Kanye West: Father of Digital Penis

[Yggdrasill]

"First beat I did," he recalls, "was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes.

http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_8117

I'm not up to date on Kanye and I found this typing "pink dolphin gaydar" into google. I wanna make a joke but i'm trying to remember how this forum works. Do we tell jokes? 8>>>>>>

[Tadao]

Lol, you are searching for "pink dolphin gaydar".

[Dimnos]

Yeah as odd as it is Kanye was programming penis games, the kicker here is your google search. I dont think I even want to know why you were searching for that. :lol

[Dr. Boogie]

So he was a rom hacker, then.

[darkvare]

wow if kayne pseudo rap carrer hadn't worked boogie would probably make a review of his dick bros game

[Angryhydralisk]

This is hilarious. The only person matching this man in sheer ego and nepotism is probably Vince McMahon.

[Schimid]

So he was a rom hacker, then.

Beat me to it, you prick.

[Mockery]

So he was a rom hacker, then.
Makes you wonder if we've ever reviewed any of his material in the rom hacks section.

[Yggdrasill]

Tadoa/Dimnos the Amazonian River Dolphin is a serious subject and a seriously untapped source of awesome. Oh and thanks, apparently we don't joke around here.

I wonder if we could have those rom hacks and plaster Kanyes name all over them. If we could get him to publicly deny them and that his hacks would have "the biggest penis, the most expensive, complicated million dollar penis physics money could buy, I never seen thier penis... etc." That would be awesome.

[kahljorn]

Pink Dolphins should be everywhere. Fact.