'You're like a brother to me'

[LordSappington]

Does anyone else have this terrible curse? :(

[Tadao]

Again? I think you maybe telling them too much about yourself too quick. Next time let them talk about themselves for a few weeks, and then once a week tell them something personnel about yourself.

[LordSappington]

Oh, no. I've known this girl for months. We're really good friends. Maybe that was my fail from the beginning.

[Esuohlim]

YOU HAVE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE SOMETIME?" BEFORE THIS IS SAID

IT'S NOT THAT HARD

So I'm told :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My sister is actually not related to me at all. I just think of her like my sister. It works out great as long as you don't like each other. It's a lot easier to explain to people than super platonic buddies. You get instant access to all of her friends too.

My advice to you is if you're already in the friend zone get a crush on one of her friends.

And work it.

And work it.

[executioneer]

the correct response to "you're like a brother to me" is "how do you feel about incest ;) ;) ;)"

[Dimnos]

My advice to you is if you're already in the friend zone get a crush on one of her friends.

And work it.

And work it.


Very wise this one. very wise indeed. :bow

[Tadao]

the correct response to "you're like a brother to me" is "how do you feel about incest ;) ;) ;)"

Oh man, I can't tell you enough how awesome you are Willie! :love

[Colonel Flagg]

the correct response to "you're like a brother to me" is "how do you feel about incest ;) ;) ;)"

How about "So, then, is a blowjob out of the question?"

[MattJack]

Once you are in the Friend Zone... You're fucked. The only way out of it is if she wants revenge on her BF.

[LordSappington]

I will find a way. I must.
And yet, the only thing I can think of is smearing her name on my chest with pig blood, while burning a heart in her yard.

[Dimnos]

Take nude photos of yourself and leave them in her pantie drawer.

[elx]

how come you dont just tell her how you feel?

[VaporTrailx1]

MattJack is 100% correct. He even pointed out the only possible way to escape it.

[Dixie]

unless she's a slut, then she'll eventually sleep with you anyways

[Dixie]

but i can't remember how ugly/annoying you are at the moment. those things have bearing on such decisions.

[Zhukov]

If you keep winding up in the friend zone then you're obviously doing something wrong.

You're probably a nice guy to be around, friendly, funny etc but maybe you're not being intimate enough. You create the relationship that you end up with, so you have to focus on doing things that a brother most certainly wouldn't do. If you're not in a relationship, then at least try to turn conversations around from joking and laughing about cool stuff to SEX.

If you've been friends for ages and you want to change things, well good luck. Above advice stands, but it will be HARD SLOGGING AHEAD.

[LordSappington]

elx, sometimes it isn't that easy. Especially when you're a coward like me.
So, basically I need to do stuff brothers don't do, outside of Alabama. Seems.... possible.

[elx]

telling her directly is the easiest way to get past this and the most sensible approach.
if you just want to get laid then whatever, play games, but if you really like this girl then you shouldn't be willing to risk losing any chance at a relationship with her just because you were too afraid to be honest.

[Dimnos]

Is that how it worked for that one kid who liked you who your mom set you up on a date with? He told you what he wanted and now you happily plan your future together?

[Dixie]

Time for straight up bitch truth, half the time when we say things like "You're like a brother to me" it means "Not if you were the last guy on earth".

[MattJack]

Time for straight up bitch truth, half the time when we say things like "You're like a brother to me" it means "Not if you were the last guy on earth".


Yeah that's true. Women say a bunch of nice things that just translate into "you're unfuckable."

You're like a brother to me.

I don't want to complicate our friendship.

I just don't think I'm ready for a relationship.

I just got out of a relationship.

I only have sex with guys I'm in a serious relationship with.

I don't want to hurt you.

I don't want to get hurt.

You dated one of my friends.

I just have a really busy schedule right now. Between school, work, and taking care of my church obligations it wouldn't work.

I'm on my period.

I'm ovulating.

I have diarrhea.

I have a track infection.

The anti-depressants I'm on makes me give a shit about sex.

"Just the tip" doesn't work for me. I told you I gave up sex for lent.

I'm tired.

I just woke up.

I'm too drunk.

I have to be somewhere in the morning.

I don't like the way those condoms feel.

I don't have sex without condoms.

I have a feeling you don't know anything about Ass-To-Mouth.

I had a bad experience recently.

How could we in this car? It's only a coup.

I came here to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, pervert.

No hablo ingles.

My little sister is staying the night.

My friend is staying the night.

I'm staying the night with my little sister and her friend.

I had sex with your brother and that would just be weird for me.

I'm not into white guys.

I'm not into guys.

My mother doesn't like you.

My father doesn't like you.

I promised God I'd wait til I'm married.

I have to watch out for my friend at this party.

I'm not over my ex.

I'm kind of already talking to somebody right now.

You've been my neighbor my whole life.

You live too far across town. We'd never see each other.

I want a guy who knows what he wants and has a career.

I'm not ready for somebody who already has his life planned out.

You're really funny and you make me laugh all the time, and you're a really good guy. You even know who my favorite band is, what my favorite flavor of ice cream is, why I like using Dove soap the best, and what Harry Potter book I liked the most. You even remembered my birthday and gave me that sweet card that had a super cute inside joke that only two people on the planet would know, and it made me giggle. It made me giggle like the times you would make those silly faces in the lunch cafeteria when ANDRIA would walk past us. Oh remember her?! Man she was so slutty! I couldn't believe she thought her hair looked cute Junior year! Hahaha I know right! Anyways, as a matter of fact you are the sweetest guy I've ever met. You're my best friend and I LUV U SSOOOOOOO MUCH. You're just like a brother to me though. Hold on. Can I call you back? Bobby is texting me. He's asking me to pick him up from the bar because he got too drunk again, but this time he can't drive home due to that wreck he had that made him lose his job. We have to eat at his mother's tomorrow morning. I'll call you Monday! Promise!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lord Sappington I know you've heard at least half of these, hell, lord knows I have. Probably most dudes on this message board too. However, don't let them deter you for what you came to get.

God invented perseverance, being an asshole, and Cosmopolitans for a reason, son.

Now go take what's yours and get to curlin' them toes.

:imock

[Dimnos]

Your so cute!

I have a bad hip.

I dont like body hair.

I like a man with lots of body hair.

You have a strange smell.

You dont have good teeth.

I have the herps.

I hear you have the herps.

I once helped take care of a guy with down syndrome that looked a lot like you and that would just be weird.

[LordSappington]

I think I've thought of a plan.
In our group of friends, hugs are the norm; when we leave, we hug goodbye. When we run into each other, there's a hello hug. You get the point.
One time, one of our friends kind of gave her a half-hearted hug, and she immediately noticed it, and worried about it afterwards (inb4 teenage drama).
So, what if I just start to half ignore her? Like, skimp out on her hug, pal around with the other girls a little more, stuff like that.
Win? Lose? Can you tell I'm new at this? :(

[elx]

what are you, 15?

[LordSappington]

17! >:

[MetalMilitia]

Things like "friendzones" are just myths people make up to explain their failings. Women aren't mysterious creatures that file male acquaintances under specific roles in impenetrable neurologic filing cabinets. You're not going to get trapped in some made-up construct that realistically only exists in your mind and the minds of similarly unsexed teenagers.

Fact of it is if a girl says something to you that suggests she's not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship it probably means she's not interested in pursuing a romantic relationship and furthermore finds your physique and/or personality highly objectionable but yet still feels she needs to "dress it up" a bit so as not to hurt your feelings.

That said she obviously doesn't like you much at all if the best thing she could think of was a sentence as cliché and insincere as "you're like a brother to me".

So in summary you're fucked - you know you're fucked, we know you're fucked and most importantly she knows you will not be fucked... by her... or anyone else... ever - so the best thing to do would be to just get over it.

edit: alternatively next time you give her a hug make sure you have a boner. :bonerhug

[elx]

aww babysappington is jailb8 :(

[MetalMilitia]

Being 17 is the worst thing because you're on the cusp of becoming a normal human, even to the extent that you can fool yourself into thinking you can make adult decisions about things and act in a rational manner. The problem comes when you act upon your best instincts and it turns out that actually you're still a dumb-ass teenager that misreads every situation you find yourself in.

So in addition to the valuable advice I've already given you I would suggest you just lock yourself away somewhere until you're not 17 any more.

[executioneer]

BONER HUGS

YES

[Dimnos]

Boner hugs. :lol

[LordSappington]

aww babysappington is jailb8 :(
Aren't you 16? Because that would kinda ruin it a little.

[elx]

so? you're still little sappybabyton :)

[Colonel Flagg]

I think I've thought of a plan.
In our group of friends, hugs are the norm; when we leave, we hug goodbye. When we run into each other, there's a hello hug. You get the point.
One time, one of our friends kind of gave her a half-hearted hug, and she immediately noticed it, and worried about it afterwards (inb4 teenage drama).
So, what if I just start to half ignore her? Like, skimp out on her hug, pal around with the other girls a little more, stuff like that.

Win? Lose? Can you tell I'm new at this? :(

Skimp out? What are you, nuts? Go the other way, start giving her full-body hugs, complete with a little ass-grabbing. If she asks "Hey, tiger, what was that all about" you're IN LIKE FLYNN!!!

BONER HUGS

Or, you can go this route. Whatever works.

[Tadao]

Boner hugs are better than poems.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to say get beer and hang out with her. Oh, but being a jerk works really well too. They usually go hand in hand.

I used to be a nice guy and never got anywhere with it. Now I'm a jerk and I'm rolling in the...this and that.

[Dimnos]

In all honesty 10ks first bit of advice is your best bet. Pick out one of her friends you like and get her to try and hook you up. Either you will get hooked up with someone else and can just move on or she will get jealous and and want you herself. But boner hugs if all else fails.

[Dixie]

Seriously, if she's told you once already she doesn't want you in the absolute nicest way she could and you continue to pursue her, she's gonna stop being nice to you.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, make her jealous, there is no way that could ever end in disaster.

There's no way that she could try to get YOU jealous and start getting closer to one of YOUR friends. No way.

There's no way that it would just make her feel uncomfortable about you, and turn her off the idea, and maybe start avoiding being with you.

Making her jealous would only work if she actually has feelings for you other than sisterly ones, and the only outcome is that she is made to feel bad. Well done. You may also put the thought into her mind that you are boyfriend material, but again, all you manage to do by making her jealous is still to make her feel bad.

If you want to put ideas in her head, make them assosiate with good feelings about you. If she did say "you are like a brother" a good thing would have been the "how are you for incest?" joke, because it's only a joke but it still has underlying sexual themes. When you hug her, make it a good one, boner hug etc. Make a sly comment about how you only put up with hugging other people so you get to hug her, and play it off as a semi joke. If you aren't already, tell her she looks nice in clothing. Tell her you enjoy being with her rather than her and all her friends.

If this doesn't work then just tell her your feelings and ask what she thinks. You've got nothing to lose and continuing it might make her uncomfortable. If she STILL says the brother thing, then give up; she doesn't want it.

[Dixie]

I really hope his next thread is about how he thinks she's avoiding him....

[Zhukov]

I'm hoping for "Guess what guys? We're going to the dance together!"

[Tadao]

He needs to get to Nevada and get his nut off so that he can be more cool around the ladies. Too much one way sexual tension freaks girls out.

[Dimnos]

Not jealous in the torturous way. Just in the moment of asking her to hook him up with her friend. If she hooks him up then she wouldnt be jealous and he just moves on. If the idea of hooking him up with her friend doesnt sit well with her then it would cause her to rethink their situation.

[Tadao]

Hahahaha, look at us! We know what goes on in the minds of teenage girls!

[Zhukov]

Not jealous in the torturous way. Just in the moment of asking her to hook him up with her friend. If she hooks him up then she wouldnt be jealous and he just moves on. If the idea of hooking him up with her friend doesnt sit well with her then it would cause her to rethink their situation.

Well, we (yes, we) do want her to rethink her situation, but making her hook him up with a friend is a bit harsh, and it's only going to show her that he sees her as a sister that is only there so he can get to her friends. It shows her that he is not interested.

We want her to know that he is interested, and also to make her rethink her own thoughts.

[elx]

dudee babysappyton, if you want GIRL advice then you don't listen to other guys.

seriously, as an almost seventeen year old girl, if some guy tried any of the things you guys are suggesting i'd request a restraining order.

[Tadao]

Sap, I can't help you on this girl, but let me give you some advice that I hope you consider.

Keep you puppy love for this girl a closely guarded secret. Let's say you don't.

A girl out there might like you and she may even be great for you, but no girl wants to be second to a girl that doesn't want to be with you. AND GIRLS TALK! No girl will come within a mile of you if you have your heart set on someone else.

The guys... what can I say about the guys... They are all haters. Don't believe the bros before hoe bullshit. Let's say a girl goes to one of your buddies and she is cute. She might ask them about you and they WILL say that you are all love sick over some other girl and try to hook up with the girl who is interested in you. No ones got your back buddy when it comes to hooking up with cute girls.

Just keep things cool with this girl and hit on her every once in a great while to test the water. They all change their minds, they are moody bitches, but don't ruin your chances with other girls because of this one.

[Dimnos]

Hasnt he already told her he likes her and she shot him down?

[Zhukov]

Hasnt he already told her he likes her and she shot him down?

Elx, you have never been a 17 year old girl either, don't judge us. Also, you would get a restraining order out on a very good friend that you considered your brother, just because he said you look nice or gave you the odd boner hug? Harsh.

Dimnos, I didn't read that part, and I certainly can't be bothered looking for it now.

SAPPINGTON: If you keep it a secret you will regret it for the rest of your life.

[Dimnos]

I thought that is what the thread title said itself...

"Hey I like you. Lets hook up."

"No way. You're like a brother to me"

"Please help guys. Where do I go from here"

A: Move on that is where.

[Zhukov]

There is no admission that he initiated things in the opening post or the title. I figured that she just said it at some stage because he was being a really good friend.

"Thanks for putting your umbrella over me when it's raining, you're like a brother to me!"

Or some other nonsense. If he did already ask her already and she said no then I have misread things and retract all my previous ramblings. GIVE UP SHE SAID NO. :(

[Dimnos]

I may have assumed it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sappy, what was the context? Did she actually say this or are you inferring it through her actions and/or words toward you? (This is apparently very important, not that I would know, or anything.)

[Tadao]

Yeah, I too assumed she said it in passing, if she said it in regard to your advances, well NO MEANS NO!

[Dixie]

If she said it in passing it sounds like she knows he likes her, and it's the softest letdown she could give him without him asking.
I do shit like that all the time and I'm probably not much smarter than a 17 year old girl.

[LordSappington]

She said it in passing, because we were talking about some of our friends. One of them was being a dick to her, and she said something along the lines of 'Man, I'm glad I can talk to YOU about stuff like this; you're like a brother to me.'
And right now, we've got this weird quasi-relationship going on now; one of those half-relationships that's definitely there, it's just not really official yet. So, I guess things worked out in the end. So far.

[The Leader]

Was elx trying to ask LordSappington out?

[elx]

?????????????????? what

he's too young for me:(

[LordSappington]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6484/308601126l1sikx8.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/i/308601126l1sikx8.jpg/)
Have I found the men for you!

[elx]

hey your fake sister kind of looks like them :o

[LordSappington]

Naw; I'd disown her if she used that much hair gel. At least none of them popped their collars.
.... DAMMIT

[Tadao]

I see 2

[Zhukov]

If she said it in passing I think you still have a pretty good chance to worm yourself out of friend, and into her trousers.

If things do turn out for the worse, then just move onto plan B.

Elx.

Oh, and I thought elx said she was 16. If she is older than that then I can stop feeling bad for checking her breast size against that of Aimless, even though it was only for internet debate purposes.

[executioneer]

nope she did say she was 16. i guess she doesn't like people her age

[elx]

he's a year older but he's too young in the sense that we're at different points in our lives. if he's a junior in highschool as i am assuming he is, we're two years apart. which is a lot when you're a teenager.

so no, i wasn't trying to ask him out and i don't know where theleader got that from. :(

[The Leader]

Asking his age, checking the waters. elx is a player.

[kahljorn]

elx likes to pretend she is older than she really is with her "undergrad peers."

[elx]

stop stinking up babysappytons thread which is only about him

[Dimnos]

I think you guys hit a nerve with Elx. I bet if you could see her face she would be blushing. :lol

[LordSappington]

I'm a senior, actually. I'm a grade ahead of my age group.

[elx]

I think you guys hit a nerve with Elx. I bet if you could see her face she would be blushing. :lol
no, the only people i especially care for are willie and zhukov and colonelflagg, but none in a romantic interest. so you're not really hitting any nerves there. :(

and babysappyton i still think you really should just tell her, you could be missing out on a lot now!

[LordSappington]

Fuck it. I don't care much anymore. I'm depressed about four days of the week, so I'd probably only make things worse for her. She's probably better off without a depressed douchebag like me.
There. I said it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Buck up Sappy. Things could be worse. She could have said "F*** you I never want to see you again." Instead she thinks you're pretty cool to talk to and confide in. Zhukov is right, you could transition from Brother to BF quite easily. Just be yourself.

Or not. I really have no business giving anyone advice. At least anyone reading this thread. :\

[elx]

Fuck it. I don't care much anymore. I'm depressed about four days of the week, so I'd probably only make things worse for her. She's probably better off without a depressed douchebag like me.
There. I said it.
hey, bad word :(

you are not depressed babysappyton, at least not clinically and anything short of that is completely normal, especially in teenagers. so just knock that notion out of your thoughts and focus on more important things like your dream girl. you've already indicated that you have a good thing going with her now and if you keep being as silly as you're being now you could screw that up.

[The Leader]

no, the only people i especially care for are willie and zhukov and colonelflagg, but none in a romantic interest.
I thought we had something special. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's okay, I got left out too. :(

[Zhukov]

Yeah, but you got a picture.


ANYWAY. Sappington, are you still going to work towards it? She's probably not stupid, and will be able to see any slight changes in behaviour a kilometer away, but that's not the point. The point is to make her start thinking about you in a different light, that's the only way you can change your current friend status.

If you be extra nice to her, compliment her, make jokes with just a hint of SEXINESS involved, then she will start to think. It doesn't mean you are in like Flynn, it just means she will start to think. I suppose it's up to you when you eventually ask her, and if she says no then at least you can tell yourself that you worked up the courage to ask her, and no matter what anyone else says, you can still keep the friendship.

I kept myself from asking plenty of girls in high school, and I regret it. Recently I was told by one such girl that she liked me too - I could have had a girlfriend in high school! Ahem, I hope you are still going ahead with this, you will regret it like probably almost every other male that has posted in this thread if you don't.

[Tadao]

KEEP IT SECRET! NEVER LET IT OUT!

[Dimnos]

Women are usually more trouble than they are worth. The answer is simple...


:wank

[executioneer]

http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/garth-algar.jpg
Let me tell you something about women, LordSappington. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

[The Leader]

Excellent

[Tadao]

Happy Bday Sappington, ask her for a hug for your bday and make sure to press that raging hard on against her so tight she'll have to say something about it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hey, Happy Sappy Birthday! :party

[elx]

happy 18th babysappyton:)

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Bday Sappington, ask her for a hug for your bday and make sure to press that raging hard on against her so tight she'll have to say something about it.


Words to live by. Follow this advice, son.

[Zhukov]

Hope you hugged her real good.

[Dimnos]

Maybe even shift your weight from one foot to the other so it rubs a little. :lol

[Tadao]

:lol

[Dimnos]

You gotta take these opportunities. It might be the most action you get for a while.

[LordSappington]

I forgot completely about this topic, and felt bad that nobody mentioned my birthday until I just saw this. :(
Thanks, guys!

[Colonel Flagg]

So, what's going on with her, Sappy? Got anywhere yet? (You must keep us updated, you know, it's the rule.)

[kahljorn]

find another girl

[Fathom Zero]

Damn, I started posting in the eighth grade, now I'm at the University of Oklahoma.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[LordSappington]

This is turning into a fucking soap opera. Now my other friend likes her, as well. The one who previously played with her feelings, mostly because it was fun to him.
IT'S ON

[Colonel Flagg]

Mark your territory. >:

[Zhukov]

Ha. you can beat that guy (uh, maybe not 'beat' like this is a game. Because.. you shouldn't be thinking like that. But still, beat him) by taking her aside and telling her as a friend and someone that cares about her that "he is only playing with your feelings for fun. Like a game."

Keep up with the updates.

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, this shit shouldn't be a competition and her the prize. If she wants to be thought of like that, then whatever.

But I wouldn't want anyone like that to begin with, anyway.

[Tadao]

NO WAY! Don't forget that girls like bad boys, don't go all goody two shoes and pull her aside. You gotta go for the fist fight dude.

[AChimp]

Girls like it when you PROVE your love to them. You need to show up with her name carved into your arm or something. Then talk about how much it hurt, but say you kept thinking about her as the knife sliced your skin.

Also, phone her at 3am and ask her what she thinks about suicide. Then act all cool like nothing's going on and be like "OK bye" and then hang up.

[LordSappington]

What if I cut out and weld together a brand, and brand myself with her name? I'm getting the hang of this romance thing.
But no, there's a difference between getting competitive, and thinking of her as a prize. I'll make sure not to cross that line.

[Fathom Zero]

It depends on how she feels about this other cat. If it's legitimate romantic love, then you can't compete because you'll risk losing. She'll just have to decide when to ditch 'im, if ever. If it's not love, then just wait until she moves onto the next guy, which should be you, providing you position yourself and want it.

If this is a competition, then she is a prize. It's a game where your objective is to beat the other guy and claim what's yours.

[Tadao]

Branding is for pussies, it's a few seconds of pain, cutting her name in your arm is torture with each line in a letter. You can even write a poem for each line in the letter of her name in your blood.

[LordSappington]

Oh, yeah, feeling second/third degree burns on your arm is so weak.

[Tadao]

Exactly

[Aimless]

I had a boyfriend that carved die into his arm with a razor blade while sitting on my couch, he was not my boyfriend after that.

[The Leader]

'Cause he ruined your couch? :(

[Tadao]

And she claims to like the cure and the smiths. :rolleyes

[Aimless]

it said "die"... if there had been an "i hate myself and want to" or even "i want to" that would have been a different story.

[Fathom Zero]

MAYBE SHE SHOULD BE A FAN OF KING CRIMSON NYUK NYUK NYUK

[executioneer]

Branding is for pussies, it's a few seconds of pain, cutting her name in your arm is torture with each line in a letter. You can even write a poem for each line in the letter of her name in your blood.
well then how about using a soldering iron to do the branding, that'll stretch the length of agony out longer

[Tadao]

I like this idea! Especially if you do it to BOC's Burning for You.

[executioneer]

oh man and you could actually melt a little (non-lead) solder in there even, it'd be all shiny and catch the eye really well

[Tadao]

Her name would show up on xrays too!

[executioneer]

if that's not romantic i don't know what is

[Fathom Zero]

haha you should murder her parents :lol

[Dimnos]

Bah. Just beat this other dudes ass. That will show her your the real man.

[The Leader]

haha you should murder her parents :lol
:lol

[LordSappington]

So, I'm thinking about just outright telling her sometime soon. It's gotten to a point where I'm thinking, 'Fuck it; either it works or not.'

[Colonel Flagg]

I guess the boner-hug didn't work out for you?

[The Leader]

Did you not remember to rub it on her a little?

[Fathom Zero]

So, I'm thinking about just outright telling her sometime soon. It's gotten to a point where I'm thinking, 'Fuck it; either it works or not.'

Say, "I've gotta tell you something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

She should really get the idea when you say that. I recommend it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Actually, FZ has a good point. :faint

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

It's hacky enough to work.

Of course, saying what you mean is always good, depending on the type of girl.

[LordSappington]

Say, "I've gotta tell you something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

She should really get the idea when you say that. I recommend it.
Okay, that sounds really good. Thanks a lot, FZ. :)

[Fathom Zero]

"As time has gone by, I've found myself becoming more and more attracted to you. I've been thinking about you a lot. As I see things right now, you're one of the most wonderful things I could ever think about; something good. Something great."

[Colonel Flagg]

FZ, You're a GENIUS!

"As time has gone by, I've found myself becoming more and more attracted to you. I've been thinking about you a lot. As I see things right now, you're one of the most wonderful things I could ever think about; something good. Something great."

Ladies and gentlemen of I-Mockery, the LOOOVE Doctor is IN!!

:love

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN MADE A FOOL OF, PAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[Fathom Zero]

PD7-J8gR-40

[Colonel Flagg]

You've got me wrong. I really think you've got "relationship therapist" in your BLOOD BOYO! :rock

There's good money in this, AND you get to call yourself a "Doctor".

[Sam]

DR DYLAN

[Fathom Zero]

DR. ****** SALAD

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just a poor, stubborn romantic.

[Fathom Zero]

Honestly, it's all about identifying how they want to be treated and marry that with how they deserve to be treated.

[executioneer]

Honestly, it's all about identifying how they want to be treated and marry that with how they deserve to be treated.
dude, word choice

[Colonel Flagg]

NO! Brilliant! Use the word they most want to hear in a context not exactly like they are used to hearing, and you'll have them eating out of your hand. Double entendres are an aphrodesiac! WORD!

DR. ZERO.

[Fathom Zero]

>:

And I've always used it in that sort of context.

[LordSappington]

Dude, I think I just came a little with that last one.
Next big problem: Is it acceptable to send this as an email, or is it pretty much universal to do it face-to-face?

[Fathom Zero]

Face to face. SO SHE CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM HER FEELINGS.

[Esuohlim]

THESE TACTICS ARE ALL WELL AND GOOD FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY TALKED TO THEIR DREAM GIRLS, BUT >: >:

[Zhukov]

Face to face. Email will sound contrived and like you spent hours thinking up what to say, because you will, and you will be able to see how she honestly feels, rather than have her reply via email. Also, it will be really weird when you next see each other in person, whichever way it goes.

Do it face to face, don't plan too much, and try to smile; you are coming a step closer to being with this girl that you really, really like. You might get a kiss.

Whatever happens I'm sure she will appreciate it.

Good luck.

[Colonel Flagg]

Face to Face - no question.

[Fathom Zero]

THESE TACTICS ARE ALL WELL AND GOOD FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY TALKED TO THEIR DREAM GIRLS, BUT >: >:

Someone once told me you meet another dream girl everyday.

I've talked to mine.

[LordSappington]

I consider it a good sign that she went into a big worrying fit when she found out I got swept away in a flooded river tonight. But then, she'd kinda be a bitch if she didn't, I think.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, that is a good sign. Do you think maybe she overdid it because she wants you to know that she likes you? This is exciting.

[LordSappington]

It wasn't too over-the-top, but I got the sense that she really cares. It was kinda adorable. :melt

[LordSappington]

I just convinced her to let me take her to see '9' tonight. Thumbs up

[Fathom Zero]

Good on ya, mate.

[Zhukov]

Top stuff old bean, do you have anyhting planned other than an enjoyable night? I mean like talking to her about certain things.

[Chojin]

this is the gayest thread we have

i'm tempted to lock it before it spreads the creep to the rest of the forums, but i remain optimistic for an oao-style catastrophic failure

[Tadao]

I hope he has been practicing unsnapping a bra.

[LordSappington]

Well, that went... well, it was pretty awesome. Basically, we spent the whole time joking and comparing it to video games, and cuddling.
I think I have this one in the bag, yo.
Hey, it's on-topic, it's in the right board; what more do you want?

[Tadao]

I JUST CUDDLED, I'M GONNA POST THAT. YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. NO WONDER SHE LIKES ME.

[Colonel Flagg]

this is the gayest thread we have

:bestthread;)

Basically, we spent the whole time joking and comparing it to video games, and cuddling.


So, you didn't get any?

[Colonel Flagg]

PS - when do we get to meet this vision of loveliness?

(Note that I avoided the Hickman Challenge!) :Publover

[Pentegarn]

Anyone who says, 'You're like a brother to me, show them this'

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[Colonel Flagg]

G-D Firewall!

[LordSappington]

PS - when do we get to meet this vision of loveliness?

Shit, this sounds like it's too convenient, but she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan and how viral a girl's picture can get, she doesn't post anything with her face anywhere, except facebook.

[Fathom Zero]

You dummy. Why do you show her that shit?

And do you mean to say anything without the face is okay? Is she like one of those people that think anal/oral doesn't count?

[LordSappington]

Hey, she asked me if I knew about it, I replied to the affirmative, and she asked to see it. Due warnings were given.
I don't think she wants to be posted at ALL. Which I can kinda understand; I had some wanna-be internet tough guy get my old DevientArt I used to store pictures a while back, and tried to use some stupid pictures I took of myself as a joke to blackmail me.

[MattJack]

This has nothing to do with this thread, but your avatar looks EXACTLY like my ex girlfriend's little sister, LS.

[LordSappington]

Did you dump her for her sister?

[Fathom Zero]

or at least fck that btch

[Dimnos]

Why would he dump her to pork the little sis? If he can get away with sticking it to her without breaking up...

[Colonel Flagg]

Shit, this sounds like it's too convenient, but she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan and how viral a girl's picture can get, she doesn't post anything with her face anywhere, except facebook.

Why don't you show her www.i-mockery.com (http://www.i-mockery.com)? This way she'll see that we're all a bunch of really nice people who just want her to like us and stuff. Uh. Maybe this isn't such a good idea. nvm

[LordSappington]

I smell sabotage....

[Chojin]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CAN'T STAND IT

I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT

[Colonel Flagg]

So, Sappy, are you "in" or are you "out"? ;)

[LordSappington]

I'm not sure how many right ways there are to answer this.... If any.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Shit, this sounds like it's too convenient, but she's really paranoid about her image circulating around on the nets; after I showed her 4chan and how viral a girl's picture can get, she doesn't post anything with her face anywhere, except facebook.


:lol That's what sisters are for.

[TIFunkalicious]

Hope it lasts longer than my high school relationships, I couldn't break a month. They all started so well too. The worst was when I was a junior and had a thing for a freshman but she gravitated to this trashy senior who would only go on to exploit her and I fucking knew he would because I had seen him do it for 2 years and my older brother told stories of his older brother doing it for 10 years but if I told her any of that it wouldn't have helped my case. But yeah, mine went down the tubes fast, If I had to break down why

-I don't really reaffirm relationships which is BAD. I have it in my head that "I like her, we're dating, therefore she knows I like her" which as time goes on that last bit becomes less and less the case.

-Don't think you're 'in' necessarily, when the cuddly cuddly gets to kissy kissy and shes not loaded and ready, things can take a hit. I have no idea what the right time is (Unless it's right at the end of a song by the cars, that's always the right time)

-Don't be this guy:

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