Why Terra should not be allowed to breed.

[Tadao]

You don't seem sad. You seem more together than the majority of us assholes around here.

Now I'M sad. :tear

:tear

[Tadao]

Yes, I agree. My six month goal is to move out of the trailer into a low rent apartment complex. Then I will apply for Habitat for Humanity and then, ZOOM!! Off to landbarronhood my man!

Nothing but laundrymats and check cashing establisments. If I save enough sheckels, I can make my minions off of a cockfight conglomerate named "Cocketerrafirma."

I will make my first $10,000.00 by the time Mia is 3 years old and move up into some form of home child care.

I cannot think beyond Mia's third year. Phone sex will obviously be out of the question....

:tear

[Zhukov]

I think there should be some sort of order to her breeding, like we go by join date or something. Perhaps reverse alphabetical order.

[Tadao]

Perhaps every 8 years. I'd be ok with that.

[Terra]

I don't mind the breeding. It's the spawning that's a kick in the ass.

[WhiteRat]

Sterilize her.

[WhiteRat]

Better yet. Find her, tranquilize her, and take her to da bandlands in nort dakota.

[Tadao]

Drag her with a horse by her uterus!

[Terra]

I'm going to need a lot of narcs for that! >:

[Tadao]

I'm always a bitch. Even to my best buds. Who happen to hate me. :>

:tear

[Kitsunexus]

Why do you always post PMs? Do you really think anyone wants to read them?

[Tadao]

It's not a PM. Go be stupid somewhere else. No one cares about you.

[Kitsunexus]

It's not a PM. Go be stupid somewhere else. No one cares about you.

Who cares about you, hmm? Name 5 names.

[Tadao]

I can't think of a person here who doesn't care about me.

[Kitsunexus]

I can't think of a person here who doesn't care about me.

You're right, Tadao. I do care about you. *hug*

[WhiteRat]

I kicked my Cymbalta addiction because of Tadao. I owe him my life.

[Sam]

If it wasn't for Tadao I never would have had the courage to admit that I wanted to urinate all over Terra.

[The Leader]

Tadao saved me from Scientology.

[Dimnos]

T saved me from being Democrat. :)

[Esuohlim]

Tadao raped my mother and without him I wouldn't have ever been born!

[Pentegarn]

Tadao showed me the joy of donkey shows!

[Chojin]

Tadao gives song to feelings.

[Grislygus]

Tadao took those unclaimed bodies off my hands!

[Esuohlim]

Tadao, what a guy!

[Terra]

I like his long hair. Too bad he's going to cut it. That's going to take the fun and steam out of his abuse. :tear

[Esuohlim]

I don't think Sam's pee receptacle should be allowed to make comments

[Terra]

I'm not his receptacle. Yet.

[The Leader]

Tadao is always there when I need a friend. :')

[Sam]

YET. ;)

[Terra]

Sam? You capped again. :(

[Sam]

I'll cap you.

[Terra]

Now, there's no reason this can't be any fun. Premature capulation is a no no, however. :)

[Tadao]

STOP BREATHING UP ALL MY INTERNET!

[Terra]

Oh stop. Relax and pass a deuce. :)

[Tadao]

THAT'S IT, I'M NOT GONNA WASH MY DICK FOR A MONTH AND THEN RAPE YOUR MOUTH WITH IT.

[Sam]

Don't worry there will be plenty of time for a deuce after the pee. ;)

[Terra]

K ..I think we are going to need to establish a "safe" word now guys.

I submit the word "fucktard" for your consideration.

[Nick]

I also would like to urinate on Terra.


Just putting that out there guys.


























You just just... Ya know...

[Tadao]

SHE'S GOT ENOUGH FACE FOR ALL OF US.

[Sam]

BACK OFF NICK, I WANTED TO PISS ALL OVER HER YEARS AGO. >:

[Nick]

Man, it's cool. I'm cool. We can take turns.

[Babs]

You wanna.... make her body into a Porta Potti?