Hi I'm Glue!

[MajorScales]

:\ So fuck you :)

[executioneer]

yeah well i'm rubber so you can go blubber

[MajorScales]

You're my stain and I'm an Anus :\

[Aaarg]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[MrSmiley381]

Hi, I'm lighter fluid. I undo glue fairly well, and melt plastic when set aflame.

[Aaarg]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO KEEPS GETTIN BETTER

[Guitar Woman]

it is a winner

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rog, MajorScales is here to cause only trouble and it doesn't gel with the friendly atmosphere we are trying to build up and maintain here on I-Welcoming.

[Chojin]

Hey Rog, MajorScales is here to cause only trouble and it doesn't gel with the friendly atmosphere we are trying to build up and maintain here on I-Welcoming.

this was my post :<

[Mockery]

We here at I-Welcoming.com have heard your complaints and will deal with this miscreant.

Verdict: Guilty.

Sentence: A harsh pat on the tuckus! :eek

[MajorScales]

Hey Rog, MajorScales is here to cause only trouble and it doesn't gel with the friendly atmosphere we are trying to build up and maintain here on I-Welcoming.

Milhousinwhinerhousinhymer

[executioneer]

majorscales your are a hoot

[MajorScales]

I'm thinking about Roger Slapping my ass with a pickle :love

[Tadao]

Can't even use a quote button. :oao

[MajorScales]

Can't even use a quote button. :oao

do you correct grammar and spelling mistakes also?

[Otto]

Do you do parties?

[Tadao]

do you correct grammar and spelling mistakes also?

No, but I do correct social disorders.

[Esuohlim]

MajorScales' email contains the phrase "bluegrasslawncut"

MajorScales also used the :\ emoticon

Anyone want to hazard a guess? :eek

[Evil Robot]

Majorscales is an anti-Semite, I have proof.

[Tadao]

My guess is that he is a fat fuck who thinks he can play guitar and things that any attention is good attention.

[MajorScales]

stop being a weiner milhouse,.>:

[Evil Robot]

Stop calling him milhouse you slut.

[captain516]

Where's your proof Evil Robot?

[Zomboid]

Fuck, someone is actually quoting something ZBF said? It's not even anything original, either. It's a poorly written quotation of something someone probably said to him on xbox live.

Or something his father tells him every year on his birthday.

[MarioRPG]

Or something his father tells him every year on his birthday.

After shooting him in the eye with a bb gun :lol

[Wiffles]

I am paper, you are glue. Howdy friend, I'll stick to you! ^_^

[The Leader]

:lol

[MajorScales]

I am paper, you are glue. Howdy friend, I'll stick to you! ^_^


I wrote this just for you :)


Chicken

How do you feel about Abortion? (Egg plops out of Chicken)

Duck

(walks over to egg and steps on it) That's the last time you fuck this Duck

Chicken

You're no Mallard

Duck

Well, you're no Cornish hen (camera pan's to duck's face with a small tear)

Chicken (another egg plops out)

This one is your brothers

Duck

I hate you (duck flies away)

[Wiffles]

I wrote this just for you :)


Awww, so sad ;___;

I'll continue it to put it on a lighter tone, and I dedicate this ending to you. ^^;

(Little did Chicken know that in the aborted eggs, there was something magical! The aborted eggs that were mercilessly trampled beneath uncaring feet didn't die in vain, for they would be the catalyst for a new era. The broken egg and its juices began seeping into the ground, infiltrating every pore of the earth. Out of the shattered remnants sprouted a little flower. The tiny flower healed the earth, infusing it with love, happiness, and warmth.
From every spring, brook and stream gushed out the essence of love and happiness. The animals drank the waters and were cured of all illness. The earth was purified and everything good came. All because of a chicken fetus that had a dream, and in the end. It came true!) ^_^

[Esuohlim]

I hate you Wiffles

[Wiffles]

Im sorry that my presence incites the hate in you. ;__;
I hope we can be best buds in the future and have a WUBDUBULOUS! time ^_^

[Otto]

Wiffles warms the cockles of the wooden prosthesis that I call my heart.

[Tadao]

I remember when my member was a member of a club that everyone wore club member jacket that said "WANG" but no one got the joke :\

What a sad and desperate attempt to gain acceptance and attention.

[MajorScales]

What a sad and desperate attempt to gain acceptance and attention.

Its complicated...Love/Hate relationship.

[Dimnos]

No. Its a very simple sad affair.

[Tadao]

Pathetic

[MajorScales]

No. Its a very simple sad affair.

I guess I could have have laid low and just bought a t-shirt and blown a few mods in the past. I'm a rebel and when alcohol is involved things get out of hand sometimes.

[Tadao]

The one thing you are good at is vividly portraying yourself as a shit stain on a chair by typing words into sentences.

[MajorScales]

vividly portraying yourself

One of many traits you will never accomplish

[Tadao]

You're flat out weak at everything. The only thing you know is abuse, that's why you keep coming back. You're a mirror image of Clement.

[Dimnos]

If you have to announce to the world that your a rebel then you are probably not. Diarrhea and similar bile is all that spews from your mouth. At least Clement attempted to to have a point and logic.

[Tadao]

Just joking tubby. ;)

[MajorScales]

Just joking tubby. ;)

go look in the music section...I'm not tubby :\ I could probably snap your neck and make you into a necklace :)

[Wiffles]

I get it, you're big boned ^^

[MajorScales]

I get it, you're big boned ^^


Really I look fat?

[Wiffles]

No no, since Tadao called you tubby, but you denied it so you must be big boned. Which is different from fat O.o

[Tadao]

go look in the music section...I'm not tubby :\ I could probably snap your neck and make you into a necklace :)

Sure, if I was standing between you and a buffet.

[captain516]

:lol:lol:lol

[Tadao]

He should have picked a better bass play to pretend to be. That guy played the most boring shit I have ever heard. It sound like crappy Disney teen music, but he's too old and ugly to be seen on stage with them, and now at this age he'll be dead before he learns to play with any rhythm or soul. SHit, the drum machine sounded better.

I'm just pullin' your leg tubby. ;)

[Tadao]

Tadoa is a fck hd

Awwww dude, come on! Let's be buddies! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. :tear

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol