This board is like crack.

[Anonymous]

I haven't done anything for the past two hours or so but read this shit. And I haven't enjoyed a single moment of it.

Can anyone else here sympathize? :<

[Schimid]

yeah :(

[Ninjavenom]

The Ogrish board is even worse. Everyone there is afraid to say more to someone than "i disagree" or "that's your opinion" when someone says something stupid. >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you're preaching to the choir, Chojin.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I HAVE COME HERE TO SPICEN THINGS UP. :(





BAM!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

CAP, YOU SASSIN UP A NOTCH? CAUSE I AM!

BAM

DIE FUCKA BAM BAM!

BAM!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? :|

[Anonymous]

See, now, if I were king? Banned. One step at a time. Keep your eyes on the prize.

[Anonymous]

I would also have a thread like this (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=4b0d94efe4a19cdf8f6d11fc76b5b646&threadid=797974).

[kellychaos]

Have you considered "the patch"? :/

[Anonymous]

Banned.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

BUT!



HOW ABOUT


HOW CAN

[kellychaos]

http://members.citynet.net/weluvcarebears/images/shaiwish.png

[FartinMowler]

I find this site boring somedays. There are other things to do than wonder if James will ever get a girl friend or if Captain Bubba will over dose on some gereric bulk your body chemical.

[Command Prompt]

If your internet persona is a subconscience extention of the type of person you wish you could be like in real life, without being judged on any physical characteristics then I pity most of the people that post here.

And just in case you're wondering, I am much as a tort, contristic asshole in real life towards morons, as I am on the boards, the reason I prefer posting here is I have the handy ability to use diagrams, charts and pictures to showcase your stupidity.

and I really do like most people here, its just fun to push buttons. and there are so so many here.

[glowbelly]

I LIKE THE "ADD REPLY" BUTTON BEST. HOW ABOUT YOU?

[Professor Cool]

Uncle Rog told me that the Post New Topic is poison!

[imported_Hollycaust]

i feel you ddrdawg

[Evil Robot]

I like the refresh button the best!

[AChimp]

I said years ago that this board was a blackhole in the Internet, but no one listened to me, and then all of a sudden there's Doopa saying it's a blackhole, and I'm all like, WTF that's my line, and everybody is like, come on, Chimp, everybody knows you never come up with anything good, and I'm all like, fine, whatever, you're all a bunch of assholes anyways and if I could come up with something better to do than posting here you can be damn sure I'd be doing it right now. >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

where did all of these retards come from?

[Esuohlim]

I've had the Bubonic Plague or something for the last five days and I was barely on, and now that I am on, I don't feel like being on. :(

Seriously, go away from the boards for like a week and come back. See? :(

[Professor Cool]

Yeah I know, milhouse, same thing happen when I came back from Seattle.

But at least I'm here to put the "R-O-C-K" in "I-mockery"!

I smell smoke
That comes from a gun...

Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named...

It was a long time ago
Could have happened to anyone
He was struck by a bullet
And he melted into fluid

Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named...oooohhh WAH OHHH!

Named EXTINCTION

One thousand miles an hour
I'm just like anyone
I want to feel
The road of tar beneath the wheel

Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named EXTINCTION
Named.....OOOOHHH WAHOOO

And evolving from the sea
Would no be too much time for me
To walk beside you in the sun

I read something about a
son of a gun...

Named EXTINCTION
EXTINCTION
EXTINCTION

[Evil Robot]

Are there any boards out there that are just like this one? I woulnd't know because I am afraid to leave.

[glowbelly]

the sad punk :(

[Anonymous]

I really wish Rog wouldn't frown on banning people. I'm a firm believer that many smart people don't post here because of the average IQ.

[Rongi]

Fuck all of you. I have the worst addiction out of all of you :(

And I hate it when people have like a 100 post count and they only come on once in a blue moon and they say "I'm way too addicted to this site" >:

[glowbelly]

no, sir, FUCK YOU >:

[Rongi]

:(

[glowbelly]

most men would smile at an invitation like that :/

[Rongi]

I had no idea it was an inventation :eek

Fuck I really missed that opratunity :suicide

[Mockery]

So this board is addictive eh? Hmm, maybe I should start charging for it. Well, that probably would weed out some of the useless posters.

$$$

Nah.

But that does remind me, I need to set up the board donation thingy sometime next month because time to renew it will be coming up in January. At least it won't cost anywhere near as much as that shitty old eZboard did.

-RoG-

[Professor Cool]

the sad punk :(

Only you, protoclown, and me will ever know, babe. :(

Correction:


Sock Head23568 (Rongi)
TheProfessorCool (Who Knows?)

Sock Head23568: the sad punk
Sock Head23568: i get it too jersk :-(
Sock Head23568: the pixies
TheProfessorCool: yeah, but nobody cares
Sock Head23568: what's up your ass
Sock Head23568: somebody's in a pissy mood
Sock Head23568: i know you're sick and everything but lighten the fuck up

:lol

[glowbelly]

it's educational

[Anonymous]

You should charge for the board. Or at least require a donation to post.

[Krythor]

"Letter to Memphis" is the best track on that album. :rolleyes

Anyone who posted in that SA thread deserved to lose their account and if the same thing was posted here by Rog, 95% of the board would dissappear.

[CaptainBubba]

You should charge for the board. Or at least require a donation to post.

But then I would get to post. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Of course, by "patch" I meant whatever it is with which you line your panties. :)

[soundtest]

I bet dollars to donuts that there is a correlation between those posters who are making the boards 'shitty' and those who have never posted their picture in the PYPH thread. Is it that they are too afraid of repurcussion because they know they act like fucking idiots on here, or do they act like idiots because they are so anonymous? Chicken or the egg... with a knife kellychaos. a KNIFE

[kellychaos]

Now yer jes playin' hard to get. ;)

[JesusFishSticks]

http://www.whitelakepine.com/pics/WC3/S_chaos.jpg

[Helm]

I like it when people ask me how long it took me to grow my hair out to their current length. Especially women. I take it as an upportunity to, after an intentional pause, look the person who inquires straight between the eyes and proclaim that ´I am against premarital intercourse.´ and then wink like she knows I know she knows but she's got problems. It happens when I'm playing pool most of the time. Biker bitches, that sort of thing. They like the hairs. Not that I would know, actually as I'm making all of this up. I've never left my basement in my life.

[kellychaos]

Hey! That was me. :)

[noob3]

what the fuck happene to your face

[Anonymous]

this board is not addicting anymore. It used to be yeah

[Carnivore]

Verily, I agree. I can go days without looking at this board now. Back in the day, I could only go a few hours. We need some kind of application process to join. And we need to summarily execute a dozen current posters.

[Anonymous]

you have to be a 13 year old boy to post here now I think

[Carnivore]

Summary executions!

[soundtest]

And we need to summarily execute a dozen current posters.

Specific names would help and make things more interesting.

[Pub Lover]

Doopa's an admin. She can ban. Surely she has the foresight that her husband doesn't. She should ban the lot of us '13 year old losers'. >:

[AChimp]

I bet she also has the BALLS to do it that Mock obviously LACKS. >:

[soundtest]

Seriously, who do you guys recommend be banned? >:

[Triad-Brother Choi]

The level of shitness is quite insipid.

Anyone that has signed up in the last six months is ripe for banning, but then without new people the boards will be just as stale as they are now.

It's the repeativeness of the people, & the generic 'characters' that turnup. We need some truely fresh blood.

Also, I think, more of the 'vets' should take breaks from this site, & the internet in general. When Professer Cool, hopefully Jaegar, & others return, they will be fresher, & should be able to improve the general quality around here.

[soundtest]

i'd never expect a triad to talk like a politician. i'm asking for SPECIFIC NAMES. >:

[Anonymous]

She should ban the lot of us '13 year old losers'.
I said 'boys' not 'losers'

I bet she also has the BALLS to do it that Mock obviously LACKS.
I would happily ban, but Rog is in charge here. And there are some people who I thought should blatantly be banned that he said no to. He just doesn't like to ban people

[Pub Lover]

I'm well aware of what you 'said'. >:
I was making a joke of synonymity. :(
Or to be more accurate, & less stupid, it had to do with sexism...



Edit: Sountest's next post is excellent. :lol

[soundtest]

If someone floods the board with incessant bullshit, especially if it's a particularly annoying character, sure. Otherwise who really gives a fuck? You complain about the 'quality' of the posts on this board. Well, as I'm sure you're well aware, it is interactive so you could do something about the quality instead of bitching about it. You suggest that others should 'take a break' because they are getting too 'stale'. I'm not implying anything here but wouldn't it be more logical for you to do that? If you expect the board to totally entertain you and you do nothing to contribute to it, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. People you think who are unfunny are probably pretty funny to me and vice versa. Perhaps I should be banned? Or ban myself.

If I was administrator/god anybody who posted one line with a >: at the end would be auto-banned. >:

[AChimp]

I would happily ban, but Rog is in charge here. And there are some people who I thought should blatantly be banned that he said no to. He just doesn't like to ban people

You should so cut him off. >:

[executioneer]

HEY >:

-willie

[Anonymous]

I'm well aware of what you 'said'.
I was making a joke of synonymity.
Or to be more accurate, & less stupid, it had to do with sexism...

well when you said that I saw how someone could have interpreted that I meant it that way but I didn't.
I am far too old to refer in that way a 13 yr old boy as a loser

[FartinMowler]

I bet dollars to donuts that there is a correlation between those posters who are making the boards 'shitty' and those who have never posted their picture in the PYPH thread

Maxb never posts his pic. I don't post as much anymore because no one is nice to me. No correlation there.

[kellychaos]

Thank you for not banning me. :)