Camping

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going camping on wednesday and I think I have everything I need.

/ cabin
/ sleeping bag
/ food
/ beer
/ beer
/ beer
/ frisbee
/ bug killer
/ wood
/ friends

Anything I'm forgetting?

[Sam]

/your sister

[Tadao]

/sniper rifle

[Sam]

/cannibal rednecks to combat

[Dixie]

/zombie repellent

[Tadao]

/sacrifice for the bear god

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YOUR SISTER ;)
She's coming, I'll take pictures
/sniper rifle
need to get that
/cannibal rednecks to combat
We saw some last year. They were "Good Ol Boys"
/zombie repellent
Need to get that
/sacrifice for the bear god
I'm bringing sacrifices for the beer god. Does that count?

[Sam]

/colt 45
/2 zig zags
/baby that's all we need

[MattJack]

/go to the park after dark

[Sam]

/smoke dat tumble weed

[Dixie]

don't forget to bring chaperones so you don't have sex or do any drugs.
that way the pyscho killer from Crystal Lake won't kill all of you

[Tadao]

/Night vision camera

So we can see your sis in her undies.

[Sam]

/Tadao

So he can stare at your sister with lust in his eyes

[Tadao]

From the bushes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

/colt 45
/2 zig zags
/baby that's all we need

/

I need to get my copy of "Da Dip" back for the ladies

[Sam]

FREAKNASTTTTYYY

[RaNkeri]

/virgin-to-be-sacrificed for camp gods in a pagan ritual

unless your sister is a virgin
EDIT: and if that's the case I'd suggest to drop Tadao from your list

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tried to get my friend to rap last year but she ended up just getting way too crunk. She was walking in the dark with a miners hat with a flash light on in in the distance. I was watching from far away and all of a sudden the flashlight was pointing vertically instead of horizontal.

[Sam]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

unless your sister is a virgin

:lol Not the way she rings a doorbell.

[Sam]

SHE COULD RING MY DOORBELL.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE, BUT I WOULD INSTALL ONE. :(

[ZeldaQueen]

/ Cheez-its

[Zomboid]

^
/ :lol \

He's camping in that tent! :lol

[Evil Robot]

Dont forget to bring a garbage bag and plastic forks.

[The Leader]

/duct tape
/rubber gloves
/garbage bags
/hand lotion
/a wire hangar
/razor blades
/propane torch
/rope
/your sister

[kahljorn]

one chicken

[RaNkeri]

/cabin keys

[Tadao]

I'll pitch a tent with your sister.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I showed her the "Do me Tadao" pic and she was all like :rolleyes

My camera should be coming in on Tuesday so I'll have new pics

[Sam]

/a dvd of Cool Runnings

[Tadao]

Good work 10k, now she's curious.

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/10ksis01fixxxed.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

/a dvd of Cool Runnings

/ Murder She Wrote

[Sam]

/yakkayakkayakkayowwww

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

/Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-ding dong-dang ding-dong duck!

[Tadao]

So you are camping in a cabin eh? Pussy.

/boombox and music

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, I like camping but not bugs. I need to get some wood.

My ex ex girlfriend actually used the pick up line "I'll help you pitch a tent" on me when we first started seeing each other. She's also the one where I accidentally fucked her in the ass....I felt bed and took her to Dennys.

/bonerjams

[Tadao]

Oh shit, I forgot to take mine to Dennys. No wonder why she won't talk to me. :tear

[RaNkeri]

how bout one of 'em friday the 13th motion pictures? :posh

[Sam]

IT'S NEVER AN ACCIDENT TO PUT IT IN A GIRLS ASS :rolleyes

[Shyandquietguy]

Camping? Why don't you just jump over the barricade at the bear exhibit. That's what the whole fucking excitement over camping is about.

[Big McLargehuge]

When i camp i bring a tent, a bedroll, first aid kit, two knives, one hatchet, mess kit, tinder kit, weed, field guide to local wild edibles, maps, some dried food and if i am really really lucky a girl.

The way most people camp is for pussies, if you can't fit it in your pack, leave it at home.*


*ladies excluded

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When i camp i bring a tent, a bedroll, first aid kit, two knives, one hatchet, mess kit, tinder kit, weed, field guide to local wild edibles, maps, some dried food and if i am really really lucky a girl.

The way most people camp is for pussies, if you can't fit it in your pack, leave it at home.*


*ladies excluded

Want to come camping hon?

*ladies excluded

[Big McLargehuge]

I meant you didn't have to put ladies in your pack :x

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I meant you didn't have to put ladies in your pack :x

Okay, cool. So we're heading down wednesday and coming back friday. Get ready for a wild time!

[Kitsa]

toilet paper? Wet wipes? Soap?

[Pub Lover]

The forest has leaves, Kits. ;)

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU WOULDN"T LAST TWO SECONDS OUT THERE YOU PAMPERED LITTLE PRINCESS

[Tadao]

http://www.teraasekeskus.com/images/extra/RamboSurvivalKnife.jpg

[Dimnos]

cztgMpihnfk

[Kitsa]

I know very well that forests have leaves. And I took enough microbiology and parasitology to know that I don't want to wipe my ass with them. Thanks.

My cleanliness obsession really hinders any quality time in the woods, although I happily go on day-hikes.

[Sacks]

/your mitts

[Big McLargehuge]

"OH NO I AM AFRAID FO THE VIRUSES AND SUCH ON THIS LEAF, HOW WILL I WIPE MYSELF"
The bear sneaking up on you while you debate this:
"DINNER".

[The Leader]

OCD isn't fun. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

If you bring a sniper rifle, don't forget your manifesto.

[Sam]

YOUR STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO

[Bod]

um, torch?

[The Leader]

We say flashlight here in America, you foreigner.

[executioneer]

the leader don't make me start hectoring you

[The Leader]

I don't know what that means. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm just getting back and I'm fucking beat.

[Evil Robot]

Who beat you?

[Sam]

His sister.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A bear

[Geggy]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517C1l2PSVL._SL500_AA280_.jpg