Ctrl+V

[Fathom Zero]

LMFAO - I'm In Miami Bitch

[Sam]

can't stand that Fathom Ze

[Sacks]

http://beachhead.squarespace.com/storage/SculpeyHag_1.jpg

[Esuohlim]

2009

[Sam]

uohlim is such an assh

[Tadao]

http://www.cosplaytrainwreck.com/images/pictures/432L.jpg

[Sam]

Minnetonka

[Sacks]

SweatyHairyDaddy: Are you a virgin?
DaisyMae12: Yes, tee hee
SweatyHairyDaddy: I'm gonna put a hole in your vag so big you can drive a truck through it. Would you like that?
DaisyMae12: I guess so, LOL

[DevilWearsPrada]

Well I just felt like using the phrase 'murderrape text game' in a sentence, is all

[Aaarg]

Otherwise there's really not much point unless there's some specific software you have to use.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/holyshititsalion.gif

Edited to add: before you get all excited, this is a dedicated imockery photobucket.

[darkvare]

so how many cuban restaurants have you visited

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.cafepress.com/hotmommatees.346225616

[Supafly345]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjwtO41cOI8

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.nmmlp.org/media_literacy/deconstructing_media.html

[Kitsa]

http://www.awdsf.com/courseware/photoshop/ps2_ImageSize_Resolution.htm

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Denise - "Wow, Bill. You were mackin' it all weekend."
Me - "Yeah, I mac it like cheese."

[Guitar Woman]

Stranger: you must be severus snape because you just made my prince full blood

You: man, you fantasize about Alan Rickman too?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.coolcats.fr/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/400x400/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/a/r/artofsome.jpg

[Tadao]

This thread would be way more amusing if I was on someone elses computer or shared this one with somebody.

[Dimnos]

http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/trooper.jpg

[BurntToShreds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwhVQc8HkN0&feature=channel_page

[MarioRPG]

i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8k02b_the-bad-girls-club-amber-ms-problem_shortfilms

I'm on my family's computer now.

[Tadao]

:lol I'm afraid to ctrl-v on my dads computer.

[Fathom Zero]

It's the easiest form of spying.

[Sacks]

This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays.

French stewart already beat you to it.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21141

[Hangie]

Well Jarkina, it seems to me that you are the one without social graces here, as your immediate reaction is to insult me and call me an "asshat" (although you SO CLEVERLY censored your self using dollar signs) without even reading my post. Also if we're going to make childish stories about eachother, I'm guessing you play WoW because you have violent tendencies and have to have some outlet or else you'll go crazy and kill your mom the next time she gives you pepsi instead of coke.

You wouldn't go onto the news and say YO GUYS MY MOM DIED! EVERYONE BE CONCERNED!, so why go onto a website for WoW news and decide to do the same?

Your f

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvox/archive/2009/09/04/forget-all-about-steve-here-are-hollywood-s-best-stalker-girlfriend-movies.aspx

Someone's comment - >

lame article, with grammatical and factural errors ("most girlfriend stalker's end up dead" - no need for the apostrophe and "Janet Jason Leigh" - it's Jennifer Jason Leigh). I really wish articles were proofread more conscientiously.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a huge crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh.

[Hangie]

[ verse 1: bushwick bill ]
Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat
Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends
The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head
Sit down, and watch you bleed to death
I hear the sound of your last breath
Shouldnt have been around, I went all the way left
You was in the right place with me at the wrong time
Im a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind
Calm down, back to reality
Dont fear death, cause I know that its promised to me
Flashes, I get flashes of jason
Gimme a knife, a million lives Im wastin
The shadow of death follows me, I dont give a fuck
Pussy play superman, your assll get boxed up
Put him in a straight jacket, the mans sick
This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic

(hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society)
(hes a) (hes a)
(hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society)

[ verse 2: bushwick bill ]
Lookin through her window, now my body is warm
Shes naked, and Im a peepin tom
Her bodys beautiful, so Im thinkin rape
Shouldnt have had her curtains open, so thats her fate
Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth
Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch
Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, Im cuttin
Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin
She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose
Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed
Had sex with the corpse before I left her
And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter
Run for shelter never crossed my mind
I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine
Dial 911 for the bitch
But the cops aint shit when theyre fuckin with a lunatic

(another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac)
(maniac) (maniac)
(another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac)

[ verse 3: scarface ]
I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin at candles
Dreamin of the people Ive dismantled
I close my eyes and in the circle
Appears the images of sons of bitches that I murdered
Flashbacks of bodies bein fucked up
Once I attack, Im like a pit on a rage thats goin for guts
Boys used to die when Im full fo that fry
I be ebbin when Im high
So I say fuck and just let bullets fly
Like I said before, scarface is my identity
A homicidal maniac with sucidal tendencies
Im on the violent tip, so yo, get a grip
And bitch, come equipped, aint takin no shit
Cause here comes a lunatic

[ verse 4: scarface ]
My girls gettin skinny, shes strung out on coke
So I went to her mothers house and cut out her throat
Her grandma was standin there, she was screamin out, brad!
As she reached for the telly, I put the blade on grannys ass
Went to the back and grabbed a shovel
Now grannys on her way to meet the devil
Pulled out my .38 and aimed at the bitch
A cop says (freeze, muthafucka!) bitch, suck my dick
I said, die, muthafuckas! as I blasted
Something clicked in my head, visions of bodies in plastic
The scent of buckshots in human flesh
Pigs dyin from bullet wounds to the chest
No sheriffs gonna take me on a road
Dark as fuck, and let his pistols explode
Fuck that, cause I aints to die
So I reloaded my uzi and fired up another fry
It got me crazy as fuck
A ragin psychotic full of that angels dust
The cops had the place surrounded
Hunted for a way to get out - I found it
Innocent bystanders watch me set an example
I popped one, let me go, goddammit
Scot free
Or all of these muthafuckas comin with me
All of a sudden the shit got silent
I remember wakin up, in an asylum
Bein treated like a troubled kid
My shirt was all bloody, and both of my wrists was slit
Think this is harsh? this aint as harsh as it gets
No tellin whats bein thought up in the mind of a lunatic

(maniac)
(maniac)
(ma-) (mani-) (maniac)
(I cant quit)

[ verse 5: willie d ]
November 1st 1966
A damn fool was born with the mind of a lunatic
I shoulda been killed
But sister fucked around and let me live
Now I developped a criminal behaviour
Fuck with me, and Ill slay ya
Ass, beyond recognition, shit
Your dental records couldnt prove your identity, bitch
I beg your pardon, on talkin to borden
Youll never find a muthafucka, so save your milk cartons
Cross the line, your ass is mine
I dont give a fuck if youre 9 or 99
Blind, crippled, and crazy, dont faze me
Your funky ass will be pushin up daisies
You wanna know what makes me click?
My psychiatrist said I got the mind of a lunatic

(lets get out of here, that guy is crazy)
(ma-) (ma-) (ma-) (maniac)

[ verse 6: willie d ]
I aint got it all, so dont fuck with me
Unless your ass wanna be made history
Ill blow your muthafuckin house up
And if your wife and kids are inside, theyre fucked
I dont give a damn who I slay
Dont let me get a hold of some e&j
Cause when the shit hit the fan
Ill stab your ass quicker than a mexican
The nightmares I leave you with on the scene
Will make freddy bitch ass look like a wet dream
This is fact, not fictional, son of a bitch
I got the mind of a lunatic

[Ploxtrot]

I'd kick 20 asses, and 20 more asses.

[Guitar Woman]

At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. When it is mature, the male's digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent his death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads, which releases sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.

[Fathom Zero]

salmagundi

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-15.htm

[Guitar Woman]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9726/elfbirth.jpg

[Kitsa]

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/tgn1412/

[Supafly345]

http://www.williamlamson.com/#/work/video_work/works/1

[MattJack]

TVO: So basically you guys knew if you were caught doing it, SpikeTV would be filming it?

WS: Oh yeah. If you're gonna wank it, you better got paid for it.

TVO: How do you handle that?

WS: It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it.

TVO: So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment?

WS: Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day.

TVO: Did you paralyze her or what?

WS: Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up.

TVO: So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out?

WS: Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess.

TVO: I'm sure she'll forgive you if she really cares.

WS: It makes me sick talking about it

[Sam]

:lol

[Nyahnyah]

My paste is

s

Yes I
m paranoid about CTRL + V

[Guitar Woman]

\_O__/
HOS, POSE, RKOS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

From the A.V club forums:

morley (http://www.avclub.com/users/morley,12524/)
28 Sept. 2009 | 3:30 PM CDT
The only thing better would be if GZA and RZA announced they invented a time machine and recorded an album in 17th century China.

And they're the GZA and RZA from 1996.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Fathom Zero]

rasker

[Fathom Zero]

attention Fathom Zero does this picture look familiar haha dont be scared we have your adress though so dont try any funny business[/flash]
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#1
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:54 PM Ctrl+V
LMFAO - I'm In Miami Bitch

#2
Sam
The Unicorn

Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sexual Stegosaurus
Aug 9th, 2009, 08:58 PM
can't stand that Fathom Ze
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#3
Sacks
Chief of Police

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: (ﾟ 3ﾟ) ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Aug 9th, 2009, 10:43 PM
http://beachhead.squarespace.com/sto...ulpeyHag_1.jpg
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#4
Esuohlim
TOOMS :eek

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Aug 9th, 2009, 10:57 PM
2009
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#5
Sam
The Unicorn

Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sexual Stegosaurus
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:00 PM
uohlim is such an assh
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#6
Tadao
Bone Daddy

Join Date: Jul 2002
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:00 PM
http://www.cosplaytrainwreck.com/ima...tures/432L.jpg
__________________
This is the nature of the human race
To kill off anything that gets in our way
Poor Mother Earth we disfigured her face
Cause man is the maker of his own disgrace
Burned by the fire we make, what a shame

#7
Sam
The Unicorn

Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sexual Stegosaurus
Aug 9th, 2009, 11:45 PM
Minnetonka
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#8
Sacks
Chief of Police

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: (ﾟ 3ﾟ) ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Aug 10th, 2009, 03:59 AM
SweatyHairyDaddy: Are you a virgin?
DaisyMae12: Yes, tee hee
SweatyHairyDaddy: I'm gonna put a hole in your vag so big you can drive a truck through it. Would you like that?
DaisyMae12: I guess so, LOL
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#9
DevilWearsPrada
Tron Man

Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hell Paso
Aug 10th, 2009, 04:08 AM
Well I just felt like using the phrase 'murderrape text game' in a sentence, is all
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aliens AND CONSPIRACIES! beacause of all the alien conspiracies! because it's a conspiracy! that's what this thread is about, if you aren't intrested, go away. if you whant to disprove conspiracies, go right ahead!

#10
Aaarg
...Pause at the Beginning

Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: westnorthcarolina
Aug 10th, 2009, 05:13 PM
Otherwise there's really not much point unless there's some specific software you have to use.

#11
Kitsa
teacup of fuckin sunshine

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: between the poles and the equator, don't send no private investigator to find me please
Aug 10th, 2009, 05:15 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...ititsalion.gif

Edited to add: before you get all excited, this is a dedicated imockery photobucket.
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"I hear that L Ron Hubbard is gonna blow the ladies"

#12
darkvare
El fuerte putos

Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: zacatecas mexico bitches
Aug 11th, 2009, 12:17 AM
so how many cuban restaurants have you visited
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SANTO el enmascarado de plata

#13
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Aug 11th, 2009, 07:42 AM
http://www.cafepress.com/hotmommatees.346225616

#14
Supafly345
Loose Cannon

Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: More like DIEwan
Aug 11th, 2009, 03:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjwtO41cOI8
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"Quote from some guy I think is funny."
-Some guy I think is funny

#15
Guitar Woman
Brain Lickin'

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Aug 11th, 2009, 03:47 PM
http://www.nmmlp.org/media_literacy/...ing_media.html
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#16
Kitsa
teacup of fuckin sunshine

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: between the poles and the equator, don't send no private investigator to find me please
Aug 11th, 2009, 07:01 PM
http://www.awdsf.com/courseware/phot...Resolution.htm
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"I hear that L Ron Hubbard is gonna blow the ladies"

#17
10,000 Volt Ghost
Ancient Radiation

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Aug 13th, 2009, 10:07 AM
Denise - "Wow, Bill. You were mackin' it all weekend."
Me - "Yeah, I mac it like cheese."
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"You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!"

#18
Guitar Woman
Brain Lickin'

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Aug 14th, 2009, 06:31 AM
Stranger: you must be severus snape because you just made my prince full blood

You: man, you fantasize about Alan Rickman too?
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#19
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Aug 14th, 2009, 12:15 PM
http://www.coolcats.fr/media/catalog.../artofsome.jpg

#20
Tadao
Bone Daddy

Join Date: Jul 2002
Aug 14th, 2009, 12:25 PM
This thread would be way more amusing if I was on someone elses computer or shared this one with somebody.
__________________
This is the nature of the human race
To kill off anything that gets in our way
Poor Mother Earth we disfigured her face
Cause man is the maker of his own disgrace
Burned by the fire we make, what a shame

#21
Dimnos
El Pingüino

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Aug 14th, 2009, 02:04 PM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Yay, I was On-Topic!

My prize? This thread is now about Dogs wearing sunglasses!

#22
BurntToShreds
Freelance Product Tester

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Houston, TX
Aug 15th, 2009, 04:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwhVQ...e=channel_page
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¯\(°_o)/¯

#23
MarioRPG
I AM SO TEH UNBORING

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Aug 16th, 2009, 01:37 PM
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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"There's a bad moon on the rise."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ansa Kurian
Mario you should try and see you can see a lot of beautiful penis.but vagina very hopeless ugly looking.what can we do.

#24
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Aug 16th, 2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8k...lem_shortfilms

I'm on my family's computer now.

#25
Tadao
Bone Daddy

Join Date: Jul 2002
Aug 16th, 2009, 01:45 PM
I'm afraid to ctrl-v on my dads computer.
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This is the nature of the human race
To kill off anything that gets in our way
Poor Mother Earth we disfigured her face
Cause man is the maker of his own disgrace
Burned by the fire we make, what a shame

#26
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Aug 16th, 2009, 02:03 PM
It's the easiest form of spying.

#27
Sacks
Chief of Police

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: (ﾟ 3ﾟ) ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Aug 17th, 2009, 12:03 PM
This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays.
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#28
10,000 Volt Ghost
Ancient Radiation

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Aug 17th, 2009, 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacks
This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays.
French stewart already beat you to it.
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"You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!"

#29
Esuohlim
TOOMS :eek

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Aug 18th, 2009, 01:48 AM
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21141
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#30
Hangie
That damn kid

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Massachusetts
Aug 18th, 2009, 11:07 AM
Well Jarkina, it seems to me that you are the one without social graces here, as your immediate reaction is to insult me and call me an "asshat" (although you SO CLEVERLY censored your self using dollar signs) without even reading my post. Also if we're going to make childish stories about eachother, I'm guessing you play WoW because you have violent tendencies and have to have some outlet or else you'll go crazy and kill your mom the next time she gives you pepsi instead of coke.

You wouldn't go onto the news and say YO GUYS MY MOM DIED! EVERYONE BE CONCERNED!, so why go onto a website for WoW news and decide to do the same?

Your f
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Yeah I'm gonna equip myself with a little uhh FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!

#31
10,000 Volt Ghost
Ancient Radiation

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Sep 4th, 2009, 01:58 PM
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvo...nd-movies.aspx

Someone's comment - >

lame article, with grammatical and factural errors ("most girlfriend stalker's end up dead" - no need for the apostrophe and "Janet Jason Leigh" - it's Jennifer Jason Leigh). I really wish articles were proofread more conscientiously.
__________________
"You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!"

#32
Fathom Zero
Musikal Shill!

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Valverde
Sep 4th, 2009, 02:19 PM
I have a huge crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh.

#33
Hangie
That damn kid

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Massachusetts
Sep 5th, 2009, 06:58 AM
[ verse 1: bushwick bill ]
Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat
Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends
The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head
Sit down, and watch you bleed to death
I hear the sound of your last breath
Shouldnt have been around, I went all the way left
You was in the right place with me at the wrong time
Im a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind
Calm down, back to reality
Dont fear death, cause I know that its promised to me
Flashes, I get flashes of jason
Gimme a knife, a million lives Im wastin
The shadow of death follows me, I dont give a fuck
Pussy play superman, your assll get boxed up
Put him in a straight jacket, the mans sick
This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic

(hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society)
(hes a) (hes a)
(hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society)

[ verse 2: bushwick bill ]
Lookin through her window, now my body is warm
Shes naked, and Im a peepin tom
Her bodys beautiful, so Im thinkin rape
Shouldnt have had her curtains open, so thats her fate
Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth
Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch
Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, Im cuttin
Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin
She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose
Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed
Had sex with the corpse before I left her
And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter
Run for shelter never crossed my mind
I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine
Dial 911 for the bitch
But the cops aint shit when theyre fuckin with a lunatic

(another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac)
(maniac) (maniac)
(another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac)

[ verse 3: scarface ]
I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin at candles
Dreamin of the people Ive dismantled
I close my eyes and in the circle
Appears the images of sons of bitches that I murdered
Flashbacks of bodies bein fucked up
Once I attack, Im like a pit on a rage thats goin for guts
Boys used to die when Im full fo that fry
I be ebbin when Im high
So I say fuck and just let bullets fly
Like I said before, scarface is my identity
A homicidal maniac with sucidal tendencies
Im on the violent tip, so yo, get a grip
And bitch, come equipped, aint takin no shit
Cause here comes a lunatic

[ verse 4: scarface ]
My girls gettin skinny, shes strung out on coke
So I went to her mothers house and cut out her throat
Her grandma was standin there, she was screamin out, brad!
As she reached for the telly, I put the blade on grannys ass
Went to the back and grabbed a shovel
Now grannys on her way to meet the devil
Pulled out my .38 and aimed at the bitch
A cop says (freeze, muthafucka!) bitch, suck my dick
I said, die, muthafuckas! as I blasted
Something clicked in my head, visions of bodies in plastic
The scent of buckshots in human flesh
Pigs dyin from bullet wounds to the chest
No sheriffs gonna take me on a road
Dark as fuck, and let his pistols explode
Fuck that, cause I aints to die
So I reloaded my uzi and fired up another fry
It got me crazy as fuck
A ragin psychotic full of that angels dust
The cops had the place surrounded
Hunted for a way to get out - I found it
Innocent bystanders watch me set an example
I popped one, let me go, goddammit
Scot free
Or all of these muthafuckas comin with me
All of a sudden the shit got silent
I remember wakin up, in an asylum
Bein treated like a troubled kid
My shirt was all bloody, and both of my wrists was slit
Think this is harsh? this aint as harsh as it gets
No tellin whats bein thought up in the mind of a lunatic

(maniac)
(maniac)
(ma-) (mani-) (maniac)
(I cant quit)

[ verse 5: willie d ]
November 1st 1966
A damn fool was born with the mind of a lunatic
I shoulda been killed
But sister fucked around and let me live
Now I developped a criminal behaviour
Fuck with me, and Ill slay ya
Ass, beyond recognition, shit
Your dental records couldnt prove your identity, bitch
I beg your pardon, on talkin to borden
Youll never find a muthafucka, so save your milk cartons
Cross the line, your ass is mine
I dont give a fuck if youre 9 or 99
Blind, crippled, and crazy, dont faze me
Your funky ass will be pushin up daisies
You wanna know what makes me click?
My psychiatrist said I got the mind of a lunatic

(lets get out of here, that guy is crazy)
(ma-) (ma-) (ma-) (maniac)

[ verse 6: willie d ]
I aint got it all, so dont fuck with me
Unless your ass wanna be made history
Ill blow your muthafuckin house up
And if your wife and kids are inside, theyre fucked
I dont give a damn who I slay
Dont let me get a hold of some e&j
Cause when the shit hit the fan
Ill stab your ass quicker than a mexican
The nightmares I leave you with on the scene
Will make freddy bitch ass look like a wet dream
This is fact, not fictional, son of a bitch
I got the mind of a lunatic
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At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. When it is mature, the male's digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent his death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads, which releases sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.
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5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant?

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-15.htm
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Sep 13th, 2009, 10:20 PM
TVO: So basically you guys knew if you were caught doing it, SpikeTV would be filming it?

WS: Oh yeah. If you're gonna wank it, you better got paid for it.

TVO: How do you handle that?

WS: It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it.

TVO: So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment?

WS: Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day.

TVO: Did you paralyze her or what?

WS: Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up.

TVO: So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out?

WS: Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess.

TVO: I'm sure she'll forgive you if she really cares.

WS: It makes me sick talking about it
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\_O__/
HOS, POSE, RKOS
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From the A.V club forums:

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The only thing better would be if GZA and RZA announced they invented a time machine and recorded an album in 17th century China.

And they're the GZA and RZA from 1996.
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Aug 10th, 2009, 01:54 AM Ctrl+V
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can't stand that Fathom Ze
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uohlim is such an assh
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SweatyHairyDaddy: Are you a virgin?
DaisyMae12: Yes, tee hee
SweatyHairyDaddy: I'm gonna put a hole in your vag so big you can drive a truck through it. Would you like that?
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Aug 10th, 2009, 09:08 AM
Well I just felt like using the phrase 'murderrape text game' in a sentence, is all
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Aug 10th, 2009, 10:13 PM
Otherwise there's really not much point unless there's some specific software you have to use.


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Edited to add: before you get all excited, this is a dedicated imockery photobucket.
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Aug 11th, 2009, 05:17 AM
so how many cuban restaurants have you visited
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Aug 13th, 2009, 03:07 PM
Denise - "Wow, Bill. You were mackin' it all weekend."
Me - "Yeah, I mac it like cheese."
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Aug 14th, 2009, 11:31 AM
Stranger: you must be severus snape because you just made my prince full blood

You: man, you fantasize about Alan Rickman too?
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Aug 14th, 2009, 05:25 PM
This thread would be way more amusing if I was on someone elses computer or shared this one with somebody.
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Aug 16th, 2009, 06:37 PM
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Aug 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8k...lem_shortfilms

I'm on my family's computer now.


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Aug 16th, 2009, 06:45 PM
I'm afraid to ctrl-v on my dads computer.
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[captain516]

In computing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computing), Control-V is a control character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_character) in ASCII code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_code), also known as the synchronous idle (SYN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronous_idle)) character. It is generated by pressing the V (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V) key while holding down the Ctrl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_key) key on a computer keyboard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_keyboard).
In many GUI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphical_user_interface) environments, including Microsoft Windows (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Windows) and most desktop environments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desktop_environment) based on the X Window System (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Window_System), and in applications such as word processing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_processor) software (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software) running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut,_copy_and_paste) text from the clipboard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipboard_%28software%29) at the current cursor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursor) position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_keyboard) sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xerox_PARC) to control text editing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_editor). Presumably these particular keystrokes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystroke) were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY_keyboard), since the Z (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control-Z) (undo), X (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control-X) (cut), C (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control-C) (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY) keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS) key combination on Apple computers is Command (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_Key)-V.
IBM Input/output (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Input/output) devices utilizing the bisync (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisync) link protocol use the SYN character code to signal the beginning of each data frame transmitted.
Unix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix) interactive terminals use Control-V to mean "the next character should be treated literally" (the mnemonic here is "v is for verbatim"). This allows a user to insert a literal Control-C or Control-H or similar control characters that would otherwise be handled by the terminal. This behavior was copied by text editors like vi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vi) and Unix shells (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_%28computing%29) like bash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bash) and tcsh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tcsh), which offer text editing on the command line.

[LordSappington]

http://www.houseofrave.com/glowing-illuminating-hair-gel.html

[Chojin]

i never have anything good and/or non-incriminating when i open this thread

[MLE]

the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

9"The Geek"Zane Buzby (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zane_Buzby&action=edit&redlink=1)Brenda Hampton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda_Hampton) & William C. Kenny (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=William_C._Kenny&action=edit&redlink=1)February 25, 1991 (1991-02-25)When she gets tricked to go to the homecoming dance with a school geek, Blossom blames herself. Joey wants to get his driver's license (guest appearance by ALF (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series))).

[Chojin]

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/question_of_strength_january%3bjsessionid=0DA1CA3A DF6FF4AAEEC1D59E851C88E7.hydra

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://img2.allposters.com/images/152/3249.jpg

I'm lovin' it

[Guitar Woman]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/967/1255127066329.jpg

[MLE]

I reached the final page, and no points have been awarded.

[Guitar Woman]

cójale

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperstorm#Known_relatives

Tyler Dayspring/Genesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_(comics)) (son of maternal half-uncle, adopted son of half-uncle's clone from deleted future timeline)
Nate Grey/X-Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nate_Grey) (maternal alternate-reality version of half-uncle)

:lol

This makes sense to me but I tried explaining it to my friend and I broke her brain.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img2.timeinc.net/toh/i/g/0907_rakes/intro-rake.jpg

[captain516]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2658/4019729843_f997e011e5_o.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20double%20punch%20no.jpg

[SLjimbolian]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/138845-1/Enthusiasm.gif (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

[MarioRPG]

Straight Shooter

Yeah, that's mine.

[Fathom Zero]

goaner

[MLE]

Jesus could manifest in front of me and say "dude, you're totally coming to my Christmas party" and I'd say "get the fuck out of my way, Almighty, I'm going to America." So don't think I'm not coming to see you.

[Zhukov]

rough rider

[Chojin]

Prends soin de toi et amuse-toi à ce que tu feras. Je t'écrirai sous peu c'est promis !

[Evil Robot]

blu blul loo lou etu uiuuu

[captain516]

http://www.gretelandhansel.com/walkth rough.html

[MarioRPG]

sʇunoɔ ǝǝɹɥʇ uo buoɹʍ

[executioneer]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

Time to die.

[MLE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfQSPeMbBDg

[Guitar Woman]

I don't remember any of the times I've posted in this thread.

[Sacks]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001489/

[Supafly345]

Lawrence Krauss

[10centPistolero]

http://static.arstechnica.net/assets/2011/04/busting-poker-dogs-ars-thumb-640xauto-21092.jpg

[Shadowdancer21b]

110409-000386

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISA_3eFdzA

[Shadowdancer21b]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdK5J_d2GRI

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8

[Sacks]

ʘ ᴥ ʘ

[Esuohlim]

WMAP baryon-to-photon ratio analysis suggests that the mechanism involved behind the current lithium abundance lies somewhere in between these two extremes.

:snore

[MarioRPG]

Hipsters are generally humorless idiots, so offending them isn’t very hard. But hipsters are also a bunch of condescending, limp-wristed, panty-waisted, pacifist dilettantes, so getting them angry to the point where they will be confrontational is difficult.

[MattJack]

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lava-mof.org/storage/dave-grohl-music-feature-kurt-courtney-300.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D12660388596 89&imgrefurl=http://www.lava-mof.org/the-latest/tag/dave-grohl&usg=__KGRxX09y8gzwWHQfUG9AgGX0rNQ=&h=400&w=300&sz=53&hl=en&start=32&sig2=LHoqVCpwiZpji4NLU-ERmw&zoom=1&tbnid=4KeocepV0J5zHM:&tbnh=162&tbnw=122&ei=GdutTev2BaeJ0QGmnJHACw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Ddave%2Bgrohl%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26cli ent%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1464%26bih%3D869%26tbm%3Disch0 %2C570&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=325&oei=EdutTa-dNOyG0QHUv4ilCw&page=2&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:32&tx=84&ty=74&biw=1464&bih=869

[Grislygus]

11:45am
SOOOOO. BOOOOOORED.

come overrrr
you just missed breakfast
i made a scottish breakfast


I'm at SCHOOL, molly
And I KNOW I missed a Scottish breakfast, don't remind me

oh haha
sorry

My breakfast was a peanut jelly sandwich

i thought you were at home

No

dont look at my fb update then
haha

CRITIQUE DAYYYYY

theres going to be pics

Fufufufufufufufuuuuck]
Anything's better than this
So mind numbingly dull

so...you critique other ppls art?

If only
If I was, I wouldn't have my computer out
this here's a DIGITAL class

hahah
so what are you doing

which means our work gets projected onto the board and we listen to the professor go on about it
Except it's basic digital art along the lines of DRAW AN APPLE
So whenever someone else is up, you have nothing to pay attention to
And it takes more than an hour, usually

hahah
sounds...
terrible

pretty much
I do most of my online chatting on these days, with whoever's online
In fact, I have ANOTHER window open, on the game site kongregate.com
I'm not playing anything, I'm just watching retards bicker in the chat room
"Tristin197: hello?
Tristin197: can anyone talk
Illuminox: Maybe.
Tristin197: what do you mean maybe
TsumiHokiro: It's impossible to talk here.
Illuminox: Depends who I'm talking to.
Tristin197: it does i knwo
TsumiHokiro: Then why do you ask for the impossible?
Tristin197: you can't ask for the impossible for anything is possible with god
Tristin197: r
Illuminox: Oh God.
Illuminox: Wait...
TsumiHokiro: Wow...
Illuminox: Crap.
Illuminox: It's one of "them."
TsumiHokiro: I don't know what to say...
TsumiHokiro: Yes...
Tristin197: what do youmean 'them'
TsumiHokiro: Don't start anything Illuminox.
Illuminox: Ohhkaaay.
Illuminox: I wasn't going to.
Tristin197: you just said something
TsumiHokiro: Let's forget about this shall we?
TsumiHokiro: So what do you want Tristin?
TsumiHokiro: want, Tristin?'
Tristin197: what abotu me
Tristin197: well?
TsumiHokiro: You asked if we could talk...
Illuminox: And we're here to talk.
TsumiHokiro: False call I guess.
Illuminox: Well, I guess not then.
Tristin197: i am busysorry
Illuminox: This is what we get for being supportive.
TsumiHokiro: *Shrug*
Illuminox: Mhm.
Illuminox: I sure do enjoy the refreshing taste of cherry coke!
TsumiHokiro: Never drank cherry coke.
TsumiHokiro: I have never'
Illuminox: It's quite delicious!
TsumiHokiro: I don't really like coke.
TsumiHokiro: Brb"
The message is too long.

hahahha
go onto
awkwardfamilyphotos.com
its hilariousss

reaaaaly

hours of enetertainment there
entertainment*
or
fmylife.com
but id vote the former

BAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FAT PEOPLE KISSING OH MY GOD
EW

the pregnancy ones are just disturbing
so i wouldnt recommend that category
haha
but
the rest are pretty good

PREGNANCY
IS
A CATEGORY?

yess
the website has categories
theres like
wedding
family photos
random awkwardness
prom?

oh dear god

i think

prom

pregnancies
here lemme check

there's no prom!
there's "saturday night specials", checking it now
ACHGHOA
OH MY GOD WHAT
GAHCH
EW
BABAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OH MAN
Bwuh>?
what is this I don't even
The human race is doomed

[MLE]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd131/ragincanadian/foreverjabrone.jpg

[Kitsa]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/20/tim-hetherington-chris-hondros-killed-libya_n_851558.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3|57375

[Supafly345]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/69106651/esme-cove

[Dimnos]

Ill pay them $3 just to close their etsy account.

[MLE]

NPFb0GvzsP0

[zeldasbiggestfan]

NPFb0GvzsP0
Bad idea to watch that in class. Laughed my ass off.

[kahljorn]

poor ducks. I bet at least one of them got turned into duck jerky by that escalator deathtrap part where little kids shoelaces usually get stuck and then they die.

[MLE]

http://i.imgur.com/gR4ya.jpg

[LordSappington]

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html

[Esuohlim]

ary

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

On January 15, 2004, Tyler was sentenced to 6 years in prison (http://www.i-mockery.com/wiki/Prison) after pleading guilty to forcing his hairstylist to perform sex acts. He also admitted to extortion (http://www.i-mockery.com/wiki/Extortion). The incident was recorded on tape and submitted as evidence.

After his release Mystikal stated:
“I was gone so long, all the things I achieved, all the accolades I attained, it felt like it was a dream. It felt like I'd never done that stuff. But watch how I shake this world up now — I want reparations.

and why not.....

{I love how the hyperlinks from wikipedia also assimilated into i-mockery too.}