Pentagarn!

[Shyandquietguy]

I got a knife with your name on it bitch.

[darkvare]

is that cause you are angry or did you got him an engraved knife as a gift?

[Supafly345]

I've got a dick with your butt on it bitch.

[Pentegarn]

I am confused, what's going on?

Also, I am not worried about my name on your knife cause clearly you can't actually spell my name, so it'll get to the wrong person anway

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/pendragon.jpg
Pendragon could actually use it pretty soon.

[Pentegarn]

He needs a sword to be king

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[Shyandquietguy]

Yo mamma's so stupid when you asked for the ex-lax she asked "Did you say ex-lab?"

Yo mamma's so stupid when she went to the mall she went against traffic direction in the angle parking lot.

Yo mamma's so ugly she has a benign cyst on her cheek.

[k0k0]

Shyandquietguy, your mother is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3 x 10 ^ 8 MS. Bitch.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought that eight was a B.

[k0k0]

Looks like a B to me. A B-hole. That's U.

[Esuohlim]

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE LOOKED AT A FERMI-DIRAC DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BOSE-EINSTEIN DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol Quantum Humor! It collapses me every time!

[Colonel Flagg]

Yo mama so fat, she has TROJAN POINTS! :astrerical

[Fathom Zero]

Yo mama so big, she off da main sequence.

[Pentegarn]

Wow, this became a dozens thread while I was gone.

Lessee here....

yo momma so dumb she thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat

yo momma so fat she got Bisquick for belly button lint

yo momma so ugly she has a part time job playing leatherface's stunt double, and she don't need makeup to do it yo!

and so on

[Esuohlim]

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE

ok hold on i need to watch that one scene from the Nutty Professor for ideas you fucks

[Esuohlim]

HER BLOOD TYPE IS ROCKY ROAD

[Esuohlim]

fuck you all

[Shyandquietguy]

Yo momma's so insecure that when she does online shopping she has to check her security pin for her internet debit card.

[Pentegarn]

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[Sam]

Your mother is so old she has reached menopause.

[Sam]

Your mother is such an ignorant fuck, she thought I was gone.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

your momma is so fat she knows phenylketonurics contains phenylalanine.

[Sam]

Your mother is so homeless, Womti feels sorry for her.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Shyandquietguy]

I agree! :lol

Yo mamma smells so bad she hasn't taken her daily shower.

[Colonel Flagg]

Your mother is so homeless, Womti feels sorry for her.

Yo mama so unreal she disappears whenever JOAT tries to talk to her.

[Pentegarn]

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[Supafly345]

Yo momma's so fat she's got type II diabetes, and we're all getting a little worried about her. :mariabamford

[executioneer]

yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere! some even got on the mayor!

[kahljorn]

your mommas so fat she eats a lot

[executioneer]

yo mama's so fat

but apart from that she's delightful, really, what a nice lady

[kahljorn]

your mommas so fat she has a n ice personality

[Esuohlim]

Yo momma so fat I was all like "hello mrs. carlson you have a wonderful and talented son"

[executioneer]

yo mama's so fat i am beginning to become concerned for her health. she should start lifting immediately

[k0k0]

Yo mama's such a klepto, she stole my pants after I got done fucking her. And she's got weird boobs.

[executioneer]

buzz, yo mama, woof

[ThrashO]

yo mamma so black she got in the car and the oil light came on and she said "I sure hope I can make it to a mechanic."

[executioneer]

yo mama's so yo mama, she [RECURSION ERROR]

[Colonel Flagg]

Yo Mama's Yo-Yo Ma's Mama

[darkvare]

yo mama's so fat not even the hulk can lift her

[kahljorn]

God made your momma so fat not even he can lift her ;/

[Rongi]

thankfully god didn't make this thread because it stinks p u!

[executioneer]

your mama sucks, uhhuhuh huh

[Rongi]

I'll thank you not to bring my mother into this, WILLIE >:

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ, what happened?

[kahljorn]

Rongis mom is so uninsultable she files law suits for defamation

[Sam]

Jesus Christ's momma so ugly, God had to put a paper bag on her head before he immaculately conceived uponst her, amen.

[Pentegarn]

And thy pound shall be a beacon unto others

[ThrashO]

yo mamas so stupid she tried to give a hyperlink Ritalin.

[Supafly345]

Yo momma's so stupid she read this thread and thought it was a sincere yo momma's joke thread.

[Rongi]

Yo momma so __________ she __________ and ____________.

[ThrashO]

Yo momma so __________ she __________ and ____________.

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yo mamas so stupid this is a real photograph of her -> :lol2

[dextire]

I couldn't find that much info on this mystery user Pentagarn (http://www.youtube.com/user/pentagarn#p/f), but he's favorited some strange videos on YouTube.

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[ThrashO]

I couldn't find that much info on this mystery user Pentagarn (http://www.youtube.com/user/pentagarn#p/f), but he's favorited some strange videos on YouTube.

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yo mama so stupid that guy asked her out and she said no lol

(at a few of those angles that guy looks like a buff robin williams)

[Shyandquietguy]

Yo mama's so stupid that she put a banana peel in the garbage instead of the compost.

Yo mama's so sensitive that she cried when you told her to go fuck herself and die when you were asked if you would forgive her.

[Esuohlim]

YO MOMMA SO F

[kahljorn]

your mommas so fine i fucked her in the ass and conceived you

[ThrashO]

yo momy is so stupid she has 1 tit and 2 buttholes.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yo mama's so lazy she retired from being an EMT to become a nurse due to her back problem.

[k0k0]

Yo ma ma is so slutty that she had you when she was 44 years old.

[Fathom Zero]

Your mother is so stupid that I threw hot coffee on her for being a stupid bitch

[Pentegarn]

yo mama so stupid that guy asked her out and she said no lol

(at a few of those angles that guy looks like a buff robin williams)

I got a Chuck Norris vibe (in his face) from him

[Supafly345]

YOUR FUCKING CUNT BITCH MOM OWES ME MONEY ASSHOLE

[k0k0]

so I'm an idiot...

but i was wondering why supafly if he is got tanned.

I better go create a thread about it.

[Supafly345]

Maybe its better if you just learned english instead of using Babblefish.

[ThrashO]

i fail to see how this relates to my mamas inadequacies >:

[k0k0]

Yo marmas so caca that if she pooped she'd be a doo doo.