Happy New Decade :X

[Pram Maven]

Hi folks, been away for a few years, as I made a complete ass of myself when I first joined and felt crappy about it.

The 2000's are behind us though, farts still stain everything, and we have a black President. Life is gooooood!

...Well, except for this:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20178&page=2

I couldn't kick my self esteem lower every time someone met me if I owned an alarm clock that punched you in the face every morning while screaming "you are a horrible person and you should die, but instead of going to hell where you might make friends and form a union, you should stay in limbo forever where you'll never meet anyone. You'll never know love. YOU'LL NEVER SHARE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI WITH A GIRL DOG AND PUSH A MEATBALL OVER TO HER WITH YOUR NOSE!"

So, I'm throwing up the white flag and calling a truce. Could the powers that be please delete that thread? It's searchable and serves as an embarrassment to me both professionally and personally. It also serves my slightly cross-eyed head over my ass like a tennis racket, if it were made of concrete and strung with piano wire. For one thing, what was said is out of context, as I saw everyone else being abusive here and was just trying to fit in. For another, it was in the guise of a persona. I'm coming in here as who I am and asking, on my knees, to be spared from publicly viewable ridicule.

Whether or not the thread goes away, it's already done some damage. I just wish it would not do any more. I'm trying to lead a more positive life by example, and am focused on creativity, rather than destructiveness.

Thank you for hearing me out, and I hope you all got lots of sex for Christmas!

[MLE]

So you're dredging up an old topic that no one remembers or cares about, knowing we won't delete it in hopes to pull some more heat and get attention again?

That thread wasn't even that funny. Or really anything. I don't even know what you're so embarassed about. It's just a thread. Maybe you could make a better case by explaining what damage it's done.

[Pram Maven]

Well, I foolishly used the same screen name for everything, but the damage it's done is, when you Google it, there's a bunch of positive stuff and the third link says I'm an idiot. Wouldn't make you feel good about yourself, would it?

As far as attention, I don't want it. Especially not that kind. I also think that, if you don't like the thread, and no one else remembers it, it would be in poor taste to leave it up just for spite. I mean, wouldn't it? Maybe I'm just cursed by the vapors of unreasonable morality.

Yeah, that's it. FIE ON ME for trying to pervert injustice.

[Tadao]

Smart people would PM RoG and privately ask for it's removal. Also Pram Maven is a horrible username.

Someone rename this to PRAM MAVEN IS STILL AN IDIOT and then lock it.

[MLE]

How is this injustice? You were an idiot, you were called out on being an idiot, and you continued to be an idiot in the same thread. This isn't anything WE did. If anything, it's poetic justice that creeps on the internet that decide to stalk you will find out you're an idiot by the same website that you basically stalked for years, circumventing ban after ban.

[Pram Maven]

WHAT? I never once circumvented any sort of ban. I changed my username because I wasn't happy with it; I never started another account or did anything to avoid detection by the people who wanted me banned (for whatever assinine reason that may have been).

Also, I think you might be having an IBS flareup, because calm people don't bleed out the ass when I show up to apologize for something I did FOUR YEARS AGO.

[MLE]

Sensible people forget what happened four years ago and don't dredge it up. Why don't you leave your internet middle school drama alone and graduate to high school?

[executioneer]

booooooooooooooooooooring

[Zhukov]

I once asked Chojin to delete all my posts, and when he said I was a pussy I said I'd delete them all individually myself, so he took away my edit button :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Sensible people forget what happened four years ago and don't dredge it up.

I forget what happened 4 minutes ago. :confused

Why don't you leave your internet middle school drama alone and graduate to high school?

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/05/icarlycast.gif

[Pram Maven]

Ah, you're right. I'm not sensible. I'm gonna take a bubble bath now, in rock salt.

[The Leader]

candy ass

[Pram Maven]

Am not, I'm just out of sodium hypochlorite.

[Chojin]

I once asked Chojin to delete all my posts, and when he said I was a pussy I said I'd delete them all individually myself, so he took away my edit button :lol

o man good call, i just took away his too

maven i do respect your request, but it's a little hard to take a guy with an avatar like that seriously. surely if you really wanted to be left alone you'd have picked something more tasteful?

[Chojin]

i forget; is maven the homeless guy

[executioneer]

he's the aspie whose mom gets mad if you pick on him i think

WHICH ONE, I KNOW :rolleyes

[MLE]

i just remember he was just as bad

[Kitsa]

he's the aspie whose mom gets mad if you pick on him i think

WHICH ONE, I KNOW :rolleyes


:lol

[Dimnos]

I have to agree with Chojin. That is one terrible avatar. I havnt read the thread about you being an idiot but I assume your avatar is more of an embarrassment.

[Pram Maven]

I did not choose that avatar for myself, I've been Bape-raped!

It is pretty funny, though, and I will wear it proudly (and creepily).

[Pram Maven]

Also, I can not edit my posts. This is an unfair proposition. I would demand an inquiry into this matter, but I am afraid it would result in ME being inquired.

[Tadao]

AHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE COOL NOW. WHAT BETTER WAY TO TELL THE WORLD HOW COOL YOU ARE. ME PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT OFF LIKE IT DID IT TO CONFUSE PEOPLE, CAUSE EVERYONE HERE KNOWS CHOJIN DID IT. BUT HEY, WELL PLAYED. USING THE NAME BAPE SO THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE YOU ARE A PART OF THINGS.

:rollingmyfuckingeyesattheidiot

[Babs]

You're seriously pathetic. The epitome of a callow and incompetent human being.

[Tadao]

Oh man, even Babs thinks he's tough enough to beat on you. That's pretty bad.

[Babs]

Yeah, take that little bitch! Like your new homo avatar!

[Pram Maven]

I like how people with nothing to offer in the form of humor themselves jump right in to demean the "newcomer". It's akin to saying "I am a footballer because I watch the game on TV".

http://www.billcigliano.com/images/stock_character1/footballhead2.jpg

You, Tadao, are a ref.

[Tadao]

That's because I know how game is played and I call them like I see them.

[Babs]

What I like the most is how you can't even compose a sentence correctly.

[Pram Maven]

I know how game is played

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/prammaven/Iknowhowgameisplayed.jpg

Nope, not finding anything, but let me help you with that...

I know how THE game is played

http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/baby-football-380x253.jpg
http://www.muscogeemoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/youth-soccer.jpg

[Tadao]

Shouldn't you put some sort of punctuation at the end of your sentences? OH LOOK I TAKE TAKE SMALL SHOTS TOO!

[Tadao]

Hahahahaha post another picture, that's how it was done by the legends. Better yet, do something in MS Paint!

[Pram Maven]

<i>OH LOOK I TAKE TAKE SMALL SHOTS TOO!</i>

What was that, Tadao? Sorry, I couldn't see what you wrote, I had this window mimimized to make room for my life.

*maximizes the window*

Ok, I'll buy that... You do take small shots, when you don't have help. Otherwise, you look like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fv6JgIQ0Q&feature=related

[Tadao]

F6fv6JgIQ0Q

Ahahahahah that is so awesome!

So, do you always type what you are physically doing? How can you type that you are maximizing a window into a window that you have minimized? Are you that sad? It's no wonder you care so much about your internet image. Why, your life isn't that great at all, is it? Do you always show your hand this early on? No wonder you left.

[Pram Maven]

Check this out-

Tadao was one year younger than I am now when he joined this site.

HAPPY F-

[Pram Maven]

Tadao- yes, I am that sad.

How can you type that you are maximizing a window into a window that you have minimized?

It's easy, I type it into Notepad first, copy it from there, and then paste it into the little reply box here.

If you want, I can print up the whole manual on how to use your computer and snail mail it to you.

[Tadao]

I am 40. Oh hey! Shall I tell you what everyone already knows? You'll be hard pressed to find any secrets about me.

[Tadao]

Wow, you would go and extra 3 steps to reply to me? That is superdupeuper sad.

[Pram Maven]

Yes, I would go and extra 3 steps.

How many steps would you go for Spell-check? What about a Klondike bar?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/prammaven/klondikebar2.jpg

(sorry about the bite missing from it, I got hungry while I was waiting for you)

[Chojin]

AHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE COOL NOW. WHAT BETTER WAY TO TELL THE WORLD HOW COOL YOU ARE. ME PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT OFF LIKE IT DID IT TO CONFUSE PEOPLE, CAUSE EVERYONE HERE KNOWS CHOJIN DID IT. BUT HEY, WELL PLAYED. USING THE NAME BAPE SO THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE YOU ARE A PART OF THINGS.

:rollingmyfuckingeyesattheidiot

i'm pretty sure he's referring to how i switched him over to i-bapery

as you were, though

[Tadao]

Your spell-check doesn't accept the word and? Why would you go an extra 3 steps to reply to me if you had such a great life?

[Pram Maven]

Sorry for copping your style there, Chojin. You do it much better. Actually, come to think of it, I don't know how to mock. I know how to belittle and demean, divide, subtract, cook marshmallows in the microwave until just before they explode, and run a cash register, but mocking is an artform I've yet to learn. Do you have any internships available at a School For I-Mocking here in Oregon? If so, do I have to prove that I am not a legal resident?

[Babs]

Why are you still here? You're just going on to provide little bits of information about yourself that no one here would even care to ask you in the first place. You prove your life's pathetic then prepositionally add you live in Oregon and like to do childish activities. Go away.

[Pram Maven]

Ok... *with the window minimized, writes "*cries*" in Notepad, copies it, and then pastes it here in the little reply box* I'll miss your bizarre-looking top-view-of-a-toadstool-with-a face-on-it sig.

[Esuohlim]

So wait, you're 33 years old?

[MLE]

Maven, Choj took your edit button so you wouldn't edit out your replies on that thread you wanted removed. Was it really that hard to figure out? Also, with italics you use [ ], not < >

[Zhukov]

This is embarrassing.

[Dimnos]

http://c0170351.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/8359_4334_m.jpg

[Pram Maven]

I'm confused where I am. There are drums beating, but for all I know those are heavy mallets being swung at my stretched-out ball sack. I have a nasty lump on my head, and someone sewed a vagina to my inner thigh. What I'd really like to know, though is

WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP-SHOO-BOP-SHOO BOP?

[Tadao]

:tear

[Esuohlim]

OK, uh, Pram Maven you're pretty awful and I'm going to need you to start posting a whole lot less around here

[Pram Maven]

*picks his desk up and moves it down to the basement*

[The Leader]

fuck you

[Pram Maven]

I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, FOR I AM DOWN IN A BASEMENT.

BUT I CAN GUESS AT WHAT YOU HAVE SAID. I THINK YOU HAVE SAID "GUMSHOE". AM I CLOSE? IF I AM CLOSE, KNOCK ON THE FLOOR THREE TIMES WITH YOUR FACE SO I CAN KNOW.

[Pram Maven]

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOCK THREE TIMES WITH YOUR FACE TO LET ME KNOW, YOU CAN LET ME KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT WISH FOR ME TO KNOW VIA THE FACE-KNOCKING, BY SCRUNCHING YOUR NOSE OFF WITH AN EGG BEATER. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU DOING THIS, BUT I WILL KNOW FROM YOUR YELPS OF PAIN THAT YOU HAVE ELECTED NOT TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO LET ME KNOW WITH SAID FACE KNOCKINGNESS.

[kahljorn]

IF YOU WISH US TO RESPOND IN THE MANNERS WHICH YOU HAVE SUGGESTED, NEVER POST HERE AGAIN AND ALSO SHOOT YOURSELF

:rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

http://shopping.hobidas.com/image-resources/far-east/GOODS/CHARACTERS/TROLL/TROLL-BANK-GR1.jpg

[Pram Maven]

OKAY I HAVE SHOT MYSELF, BUT I DID IT WITH A CAMERA. NOT SURE IF THAT IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND BECAUSE INSTEAD OF MAKING LESS OF MYSELF, I HAVE MADE MORE.

ALSO THAT IS A NICE TROLL DOLL; DO YOU COLLECT THEM? MOST FAGS I KNOW DO.

[Tadao]

Is there a trap door on this stage?

[Pram Maven]

I HAVE SHOT THE TRAP DOOR AND NOW HAVE A PICTURE OF A TRAP DOOR ON MY CAMERA. TRIED TO GO THROUGH THE TRAPDOOR PICTURE, BUT COULDN'T FIT. I FEEL LARGE AND SOLID.

[Dimnos]

Winner of the most pointless posts ever goes to...

[Chojin]

orange juice bruce?

[MLE]

That's the first time I've laughed in this thread <3

[Dimnos]

Damn Pram you cant even win that. :(

[Pram Maven]

You know what? Suck it. Suck it like a juice box. I'll provide the straw. It's not a plastic straw, though. It's actual straw.

[Pentegarn]

So are your replies supposed to be sentences based off one word from the post you last read?

Anyone can do that

Hey guys, remember when Conan convinced John Tesh to play 'Turkey in the Straw' while standing in a pen filled with turkeys? I can't find it on youtube though so here's a clip of Tesh secrets

tf7SZ_WoC4o

[Pram Maven]

No, I have given up on being funny. So, when was your last colonoscopy? Ass cancer sneaks up on ya...

[Ex Leper]

No, I have given up on being funny. So, when was your last colonoscopy? Ass cancer sneaks up on ya...

This is everyone's reaction to reading this thread.
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6039/treymattwtf.gif (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/treymattwtf.gif/)

[Pentegarn]

No, I have given up on being funny. So, when was your last colonoscopy? Ass cancer sneaks up on ya...

I keep when I go to the doctor to have my Pram Maven checked to myself thank you very much

[Tadao]

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/Kitten_And_Bunny.jpg

[Pram Maven]

*sticks one finger in his ear like an old newscaster* Broken pic alert! Film at 11.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, FOR I AM DOWN IN A BASEMENT.



:haha

[Pram Maven]

Oh shit, I just realized that saying that implicated me as being someone who lives in a basement. Because I do. It's really cold and hauntedy.

[AChimp]

Everyone in this thread is on my shitlist now.

Except for the cool people who aren't.