When you guys read posts, do you read with your own voice or invent voices?

[Wiffle Bat]

I usually make a voice in my head corresponding to that person, rather than use my own voice when reading a post. For example, if a person is known for being tough and intimidating. I usually make up a manly deep voice when reading his posts. If someone is known for being silly, I usually assign a teenage voice for him/her. If someone comes off as nerdy, I usually imagine him talking in a nasal nerdyish voice. Just a thought ^^

[Tadao]

I read yours in a squeaky voice.

[Dixie]

i read tadao's posts with a heavy breathing sound

[Aaarg]

I need subtitles for Tadao's posts.

[Dixie]

Just kidding, I don't actually read anyone's posts but mine.

[captain516]

For some reason, I read Sam's posts in Jim Carrey's voice.

[The Leader]

How do you guys imagine my voice?:)

[Evil Robot]

You all sound like a a stuck up british GPS

[Kitsa]

I didn't read them in voices until Tadao changed to Hyacinth; now I read his posts in Hyacinth's voice and that can be a little fucked-up sometimes.

[Sacks]

I don't remember who it was but they had this excellent Paul Lynde avatar and they were on this laissez-faire economics kick and the voice in my head always made it hilarious to read.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't remember who it was but they had this excellent Paul Lynde avatar ...

:Brandon

I read everyone's posting in my voice - I don't know what anyone on this board sounds like. Except for one individual ....

[Tadao]

Sacks is one of those guys I read in a rough smoker deep voice.

[elx]

I don't read in voices unless I am speaking outloud.

[ZeldaQueen]

I hear everyone's voice as my own voice, but I visualize everyone as their avatars.

For example, though I know what Tadao looks like, I currently read all of his posts while seeing him as a lady in a fantastic hat.

[Guitar Woman]

I read Willie's posts in the same voice that I read Roast Beef's dialogue. The rest of you get less famous voices.

[darkvare]

i make girly voices cause i think you are all pussys except chojin i do a manly one for him cause i wanna be like him :(

[MrSmiley381]

I read post based on the content. For example, proper grammar and punctuation and polysyllabic words force me to read the post in a gentleman's voice.

A lack thereof makes me sort of run words together and not make a voice at all.

[Sam]

WHEN I READ MODERATOR MILHOUSES' POSTS IT SOUNDS LIKE A DEAD MONTH OLD FETUS ESCAPING FROM A LADIES DOWNSTAIRS AREA >:

[Esuohlim]

Who reads other people's posts? :rolleyes

EDIT: When I read Sam's posts it sounds like a turd slowly escaping a butt >:

[Skulhedface]

I don't associate voices with other people's text unless I either A: Know the person in real life, or B: They're a character or just someone I can "invent" a voice for.

For instance, probably not true, but I picture Esuohlim speaking like Milhouse (a given), while someone like Willie probably sounds like a chainsaw with vocals.

And from way back when, I kinda figured Jixby Phillips had a voice like Mark Hamill's for some reason.

[Tadao]

i make girly voices cause i think you are all pussys

OH DAM!

[executioneer]

i don't do this unless i am associating someone w/ their avatar too heavily and it is from a tv show or movie or i have heard the person's voice

[b_squared]

I read posts in my voice except for misdemeanor who sounds like Zorac.

[Supafly345]

i don't do this unless i am associating someone w/ their avatar too heavily and it is from a tv show or movie or i have heard the person's voice
This is what I usually do just by accident.

[stevetothepast]

I've been lying to everyone, I can't actually read.

[Otto]

Usually I assign voices based on the poster's avatar, but If it's weird and I don't know where it's from, I usually hear it in Bobcat Goldthwait's voice.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I make the voice sound like whatever their avatar is currently.

[b_squared]

I wonder what a spider sounds like?

[Zhukov]

You sound like a wazzock, in case that's what you were wondering.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't tell if SAM's picture is CRASH MAN or not so I just assume. Tadao's voice is shirtless.

Maybe I'll record my voice and link it.

[b_squared]

You sound like a wazzock, in case that's what you were wondering.

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

I just read them

[LordSappington]

I read in the voice of Morgan Freeman at all times, ever since that XCKD comic. :(

[Sam]

I can't tell if SAM's picture is CRASH MAN or not so I just assume. Tadao's voice is shirtless.

Maybe I'll record my voice and link it.

It's Crash Man and he is fantasizing about having gay relations with Mega Man. :(

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[executioneer]

i can't believe i actually watched most of that :x :x :x

[captain516]

I can't believed you watched it either.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahahaha, oh man. I've seen the others ones but never the Crash man one.

[Dixie]

If I wasn't so stoned I'd be concerned about you Sam

[Sam]

;)

[MattJack]

I just read them with the exception of Zorak. I always imagine him screaming then ripping a bong.

[Kitsa]

I make the voice sound like whatever their avatar is currently.

I sound like an angry/sardonic middle-aged Thai woman?

[The Leader]

God, it's like screeching...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I sound like an angry/sardonic middle-aged Thai woman?

Only sometimes, I was going to stop and see you guys on the way there except I couldn't remember if you were from Col or Cin. Also it was 3AM. We were going to a Hooters in Columbus but when we got there someone turned it into a "Scorpion Cafe" so we ate at White Castle instead.

[Kitsa]

me? I'm north of Cin and west of Col.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The trek between Cin and Col is long and boring :(

[Esuohlim]

How far are you away from Tol or Day or Cle? Or Akr?

[Kitsa]

apr hlf way.

[Colonel Flagg]

gd ansr!

[Kitsa]

You can have fun in Ohio if you know where to look.

Between Dayton and Cincinnati, on I-75, there's all kinds of fun stuff. There are two mammoth flea markets, one on either side of 75. One got busted last year for fake purses and reopened under new ownership with a pirate theme. There's a Hustler Hollywood store (in Ohio?) on the same exit. Right before that exit is Big Butter Jesus (http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9786). If you're brave enough to dodge traffic, it's fashionable to get a photo of yourself giving Jesus a high-five.

Go on south on 75 and there's a nifty aquarium, complete with pimp-lounge themed jellyfish display, a ginormous zoo, and the most fantastic place on the planet (http://www.junglejims.com). Right across the border in Kentucky is the notorious Creation Museum.

Head north of Dayton on 75 for about 40 minutes and there's some lesser-known neat stuff. In Lima there's a plastics factory that has a huge thrift store on premises. It's toned down a little bit, but in the day you could buy just about anything they ever made. About 3 years ago I walked off with a bunch of trash cans, various small things and a brand new Double Dare lunch box with thermos for less than $10.

About 10 mins north of that is the Neil Armstrong Air and Space Museum, which is remarkable for being "space age" and completely dated at the same time. The in-house movie excitedly describes plans for the new space station called "Skylab".

And that's just on the I-75 north-south route, about 2 hours from one end to the other.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

oohhhh, stupid night driving. If we go back next year we're flying.

[Kitsa]

Well, the next time you hit the area let me know which part of Ohio. I'll let you know what fun and goofy things can be found there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I was looking over at the jungle jims link and I thought it was a whole store of jungle juice.

I'll let you know next time we're in the area, might be a while though.

[kahljorn]

I MAKE VOICES FOR PEOPLE DEPENDING ON WHAT REAL LIFE PERSON I KNOW WHO REMINDS ME OF THEM/WHAT THEIR POSTS MAKE ME IMAGINE THEY WOULD SOUND LIKE :(

[Fathom Zero]

I know what Pub Lover sounds like, I know what Sam sounds like, and I know what Mattjack sounds like.

So I imagine them with their voices.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just curious, what do I sound like?

[Tadao]

Drunk Irishman

[Sam]

Misdemonar sounds black :eek

[Tadao]

:420