If there were an I-Mockery talent show, what would your talent be?

[Kitsa]

Still unsure. Pass.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rappin dancin sexin

[Fathom Zero]

sulking

or staring

[Esuohlim]

POSTIN'

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm funny.

No really.

Please like me. Please?

[Zhukov]

Cutting wax on the wheels of steel.

[Pentegarn]

Likely a combination of juggling and delivering odd one liners

[Tadao]

Ogling titties

[Chojin]

deadlifting barrels of jokes

[Guitar Woman]

Drinking contest.

[executioneer]

racecar driving

[MarioRPG]

Apathy?

[Grislygus]

JUST BEING THAT GODDAMNED AWESOME

[MLE]

reading old OaO posts from loveline while wearing a top hat and monocle.

[Dr. Boogie]

Banning.

[dextire]

Doing nothing and expecting praise.

[Shyandquietguy]

THROWING CARDS AND SHIT LIKE KNIVES YO!!

[Pentegarn]

Doing nothing and expecting praise.

Why not, it works for celebretards like Paris Hilton, The Real housewives of (anywhere), and the Kardashians :lol

[kahljorn]

Still unsure. Pass.

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: VERY HIGH.

[Kitsa]

Oh, you.

[Kitsa]

This was my total panel:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I think the Dependent was high just because I answered yes about worrying about being separated from loved ones. They didn't specify how nuts approximately the worry was.

[executioneer]

i got high on avoidant and paranoid ;_;

[Kitsa]

I thought I got high scores on antisocial but maybe that was another test I took.

I guess transposing meaningless internet test results is my talent.

[Colonel Flagg]

Kit, us schizo's have to stick together. All 15 of us.

[Pentegarn]

We resemble that remark

[executioneer]

YOU GUYS THAT ISNT WHAT SCHIZOID/SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

[Fathom Zero]

why is this here

[Kitsa]

Fuck if I know, it's just something I was thinking about.

[Fathom Zero]

I thought there was a talent show.

Crazy isn't a talent. :O

[kahljorn]

MY TALENT WOULD BE BEING THE BIGGEST JERK

[MailCall]

Curing a ham.

[kahljorn]

YOU CERTAINLY CURED THAT HAM

[executioneer]

my ham has cancer :(

[kahljorn]

WELL MR MAILCALL ARENT YOU GONG TO CURE HIS HAM

DONT YOU HAVE A HIPPOCRATIC OATH OR SOMETHING

YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE THAT YOURE SOME KIND OF HAM HEALER AND JUST DISAPPEAR

[Zhukov]

I reckon 10K and I would have done well as a team act.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.gifmania.us/email/mailbox/mb3.gif MAILCALL http://www.gifmania.us/email/mailbox/mb3.gif

[Colonel Flagg]

Letters
We get your letters
We get your letters every day
Mailman, Mailman
Mail today
(reach right in and pull one out .... ooh)

Letters
We've got some letters
Lets read 'em and hear
What you have to say (Oh boy!)
Mailman
Mail today!

[Colonel Flagg]

My other talent is remembering useless trivia. :(

[Pentegarn]

I reckon 10K and I would have done well as a team act.

That's one hell of an act, what do you call it?

The Aristocrats

[Pentegarn]

WELL MR MAILCALL ARENT YOU GONG TO CURE HIS HAM

DONT YOU HAVE A HIPPOCRATIC OATH OR SOMETHING

YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE THAT YOURE SOME KIND OF HAM HEALER AND JUST DISAPPEAR

What was the Pope's first miracle?

He cured a ham :rimshot

[Chojin]

Why not, it works for celebretards like Paris Hilton, The Real housewives of (anywhere), and the Kardashians :lol

http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/f/f2/Cardassians.jpg

[King Hadas]

Ha ha :smh

[Pentegarn]

A part of me wanted to do that gag but then I didn't

[WhiteRat]

sock shitting

[Colonel Flagg]

http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/f/f2/Cardassians.jpg

Which one is Khloe? :confused

[Pentegarn]

The one on the right has a big rack so that one must be Kim

[kahljorn]

:lol

[LordSappington]

My talent is wishing I had a talent

[ThrashO]

Extreme felching. My mom says i'm really good at it.

[kahljorn]

IS THIS ONE OF BAHMOS CHARACTERS OR SOMETHING

[executioneer]

good fuck did i just time travel back to 2002