god will help you [Archive]

george

Nov 15th, 2003, 07:53 PM

through any misfortune.

or so said my daughters fourtune cookie. she was very upset. "IT WAS A CHINSESE FOURTUNE COOKIE! WHY THE HECK ARE THE CHINESE TELLING ME ABOUT GOD!!"

DAMN CHINKS.

Evil Robot

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:21 PM

You will find true love on flag day

ScruU2wice

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:34 PM

you are being robbed, apu...

camacazio

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:34 PM

That wasn't chicken.

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:36 PM

That wasn't chicken.

:lol

Nerd

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:01 PM

you will be aroused by a shampoo commercial

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:02 PM

There's actually a company that makes fake fortune cookies.

I got one that said "You look pretty. :)" and another one that said "The weather is nice!" just before Isabelle hit.

It's called "Ha Ha Fortunes" or something. Tell your local restaurant to get them >:=

Esuohlim

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:09 PM

I got one that said "Factful: Overlook Obvious Not So Good For Today Or Tomorrow"

I also got one that said "You Loved The Chinese Food".

>:

Mike P

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:29 PM

One time I got a fortune cookie that said I would be invited to a party!

I'm still waiting, and it was like, two years ago.

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:49 PM

HEY GUYS, QUOTING SIMPSONS FORTUNE COOKIES IS HILARIOUS. >:

Jeanette X

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:50 PM

I once got one that said, "Give this to your friend and he might pay for the meal."

Brandon

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:54 PM

I got one that said "you're not our real son."

No, wait.. THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY CARD! :tear

ScruU2wice

Nov 15th, 2003, 10:06 PM

HEY GUYS, QUOTING SIMPSONS FORTUNE COOKIES IS HILARIOUS. >:

I GOT ONE THAT SAID THAT TOO :eek

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 10:17 PM

lol :(

Mike

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:34 AM

I got one that said "Good cloths opens all good things. Time to look in the"

Damn them for not telling me what to look in so that I can get some of these good cloths. I want to open all good things!

MK IV

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:52 AM

"Man with one chopstick go hungry."

Good job I use a knife and fork. :(

Esuohlim

Nov 16th, 2003, 01:24 PM

Not using chopsticks in an Asian restaurant is for PUSSIES.

Jixby Phillips

Nov 16th, 2003, 01:39 PM

You are often asked if it is in yet

whoreable

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:35 PM

IN BED!!1! :lol :lol :lol

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:44 PM

The last time I got a fortune cookie, it said "You are a happy man".

Geggy

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:47 PM

I remember i went to a chinese resturaunt, i cracked open a fortune cookie and read the fortune. i flipped the fortune to the other side and there was this 5 dollar discount to any dvd movies printed on it so i put it in my pocket. a week later, i bought pee wee's big adventure using the fortune. pretty nifty huh?

Professor Cool

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:24 PM

"Don't chew with your mouth open" :(

Sethomas

Nov 16th, 2003, 04:30 PM

"Help me I'm a bug"

Evil Robot

Nov 16th, 2003, 05:49 PM

A burgular is going to rape you in your house.

kellychaos

Nov 17th, 2003, 04:07 PM

http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Shores/6794/g-heartcandy.gif

Cosmo Electrolux

Nov 18th, 2003, 11:20 AM

The last time I got a fortune cookie, it said "You are a happy man".

well? are you?

Anonymous

Nov 18th, 2003, 11:24 AM

PEDIGREE TO KELLY!

Schimid

Nov 18th, 2003, 02:34 PM

GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE!

Spectre X

Nov 18th, 2003, 03:01 PM

I HAD A FORTUNE COOKIE ONCE. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT SAID. :(