spam bots

[darkvare]

you know i normally don't care about this guys but now they are sending me pms that show something about requesting a recipt

[Tadao]

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF BRASS AIR FITTINGS!

[Evil Robot]

"money transfer fees"

[Wiffles]

Im going to help a Nigerian Prince free his frozen bank assets. It feels so good when you're helping people ^.^

[Mockery]

Just banned some user who was sending out spam via PM and deleted all the messages they sent out. If you ever receive spam via PM, please forward it to me and I'll take care of it.

[Tadao]

I like to forward it to a different MOD each time.

[Kitsa]

I sent to Mockery and Willie because those were the two who popped into my mind.

[Tadao]

My next one is going to Mew.

[Chojin]

but i'm the king of the forums

[Tadao]

I better invest in a dartboard.

[george]

why don't the bots even try to mkae sense anymore?

it sort of makes me sad the the robots dont even think im worth the effort :(

[Evil Robot]

We need to use less keywords in our posts and the bots will stop seeing us.

[executioneer]

http://www.andrewgarvey.com/wizard/author/images/CowardlyLion.jpg
if iii were kiiiing of the foruummmmmmmmmms
not duke
not prince

[darkvare]

we all know kings don't have power any more

[Terra]

I deleted mine. It only sent to a select few. I hate that I'm on that list. :(

[george]

finally some respect!!!

How are you today and business in your country? I am Mr Huang, Bank Manager of bank of Overseas,Taiwan.I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. A British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr.Courtney Steven made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit of $30,000,000.00 for twelve calendar months and not too long Mr.Courtney Steven died from an airplane crash. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to claim his estate. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin.in this case; Mr.Courtney Steven died interstate. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, According to the Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 6(Six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government if nobody applies to claim the funds,I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless evidence of relationship with the deceased,which I shall provide you with, is presented. I alone know of the existence of this deposit as far as Bank of Overseas is concerned,the bank's management has no single idea of what? the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward.I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion,I will always call you and please contact me only through this email below. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please, again, note I am a family man,I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences may be, In closing, transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Upon receiving your reply, I will then furnish you with a more comprehensive detail of this transaction and what is required of you. Please reply to my private Email:

fucking right!!! my name is now Jorge Courtney Moneybags :posh

[Tadao]

I wish to purchase some wowgold

[Esuohlim]

Once upon a time I made a thread to try to solve the spambot problem that got extremely ignored by people who matter

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701226

[Fathom Zero]

Who are you again?

[Colonel Flagg]

but i'm the king of the forums

It's good to be king! :)

(I send everything to you, Eric. You're my HERO! :love)

(but not in a gay way, or anything)

[elx]

Once upon a time I made a thread to try to solve the spambot problem that got extremely ignored by people who matter

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701226
yeah i've been wondering why this hasn't been solved already..it's fairly simple:(

[Tadao]

Yes Esu, post as elx to further your point helps speed up the process.

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/2bunnies1cup.png

every single time i see your stinky avatar :(

[Wiffles]

Thats pretty cute / neat O.O <3

[Dimnos]

What? Did that one rabbit kill the other or something? Why does he looked surprised? Is that a mug of excrement?

[Wiffles]

I think the other rabbit fainted from excitement because the other bunny gave him some hot cocoa, and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him :)

[elx]

yes that is exactly right wiffles

[Tadao]

:lol

[Dimnos]

The x eyes indicate that mo-fo is dead.

[george]

i found a bunch of baby rabbits once. and we fed them with bottles and they were the cutest things ever. but my daughter tuesday kept doing things that supriosed them and they would have strokes and die.

she accidently stomped on the only one to survive her campaign of terror.

so, in my experience you could kill a rabbit by getting him too excited by a cup of hot chocolate. good call wiffles.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Slept at my girlfriends house last week. Woke up in the middle of the night with fistacuffs, thought someone broke in because there was a lot of commotion. Turns out she has 2 rabbits and a little free range area for them in the next room. They both got into the same cage and were just chasing each other around to the same effect a dog would chase its tail.