Nerdy kid beats on himself with a bat thinking he’s a “warrior” LOL

[pzilla]

This is Patrick Haas, a “professional” workout instructor who thinks hitting yourself will make you stronger. This kid a cross between napoleon dynamite and Fogle from superbad. Enjoy.

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Damn, it seems not to be embedding right. I dropped the link above just incase.

[The Leader]

Like blood in the water...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Even if that was in the youtube thread I think I would have passed.

[Aaarg]

"i registered at i-mockery to show off my vids!!!"

[LordSappington]

If it's an instructional workout video, why does he keep saying 'Don't try this at home'? Wouldn't you just get laughed out if you did it anywhere else?

[Zomboid]

It's a good thing Mockery fixed your embed tags. I really want to watch your two star video!

And why wasn't this just deleted or moved into the youtube thread?

[Chojin]

is this spam

[stevetothepast]

LOL

[Sacks]

Lets keep it on eBaums, chum.

[Evil Robot]

That was a horrible first post.

[Babs]

Everyone knows that real warriors prove themselves by stabbing them self in the chest. Takes real skill to stab through your own chest plate.

edit: fuck you

[Seven Force]

nerds need to beat themselves more because of the bullshit zero-tolerance policy on any kind of violence nowadays and ill be good goddamned if im going to jail because someone was trying to bring jesus into my heart outside cvs

[The Leader]

There ain't no village.

[Misdemonar]

it isnt spam if its space ghost

[Misdemonar]

spaaacccce ghooooosssttt

[executioneer]

HA HA HA, CRACK A WINDOW, WILLIE

[The Leader]

LOL:lol

[Dr. Boogie]

All the windows.

[Babs]

what happened to space ghost?

[Sacks]

He died :tear

[Misdemonar]

that pzilla jerk changed it back

[executioneer]

let's see if he's still determined to keep his shitty video there after his week ban is over