a favorite.

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[Dr. Boogie]

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[Tadao]

I feel ill.

[whoreable]

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30968795/

[Dimnos]

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[Tadao]

Another in a long list of favorites,

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It's the meat strapped to their heads that make me fall in love with Japan all over again.

[Sam]

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[Sam]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The Bubble man song is really sad :tear
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[Mockery]

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It's because of games like this that Nintendo conquered the video game market once again. (please let this come to the US)

[wristbandsnow]

:squiglyHi dear friends, You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Dazzle :squigly

[Dimnos]

Dear friends :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel taken advantage of.

[Sam]

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[ZeldaQueen]

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[Dimnos]

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[Sam]

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[Tadao]

Fucking Japs

[Dimnos]

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[RaNkeri]

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The guy starts pulling out pretty impressive moves on 3:14 and onwards

[RaNkeri]

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[Dimnos]

That dude from enter the ninja who shrugs before he dies is classic. :lol

[Tadao]

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[RaNkeri]

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No matter what, I have to see this movie. I love the blade lick.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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The guy starts pulling out pretty impressive moves on 3:14 and onwards

I didn't see any impressive moves but Dschingis Khan are always great

[ZeldaQueen]

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[Supafly345]

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Much funnier than you'd ever expect it to be.

[Sam]

The one where the Scout sells the Slap Chop is funny too. :(

[Dimnos]

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[RaNkeri]

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[kneegrow]

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[Tadao]

Hidden racist are the worst.

[Big McLargehuge]

who has such a horribly boring life that they think that this (wow) is something worth sharing?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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:rolleyes

[ZeldaQueen]

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[Womti]

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[Womti]

know what I'm sayin'

[RaNkeri]

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Man, I remember when back in the early 90s most of these old disney cartoons were shown in Finnish tv and we had them recorded on VHS. This one was one of my favorites.

[Dimnos]

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[RaNkeri]

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[RaNkeri]

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[MattJack]

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I wish I had friends that talked like this.

Best.Accent.Ever.

"A total fuck*ng psycho." :lol

[Dimnos]

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[RaNkeri]

That is a joke, right?

[Dimnos]

The inability to wipe your own ass is NO JOKE. Millions of people world wide are afflicted with this problem... namely here in fat ass USA.

[Kitsa]

This never fails to remind me of here.


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[Dimnos]

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[Tadao]

Poor nanners

[MattJack]

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[Dimnos]

What a jerk!

[Dimnos]

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[Dimnos]

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[Sam]

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[LordSappington]

I want! I want!

[Tadao]

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[Dimnos]

North Carolina women need to stop flushing their tampons. >:

[Fathom Zero]

Nsfw Bible Black english dub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAb3soNjrA4

"You always want something in your mouth." :lol

[Dimnos]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, we're pretty fucking awesome. 1:30 into the video. After the LTJ's take on song its followed up by my favorite song on the new album.

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[Dimnos]

Soccer fans. :rolleyes

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[Geggy]

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[Sam]

I can't wait

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[Tadao]

I was wondering if they had Star Trek rights lol

[Tadao]

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[Dimnos]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

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[Tadao]

Oh man this is scary creepy.

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[Dimnos]

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm sick of playing the field into the camera too. :lol

[Supafly345]

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Germany's civil rights movement.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in europe I guess.

:lol :lol :lol at 2:15 of the incest video. Its just like BAM.

[Supafly345]

So our first couple of kids were born with disabilities and taken away, so we figured, we've lost so much, why not have more?

[Tadao]

Pillow lloks like it says " I Love Dick"

[Tadao]

One of them could get fixed and they could adopt. Problem solved. If the "bloodline" is that important, well the one that isn't sterile can test tube the baby. If it has to be pure bloodline, well then it's not about love and they should stop it.

[DevilWearsPrada]

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Guy gets a (near) perfect score on 'family feud' for the SNES in under 8 minutes by typing outrageous shit that passes for right answers to the computer :lol

[darkvare]

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[Kitsa]

One of them could get fixed and they could adopt. Problem solved. If the "bloodline" is that important, well the one that isn't sterile can test tube the baby. If it has to be pure bloodline, well then it's not about love and they should stop it.


Is this not available in German?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_in_the_Attic

[Tadao]

I'm sure it's on the ban list.

[Kitsa]

you know, not to go too far OT here but I don't get Germany's pattern of banning. I was in Heidelberg (Griswoldlike pilgrimage to the ancestral home nearby in France) and wandering...it was probably like '93, '94. And I turn a corner and here in this courtyard is an open-air porno market. It was like a farmer's market, but porn. One entire stall was shirts with different sex positions on them. That's ok, but certain books that cover incest or whatever are a total no-go.

But then again Europe is that way with sex in general. Screw yourself silly, but just with the government-approved, and while we're at it you can only name the resultant baby from this state-approved list.

:rolleyes

Oh, right, youtube thread:
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[MetalMilitia]

But then again Europe is that way with sex in general. Screw yourself silly, but just with the government-approved, and while we're at it you can only name the resultant baby from this state-approved list.

:rolleyes


I'm specifically moving to America so I can name my kid Adolf Hitler, and if I have another it's getting a cool middle name like "white power". No governments aint stoppin' me ruining my kid's life.

[Kitsa]

So you're for a state-approved list then?

It just causes the French to carry hyphenation to ridiculous lengths, e.g. Marie-Claude-Christine-Aloise-Whatever.

[MetalMilitia]

I think it's good that people aren't allowed to name their kids certain stupid things, as to me it seems like a kind of indirect child-abuse. If you name your kid Hitler the kid is going to have to live with people giving him shit until he's old enough to change it. What benefit is there allowing people to ruin their kids' lives?

I'm all for free speech and the freedom to express your crazy politics in a variety of ways but you shouldn't bring children into it.

[Zhukov]

What about 'Erwin Rommel' MM? Ok or crazy? I'm thinking of calling my kid that. :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My kids midldle is going to be William and his first name with be twoendee.
So then I can call him 2nd Bill (last name)*

[MetalMilitia]

I think it's slightly poor taste seeing as how Rommel was a party member and most people don't know how he died or what his views on Nazi war crimes were.

I think you'll need to disguise it somehow like "Steve Erwin Rommel".

[Zhukov]

Fair enough point. Of course I could play it safe and call him (or her!) Georgi Zhukov, but I'm a wild sort of person.

[Tadao]

For Dimnos

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That got more and more bizarre.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This one might actually be worse
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[Otto]

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[Dimnos]

For me? You shouldnt have. :love

[Tadao]

I saw midget Philippino Spiderman an instantly thought of you.

[Babs]

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Skip the bullshit and head to the 2:00 minute mark. Shit gets pretty saucy.

[Dimnos]

I saw midget Philippino Spiderman an instantly thought of you.

He was the best part. :lol

[Dimnos]

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[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Terra]

Are there coupons offered?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You only get a discount with this:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0064.jpg

[Sam]

I wish I had a TG-16 :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't seen any of season two since it went to IFC but this is hilarious.
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[Supafly345]

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But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy speed and driving before it a spiral, rethickening cloud of the pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter. Still came that eldritch, mocking cry- "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" and at last we remembered that the demoniac Shoggoths—given life, thought, and plastic organ patterns solely by the Old Ones, and having no language save that which the dot groups expressed—had likewise no voice save the imitated accents of their bygone masters.

[Dimnos]

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Tadao beat you to the punch.

[Dimnos]

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[Tadao]

Watch till the end :lol

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[executioneer]

weren't those "unknown lifeforms" actually just colonies of worms :/

[executioneer]

not that a large mass of annelids can't be dangerous and creepy, just ask SHODAN :x

[Babs]

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KISS is seriously the best!:rock

[Supafly345]

weren't those "unknown lifeforms" actually just colonies of worms :/
Yes. ONe would move making all the others move like one big muscle, creepy as hell.

[Fathom Zero]

It looks like a retarded heart.

[Tadao]

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[Babs]

your balls just dropped

[DevilWearsPrada]

not that a large mass of annelids can't be dangerous and creepy, just ask SHODAN :x

That guy better have taken at least 2 anti-toxin hypos before he filmed that pile of worns :(

[Sam]

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:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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[MattJack]

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[MattJack]

SAM U CANT TOUCH THIS

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[Supafly345]

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[Sam]

SAM U CANT TOUCH THIS

I don't know if that is worse then Darth Vader's breathing being piped in over Backstreet's Back. :(

[Dr. Boogie]

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[Tadao]

That video just made me think less of them.

[Dr. Boogie]

Meh to you then.

[Tadao]

I really like them for what they do and what they are, but that video just makes them look like soulless robots. Yeah the programed paint cannons to make a design, but it is in no way art and should not be applauded like it is. Really when it comes down to it, what they did is easy and I could have done it when I was in 6th grade if I had the money.

[Dr. Boogie]

Really when it comes down to it, what they did is easy and I could have done it when I was in 6th grade if I had the money.

Ah, the armchair special effects coordinator.

[Tadao]

That's not special effects. That's lining up a paintball gun. :rolleyes

[Dr. Boogie]

No, I know what you mean. The other day, they had the episode where they attached a metal frame to a compact car and then ran hoses through it to see if they could get the car to levitate. And I was all like "psh, big deal. I can attach hoses to my car."

And that time they tried making a jetpack by taping a bunch of 2-liter bottles together. I was like, "man, I got duct tape in my garage, yo!"

[Tadao]

Exactly. I guess they are geniuses because they can blow things up.

[Dr. Boogie]

Psh, my cousin blew up a mailbox with a fistful of M80s, and he's no genius.

[Tadao]

It does however take a lot of skill to sit in a walk in freezer and drink bourbon and have your core temperature measured every so often. I think you need a masters degree in physics to do that.

[Dr. Boogie]

I know, right? I was like, "dude, I coulda done that if they hadn't fired me from the meat packing plant over in Gary."

Now it's like I gotta get one of those laydown freezers.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol stop that

[executioneer]

SARCASM FIGHT

[Geggy]

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[Dr. Boogie]

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[Tadao]

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[MattJack]

TOO BAD FAITH NO MORE SUCKS TOO :LOL IRONY FTW