Does your mother...

[Fathom Zero]

...keep wishbones above the sink?

[Tadao]

no

[Zhukov]

Does yours?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My grandmother used to but only for a few weeks after thanksgiving.

[Dimnos]

My mom would but they dont come in tofurkey. :\

[Guitar Woman]

yes

[Esuohlim]

No, my mother just brings men home every night and has sex with them

[executioneer]

does your mother kiss you with that mouth

[MattJack]

No, my mother just brings men home every night and has sex with them

i wanna meet that mom

[Esuohlim]

You probably already did :(

MattJack I've got a sad dad :(

[Sam]

I'm Mulehorse backwardses dad. :(

[darkvare]

no, she feeds them to the dogs

[executioneer]

I'm Mulehorse backwardses dad. :(

do you run a backwards cracker factory

[Pentegarn]

eromyna t'nseod eh

[Sam]

he calls me "weekend dad"

[Supafly345]

Does your mother lose her flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left and right?
Does your mother lose her flavor on the bedpost overnight?