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Shyandquietguy
Jul 20th, 2011, 03:04 AM
So uh, has anyone seen the trailer for this? It seems like a typically lame movie with talking animals but there are two things that set it apart. 1) The animals are trying to get the zookeeper laid. Animals, getting a guy laid. and 2) Gay bears. In a movie about getting a guy laid. By the help of talking animals. With a pair of gay bears. And no, not just any gay bears. The promotional toy at Wendy's labels them "Wrestling" bears. WRESTLING gay bears. In a movie about getting a guy laid. Did I mention one of the bears is supposed to be black?

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If there are no good comedies out there I just may have to watch this.

Edit! Whoops! It's already out!

Mad Melvin
Jul 20th, 2011, 04:53 AM
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This sums up my thoughts on the movie quite perfectly.

Aaarg
Jul 20th, 2011, 01:04 PM
You mean Paul Blart Animal Cop?

Fuck, I hate movies. Goddamn I hate movies. Remember when film was an art form?

Shyandquietguy
Jul 23rd, 2011, 01:15 AM
:lol @ half in the bag.

Aaarg, I'm afraid the most I have on that subject is Seven Samurai and 2001: A Space Odyssey

executioneer
Jul 23rd, 2011, 01:25 AM
man don't give those shitheads any money

Aaarg
Jul 23rd, 2011, 12:51 PM
Seven Samurai is a good place to start. Now watch all of Kurosawa's other movies.

(All right not all of them the early ones are pretty iffy)