Shit meat. What do you think?

[ThrashO]

A japanese or chinese or mexican scientist has figured out a way to extract the proteins from "Sewage Mud" as he calls it, but it's just a nice way of saying poo sludge.

I know astronauts have devices that can recycle urine and turds to make purified water, but thats after an insane filtering process, and even then some of them are not 1000% fond of the idea. But, this is just practically coiling one up on a plate and diggin in >:

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/scientist-discovers-way-to-make-a-burger-out-of-human-feces/

[creeposaurus]

So they didn't have human shit in them already?

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16315

Well, at least now we know what one future update to that thread will be. :x

[Dimnos]

:oao

[executioneer]

"the future is disgusting!" p. fry

[ThrashO]

p. fry

shit burger and pee fries mmmmmm

[executioneer]

everything is, and always has been, recycled

all y'alls atoms used to be dinosaur shit

[The Leader]

At 1:33 in the video you can see that the fridge where they store the meat has a label that says "Shit Burger."

[darkvare]

well at least in the future you will be able to say "i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" without everyone mocking you

[executioneer]

don't gimme no
gimme no
gimme no
gimme no
gimme no
gimme no
SHIT MAAAAAAAN

[ThrashO]

Holy shit a green jelly reference. I love this goddamn place.

[Ex Leper]

Well at least Chris Chan is use to this type of meal. >:

[Guitar Woman]

You are mistaken.

He eats his semen, but shits his pants in public.

[ThrashO]

If only GG Allen could see us he'd roll over in his grave. He was eating shit way before we made it cool.

[Grislygus]

Their first few albums were pretty good, but Shit Meat went downhill really quick after that Cuntasaurus Rex EP.

[Ex Leper]

I actually looked them up hoping they were a real band, they aren't but I did find this band.

LdhvFWVubbo

[Wiffles]

When talking at a molecular level. When things get purified or processed to a certain degree they are good to eat and clean.

for example, the food you eat and your entire body and its nutrients, in one for or another has passed through countless digestives systems through millions of years of creatures eating and expelling wastes.

The carbon and h2o in this planet is limited and recycled continuously so the water inside of you could have been dinosaur pee at one point. Or dino dookie.

I am a wizard

[Dimnos]

I'm 30% dino pee.

[Otori1987]

I'm 30% dino pee.

there should be a facebook quiz for this.