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captain516
Jun 28th, 2009, 12:30 PM
Guess who else just died!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
Good night, sweet prince.http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2565/3668772980_6a904bb4b5_o.jpg

Evil Robot
Jun 28th, 2009, 01:19 PM
No fucking way, I bet he OD'd on coke. All those infomercial guys are coke heads.

Kitsa
Jun 28th, 2009, 01:21 PM
What the hell is happening?

Evil Robot
Jun 28th, 2009, 01:29 PM
I was joking around with people that there is now a "celebrity holocaust" in which ALL celebrities die in a span of two months as retribution for worshiping false idols. This is the word of our lord Jesus Christ.

Hangie
Jun 28th, 2009, 01:43 PM
He's going to pop out of his coffin at the funeral and do an infomercial for how new oxyclean bleach cleaned him at the obituary. Then he'll die again :(

Dr. Boogie
Jun 28th, 2009, 02:27 PM
Geez. It's going to be weird watching the rest of Pitchmen now.

Tadao
Jun 28th, 2009, 02:31 PM
Do you think little Billy will go into pitching or directing pitches like he wanted to?

Kitsa
Jun 28th, 2009, 02:41 PM
I guess (from what I read) he was in a minor plane accident yesterday- I wonder if he had an injury he didn't know about.

His Twitter (http://twitter.com/realBillyMays)

Phoenix Gamma
Jun 28th, 2009, 04:32 PM
We all know how he really died... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/PGamma/bumbumbuuuuuuuuuuuum.png)

But still, his reality show was actually pretty interesting and fun to watch.

DevilWearsPrada
Jun 28th, 2009, 04:35 PM
_tyct9l-fD8

:tear

Mockery
Jun 28th, 2009, 04:39 PM
Death is a jerk. >:

The Leader
Jun 28th, 2009, 04:49 PM
Why has God forsaken his children like this?

LordSappington
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:21 PM
Who's next, Bruce Willis? Sinbad? I'm scared. :(

Tadao
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:24 PM
Who's not in line to die?

LordSappington
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:25 PM
That was oddly philosophical. I like it.

Tadao
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:27 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/EmoBunnyinline.jpg

BurntToShreds
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:30 PM
Death is a jerk. >:

Why can't the Belmonts get off their asses and do something about this? I mean, this is seriously getting out of hand...

Phoenix Gamma
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:32 PM
Who's next, Bruce Willis? Sinbad? I'm scared. :(

Would we really miss Sinbad?

Kitsa
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:48 PM
Seems to be a bad year for 1958 births (http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=yob&ID=1958) :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:48 PM
Death is the new trend for celebrities.

Tadao
Jun 28th, 2009, 05:51 PM
Seems to be a bad year for 1958 births (http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=yob&ID=1958) :(

I guess I should be preparing for my parents death. :tear

Evil Robot
Jun 28th, 2009, 06:51 PM
I blame the reckless nuclear weapon testing of the US for these deaths.

Colonel Flagg
Jun 28th, 2009, 08:35 PM
Seems to be a bad year for 1958 births (http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=yob&ID=1958) :(

Phew! Missed it by that much.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 28th, 2009, 09:05 PM
Phew! Missed it by that much.


:DONADAMS

robo_rob
Jun 28th, 2009, 09:16 PM
I hope they use an Awesome Auger when digging his grave.

Colonel Flagg
Jun 28th, 2009, 10:31 PM
:DONADAMS

Yes, Chumly!

Dr. Boogie
Jun 29th, 2009, 02:52 PM
I guess (from what I read) he was in a minor plane accident yesterday- I wonder if he had an injury he didn't know about.

His Twitter (http://twitter.com/realBillyMays)

Tell me I'm not the only one who expected his twitters to be in all caps.

stevetothepast
Jun 29th, 2009, 06:00 PM
I hope they use an Awesome Auger when digging his grave.

:lol

Kilgore Cod
Jun 29th, 2009, 06:50 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/nbug77.jpg

whoreable
Jun 29th, 2009, 07:20 PM
im gonna pour out a 40 of oxi-clean in his honor

Tadao
Jun 29th, 2009, 10:14 PM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg

Chojin
Jun 30th, 2009, 09:32 AM
lol :<

Angryhydralisk
Jun 30th, 2009, 10:36 AM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MY DEATH! THE SECRET!...IS IN THE HEART ATTACK!

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

captain516
Jul 1st, 2009, 10:57 PM
BUT WAIT! THERE'S (NO) MORE!

Tadao
Jul 2nd, 2009, 02:00 AM
Just watched the last Pitchmen. :tear

Evil Robot
Aug 7th, 2009, 05:55 PM
No fucking way, I bet he OD'd on coke. All those infomercial guys are coke heads.
BWWWAAAAA!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER HE DID OD ON COKE!!!!!!!! Do I know a drug addict when I see one or what?!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/08/07/2009-08-07_tv_pitchman_billy_mays_.html

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 7th, 2009, 06:02 PM
It sounds like it was a few days before his head injury though.

Evil Robot
Aug 7th, 2009, 06:14 PM
But he was still a cokehead and cokeheads die, thats just what they do.

Evil Robot
Aug 7th, 2009, 06:16 PM
And a boo boo on ones head does not trigger a heart attack.

Kitsa
Aug 7th, 2009, 06:29 PM
it can if he throws a clot.

Evil Robot
Aug 7th, 2009, 09:56 PM
Or an 8-ball

DevilWearsPrada
Aug 7th, 2009, 11:49 PM
http://www.billymaysfacts.com/images/billymays.jpg


Billy Mays here for Oxy-Clean: the best cleaning solution to cut your product with, GUARANTEED!